Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1361

05532-style

Feng Youqin: "A 3-minute scene can be filmed in one day. Your role is a monk, you don't even need to change your clothes, and you can keep your hairstyle."

Me: "Oh... I can go and have a look, but I have to think about whether to shoot it or not."

Feng Youqin: "No problem, you think about it. Let me introduce you again. This male god is a successful monk who has been traveling around for many years. He has saved the heroine and the hero. He has passed many people. He has an ageless face and the ability to resolve all crises. Facing the challenges of kung fu masters, he can make them immobilized with a light flick of a finger."

Me: "Praise the monk as a male god, and use kung fu masters as cannon fodder to set off the monk? No wonder your previous works are quite popular."

Feng Youqin: "...do you know my previous works?"

Me: "I read some introductions and reviews, as well as a few clips."

Feng Youqin sighed: "I just don't like the style in which kung fu masters are praised to the sky in a large number of works. Why don't you diversify, why can't kung fu masters be villains?"

Me: "People have worked hard to practice martial arts for decades, and then go to bully good people like chickens? It's better to kick two pieces of wood with strength. The villain belongs to the villain, can you have some style?"

Feng Youqin: "How can you be classy?"

Me: "For example, kung fu masters see the similarities between the monks' cultivation methods and the kung fu they have learned, and then integrate the cultivation methods into kung fu to create a new kind of kung fu, which improves their strength to a higher level and possesses spiritual power at the same time. Become a master of both kung fu and comprehension."

Feng Youqin: "... Where is it?"

Me: "Boss Shuangliao intends to merge the world of kung fu and the world of comprehension into one, but he encountered resistance from people in the two worlds, and finally failed sadly, retired, and never saw anyone again."

Feng Youqin: "...Are you sure this is a villain, not a tragic hero?"

Me: "Because he went against the tide, that's why he was tragic."

Feng Youqin: "... Excuse me, how can we avoid tragedy after going against the trend?"

Me: "Just be stronger than all the opponents combined."

Feng Youqin: "This is very difficult."

Me: "If you don't have the strength to change another day, how can you talk about the actual performance of another day?"

Feng Youqin: "Are you interested in playing the leading role in such a heroic movie?"

I'm busy."

Feng Youqin: "I have money."

Me: "Hey, show off your wealth in front of me?"

05533-has a bright spot

Feng Youqin was silent for a moment, and said, "I heard that monks are quite poor."

Me: "Wuge monk is, but I am not Wuge."

Feng Youqin: "There really is a different world...can I go there?"

Me: "You said that you are so old, and you have been on the street for so many years, why are you still thinking so far?"

Feng Youqin: "Reincarnation was good. When I was young, my parents loved me, then my brother loved me, and now even my nephew gives me pocket money."

It seems to be about the same as me.Then give him a hand.

Me: "Things have to be done one by one. You haven't finished filming this movie yet, so you're thinking about the next one?"

Feng Youqin: "It doesn't matter, I have to rush anyway. Fortunately, I can recover the cost of each play and make a small profit, so my family let me play it, which is better than playing other games. Underpants are strong."

Me: "What guarantee do you rely on to recover the cost?"

Feng Youqin: "The secret is to capture the hearts of the audience. For example, to a male god, to a joke, to arouse a series of memories... It only takes one point, let the audience invest in my drama for a moment, and it will be done. To be popular Da Zi is very difficult, it needs to be outstanding in many aspects, but it is very simple to get enough food and clothing, it only needs a certain point of excellence. I guarantee that each of my plays has such a point of excellence. So I rush, but I Will not pay."

Me: "Have you ever thought about gathering all the brilliant points into one play?"

Feng Youqin: "It's not difficult to play a wonderful meme in a piece of garbage, but you can't make a classic by relying on the accumulation of memes. But I will still try, when I am about to quit the circle, the last one Seriously, I did my best.”

Feng Youqin: "But maybe it will be even worse. Because what I really like is different from the general public. For example, I like to watch kung fu masters suffer, but I don't like to watch them suffer. So I should make two films in the end. There are two dramas, one is a culmination of my years of trying to figure out the audience's preferences, and the other is to express my own preferences. If the latter is miserable and equalized with the former, I should still not lose money."

Feng Youqin: "Oh, by the way, let's talk about the salary if you agree to participate in the show."

Me: "Agreed to participate. 1 yuan."

Feng Youqin: "You can't live with 1 yuan, right?"

Me: "It's easy to count."

Feng Youqin: "Actually, it can be disassembled. For example, if you show your face in a drama and say 1 yuan, you can say a line for 1 yuan. Don't pack them all."

Me: "Accept your proposal, let's do it like this."

Feng Youqin: "It seems that I have lost too much? How can a newcomer have such a high price. No matter how handsome a newcomer is, a newcomer is also a newcomer."

Me: "I will try to make you earn it back. Try to make the audience buy tickets multiple times just to lick the screen."

Fengyou Qin: "Okay."

05534-playful temperament

The next day, I entered the group.

The atmosphere of Fengyou Qin crew is good, full of playfulness.

The hostess said: "The advisor is very good, especially easy to talk to."

The male protagonist said: "Compared to making a complete movie, it is more like giving a record of fun. Audiences don't expect Bong's movie to tell a complete story, they just want to see a movie that is suitable for leisure time and sure. A collection of short passages without pressure. So Director Bong has some die-hard fans, and these fans will not say against their will how great Director Bong is as a director, but they always insist that watching Director Bong's works is very relaxing."

Me: "As long as you make a special feature in a certain aspect, it is a kind of success."

The heroine: "Hey, male god, is this you?" She pointed to a video and asked me.In the video, I am performing ice lotus explosion and recycling.

I am me."

The heroine: "This video has been reposted very well. Look at the amount of reposts. It's only been a day since the video came out. Everyone is praising your masculinity."

Yeah?At a glance, I found that there are many heartbroken comments in the comments: Why does this look want to be a liar? !

It's so fresh, how many good liars don't they look like five people and six people?If you look too ugly, will others have the patience to listen to your lies? ——Those who lie to the elderly are not good liars.

Playing the kung fu master who is pressed down by a finger of the male god is a real practitioner, not a master, probably equivalent to the physical training in the early stage of Qi training, and he is very gentle.The whole crew is very gentle, and they seem to be aloof from the rest of the world.

Supporting actor A said: "We are here to try the feeling of filming."

Supporting actor B said: "Director Feng said that he doesn't require our acting skills, just let us act in our true colors. He chose us to represent that we are suitable for the role."

Me: "Is there a male god for all people from the beginning of the script?"

The heroine: "It was said at the beginning that there is a love rival who turns into a lover, and the Bai Yueguang who is the hero and heroine must of course be an excellent person, but the male god of the whole people seems to have never mentioned it before."

Male protagonist: "The script has been changed many times, and now no one knows what the final product will be like, and we suspect that director Bong himself doesn't know either."

Feng Youqin: "Come on, come on, I told the male god that his part can be filmed in one day, please cooperate."

Me: "If it's fun, I can cooperate in two or three days; if it's not fun, maybe I'll leave in an hour."

Feng Youqin: "We strive to make it fun for you. The first scene is like this: the heroine is being bullied, and the male hero saves the beauty. The rescue action must be chic."

Hostess: "It's so cheesy."

Feng Youqin: "A cliché is a classic."

Then there were clichéd gangsters who surrounded the heroine, and the nervous man discovered them and called the police.

05535-Limelight

Feng Youqin: "Stuck! It's not calling the police, it's saving directly."

Me: "Use the alarm to scare you first, so you don't have to do anything if you get scared away. You didn't give me a script, and you only asked me to act logically. I think my choice is very logical."

Hostess: "Yes, yes, yes."

Feng Youqin: "Okay, call the police first, but the police won't arrive right away. The gangsters are very familiar with the police's time, so they plan to teach the meddling male god a lesson first, and then run away after the lesson is over. They think it's too late .OK?"

You are the director, screenwriter and sole investor, you ask us?

I can."

Feng Youqin: "Okay, the male god agrees, let's continue filming like this."

The gangsters surrounded me, and the hostess took the opportunity to run away.

Hooligan A looked at me and said, "Hey, this beauty is much better than the one just now."

The hostess rushed back with a brick in hand.

Feng Youqin: "Crap! Now is the time for the male god to show off. The female protagonist should not be a hero."

The heroine: "But with the character of the heroine, according to logic, she will not stand aside tremblingly and look at the male god who rescued her, nor will she run away without a trace, but will definitely stand shoulder to shoulder with the male god fighting."

Feng Youqin: "That's right. Then you can fight side by side. Be careful not to steal the limelight from the heroine."

Me: "I try to be as eye-catching as possible, and not let the bricks steal the limelight."

Let's be honest, do you have a script?Was it all improvisation?

I said to the people who played the punks: "You can be serious, I promise I won't get hurt, and I won't let you get hurt."

The punks looked at each other, and then at Lian Jiazi together.

Lian Jiazi: "Listen to him, I'll keep an eye on it, and if something goes wrong, I'll stop it."

Punks: "Yes, curator."

The male protagonist introduced to me: "They belong to the same martial arts gym. These few can be regarded as the apprentices of that master."

Oh, nice to meet you.

Lian Jiazi: "The price of the guide is high, and the time is not tight. Let's come to relax and earn extra money."

Oh, very good very good.

Shoot again.

The punks are still relatively restrained when they do it, and they dare not go all out. After all, just from the outside, I can be called weak.

Then I put them down on the ground.

They who were lying on the ground and Lian Jiazi who was standing looked at me in amazement, which was more surprising than the others present.