Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2431



Chapter 2431

09808-continuous hair

Xiatuan asked me timidly, "Are you mad at me?"

Me: "I hate being forced. But, are you pretending to be weak too much? Your appearance is not suitable for being weak."

Xia Tuan: "Isn't my appearance the same as yours? You can pretend to be cute, why can't I?"

Me: "I use my milky temperament to cover up my natural appearance bias, but you haven't developed such an inner temperament that can compete with your appearance."

Xia Tuan is serious: "You are right, I still need to continue studying."

Learning is a good thing, but do you choose to watch dog blood dramas in your way of learning?There are actually many essences in human society, such as dog blood... Although it reflects the common and lasting hobbies of human beings, basically, it will still be despised.

Xiatuan: "If the act of forcing you to sign a contract is done by humans, to the extent I did before, will you be more angry? You will not retaliate with small attacks after the contract is successful, but will bite Don’t sign a contract when you die, and don’t sign a contract when you fight?”

Me: "Yes. In my eyes, you are not as cute as a cat, but you still deserve some preferential treatment than humans."

Xiatuan was delighted: "I knew it, I'm still welcome... So when can your 'Chiwuzong information attack' stop?"

Me: "When I send you all the relevant information about Chiwuzong that I know, this project can be over. If it keeps sending at the current speed, it will take about a year. But in fact, when you use it for a long time After the information flushes the connection between us, the connection will be strengthened, that is, more information can be carried per unit of time, so the speed of sending messages will be faster as the time goes on, and it may be almost over in two or three months."

Xia Tuan: "After the end, the connection can become a simple connection?"

Me: "After finishing Chiwuzong's message, I will continue to send Kunlun message to you. I believe that Kunlun's tolerance can support you well."

Xia Tuan was furious: "I will not disconnect the communication. After you disconnect, I will pester you to connect again."

Me: "It's up to you. After the Kunlun message is sent, I can also send you elf messages, monster messages, and secret realm messages. Just take it easy."

09809-Eat as it is

The disciples of Yunxia Sect were puzzled:

"I always feel that the legendary spirit beasts are not treated well after they officially settle in human society? The Demon League put the white tiger in prison, and our original mascot and Suzaku got into a fight."

"So is it Phoenix or Suzaku? It makes me very sad that there is no conclusion on this question."

"Then you may suffer forever. Because Xiatuan is not born by creatures, it is a mixture of monsters and other forces... It should be regarded as a refined product, and it is also a stage of transformation that can change the race at will. , so it doesn't matter if it wants to be a Suzaku or a Phoenix."

"Take it as Suzaku, Suzaku is more advanced."

"Phoenix is ​​better. There are more Phoenix than Suzaku, so they can gather together to fight the Second Young Master."

"The scene of the fight between Fenghuang and the second son must be very beautiful. I want to see it."

"Is Phoenix delicious?"

"Phoenix is ​​not afraid of fire, it seems that it is not easy to cook?"

"I remember that materials at the level of transformation gods, if eaten as food, seem to be the most delicious and most conducive to monks' absorption. It means that whichever monk eats it will use the monk's own body-such as teeth, spiritual power, etc. ——Processing this ingredient as a processing tool. Any other additional processing methods, such as roasting, salting, and adding chili powder, will all reduce the deliciousness and reduce the absorption rate."

It turned out that when I was a child, my father had already considered my taste when making barbecue for me, and he didn't directly use his most used food plan during the transformation period.

I was moved again.

It's a pity that my father is too lazy to listen to my expression of emotion.

To unify the whole Yunxia sect... Well, after signing contracts with more than [-]% of the spirit plants and beasts in the Quanyunxia sect, I asked the elves who said they had been influenced by me if they would also sign with me one by one.

The elves mocked me: "Where did Yi Yi come from? Except for us house elves who have been raised by you less and less elves, it is difficult for other elves to have a relatively stable form. You connect a wire to a certain elf, In a second, it removes the human appearance, turns into aura and melts back into the environment, the connection wire is empty, the contract ends automatically, and the connection wire disappears. Even if the elf uses the previous appearance again later, there is no old connection wire to connect On it, you can only re-sign with it once and establish a new connection thread."

The attitude of the other elves towards me was slightly softer than that of the house spirits. They yawned and said, "You are connected to the Yunxia Sect's formation, and there is a lamp in the Yunxia Sect's soul lamp room, and you hold the Yunxia Sect's identity token. It is connected to us all the time, which is more stable than the connection of communication level. However, you may not be able to use this connection well for the time being."

09810-Materials can be formed immediately

Me: "When you remind me like this, I seem to be using my eyebrows a little bit."

The elves nodded: "Yes, you already have the ability to use it, what you lack is the awareness to use it in this way, just try more."

Me: "Will you play with me after I can use it proficiently?"

Elves: "We have been playing with all the disciples of Yunxiazong. It's just that you humans may not be aware of the way we play."

Me: "The breeze blowing across the cheeks, the sound of running water, the atmosphere of talking and laughing, the aroma of food... are all due to you."

The elves: "I can't take credit for it, it's just our way of life. Our life and your life just happen to be intertwined, and it just happened to satisfy both of us, so we have been living together."

I walked out of the Yunxia Sect to test whether I could establish a connection with the spiritual plants and beasts outside the Sect, and soon found out that it was not suitable.

Some spirit plants and spirit beasts are very indifferent or wary of me, so it is impossible to sign a contract; some are because there are other human beings who are closer to me, and they feel that establishing a long-term connection with me seems like a sense of betrayal; some are actually willing to sign a contract with me, But after I signed it, I went back to Yunxiazong and when they ran around the world, Qingqian's connection was disconnected unconsciously.

Me: "It seems that for the time being, my territory can only be allocated within Yunxiazong."

Yan Ziqi: "How about a less cheeky way of saying it?"

Me: "Only the environment of Yunxiazong is willing to let me play, and I will be beaten by the society when I go out. You didn't come to me to chat with me, did you? Yuchen started to urge to move?"

Yan Ziqi nodded, and then said: "According to my observation, Brother Pei, you don't seem to have formulated a very systematic appearance protection plan. Did my observation miss something?"

Me: "No leak. I really haven't put my mind on Yu Chen's matter recently, but since everything can be related, all the things I have done recently can be regarded as preparations for Yu Chen's matter. I have accumulated a wealth of materials, and then when I start to act, I swing the sword, and all the materials will be combined into the best plan."

Me: "There is no need to elaborate, as long as the materials are accumulated in place, the plan can be formed in an instant, and once formed is the best."

Yan Ziqi tilted her head: "I can't always tell whether Senior Brother Pei is joking or explaining seriously."

Me: “A lot of times it’s a combination of both. I rarely lie, and generally tell what I think is true and credible information, but it’s not information that the listener must believe or accept. That is, I may Said the truth that you don't care about, or information that is more suitable for your opponent to adopt."

09811 - in the form of an array

Yan Ziqi: "I don't count as an enemy. Shen Chen is going to watch the sunrise with me outside the Yunxia Sect's formation tomorrow."

Me: "Classic romantic scene."

Yan Ziqi: "I mean, Shen Shen intends to lead his hamster army to the main world before sunrise tomorrow, and will live in the main world since then, and will never return to Yuhe."

Me: "Did Yu and Wang do something that made Yu Chen unbearable? Or did Yu Chen find other reliable people who can guarantee the beauty of him and the hamsters?"

Yan Ziqi: "There should be no more reliable people. As far as I know, you are the most likely to succeed among those who actively participated in this matter—although you are not too active."

Now that Yu Chen had set the final time, I walked outside Yunxia Sect at midnight that day, drew a circle that could accommodate Yu Chen and all his hamsters, and then contacted all the people who had expressed "no" to this matter. Fellow Daoists who seriously refused to participate” informed them: “Work has started.”

Their replies include "Got it", "Cooperate anytime", "I still won't participate", "I haven't agreed before?" "I have prepared some gifts for the beautiful hamsters", "How to do it?"...

Me: "You don't need to pay a lot of labor, just keep communicating with me until sunrise today."

Ren Yongming: "We pass on the power of blessing to you when connecting?"

I pull all participants into a chat group.When they join the group, they can choose to be anonymous, that is, they can hide their identities from each other, but it does not hinder mutual communication, let alone listening to me, the group leader who is definitely not anonymous.

I explained to them, "You don't have to do anything special. I've been learning a lot about connections and using connections lately. As long as you all know that this is preparing for beautiful hamsters, and you are willing to help those hamsters, your The spiritual power will be passed on to me for helping the hamsters."

Me: "For example, Ren Yongming's blessing spell power, such as Su Yuan's hamster fur maintenance experience, such as the isolation form of Shen Jinyu's small secret realm, such as Zhuhong's experience of regaining sanity after losing control..." These are all in the group Not anonymous.Among them, Zhuhong was anonymous when she first joined the group, but she later canceled her anonymity without knowing how to consider it.

Me: "All the information will be turned into energy and gathered to me. I will guide them to form a formation, which will become a platform to welcome the arrival of Yu Chen and the hamster. When Yu Chen and his party land on this platform, the energy in the formation will Immediately attach to them, build a protective film for them, temporarily isolate them from the regular aura environment of the main world, so that they will not be assimilated by the main aura environment of the main world for the time being, and can use the energy Find your own rhythm in protection."

Me: "Afterwards, the formation energy will gradually disappear, but the rhythm of disappearance will guide Yu Chen and the hamsters to use their own spiritual power to fill the gap after the formation energy disappears. If it goes well, when the original formation energy completely disappears, Yu Chen Formed a formation with the hamsters themselves, generated a stable new formation energy, and continued the duty of protecting them."


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