Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2430

09804 - Bragging Worthy Treats

After I sprinkled small lotus flowers to the spirit beasts gathered on Yaofeng Peak, I went to each peak to continue spreading them, and finally entered the fog-wreathed secret realm.

Facing the misty spirit beast, I explained: "I know you are not interested in signing a contract with me, but I was just complained by the spirit beasts outside that I did not treat the spirit beast fairly, so in order not to be fair again immediately I made a mistake, so I’m still here.”

Me: "I will spread the little lotus at will. As long as you don't take the initiative to use your spiritual power to cater to any little lotus, then even if the little lotus falls on you, the contract will not be successful. Furthermore, even if you are curious, careless, etc. And if you signed the contract for a while, as long as you feel disgusted with the contract and want to cancel it, you can cancel it immediately."

Me: "This is just an agreement on the level of communication connection. The difficulty of unblocking is basically equal to hanging up the communication."

Facing the gloomy gaze of the misty spirit beasts, I concluded: "You understand? Then I'll scatter them. After the scatter, these little lotus flowers will remain in the shape of lotus flowers and float in the mist for a day, and they will melt in a day. For the integration of Reiki and Mist Wound environment. I don’t count as creating garbage for Mist Wound.”

The misty spirit beasts didn't respond to my words at all, they only tried to beat me up very well.

Fortunately, the Mystic Mist Realm gave me a lot of face this time, and waited until I had finished explaining what I needed to explain and scattered the little lotus flowers before dragging me into the illusion.And when I escaped from the illusion and fell outside the fog, I was surprised to find that hundreds of fog beasts had signed contracts with me, and the contract connection line was relatively strong. The degree of connection can only be established after the idea of ​​"time is connected", rather than the softness of "just play casually".

I lightly dialed those connections, and got a response of "What's the noise? It's okay, don't flirt", and then a pile of animal hair, bird feathers, scales and other things flew out of the fog.Judging by the speed, they seemed to be attacking me, but after Xiao Sui opened the space door, they all got into Xiao Sui's space without any resistance, and then landed obediently, becoming my collection.

A message came from my contract connection with the spirit beasts in the Misty Secret Realm: "Since the spirit beasts outside have given you the signing fee, then we will too. We can never be more shameless than those who only rely on humans."

Is it related to whether you are shameless or not and whether you pay the signing fee?

Of course, if you are willing to give it to me, I will definitely accept it.

I showed off on the Yunxia Sect intranet: "The spirit beasts around the fog gave me something. Besides me, besides Yunxia Lingbao, who else has received such treatment?"

Disciples of Yunxia Sect responded to me:

"So are you going to turn your back on humans and join the group of spirit beasts that hate humans?"

"You can't look down on spirit beasts that have no enmity with humans, and only try your best to please spirit beasts that hate humans? Maybe this mentality is not healthy?"

09805- Pay attention to the reading range

Me: "Can you talk about some logic when you label me? The spirit beast around the mist just dislikes the humans of the Yunxia Sect, not hostile to all humans, and the dislike for the disciples of the Yunxia Sect is limited to beatings. It’s not necessary to kill them. They are in love with us and kill each other, so I occasionally have a good impression of them, which only means that I am slightly inclined towards the direction of love, and it does not affect the direction of killing after a while.”

Me: "Emotions will fluctuate."

Xia Tuan complained on the Yunxia Sect's intranet: "You signed contracts with so many spirit beasts, why didn't you sign with me? Are you looking down on me?"

Me: "Don't learn the coquettish lines of the little spirit beast."

Xia Tuan: "I was still young!"

Many disciples on the intranet booed: "Yes, yes, Xia Tuan was born not long ago. She is a cub, a baby, and she needs to be cared for."

Xia Tuan seemed to have found the joy of acting like a baby in public, and continued to bargain with me on the intranet: "It's just a communication-level connection, and it will be broken if you pull it, why don't you want to satisfy me?"

Disciples: "Yes yes yes, this is a reasonable request and should be met."

Xia Tuan: "Why do you dislike me so much? Tell me, can I change it?"

Disciples: "...There seems to be something wrong?"

Me: "Is there anyone who can check the direction of Xiatuan's recent reading? Has it read ancient sadomasochism or dog blood series?"

Disciples:

"Hey... Speaking of which, there seems to be a hit drama in the mortal world in the past two months that is famous for its dog blood? It is said to be a masterpiece of dog blood. Car accidents, amnesia, lovers turning into siblings, cheating, murder, revenge, Overlord, sparrow turned into phoenix... everything you expect."

"When I listened to it, I felt that the play was very long."

"Yeah, two episodes a day. It has been aired continuously for more than two months. It is said that it has just begun."

Xia Tuan: "I can't stop watching it. It's very interesting. Mortal society is really fun."

Disciples: "..."

Me: "What's the use of verbally emphasizing care and pampering? It doesn't even limit its reading range. Children's books need to be carefully selected."

09806-A masterpiece of dog blood

Disciples:

"That drama is dog blood, but it can't be considered a restricted-level scene. Even the most destructive scenes in it are strictly abiding by the law. There is a magical sense of reality in the outrageous dog blood. That's it. ...Although there are countless slots, but if you think about it carefully, hey, the logic can be fulfilled. It's pretty good."

"Isn't there murder? Still obeying the law?"

"The murder was not successful, and he was quickly arrested and sentenced for an attempted crime. The legal provisions were read in detail at the time of the sentence. In the words of netizens, it was "a whole episode of life and death with the verdict. After watching it dumbfounded" I have to admit that this judgment is very standard, and the screenwriter did not talk nonsense'."

"There is also one episode of financial lectures, two episodes of precautions for pregnant women, and half of the importance of pre-marital health checkup..."

"Shouldn't this water method be very boring?"

"This is the magic. While collecting the knowledge points that seem to be read according to the textbook, while stuffing a high concentration of dog blood between knowledge and knowledge, it finally creates a kind of...'knowledge is for dog blood Serving the trance of "knowledge is the branch, dog blood is the core of the world". This drama is really poisonous."

"Moreover, the actors in this drama have really good line skills. They can recite what should be boring knowledge very well, so that even if the concept knows that they are in the water, they still see the end, and they may not even be willing to play it in multiples."

These actors should work part-time as teachers. Their students will not sleep during class, will listen to all the knowledge points in their heads, and their grades will gradually increase. In the end, the parents will be moved to send them pennants. "

"What's so messed up? And it seems that there are quite a few disciples of this sect chasing this show?"

"Annual blockbusters. If you don't even know about this, you may not be able to catch up when you go to the mortal world to do tasks and chat with mortals recently, and then the chat will not go on, resulting in failure to obtain information."

"Also, when parents are encouraged to send their children with spiritual roots to apply for Yunxia Sect, if the parents find that 'ah, Yunxiazong monks are completely out of touch with the popular world of mortals, won't my child immediately have no common topic with us after entering Yunxiazong? ?', they will be very worried, and will hesitate whether to change their children to a school that is more friendly to the people."

"Yes, we are chasing dramas to better develop Yunxia Sect."

"...Second Young Master, have you watched that drama that sounds very sick?"

Me: "I watched it, it's pretty good. It's just that the end is far away, and I'm a little tired after chasing it. I usually watch it once a week, and I watch [-] episodes at a time."

"I also want to save dozens of episodes and watch it all at once, but I can't. I feel itchy if I don't watch it for a day. This drama is really good, even water."

09807-sign and sign

Xia Tuan: "Ah, you are deliberately helping Pei Lin to change the subject, trying to make me forget about the signing?"

Disciples:

"No, in fact, we are just habitually crooked, and we don't have a specific purpose."

"Yes, yes, Xiatuan, in fact, we still very much support you in signing the contract with the Second Young Master."

"We not only hope that your wish will come true, but also hope that the second son can have more connections with the legendary Phoenix—or Suzaku. This is a win-win situation for both of you."

"So is there any conclusion on whether it is Phoenix or Suzaku?"

"I just said not to crooked the building, and it's crooked again, looking for faults, right?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, now all other topics are put aside, and everything is about signing the contract. I clearly support Xia Tuan's signing with the second son."

"Yes, support."

If I were naive to fight with Xia Tuan now, I should say, "Has my patriarchal status disappeared? Has Xia Tuan replaced me in your hearts? Am I not your favorite little baby?"

...It seems that it does not contradict my daily image?I think I used to be labeled as a cold beauty.

Pei Bing: "...has it ever happened?"

Fuqiu: "I have had it in my self-knowledge."

I said to Xia Tuan: "Okay, don't pretend to be disgusting, come to sign the contract. But let's agree first, if I feel uncomfortable after a few days after signing, or if you make a mistake and disconnect the connection, that's it. The matter is over, don't chase after me, you will have to sign for the second time."

Xia Tuan: "If you make a mistake, you can still sign for the second time, right?"

Me: "Stalking is really annoying behavior."

Xia Tuan: "But it works."

The idlers continued to boo: "Sign this contract first, as for whether to sign the next contract, we will talk about it next time."

Xia Tuan: "Yes, sign it first and then talk about the rest."

Me: "Forcing me, right?"

I first signed the contract with Xiatuan, and then immediately promoted Chiwuzong along the connection line-since it is a communication level connection, then use it in a communication way.

Xia Tuan was stunned.After a long time, when the attention of idlers on the intranet had turned away from this topic, Xiatuan asked me weakly: "Why do you keep introducing Chiwuzong to me? I really don't want to live in their house. "

Me: "To put it mildly, I think it's because you don't have a close relationship with the Chiwu Sect because you don't know them well enough, so I'll help you understand them in the hope that you can change your mind."

Xia Tuan: "Speaking bluntly?"

Me: "I'm sick of you."

Me: "It's impossible for you not to know that any connection can become an attack vector, right? Especially the connection you actively and proactively facilitate, you will face your connection object in this connection channel-this time it means me- To a certain extent, I opened myself up to facilitate my attack. Of course, since this time it is only a connection at the communication level, I can only attack at the communication level."