Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1585

06428 - internal consumption

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "For example, if you are a cat who is cute to the mouse monster, be careful and you will be beaten to death."

Ji Yitao: "So the easiest way is to choose a fixed object to show cuteness, let that fixed object love you deeply and lose himself, and then he will give you whatever you want. Food, food storage Artifact, if you want to make cute deals with other creatures, he can also provide you with information about that creature."

Miao Miaomiao: "A guy who is attracted by his beauty and perverted by his cuteness will become indifferent after falling in love for a year. At that time, let alone letting him get what he wants, even looking at it will be annoying."

Erqimao: "We can break up at that time. How long do you plan to sign a contract with me?" The last sentence was addressed to Ji Yitao.

Ji Yitao: "I'm looking for a long-term partner. A long-term partner for a lifetime."

Erqimao: "Then we can also try out the effect as a short-term partner first. If either party is not satisfied after a period of time, we will break up the partnership."

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Does 'either party' mainly refer to you?"

Erqimao: "Could it be that this is a particularly affectionate human being?"

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "No, Ruan Mitong's disciples are quite ruthless."

Ji Yitao: "Hey, we Ruan Mitong still have many disciples who have bound spirit beasts."

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Heh, I have wandered among thousands of flowers for many years, and after getting tired of playing, I finally chose an honest spirit beast to settle down."

Ji Yitao: "Where did Ruan Mitong get the honest spirit beast?"

Ruan Mitong Spiritual Beast: "That's right. It should be a combination of a prodigal son human and a prodigal son spirit beast, a partner of scum and scum, fair."

Me: "As long as it is fair, it seems that there is no need to blame?"

Miao Miaomiao: "That's right, the internal consumption among the scumbags. Harm each other and eliminate harm for the people."

Me: "You Ruan Mitong offended Jianzong back then, shouldn't it be because of scum?"

Miao Miaomiao: "What? Ruan Mitong scums to Jianzong?"

I seem to see the starting point of another rumor?

Ji Yitao: "It's agreed not to mention that."

Me: "Did I promise? I just managed not to mention it when communicating with your parents."

Ji Yitao: "Deliberately poking someone's sore spot..."

Me: "It's also scum."

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "Scumbag, let's all scum together."

06429-can try

The pseudo-panda Tuanyuan slowly walked up to us: "You don't need to try so hard to tarnish the reputation of our landlord, right? The landlord will lose money, and then our accommodation fee will increase, and the quality of food will decline at the same time."

Erqimao: "That should be put an end to. So let's build a good reputation for the landlord together."

Miao Miaomiao: "Hey, Erqi, are you really going to be a bound spirit beast for Ji Yitao? You won't be cultivating demons anymore?"

Me: "It's unrealistic. Erqi's energy can't be stabilized if you don't cultivate the monster. If you let it go, you will only become a monster, and it is impossible to stabilize it on the spirit beast."

Miao Miaomiao looked at Ji Yitao: "So, if you force Er Qi to be your spirit beast, you are leading it into the path of a monster. More specifically, it is murder."

Ruan Mitong Spirit Beast: "The things that slag does often have a bad influence on others, and sometimes lead to the death of others indirectly."

Ji Yitao: "No. Ruan Mitong only plays with cuteness, not with human life."

Ruan Mitong spirit beast: "If you hurt your feelings, you may die. Human beings are sometimes very fragile. You will commit suicide when you lose your relationship, you will commit suicide if you lose your job, and you will commit suicide after being scolded for a few words. It's a life without death everywhere. It's terrible."

Pseudo-Panda Reunion: "Scaled Dragon, come and do me a favor, sweep them all away, and let Ruan Mitong's official disciple chat privately with outside guests."

The scaled dragon swam over, its body swelled, and almost all the spirit beasts near us were swept into the air in an instant, and then disappeared, leaving only three fur balls, Erqi cats and pseudo pandas.

The fur ball went back to the small follower; the fake panda Tuanyuan nodded to us, and left slowly; Erqimao looked at Ji Yitao and said: "So, what is the conclusion? Do you want to sign a contract? Actually, it's not very dangerous. I can continue to learn about cultivating monsters when I am by your side. Anyway, my studies in the Monster League are very casual. The monsters of the Monster League said that I can’t study systematically in my current situation. "

Miao Miaomiao: "The systematic cultivation of the Demon League is only for demon cultivators, that is, starting from the human form. For the spirit beasts, spiritual plants and other things before the human form, we do not have more effective training programs than the outside world. The only significant advantage is the ability to provide an environment with lots of demons."

Ji Yitao: "It means that I can sign a contract with Erqi on the day when it will transform into a demon? Before it transforms into a demon, I will take care of it, and after it transforms into a demon, it will join the demon alliance?"

Miao Miaomiao: "It depends on Erqi's own choice. If it turns into a demon and doesn't want to join the Demon League, we won't force it. Generally, our Demon League doesn't like to see bondage between demon cultivators or quasi-demon cultivators and humans." However, if the two parties are indeed voluntary and have no regrets, we will not arbitrarily separate the two."

06430-Selection

Erqimao: "Don't be bound for a long time, I only sign a short-term contract. Sign for three days first."

Ji Yitao: "In the world of comprehension, generally speaking, short-term contracts are also calculated on an annual basis."

Erqimao: "How is it possible? Short contracts should be calculated in minutes."

Ji Yitao: "That's not even enough for self-introduction. The appointment between the beast master and the spirit beast must allow enough time for both parties to get to know each other. How can you live together for only a few days? It's not enough to move."

Erqimao: "The customs here are really troublesome."

Me: "No, this is just a troublesome custom of beast masters. Our swordsmen have always paid attention to traveling lightly and fighting quickly. There is no need to move, and wherever we go can be our home."

Erqi Mao tilted his head: "I seem to have heard that I have to choose a career after I transform into a human form?"

Me: "Generally speaking, yes, otherwise it is not easy to proceed to the next step of cultivation. The modern cultivation system of human form is divided and perfected according to occupation. If there is no occupation, then even if you transform into a human form, you will not be able to practice systematically."

Xiao Ke: "Er Qi must be thinking 'It's so troublesome to be a human, don't become a human'."

A style that counts from day to day without thinking about the future, being a monster is also suitable.Although the monks feel that the life of the monsters is too messy, the monsters feel that the life of the monks is too tiring and too restrictive, and they sacrifice the present for the future.

Me: "Erqi, before making a choice, you must remember one thing: There are countless delicacies in the world, including those that existed in the past, and those that will be invented in the future. Even if you live for thousands of years, you may not be able to eat them all. So, then, you have a choice between eating a lot less variety for the sake of relaxation, or working out moderately to eat more variety."

Erqimao: "Appropriate?"

Me: "That's appropriate. Cultivation also requires a combination of work and rest. It won't be hard work all the time. If you choose the gourmet way, then eating, finding food, inventing gourmet food, etc. are all your training content, and you can't do it all the time." It's your relaxing content."

Me: "However, when interest becomes work, whether you can maintain interest depends on the firmness of your way."

Erqimao: "I don't really understand. Is there any hope for me to understand in the future?"

Me: "If you choose to become a demon cultivator, you will understand sooner or later; if you choose to become a monster, then you probably won't understand."

Erqimao thought for a while, probably thinking too much energy, so it took out something and started to eat.

06431-Egocentric

Miao Miaomiao looked at Ji Yitao and said, "Just one request: Do not force spirit beasts to sign contracts with you."

Ji Yitao: "That is inevitable. Although Ruan Mitong often has rumors of kidnapping and brainwashing spirit beasts, you must have never heard of coercion, right? We have always followed the route of Huairou."

Miao Miaomiao asked Erqi Mao who was eating vigorously: "Will you be brainwashed?"

Erqimao probably still has some feelings for Miao Miaomiao, so he took time to answer during the meal: "As long as I feel comfortable, I can brainwash my brain."

Ji Yitao: "This line of thinking is related to our Ruan Mitong."

Miao Miaomiao asked Erqimao again: "Will you please anyone in order to live comfortably?"

Erqimao: "If you can get a lot of delicious food for a small favor, that's fine."

This time without Ji Yitao explaining Miao Miaomiao, he can judge that this idea is compatible with Ruan Mitong.

Ji Yitao smiled all over her face: "Fate."

Miao Miaomiao: "Okay, as long as Erqi is voluntary, I have no position to stop it, you can do whatever you want."

Erqimao: "If I sign a contract with this human being, can I still go back to the Demon League to eat at any time?"

Miao Miaomiao: "The Demon League is not a restaurant. However, considering that you have a high chance of becoming a demon, we can give you a long-term pass, which will not be taken back until you become a disciple of a monster or other sect. You can go to the official website of the Demon League for details. Apply. I just take care of you for a period of time when I have free time, not your nanny, and I don't study management."

Erqimao: "Got it."

Ji Yitao: "This cat really has the demeanor of our Ruan Mitong spirit beast. Ruan Mitong spirit beasts have always been particularly tolerant of humanoid creatures. They believe that the patron has the right to make various demands, regardless of what they can It can't be done, anyway, they don't mind listening to it. At worst, they turn around and run away after listening, and never see this particularly troublesome benefactor again."

In short, under friendly negotiation, Erqimao and Ji Yitao have temporarily become... the relationship between eater and feeder.It can't be counted as signing a contract, because Erqimao is only willing to sign a short contract counted by days—the number of days is never greater than ten—and Ji Yitao insists that there is no need to sign a contract for less than one year, so he has no choice but to live without a contract. up.

Miao Miaomiao: "Don't look at the Erqi cat as stupid as if a small dried fish can be kidnapped, but it won't accept it after eating the small dried fish, and it may not like the next small dried fish anymore. Then I changed places without hesitation. It's easy to cheat, but it's not easy to cheat."

Me: "Seriously self-centered, to be precise, it is centered on both food and freedom, and it will never take the bait if it violates any of them."

The cats raised by Gray Mist Star regard betrayal and self-interest as common sense, and they will never be loyal to any human beings.

Me: "If it really wants to enter the Demon League in the future, you may have to reassess whether it will bring negative effects or even disasters to the Demon League."

Miao Miaomiao: "It's not a big problem. Different types of monsters must have different values. The Monster League is very experienced in dealing with such things. We don't need monsters to be absolutely loyal to the sect like the disciples of Yunxia Sect. What we need is disciples." can promote each other.”