Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 883

3624_ Controlling Public Opinion

"Isn't Pei Lin stupid? Isn't it stupid? Isn't it a waste?"

Me: "IQ is not very high, and it is often wasted."

"...If this is Pei Lin himself, he must be very idle right now. His master is about to cross the catastrophe, how can he be so idle as his disciple?"

Me: "My main job now is to help my master control the public opinion."

"Shut up and you'll be fine. God Transformation Tribulation is definitely admirable, but if you talk too much nonsense, it will distract everyone's attention, and your master's desperate crossing tribulation may become an entertainment project because of you."

Me: "Master, do you mind becoming an entertainment item?"

Master: "I don't mind if others are entertained by me."

Me: "But now it seems that you are being entertained by the whole world."

Master: "That is more mindful."

what should I do?"

Master: "You think of a way?"

Me: "Let another God Transformation stage help you share the entertainment points, okay? Senior Liao Li, is that okay?"

Senior Liao Li: "What benefits do I have?"

Me: "Let the whole world know about you. After this time, no one will be unaware of the existence of sword cultivators at the transformation stage, and no one will say that the upper limit of sword repair is only at the golden core stage."

3625_It is different from what I always thought

Senior Liao Li: "I'm not the No. 1 current sword repairman. This kind of thing that makes all the sword repairers famous, let the mother-in-law Long Linghu do it."

Me: "Public occasions, real-name speeches, Senior Liao, your name..."

Senior Liao Li: "I also call it that in person. I called it that way 500 years ago. If you have any opinions, let the woman come to me personally."

"A bad old man, does he have the nerve to yell at a young and beautiful girl? Isn't it enough to take advantage?"

Senior Liao Li: "Longlinghu? The Kunlun formation is blocking it, and I can't confirm your identity. Open up the lines of spiritual power, or I won't recognize you."

The live broadcast screen suddenly distorted violently, and all the bullet screens were broken into slag. After a while, the screen returned to calm, but the background was blank, and the broken bullet screen floated in the screen, like the silence flowing with the wind in the endless desert.

A bullet screen appeared in the dust all over the sky: "Liao Li, is your perception clear?"

Senior Liao Li: "A superficial trick."

"I'm asking you if you have a clear perception, and didn't ask you to comment."

The barrage gradually increased again, and it was very uniform, basically: "..."

Senior Liao Li: "What I perceive is indeed Long Linghu's spiritual pattern, but Long Linghu's cultivation is now a level higher than mine, so I can't judge whether this perception is right or not. Maybe it's you What about the other Mahayanas in Kunlun pretending to be Longling to deceive me?"

Suspected to be senior Long Linghu, the barrage said: "Hey, you still need other mahayana periods to pretend to be me? Give you face."

Other barrages shortened the words to small, discussing:

"Is that Senior Longlinghu from Kunlun?"

"I don't know. I don't know Senior Long's spiritual pattern. However, no one dares to publicly pretend to be at the Mahayana stage? The imitation embroidery picture can at most pretend to be at the stage of transformation, right?"

"I do know the spiritual pattern of Senior Long, but... I always think that Senior Long is a very gentle and graceful person."

"Although I used to think so, but thinking about Senior Long's profession, it seems normal for a knife repair... to be more aggressive?"

"It's not normal. After Pei Lin, did Senior Long also collapse?"

"So, don't use your solidified imagination to restrain the true temperament of the person involved. You can't restrain it, you can only accept it. You can still accuse him of Pei Lin's rebellion, and Senior Long's recklessness...we can only watch caught."

3626_temporary idea

"Hey...Senior Long has always been the goddess in my heart...the goddess who emerges from the mud but not stained...why, why, just...whew..."

"I want to know what 'silt' refers to? Senior Long is a Kunlun disciple with a strong root. You have entered the Kunlun inner sect during the Qi training period?"

"Who knows, it happened so long ago."

Senior Liao Li: "The kid asked me to explain the problem to him, Long Linghu, would you like to come together? Give your Kunlun a reputation."

Senior Long: "Our Kunlun still lacks reputation?"

Senior Liao Li: "You really don't have the reputation of being close to the public."

Senior Long: "So close...to the extent that Bao inquired? Didn't Kunlun exist? Back then, Bao inquired was part of Kunlun."

A barrage didn't control the font size well, and it swelled up: "What?!"

Other bullet screens quickly appease: "Zoom down, quickly zoom out, what are you getting excited about? Isn't that common sense?"

The swelled barrage swelled even more: "Common sense?!"

"The creator of Bao Inquire was originally a disciple of Kunlun. Is this common sense? Should all loyal readers of Bao Inquire know?"

"...I don't know. Is it still so rich before Bao asked?"

"Ah, it was very rich at that time. There is almost nothing in the world of cultivation that they dare not report. They even reported violent reports to Kunlun, so they were kicked by Kunlun later, and they signed a binding letter when kicked. This matter It is detailed in the special issue of Elder Huigu’s report Bao Inquiry.”

"I haven't seen it before. That kind of treasure has been known for a long time, but I have never had the chance to touch it."

"Suddenly, I really feel that Kunlun is much kinder."

"A feeling of intimacy because of asking about it? Be careful of being betrayed, fellow daoist."

Me: "Senior Liao, aren't you confident in reporting the God Transformation Tribulation by yourself?"

Senior Liao Li: "This old man is inviting you...a more powerful commentator."

Senior Long: "Hey, just say this to Liao Li, I'll take over the job. Let's discuss the appearance fee."

Senior Liao Li: "You just met me today? I don't have any money. Don't ask the children for it. It's my temporary idea to invite you. It has nothing to do with other people. If you don't want to do a free job, you can pull it down. I can't do it by myself." Cope with it. Fellow Daoist Yu, the quality of my explanation is not very high, you won't blame me?"

3627_Elder Pei

Master: "Apprentice Pei, what do you think?"

Father: "Pei Lin, be Elder Liao's assistant."

Me: "Am I...qualified?"

Dad: "Elder Liao has rich practical experience, and your theoretical knowledge is just right, which complements each other."

Me: "But the upper limit of my theoretical knowledge is at the Jindan stage."

Dad: "The majority of the audience you are targeting is Jindan stage and below. It is appropriate to convey Elder Liao's explanation to them in your own way. If I am wrong, I will correct it."

After the dead silence, the barrage exploded, and there appeared a large block of barrage with poorly controlled font size and drifting route:

"Elder Pei Ji of Yunxia Sect?!"

Dad: "It's me."

"...my God...this...should I believe it or not?"

"Why are you more shocked when you see Elder Pei's speech than Elder Longlinghu's speech?"

"Because I said too many bad things about Elder Pei before? I thought that Elder Pei would not participate in the barrage, so everyone was very casual, but now I suddenly discovered...Elder Pei is very close...very close...very close... "

"Elder Pei, I, although I mentioned something about you rudely just now, I actually respect you very much, very much, really."

"Me too. Although everyone often makes jokes about your high birth rate, my attitude when I mention you is very frivolous, but I respect your strength as a sword repairer very much. You have always been my idol."

Everyone expressed their respect and apology to their father.

Dad: "Pei Lin."

On behalf of my father, I comforted the frightened people: "My father is not dissatisfied with your comments on him. If he was dissatisfied, he would have spoken out and stopped you. Whether it is to seal the spiritual power by himself, or let the disciples of Yunxia sect stop it , or ask you for your infringement of his right of reputation, my father can do it at any time. Since he didn't actually do that, it means that he didn't take your words to heart. He doesn't mind what you said to him talk."

Me: "As long as he didn't pursue it on the spot when you said it, then when the matter is over, it will be over, and he will not retaliate afterwards. You don't have to be afraid. As the elder of the Disciplinary Department, my father has the right line in his heart. If he crosses the line, he will It will be punished in time, and those who do not pass the line will be allowed to exist.”

Me: "Your comments on him are allowed by him."

Me: "Father, is it okay to say that?"

Dad: "Yes."

Me: "Hey, everyone, that's it. You can continue to talk about my father's topics that you are interested in, and you can also talk about me. But I am more stingy than my father, so it is easier for me to collect debts from you because of your topics, or , Retaliation. In addition to the disfigurement procedure, I also thought of some other ideas, and it happens that I can try each of them in this live broadcast, and I think I will have many opportunities."

"I'm applying to be a test subject."

"And me, please be sure to test it on me."

"I also signed up."

Please don't be so aggressive, don't you see that I'm actually scaring you?

There is an upright barrage saying: "I am opposed to using people as test subjects."

But it seems that the point of this honesty is a bit off, because there are a lot of barrage immediately expressing doubts: "When your alchemy and talisman cultivators release new products, don't you find the same door to test?"

"Our family doesn't have alchemy talismans."

"There are always sword masters? When sword masters make up new moves, don't they ask someone to feed them?"

"What is 'editing'? And how is feeding tricks the same as experiments?"

"Where is the difference? The people doing the experiment don't know what the consequences of their new things will be. Basically, the people who are tested will be injured but not seriously."

"But is Pei Lin an experiment?"

Me: "Forget it, let me try how many attacks I can complete with spiritual programming."

"This doesn't seem to be the way sword repairers should fight."

Me: "It's not for fighting, it's just for playing."

"Playing with actions that hurt others?"

Me: "Because of self-injury, I can't do it well."

"I think you're pretty good at it. The first damage program in the trial production is actually moving your face."

Me: "The face is the most conspicuous, and the threat of injury to other places is not effective."