1novels Chapter 1584
Chapter 1584
06424- Targeted cuteness
A fox at the foundation stage said: "I like surfing the Internet very much, and I have dated many little girls online."
Me: "Did you step on multiple boats at the same time? Be careful that one day the boat capsizes and castrates you."
Foundation-building period fox: "Which 'flooded' are you talking about?"
Me: "It depends on how scumbag you are."
A sparrow at the Jindan stage said: "I also like to surf the Internet. Hulala fly over our target area and snatch all the rice grains."
Me: "Don't use the Internet to commit crimes. All your communications on the Internet are backed up. If Gao Xiuwei wants to investigate, he will be able to find out after many years, and then use this as an excuse to roast you."
Jindan stage sparrow: "Sparrows can also be roasted and eaten by humans."
Me: "It depends on the comparison of the combat effectiveness of the two sides. The winning side has the right to do many things to the losing side. Eating captives is also one of the customs with a long history."
Ji Yitao coughed hard three times.
Me: "However, directly eating the creatures with cultivation level is actually a very low-utility solution. Generally, the captives should be disassembled, and the different parts should be separated according to the function, strength and other conditions, and then used for refining, you can get A series of products such as utensils, elixir, and talismans can save lives and cure diseases. Apart from absorbing some spiritual energy, you can basically get nothing from eating them. It is better to exchange captives for spirit stones."
The golden elixir sparrow: "Monsters covet my golden elixir very much. It is said that eating a golden elixir can improve their combat power a lot."
Me: "It's just a temporary improvement. And if the digestion is not good, the collision between the golden core and the monster's own core may cause the monster's core to crack. Besides, what is the example of the monster? Without tomorrow's goods, learn from monsters? Do you think your life is too long?"
Me: "Hey, I found that you all speak human languages very well, and you can speak fluently during the Qi training period. It is difficult for spirit beasts in other places to do this during the Qi training period. Have you specially trained?"
Little Rabbit: "Yeah, after learning the human language, you can initially grasp the human way of thinking, and then you can understand the cuteness of human beings, and finally give targeted cuteness."
I applaud.
Foundation-building fox: "However, some humans feel that animals that speak human language are deep-minded and unnaturally cute, so we will pretend not to speak when facing those humans."
Golden Core Sparrow: "Fortunately, our main customers are monks, and monks know that even if spirit beasts can't speak human language temporarily, there is no obstacle to understanding human language, so their attitude towards us will not change because of language, and we will There is no need to pretend. When we can, we still hope not to pretend, after all, the disguised state is more tiring than the natural state.”
06425 - don't be illiterate
I looked at Tuanyuan, a pseudo-panda who was a little far away.
Some spirit beasts also turned their heads to look over, and then said to me: "There are indeed some spirit beasts who find camouflage very interesting, just like you humans also have schools like imitation embroidery pictures, but most people and most spirit beasts still like the state of not being disguised." .”
Me: "You understand very clearly."
Spirit Beast: "Silly and silly cuteness, transparent and transparent cuteness, we provide different services according to different needs of customers. Customized service, which one do you want?"
I took out the fur ball and replied, "This kind."
The spirit beasts turned indifferent to me in an instant: "There is an exclusive spirit beast and you come to tease us? Scumbag, cat, you should cry and reprimand him for not being single-minded, so as to prevent him from doing it again."
Fuqiu: "Why did he make me cry when he made a mistake? Shouldn't I scratch him until he cries?"
Spirit Beast: "We cute beasts don't do that, we try to make each other soft-hearted."
Maoqiu: "But I read a lot of records of cats getting along with their owners. Cats always turn their faces when they say they turn their faces, and then wait for the owner to coax them. How can cats coax their owners? Cats take care of their owners, so they must be majestic."
Xiao Ke in Xiao Sui: "Is that so? Can I see those records of getting along with each other?"
Xiao Sui gave Xiao Ke an ice screen, connected to the Cultivation World General Network, and explained: "Just write what you want to search in this box. You can ask anyone who doesn't know the words."
Xiao Ke: "Thank you. I think I can write commonly used characters. The inertia of my body that Pei Lin left behind contains this. I will study again while writing, so that I won't become illiterate after the inertia disappears."
Xiao Sui: "Yes, you have to study hard, the master doesn't like illiterates. There used to be an ugly lizard, objectively speaking, its temperament was okay, but it was too ignorant, so the master didn't think about raising it at all."
This refers to the myriad lizard?It is not illiterate and I will not raise it, it is really against my aesthetics.
Xiao Sui pointed to Gu King.
... Well, Gu King's head is very similar to an enlarged version of the lizard's head, which is not in line with my aesthetics, and his temper is extremely bad. He doesn't think about anything except smashing and grabbing, which is far worse than the multi-legged lizard.But the problem is, the formation process of Gu King took place in Xiaosui space, and I didn't know where to send it after it was formed, so I had to keep it.
06426-thin love
The cute spirit beasts answered Maoqiu: "Household cats are not so domineering, those are just arrogant, in fact they are acting like a spoiled child."
Fuqiu: "Oh, well, then that kind of acting like a baby is my way of being cute. My master likes this way, and I won't follow your routines."
A cat spirit beast said: "In fact, we can also use your routine."
The other cute spirit beasts immediately retorted: "No, its routine is applicable to the situation of recognizing the owner, and both parties must have a high degree of trust. We wild spirit beasts can't play like that, and it is basically impossible to buy it when passing by the gold owner. What we do is To buy and sell with one hammer, you must aggressively poke the cute spots, and you can't attack the heart with a long flow of water."
Me: "If the content of your discussions is spread, it will probably affect your business."
Cute spirit beast: "Not necessarily, some funders like scheming models. Anyway, there are not many Ruan Mitong spirit beasts, and we can eat, drink and have fun by pleasing some of the funders, and we don't need to please the whole world."
Ji Yitao: "I reiterate that they are temporary residents, not the bound spirit beasts of our formal disciples of Ruan Mitong. Their words and deeds do not represent Ruan Mitong."
Me: "Okay, tenant behavior doesn't go up to the landlord."
The golden-tailed grass in Xiaosui waited for the residents to jump a few times, which should express their agreement with my statement.
Before Erqi Mao and Miao Miaomiao came, I tried my best to encourage the temporary residents of Ruan Mitong to set up their own houses. Most of them said that they would not move until they found a new benefactor.
Cute spirit beast: "It's not appropriate to bind spirit beasts, it's not appropriate to fight spirit beasts, it's just a cute trade."
Me: "That kind of deal is usually temporary. At most three to five months, the gold owner will get tired of it, and then you have to change places."
The cute spirit beast: "That's just right, we will get tired of the first benefactor in three to five months, so we can break up peacefully, and he will get a new one, and we will find the next benefactor."
Me: "It's really heartless."
Cute Spirit Beast: "Isn't it just right for a ruthless person to get along with a ruthless person?"
After Miao Miaomiao came, she heard my emotions and said: "I lived like this before I became a demon cultivator. I ate a lot of food, and occasionally I was really tired, so I found a family that looked gentle and stayed for two days. I didn't try to be cute. , but cats have a natural advantage in cuteness, so I did live nourished by cuteness at that time."
The cute spirit beast asked Miao Miaomiao: "What was your cultivation level before you became a demon cultivator?"
Miao Miaomiao: "Qi training period. I transformed into a human form for the first time during the peak period of Qi training."
Cute spirit beast: "Oh, then you haven't been a spirit beast for long. It doesn't count as having truly experienced the life of a spirit beast."
Miao Miaomiao: "It's almost the same. I have lived for many years. I have mixed in both the mortal world and the cultivation world. The mortal world is more friendly to cats, especially at that time. When I have a cultivation base, I will be more defensive, and I don't care if I am cute or not."
06427-tun
Me: "The cat spirit beast in the Qi training period is not a threat even to the monks in the Qi training period? It is equivalent to a mortal looking at a mortal cat, or can we look at it with the eyes of a pet?"
Miao Miaomiao: "Maybe it was because most of the people I came into contact with at that time were casual cultivators? Anyway, they were not friendly."
Cute Spirit Beast: "Yes, yes, casual cultivators are very unfriendly. They either drive us away, or have a cold face, or want to catch us as their cannon fodder. The sect disciples are much easier to deceive."
Me: "When you meet kind people, do you just want to lie to them?"
Cute Spirit Beast: "It's an equivalent exchange. They get satisfaction by feeding us, what else can they complain about?"
Is it something to complain about being treated as a benefactor and being taken advantage of?I, who is often referred to as being taken advantage of, can only say: not bad.There is nothing wrong with spending money on comfort.
After wandering around in the Ruan Mitong for a while, Erqimao undoubtedly took a fancy to the food of the Ruan Mitong's spirit beasts.
Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "These foods look cute, don't they? They match our temperament, right? We will look cute when we eat these cute things."
The Erqi cat doesn't care if it's cute or not, it just asks: "Does it taste good?"
Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Of course. Many people can't help but taste it when they see our delicious food. If the taste is not good, isn't our eating appearance fake? These foods must be really delicious."
In order to maintain a real cuteness, it really needs to be thoughtful in all aspects.Every sect is not easy.
Erqimao: "How much is a copy?"
Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Because you are a spirit beast, half the price. Pay first."
Erqimao paid for a ration of the cat spirit beast, tasted a few mouthfuls, and satisfactorily put the unfinished part into its storage utensils.
Miao Miaomiao: "If you keep hoarding food like this, the storage utensils will be full. Then are you sure you want to spend a sum of money to buy new storage utensils? Allocate a sum of money from your ration fee to buy them." ?”
Ruan Mitong's spirit beast suggested: "You can make money by acting cute."
Erqimao: "Can being cute be exchanged for storage utensils?"
Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Generally not. Humans generally like to feed cute animals, and don't give them practical things, because they think cute things don't need to be practical, they just need to be cute."
Erqimao: "Storage utensils can also be made into cute shapes. And my storage utensils are used to hold food. You said that the appearance of cute things eating is cute."
Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "It makes sense. Then you have to instill this concept in human beings when you are acting cute."
Erqimao: "Does it have to be human?"
Miao Miaomiao: "It can also be a demon cultivator or other spirit beasts, but demon cultivators and spirit beasts are different from humans in their cuteness, and they are not as easy to please as humans, and they may even be struck by lightning if they are not careful."