Chapter 17: Sleepover
Chapter 17: Sleepover
Under An Junchen's forceful pull, Xi Yazhu had no choice but to fall back into the carriage, staring coldly at the person who made him both love and angry.
"What do you mean by that?"
"What do you mean, ah?!" An Junchen pretended to be fierce and raised his tone, "Are you courting death when you ask to get off the carriage while driving a horse! Are you not afraid of falling to your death! Ah?!" As soon as the words came out, I suddenly felt comfortable all over. Usually when I was in the palace, in order to coax Xi Yazhu, he was usually subdued and acted like a baby, but now he suddenly yelled at people, hey, it's so refreshing, it's as happy as rolling up your sleeves and quarreling with others in the folk| feel.
Xi Yazhu was used to being elegant, but she didn't like his appearance, so she frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Why don't you do my business, you are me..." Keke, An Junchen swallowed back the false words that he almost uttered, and continued to speak fiercely, "If you fall to your death, I have to collect your body for you!"
...Collect the corpse for me? !He wants me to die!
Furious!Xi Yazhu stopped talking, and stared directly at An Junchen with sharp eyes, staring at the dignified emperor so guilty that he couldn't lift his head, and circled his two index fingers there, muttering in a low voice: "I care about you. "
His underestimation was extremely low, but under the wind, some words still fell into Xi Yazhu's ears with some reservations, so when these words reached Xi Yazhu's ears, it was - "I am concerned with you."
off me? !He still wants to lock me up!
"I'm worried that something will happen to you."
He let me have an accident? !
"I treat you well, but you turn a blind eye."
He turned a blind eye to me? !
Forbearance, forbearance, forbearance.
"I miss you."
He wants me to die? ! ! !
boom--
"Ow—my nose!"
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An Junchen rubbed his nose swollen by Xi Yazhu with tears streaming down his face, and sat in the corner, sniffing non-stop.From the beginning to the end, he didn't know what happened to Xi Yazhu's madness, so he hit him suddenly. He wanted to yell at him fiercely, but he was frightened back by Xi Yazhu's resentful face, so he could only pout aggrievedly and stare at Xi Yazhu secretly. The buttocks - as fried!
Xi Yazhu glanced at the outside scenery with little interest, and yawned lightly.He didn't sleep well last night, but he was entangled by this person again today, and he suddenly felt a little sleepy amidst the shaking in the car.
Leaning her head lightly on the side of the carriage, Xi Yazhu slowly closed her eyes and dozed off.Unexpectedly, the sides of the carriage were extremely hard, and An Junchen only bought a very ordinary carriage in order to save money, the carriage was also rickety, and he could not sleep comfortably, not long after, Xi Yazhu's head was knocked After a few strokes, Shengsheng woke himself up.
Dimly opened his eyes, with one hand he gently touched the bruised forehead, Xi Yazhu frowned in dissatisfaction, uncomfortable, but sleepy.Looking sideways at the person sitting upright, Xi Yazhu couldn't help looking at An Junchen's shoulder. In the palace, he often rested on An Junchen's shoulder. It was broad and firm, another word to describe it, that is : Sensual, and I can use one more word to describe it, that is: sleep soundly.
Then, taking advantage of the man's eyes closed, Xi Yazhu quietly approached him like a stealing cat, but An Junchen moved, and he shrank back in fright.Stealthily holding his breath, he saw that An Junchen was no longer moving, he carefully put his head on the pillow, raised his head slightly, and saw that An Junchen didn't respond, he chose a comfortable position, and closed the door with satisfaction. head.
An Junchen is a martial arts practitioner, there is no reason for him not to notice that Xi Yazhu leaned over, the hand resting on the seat tried to push the person away many times, but he was so distressed that he couldn't bear to move, the result was so contradictory Finally, he thought of a way, that is, push Xi Yazhu away when he is about to wake up!
So, when Xi Yazhu was about to wake up, he pushed it away, so it was a tragedy...
Xi Yazhu has a small problem, she wakes up a little angry, if she wakes up naturally, it will be fine, but if someone deliberately wakes her up, it will be troublesome...
Snapped!
There was a loud bang, which was several times louder than the wind blowing in the car. An Junchen's stiff face was immediately imprinted with a bright red Wuzhishan, and Xi Yazhu blurred his eyes, glanced at the Wuzhishan, and continued to grovel. On his shoulders, catch up on sleep.
Don't give up!
An Junchen pushed hard again, and this Xi Yazhu looked like a tumbler, and bounced back again, this time, bang!He punched it with a fist.
Ping ping pong, ding ding dong, humming, bang bang bang, quack quack...
The carriage shook violently, and the groom shook his head like a wave.
"Young man, be restrained—"
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When it was night, the carriage stopped.Xi Yazhu leaned on the side of the car and jumped out of the car with a refreshed face, while An Junchen behind him shook the curtain of the car, held a fan to cover his face, and almost jumped out of the car. I sprained my foot.
The groom took a sneak peek, his face flushed immediately, he turned his back and hid his belly laughing.
This face can't be called a face, the nose is blue and the face is swollen, and it looks like a real pig.
An Junchen glared at the groom fiercely, what are you looking at, he has never seen a pig... Uh no, he looks like a dragon!
"Don't worry, even if you're ugly as a pig, I won't be jealous of you."
——"Hahaha, scold me well, scold me well, I'm a pig, ugly and hateful, please don't be jealous of me!"
"..."
Looking at Xi Yazhu, An Junchen burst into tears.
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Looking around, I suddenly felt that they were in a small forest at the moment, Xi Yazhu asked the groom, it turns out that there is not a hut in this area, so they can only camp in the wild.
Xi Yazhu became displeased when he heard the words camping in the wild.He is used to fine clothes and good food, even when his father was seriously ill and recalled him from the fief, he ate and drank well and lived well all the way, the carriage was as comfortable as in the mansion, and he had never suffered here.
With this joy, he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "I don't like it."
"Why don't you like it?" Lifting his foot and kicking away the fallen leaves under a tree, An Junchen was busy cleaning the place, and replied casually.
"I don't like sleeping here, I want to go back to the carriage."
"Oh," An Junchen replied on the surface, but he was secretly funny in his heart, Xi Yazhu was really used to being pampered, how could he adapt to the life of running around outside, after a few days, he wanted to go back to the palace.Therefore, under the effect of such careful thinking, An Junchen smiled, learned those scripts, and sang again, "Okay, you go, you die... Uh no, don't look for me when it's cold !"
"..." Xi Yazhu silently turned and returned to the car.
Xi Yazhu didn't take An Junchen's words to heart at first, but after returning to the carriage, he felt the cold air pouring in from all directions, and he suddenly felt uncomfortably cold.Lifting the curtain of the car and looking, An Junchen was sitting by the fire, eating dry food, the flames reflected his face flushed, and it was indescribably warm.Seeing Xi Yazhu stretch his head, An Junchen waved his hand happily.
Go down, don't go down, or go down?
"Beauty, here is a fire, a warm fire, and a dry fire suitable for heating!"
"..." Xi Yazhu didn't want to go down anymore.
But after hesitating for a long time in his heart, Xi Yazhu still couldn't bear the chill, hugged his arms, got out of the car slowly, and walked to the fire.But seeing the dirty ground, he frowned again: "The ground is dirty."
"Oh." According to the guide for chasing a wife, at this moment, as a good man, he must pave the way for his sweetheart, but!Now he is Jiandie, and he must act according to the guideline for getting rid of wives, so An Junchen stood still and laughed, "Then you choose a clean one to sit on!"
"...The floor is dirty, I don't want to sit."
"Then you pick a clean place and squat!"
"...the ground is not clean."
"Then you pick a clean tree and squat!"
... Is this man a stupid pig sent by a monkey?
Thinking about it, Xi Yazhu turned around and left.
An Junchen felt distressed and angry when he saw it. He glanced at the dry food in his hand and was overjoyed. He chewed a few mouthfuls: "Wow, it smells so good. Beep, it's delicious. Suck it , yummy yum. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
...Xi Yazhu suddenly felt full.
But after walking a few steps, Xi Yazhu's feet seemed to grow roots, and they stopped moving.He didn't prepare any dry food, and now he has nothing to eat, so he was naturally very hungry. In the end, he obediently walked over, endured the disgust in his heart and sat down, took the dry food handed by An Junchen, and opened his mouth to bite.
"puff--"
An Junchen's face was sprayed with crumbs.
"It's unpalatable... Hey, your face has pockmarks?"
"..." An Junchen wiped the cake crumbs sprayed out by Xi Yazhu carelessly on his face, and said, "Then give it to me to eat."
Saying that, An Junchen took away Xi Yazhu's dry food unceremoniously, and he was left to watch in a daze as he ate up the dry food.
Papa papa, patting the debris in his hands a few times, An Junchen blinked his mouth a few times, smiled at Xi Yazhu, turned over and lay down, leaving a dragon butt for Xi Yazhu.
Hmph, look at you if you don’t eat, you’re hungry, you’re homesick, you want to go back to the palace to play with me, grope, take off... just... go...
There was a rustling sound suddenly at the place where the baggage was placed, An Junchen looked over through the shadow, what did he see!
He saw their dignified former prince, having an affair, uh no, stealing food!
After turning An Junchen's burden upside down, Xi Yazhu almost tore apart the burden, but there was no dry food left!
Xi Yazhu was dumbfounded, this dead pig actually ate up all the dry food!Is this pig raised by humans?
According to the guide for getting rid of wives, at a time like this, one must despise him!
"Beauty, you are so precious, you are not suitable to live in such a place, why not..." Go back to the palace!
"It's better to go back to the fief as soon as possible."
Xi Yazhu answered, but An Junchen was speechless.
"Let's go," Xi Yazhu pulled the groom up, "have a rest, let's go."
"This, this, this..." The groom had no idea, looking here and there.
An Junchen became displeased, and grabbed the groom's other arm and said, "It's not safe to drive at night, don't go."
"Walk."
"Don't go."
"Walk."
"Don't go."
"Walk."
"You, you, you, you go again, believe it or not..."
"What's wrong with you?" Xi Yazhu glanced at him coldly.
I saw An Junchen flicking up the sleeves of his robe, pointing at Xi Yazhu's nose with a ferocious expression, opening and closing his lips, that is——
Turning around and hugging my own baggage, I snorted, I won’t give you money and dry food, I’ll see how you go, I don’t want to be too smart... oh... oh...
Huh, get in the car!Whoosh, ride a horse!
then--
"Ya Zhu, wait for me... ah..."
With a bang, the money thrown from the carriage hit his face, and the majestic emperor suddenly became dizzy and lay sprawled on the ground.
In the distance, a soft laugh resounds in the night:
"I have money, please don't be jealous of me!"
Who gave him the money in the first place, and who it is, report the name!
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