Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1359

05524-Drift Team

Feng Hui contacted me: "Sir, I'll help you take pictures, I'm a professional."

Stay on the sidelines and care about your cultivation world and big news about the Yi family.

Feng Hui: "Really, third son, although some mortals may surpass me in terms of photography skills alone, but they don't understand spiritual power, let alone you, third son. They have no way to judge your spiritual power circulation node , They don’t understand that your beauty needs to interact with your inner and outer spiritual energy to achieve the ultimate. Even if they have some vague perceptions in their strong professionalism, it is absolutely impossible to be specific unless they get close to you It takes a long time to turn vague perceptions into precise intuitions, but obviously you don't give them that much time."

Me: "Apart from you and Elder Bai, is there anyone else in the main world following me?"

Feng Hui: "The purpose is to follow you, no more. But I'm not sure if anyone has come in before you. I think we can be sure after today. Seeing your uniform and face, what do the people in the main world do?" You should have some reaction. Third son, if you want to play in the entertainment industry, can I be your manager?"

Me: "The agent who keeps breaking my rumors?"

Feng Hui: "Actually, I used to be an agent, and I did it very well. Because I am too familiar with paparazzi's ideas and ways of doing things, so when I was an agent, I protected my artists so well that my task was completed. Later, a lot of artists—including the artists I had brought and the artists who were opposite to the artists I had brought—wanted to sign with me at a high price."

Feng Hui: "My professional skills can be used in reverse."

Me: "Then let's try it first. Say yes first, I will play for a while, and stop immediately when I don't want to play."

Feng Hui: "No problem. I'm going to register a small company. You will be in charge of showing your face, I will be in charge of interpersonal relationships, and I will hire one or two people to handle chores. Disband if you don't want to play. Do you have any ideas about the name of the company?"

Me: "Wandering team."

Feng Hui: "Okay."

Feng Hui went to set up a company, and I found a nearby Gaotai, and asked the people nearby: "Is this platform available for private use? Or do I need to apply first? Pay the fee?"

Just now my uncle who took the draft and Gao Dao hook followed me, and answered first: "This is a public display stand. You don't need to apply in advance or pay for it within half an hour of use. If you want to use it for a long time, you need to go through some procedures. You You don't need to go through the formalities, if you stay on stage for more than half an hour, someone will come to you."

Me: "How do I know it's not a liar who came to see me?"

Uncle: "Because there is no payment for this procedure, it is just registration. The one who withdraws money from you is a liar."

Me: "Oh, thank you."

05525-Display

I jumped to the high platform that was more than one person tall but less than half a square meter in size, and said, "Hi everyone, my name is Pei Lin, I'm a monk, and I'm here for the first time to show my face in public today. I will work with my manager Feng Hui Form a small studio. We don’t know what this studio is going to do, anyway, let everyone remember us first.”

Everyone present was very supportive, some applauded, some whistled, some threw flowers at me, and some threw coins.I floated the things they threw in the air, then took out a storage bracelet and wrapped it around my wrist, and then let the things float into the storage bracelet.

Everyone was stunned, and then whispered:

"magic?"

"He said he was a monk. I heard that monks have something like a Qiankun bag that can open up a portable space to hold things that are much larger than the appearance of the bag."

"Isn't that a lie? I heard it's all a cover-up."

"But the recent actions of the Yi family..."

One person asked me loudly: "Mr. Pei, your Qiankun...bracelet, do you want to sell it?"

Me: "This kind of things are generally referred to as storage utensils by monks. The common ones are storage bags, storage rings, storage bracelets, storage bracelets, storage earrings..." I put the corresponding storage items together while talking. Artifacts float beside me.

Me: "It can be sold, but it is usually traded with spirit stones. I don't know the price of non-spirit stone currencies."

Wuge monks have a low success rate in refining storage utensils. A big problem is that their refining textbooks are incomplete, so they have to bet some luck when refining.I helped the Qinglang sect complete the refining materials for the storage bag, but most of the disciples of the Qinglang sect failed in their spiritual power control and their raw materials were limited, so now there are only a few who have succeeded a few times in the late stage of Qi training and in the peak stage. It is far from being able to be sold in the mortal world, so it is impossible to set the basic storage bag at almost the current price of mortal coins like in the main world.

Me: "In addition, the use of storage utensils requires spiritual power. If the user does not have spiritual power, they need the assistance of spirit beads or spirit stones that can store spiritual power."

This is also difficult to achieve in Wuge Secret Realm.It is very easy to buy spirit beads in the mortal world of the main world. The mortal world also has a special assembly line for filling spirit beads and portable instruments, so many magic tools with low energy consumption can be used by mortals—although the price is relatively high, but the supply is plentiful - but Vug obviously doesn't have these supporting products.

05526-Small Company

"If there is no spiritual power, what is the effect of using that storage bag?"

Me: "I can't open the additional space inside, and I can only hold things that the capacity of this bag shows on the outside."

"So those storage bags we bought before are not fake, but we just haven't found a way to use them?"

Me: "Those? Maybe the number of storage bags in the Wuge Secret Territory is not large enough for a person without spiritual power to have a lot."

"You hold so much by yourself, and you said that you can sell it to us as long as the price is in place."

Me: "Because I am not from Wuge, I am a foreigner staying in Wuge temporarily."

Many people looked at me as if they were seeing a patient.

I condensed a little ice lotus flower, "Believe it or not," and then blasted the little ice lotus into an ice fireworks, "the spiritual power is real," the ice fireworks gathered to become a little ice lotus, "even if you put my Sent to a mental hospital," Xiaobing Lianhua disappeared, "I can also live broadcast a story of escape from the hospital for you."

A man also jumped onto the stage, turned his hands over, and showed everyone a pink paper flower in his hand, and then he tossed his hand, and the paper flower turned into confetti crumbs, and they all disappeared before the crumbs hit the ground , Another pink paper flower appeared in the man's hand.

The man gave me a provocative look.

I applaud him.

man:"……"

Feng Hui flew from the sky and landed below the stage, ignoring everyone's astonishment at her appearance, and reported to me: "The Floating Team Company is officially established."

Me: "It's really efficient."

Feng Hui: "Yes, the process of setting up a small company is very simple. You only need identification and money, and you don't even need a fixed office location. But you need to pay a certain amount of fees every year after registration, otherwise the company will be erased. I feel that this rule is a bit wrong, the money is not a tax, and there is no corresponding benefit or authority, it is only used to stamp a legal stamp on the company every year... like a protection fee."

The person who was surprised by Feng Hui was a little weak when he said: "That's the management fee. To manage all the companies by category, just sorting out the data is a lot of work. You have to pay the managers, right? "

Feng Hui smiled at the explainer: "You are right. I'm sorry, I don't know much about it."

"Then your company must hire someone who understands this, otherwise it may cause unnecessary trouble when dealing with relevant departments. Especially, your partner is still a... monk... maybe you are too..."

05527-Fortune

Feng Hui: "Although we are monks, our company is expected to develop in the direction of the entertainment industry. He is the only artist in our company, and I am his manager."

"Which direction is he an entertainer? Actor? Singer? Dancer?"

I jumped off the stage: "It's mainly selling faces and handicrafts."

"...This doesn't seem to be what you usually call an entertainer."

Me: "Oh, it's easy to define whatever you want. Anyway, the floating team will sell these tentatively."

"What are handicrafts? Is there a talisman that can attract wealth?"

Me: "You pay me 1 yuan, and I can sell you a talisman for [-] yuan."

"...Why would I want to do such a stupid business?"

Me: "You don't need to make a deal if you think it's stupid. Of course, this deal is made with someone who doesn't think it's stupid."

"1 yuan, right? I'll buy it."

Feng Hui: "Thank you for your patronage. This is the account with the stage name Pei Lin and the real name Shi Mi. It is also the company account of our drifting team. Please go here. The drifting team implements the process of transferring money first and then delivering goods. If you are afraid of being cheated, you don't have to trade. .”

"In public, I want to see how you can cheat."

Me: "1 yuan has been credited. This is your talisman. The method of use is: just tear it in half, and the direction of tearing is not limited."

The man named Tian Guizun who bought the talisman held the talisman over and over for a while, wondering: "Why is the pattern of this talisman so simple? I used to go to the cultivation school to ask for complex talismans."

Me: "Because I am better than them, I can simplify."

Tian Guiyan: "Well, you'll know if you're bragging or not." When he finished speaking, the talisman was also torn up, and he tore it up with a very relaxed attitude, not at all as if he had torn something worth 1 yuan.

After the talisman was torn apart, both halves of the talisman turned into light spots, and then the light spots gathered into the shape of a butterfly, and then the luminous butterfly flew lightly for a moment, landed on the cuff of Tian Guizhe's right hand, and finally melted into that position.

Tian Guizhen stared at the cuff for a while, then looked at me: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Hint to guide you to find a dollar."

Tian Guishen: "What is it? Shouldn't it be directly converted into one dollar or where did it get me a dollar?"

Me: "I don't make counterfeit money, and I don't steal money."

Tian Guiyan rubbed his cuffs and sneered, "One yuan..." His expression suddenly changed, he glanced at me again, then turned his head and walked away without saying a word.

The spectators were dissatisfied: "What do you mean? You can tell if you found a dollar before leaving."