Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1360

05528 - selling things

Me: "Don't be impatient, everyone, maybe he is my trustee. He left pretending to be mysterious, probably to arouse your curiosity, and then you will throw money at me."

"...This logic doesn't seem right? If he is your trustee, shouldn't he take out a dollar from his cuff, and the proof talisman really gave him a dollar?"

Me: "That might be too fake, right? It's unlikely that I don't know if there is money hidden in my cuffs, and I don't need amulets to guide it. It's better to leave it blank to attract people's daydreams."

"...Your logic is really not right. You should excuse yourself now and prove that you are not lying."

Me: "I didn't cheat. If you ask that Mr. Tian, ​​he will also say that I didn't cheat. The attitude of the parties is like this. How can you prove that I cheated? Even if you want to sue me, you have to first Come up with evidence? Whoever advocates who will provide evidence will never be suspected. Anyway, if you sue me for fraud now, you will definitely fail."

Me: "Also, this real magician who just performed with me on the same stage, he must have seen one thing: my process of playing with ice lotus and ice fireworks is different from his magic technique."

Magician: "Yes, it's really different. But yours is very basic magic, many genres can do it, and the techniques are different. It's not uncommon for there to be something I haven't seen before."

Me: "It's not unusual, but at least you can't prove that my hand is magic. 'Magic can do one thing' and 'this thing is magic' are two different concepts."

Magician: "You're right."

"The ice lotus flower you just had that can be blown into fireworks, together with the spirit beads that make it work, can you buy it without spirit stones? You make a price, and I'll see if I can accept it."

Me: "It's really embarrassing, I'm really not familiar with prices... Fellow Daoist Feng?"

Feng Hui: "How about 1 yuan? How many times can a spirit bead be fried?"

Me: "Probably only once." In fact, the energy stored in the Lingzhu can support two or three explosions of fireworks. It costs half, unless I add a Lingzhu controller, which is much more expensive than Lingzhu and Xiaobinglianhua.

"Will the ice lotus and the pearl shell be in a complete form after use? Can I keep it for a long time?"

Me: "It's complete, you can keep it. Sure enough, it's more appropriate to sell ice sculptures to you." I condensed a bunch of small ice sculptures of all kinds and floated beside me, "I'll buy [-] of these for the time being, and I will buy them according to market demand later. Prices are raised irregularly and quantitatively. Compared with ordinary ice sculptures, their biggest features are heat resistance and sturdiness, and nothing else."

05529- drink tea

"Can they be blown into fireworks and then restored after being paired with spirit beads?"

I can not."

"Then why pay a price that can blow up?"

Me: "I'm happy."

"..."

The person who inquired about Bingyanhua hastily transferred the money to me and bought Bingyanhua with a spirit bead. Then she was surprised: "This is a spirit bead? It is much more beautiful than the ones I saw before..."

Of course, the manufacturing technology of Lingzhu in the main world is much better than that in Wuge Secret Realm, after all, there are too many hands-on skills.

"I want to buy the Lingzhu alone. I will pay six thousand!"

Me: "Unified price, [-]."

"Why?"

Me: "I'm a seller's market."

Then I was sued, and then I was invited to drink tea by the relevant department-just next door.Everyone praised me for being brave when I made trouble under the watchful eyes of the manager.

The charge against me is very clear: random price tagging, disrupting market order.

Me: "You can show me the market price of the Lingzhu. And my ice sculpture, you can test it to see if it can be copied exactly. This is the only one, why can't I price it according to my estimate? "

"Hey, you're very arrogant, young man? You're old, aren't you?"

Me: "It is true that I am quite experienced in being complained. But I think you don't seem to want to punish me?"

"Yes, you don't need to be fined. Although you called the price, there were not many transactions, and as you said, the items you sold seemed to be unavailable elsewhere, including this one that appeared on the market before. The quality of your Lingzhu is not the same as that of others, but the price of those people is not lower than yours."

"The main reason we invite you here is not to punish you, but to clarify things. A few ambiguous private transactions can be ignored, but once the company's transaction and the amount exceeds a certain limit..."

Me: "Pay taxes, I understand, I will definitely not pay less."

"That's just one aspect. There's also the nature of your company. Your drifting team is registered as an artist company. If it turns into a company that sells items..."

Feng Hui: "I'll go and re-apply right away."

"Hey, your attitude is still okay, keep it up."

Me: "I want to do something about everything, what type of company should I be?"

"There are only two of you, and you cannot register all types of companies."

"If you just want to play, you don't need to form a company, you can play in the name of an individual. When an individual has frequent transactions with other people or companies, the individual will automatically take on the attributes of the company and must fulfill the company's relevant obligations."

05530 - Trouble is for no trouble

Me: "Oh, I've seen this clause, but I don't quite understand it."

"It's a one-person company. In essence, you are still a natural person, but in some transactions, we will treat you as a company, and your private account will be checked according to the inspection standards of company accounts. This kind of individual The company does not have to force the division of categories, and there is no need to pay company maintenance fees every year.”

Me: "Then after becoming an individual company, how can we get rid of the corporate attributes?"

"After a certain period of time and a certain amount of foreign business transactions, it will be automatically terminated."

Me: "A certain amount, a certain period of time, in terms of automatic becoming and automatic canceling, how are they divided?"

"Depending on the circumstances, there are different standards."

Me: "Are there any detailed terms?"

"Yes, but you can only see it after you become a company, because in fact we don't encourage this kind of operation, it's not easy to manage. We still hope that you can form an ordinary company from the beginning, and then start your business. You There is a company account for the floating team, please use it, and don’t use a personal account instead for a long time. It is against the regulations to use a private account instead of a company account to handle public business.”

Me: "Is there a big difference? There are only two people in the drifting team now, and the money paid by others is transferred to the company account, and then Feng Hui and I divide it. Isn't it still in our private account?"

"The monitoring levels are different. This high-level monitoring transfer is only for the company account. At most, the number of times and the total amount from the drifting team account to your private account will be counted. When the drifting team company is cancelled, the high-level monitoring of yours will be natural. Disappear, and will not continue to monitor your private accounts with high standards."

Feng Hui: "What a troublesome operation mode."

"In fact, such a detour is precisely to reduce troubles. If you pursue a temporary simplicity, there will often be many sequelae."

Me: "Okay, although we don't understand it very well, we will do it."

"There is also the income distribution ratio between the two of you. I suggest that you formulate a detailed charter first, so as not to tear yourself apart when your income increases. Now you have a good relationship, and you feel that it doesn't matter if you share more or less, but when money is mixed into your personal relationship , over time, there are very few that do not deteriorate."

I looked at Feng Hui and said, "Sometimes I contribute more, and sometimes you contribute more, so it's [-]-[-]%? If you hire someone else, we'll pay [-]-[-]% of the hiring fee?"

Feng Hui: "Okay."

05531-Male God

"Oh, really don't try to be simple for a while. I suggest that you list your respective contribution ratios in various situations, then calculate your income distribution ratios in each situation, and find a professional to help you. It will take ten days and half a month at most. Work hard now, once and for all."

Me: "Do you have a professional recommendation? We are completely unfamiliar with this field."

"Guys with a good reputation in this area have records here. Let me give you a list. In fact, you can also find them on related websites. They are all registered, and they all rely on having a company and showing their performance. This is strict classification. benefits."

Feng Hui and I took the list and walked out of the gate of the management branch, and then saw a familiar uncle walking around boredly, the uncle who wanted to abduct me to participate in the draft.

The uncle noticed the two of us coming out, and immediately approached us: "It should be all right?"

Me: "It's okay, but you are so attentive, it seems to be very important?"

The uncle took out his work card and introduced himself: "My name is Feng Youqin, and I am a director. I have a role that is very suitable for you."

Me: "Guardian Gao's closed disciple?"

Feng Youqin: "No, no, that's just a gimmick, I...how are you willing to accept this role? You make an offer."

Me: "What role, let's talk about it first."

Feng Youqin: "It is the male god of the hero and heroine when they were young, which made them both remember their whole lives, thinking that there is no one better than the male god. The key is to make the audience think so. There are not many male gods. , the total time is less than 3 minutes, and the lines are about five sentences, but it must make the audience think that this is an insurmountable male god, and the concerns of the male and female protagonists are not inconsistent."

Me: "It's okay for the audience to talk, but both the male and female protagonists think so... Is your male and female protagonists in a romantic relationship?"

Fengyou Qin: "Yes."

Me: "Two people have the same love relationship of Bai Yueguang in their hearts?"

Fengyou Qin: "The rival in love has turned into someone."

Me: "So in the end, in the heart of the hero and heroine, the status of the other party surpassed that of the male god Bai Yueguang?"

Feng Youqin: "No, male gods always come first. All characters and audiences in the whole play must think so."

...the emotional line is a bit unique.And why do you always emphasize the audience?

Me: "I've never filmed before."

Feng Youqin: "It doesn't matter, just act in your true colors. Your true colors are already too convincing."

True color?The true result is the Shameng-style chaotic pinching.If you want to make your movie more topical, it is really suitable, but if you want to create a recognized male god, you should think about it again.