1novels Chapter 882
Chapter 882
3620_If you have a chance, do it, if you don't
"If it's not the best, don't do it at all. Sex is not necessary. Do it if you have a chance. If you don't have a chance, do it. There are so many interesting things in the world that you can't finish."
"The most important way for the Hehuan Sect to express their love is to go to bed, and the way for Pei Lin to express his love is... to give ice sculptures? To give bright fruits? To ask questions?"
"Children. Maybe you'll be so hungry after eating meat once."
"Who will open it? How will it be opened? Where will it be opened? Let me remind you that Pei Lin's actions are closely watched by Yunxiazong. It is conservatively estimated that there are elders Pei, Pei Sen, Pei Miao, Jiang Weixiao, all the elders of the Yunxia Sect and all the disciples of the Yunxia Sect who have the opportunity to visit Pei Lin from time to time. Therefore, no matter what plans you have, please remember not to use force. As long as someone dares to use methods such as drugging, cursing and Gu, I won’t describe the consequences in detail.”
"As for deliberate seduction...whatever, based on Pei Lin's experience in the Hehuan Sect's collection, I would like to know whose seductive actions can surprise Pei Lin."
"Don't you want to try it yourself after watching it more? Isn't that right, Hehuan Sect?"
Hehuanzong: "We are, but Pei Lin is not one of us. But to be honest, the more I read it, the more picky I am. Every time I want to sleep with someone, it turns out that this person is not good. Seeing that person is not good, the temperament will fade after several vetoes."
Acacia Sect: "That's why it's so difficult for the elders to find sex friends. They obviously want to do it, but because they can't find a suitable person, they can only draw pictures and make utensils by themselves. It's also desolate."
3621_ You will get used to it after seeing more
Hehuan Sect: "So when Elder Jiang Lin fell in love with Elder Pei, even though he knew it was dangerous, he tried every means to force Elder Pei. Fortunately, Elder Jiang and Elder Pei have a destiny of Taoist couple, otherwise... I'm afraid of her He was hacked and mutilated on the bed."
"...Elder Pei can't do that. Even if you don't like such a beautiful woman, just avoid it. His cultivation level is a big difference. As long as Elder Pei doesn't want to, Elder Jiang Lin can't really do anything to Elder Pei. Elders don't need to use force?"
"It's very annoying to be sexually harassed by someone you don't like. Why do you have to endure it when you are annoyed? Huashen Sword Cultivator also has the attribute of endurance?"
"Fortunately, fortunately."
"Elder Jiang Lin's face is almost the same as Pei Lin's. Think about the disfigurement of Pei Lin's previous dummy, and think about the consequences of her stubbornness if Elder Jiang Lin has no fate with Elder Pei... I am so fortunate."
Me: "Don't you all want to hear me analyze myself?"
"Analyze what kind of sex buddy you want to find?"
Me: "That resignation, now I can't tell."
"Acacia Sect, what about your research results?"
Hehuanzong: "I won't study it anymore. Anyway, we can't eat it ourselves, so it's good to let the whole world accompany us to eat it."
"Didn't it mean that you couldn't understand Pei Lin's behavior?"
Acacia Sect: "You'll get used to it if you look at it more. And if Pei Lin is not in love, then he will be infected with other people's breath. Thinking about it is even more troublesome."
"Hehuanzong, you are not very professional this time."
Hehuanzong: "We want you to comment on whether we are professional or not? You are blacklisted."
"Didn't you see that Hehuanzong is in a bad mood? Still messing with it? You think you are Pei Meiren, and Hehuanzong will make you laugh after messing with him?"
Me: "If I am wrong, I must apologize to Hehuanzong."
Hehuanzong: "When did you feel that you were wrong?"
Me: "It's definitely not wrong to reject your invitation to have sex."
Acacia Sect: "Hmph."
Why do you have to 'hmph' like a little follower?
Xiao Sui: "Hmph."
Xiao Sui's 'hum' is cute.
"Rejecting the Hehuan Sect... Just because of this, I feel that I am not a normal person. The Hehuan Sect is an existence that even Elder Pei can't refuse."
"Some statements that are true to the facts are really unpleasant to hear."
3622_ just like dangerous topics
"Apart from Elder Jiang Lin, there are other people in the Hehuan Sect... Have you ever attacked Elder Pei?"
A monk with a big beard said: "No. Firstly, the Acacia Sect doesn't provoke Taoist companions, and secondly, it hates children, so when Elder Pei's first Taoist companion was still alive, the Acacia Sect directly ignored Elder Pei, and To be honest, at that time, that is, before entering the Nascent Soul stage, Elder Pei was actually a very ordinary monk of the Seven Schools, and his appearance was also average, and he was not the type that the Acacia Sect would hook up without a Taoist companion."
"Hey, hey, I always feel that our topic is getting more and more dangerous."
The bearded man: "Elder Pei's master is about to cross the catastrophe of transformation, so Elder Pei has no time to talk to us. Go on, don't worry. After the death of the first Taoist companion, Elder Pei began to take care of children, and there are two children, two The children are all average-looking, and they are terribly noisy, and the Hehuan Sect will only take a detour when they meet them, so at this time, Elder Pei is not the type that the Hehuan Sect will hook up with."
"I don't know if Elder Pei is busy now, but I know that Pei Sen and Pei Miao are quite free now, just like Pei Lin. Can some people's cultivation be able to suppress the twins... Estimate for yourself. "
Big Beard: "Anyway, due to the existence of twins, Elder Pei's entire Nascent Soul Stage is the image of a baby daddy outside. This is really not the type that Hehuanzong likes, and Elder Pei's appearance is really ordinary."
"..."
The bearded man: "Okay, after Elder Pei becomes the God of Transformation, what about the twins... According to Yunxiazong's standards, they are still just children, but they have become adult children, which is even more annoying."
"Is this person in the Nascent Soul Stage? I didn't take it apart to disguise it."
"It seems that there is no camouflage, except that the beard covers most of the face, but what's the point of covering the face? He's just an early Nascent Soul? Either of the twins should be able to defeat him, and there is no suspense between the two together."
Big Beard: "Elder Jiang Lin is the first person in the Hehuan Sect to see Elder Pei without his identity as a nanny. We all know that she soon became Elder Pei's Taoist companion. So, okay, The Hehuan Sect who has a Taoist companion can't move, and the other disciples of the Hehuan Sect can't move, especially after Pei Lin was born, Elder Pei became a baby daddy again. The triple barrier, in the Hehuan Sect In the eyes of Elder Pei, he is already a complete insulator, and he will never be the target of sex with the Hehuan Sect again in this lifetime."
This bearded man has a higher level of cultivation than me, so I had no choice but to take him directly, so I made a dummy in his image and put it on the live broadcast screen, and then disfigured the dummy, using the disfigured one I made earlier program.
3623_ washing powder
"...Pei Lin, what are you doing?"
Me: "Warning?"
"It's not scary at all. This person looks average, and his beard covers most of it. If his face is ruined, he will be ruined. It doesn't matter if you ruin a dummy, even if you ruin a real face. And why are you still Heal the wound on the dummy? And restore the beard to the dummy? Of course, if you get hurt on the face of the real person, you don’t need to be treated. The Nascent Soul Stage can heal itself, and heal it faster than you.”
Me: "I can't disfigure the Nascent Soul Stage. Treat the dummy's wounds because this step is also solidified in the disfigurement spiritual power program."
"Master Pei, pretend to be cute? Let others think that your vile and hurtful behavior is just a child's behavior of playing with toys? Let everyone laugh it off and not guard against you? So that you can continue to love you? Children tear off the wings of insects and look at disabled insects. I don't think it's cute to squirm on the ground and laugh at myself."
Me: "I don't think it's cute either."
"Oh, so are you washing your powder with this kind of behavior? After washing like this, the remaining powder may be a little psychopathic."
"Who are you talking about, silly hat?"
"What about you, members of the League of Idiots."
Me: "If I wash my powder with perverted behavior, the honest and kind people will be washed away first, and then I wash it again with cute behavior... Will I lose my powder?"
"No, there will be color control powder left, pure."
Me: "However, even a very bad person, even if they are beautiful, they still can't fall in love? For example, Elder Dou Wei."
Hehuanzong: "Pei Lin, are you itchy today?"
Me: "Why are all your barrages marked with the Acacia Sect logo?"
Acacia Sect: "We are happy. Be good, sit upright, and don't need to hide."
Before saying this, do you want to discuss it with your low-cultivation disciples?Most of them are quite ashamed to reveal the Hehuanzong brand.
There is barrage support for Hehuanzong:
"That's how it should be. If everyone is more honest, there will be a lot less suspicion. You won't doubt whether each barrage is a disguise, and you won't doubt whether the identity of the barrage found is false."
"How about revealing your own identity first when you speak? Let's lead by example."
"I don't believe it when it's revealed. Who knows if it's a fake identity. If the Hehuan Sect didn't directly brand the sect's aura, I wouldn't believe it either."
"These barrages with the logo of Hehuanzong are indeed suspicious. They have a strong temper. They are not the same as the usual jokers of Hehuanzong, but their smiling temperament is different."
Acacia Sect: "It's all because of Pei Lin. What a beautiful woman, she ruins herself like this every now and then."
"There is a good reason. When Pei Lin destroyed the fake face that was exactly like him, my heart missed a few beats. My atypical face control is like this, and the anger of Hehuanzong can be imagined."
"Behavior that is too logical, sometimes it is more like a fake."
"Endless doubts, are you tired? So what if it's all true? If you believe it, there is no loss. It's just a barrage, just play."
"However, if Pei Lin isn't cutie, I'll be a little disappointed."
"He's not cute in the first place. You label him indiscriminately and expect him to act according to your imagination? All Yun Xiazong pampered him together, and he didn't show any bad temper. Do you think he's really stupid? People who rely on don't give full play to the power of relying on, and waste their own resources in vain, is there such a fool?"