1novels Chapter 18: Attack
Chapter 18: Attack
An Junchen used his superb lightness skills to finally catch up with the carriage, pulled up the reins, and amidst the neighing of the horse, angrily pushed the groom down with his ass.
"Hmph!" With a snort, An Junchen stood tall, facing Xi Yazhu's black face poking out his head, and said with satisfaction, "Why, I can't go anymore. It's not safe to walk at night, so I won't go!"
Xi Yazhu's lips were pursed into a thin line, An Junchen didn't let him go, he wanted to go even more.I always want to block that breath with An Junchen.
As soon as he lifted the curtain of the car, he was about to jump under the car, but when he saw the thing shaking out of An Junchen's hand, he was stunned.
steamed stuffed bun!It turned out to be warm steamed stuffed bun, sniff, it smells good.
"What, do you want to eat!"
nod.
"Be obedient and don't walk around at night, I'll give..."
Feed me? !
"...you take a sip!"
...reached out directly.
Catch it, and the bun will move.
Catch again, Baozi ran away again.
Catch, catch, stop!
"Hee hee, what, you can't grab it! Stop obediently, and if you don't walk around at night, I'll give it to you, oh—"
With a bang, An Junchen was pushed out of the carriage and fell to the ground, while Xi Yazhu happily snatched his bun, and gnawed on it while admiring An Junchen's posture.
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When Xi Yazhu had something to eat, she became obedient, and sat obediently in the carriage, eating slowly.
An Junchen got into the car with a stomach full of fire, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted at Xi Yazhu: "Xi, Ya, Zhu!"
Raising her hand to block the oncoming wind, Xi Yazhu hugged the bag of buns in her hand even tighter, staring at An Junchen warily: "What do you want to do?"
"I want to fry... your... buns..." Gulong took a mouthful, facing Xi Yazhu's darkened face, An Junchen looked around with his hips akimbo, "Ah, I told you to eat slowly, eat slowly , be careful of steamed stuffed buns, uh no, they will choke you."
"..."
An Junchen sat back to the side again, staring at Xi Yazhu in a circle, thinking of the hot buns he prepared for Xi Yazhu with so much painstaking efforts, he didn't even have to eat a bite, and he was treated like this by this person, his heart That's a displeasure, wishing to turn people over and over again, fry them back and forth!
So, when Xi Yazhu asked why the steamed stuffed bun was still warm, he twitched and pressed the steamed stuffed bun to his chest, and answered——
"I've always kept the steamed stuffed bun in the warmest place, that is, my, my, crotch, lower!"
"puff--"
Xi Yazhu squirted the bag, and flowers bloomed on An Junchen's face.
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After dealing with the crumbs all over their faces, the two sat apart in silence. The location where their carriage stopped was really unfortunate, and there was no place to stay around. They wanted to let the groom go back on the way, but they were afraid If there was any danger on the way back, he called the groom into the car, and the three squeezed together in the car.
The carriage had no windows, and the wind howled in without any scruples. Xi Yazhu shivered from the cold, and couldn't help but folded his arms, wanting to get closer to An Junchen.
But as soon as the buttocks moved, thinking about the matter of covering the buns with the crotch, they retracted into the corners with aversion to cold.
An Junchen saw through Xi Yazhu's mind at a glance, and wanted to play a good man's style and embrace his sweetheart... No, no, no, in this lonely and empty time, in this cold time, what people need most is warmth, as long as Give him a hug, that is the harbinger of dry wood and fire!
There was something wrong with An Junchen.
With a cruel heart, he moved his hips to the side, out of sight.
"Ah chirp!"
Don't listen anymore.
"Ah chirp, chirp!"
An Junchen took off his outer clothes resolutely, shook his hands, and covered Xi Yazhu's body...
"What are you doing?" At the right time, Xi Yazhu turned around, and when he saw the clothes, he suddenly felt a little warm.
but--
"I'll cover your face so that you won't be scared!"
... An Junchen, has your manly demeanor been eaten by dogs!
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After An Junchen forcibly wrapped his clothes around Xi Yazhu's body, Xi Yazhu obediently leaned aside and fell asleep, but An Junchen couldn't fall asleep anymore. He rolled around, moved around, closed his eyes, and opened them again , I always feel a little uneasy.
The moon is dark and the wind is high, this is the time to have sex... No, no, no, it's a good time to kill someone!
In this wilderness, in the dead of night, according to the experience of the rivers and lakes, a bunch of robbers will surely rush out, shouting loudly, "I planted this tree, and I opened this road. If you want to cross this road, stay and buy it." Lu Cai!"
"This tree..." A strange voice suddenly came from outside the car. An Junchen was in a trance, and he said directly, "You didn't plant this tree!"
The people outside the car were silent for a while, coughed and said with a smile: "I... I know I didn't plant it, it's just this young man. We were driving ahead and found a big tree blocking our way. I can't move it with my own strength, but I saw that you are here, so I came here to ask for help."
An Junchen shivered, glanced at Xi Yazhu who was woken up, patted him comfortingly, then walked out of the car cautiously, and said a few times in dissatisfaction: "What kind of tree is so wide? can block the way.”
The man was dressed luxuriously, he looked like a child of aristocratic family, he had no strength, so he saluted An Junchen with a silly smile.
An Junchen frowned, glanced at this man, and then wanted to get out of the carriage and meet him.
The accident happened at this moment!
An Junchen suddenly dodged his body, straddled the front of the car, and rushed forward with a whip.
The man's expression changed, and as soon as he blew a whistle, he took out a soft sword from his waist, kicked off his lightness skill, and chased after An Junchen.
An Junchen is not stupid, this road is extremely wide, and the surrounding tall trees are not tall, so how could it block the road? What's more, this man is dressed luxuriously, if he is a son of a family, how can he let him be a son of a son Come to ask for help, do you always eat nothing when you are a servant?
"Drive, drive!" The sound of rushing horses woke up the two people in the car. Xi Yazhu woke up shaking his body, holding his head and frowning in dissatisfaction, "What's going on."
"Ya Zhu, sit down! We've met a robber!"
As soon as the words fell, ten men in black rushed from all directions, raised their sharp swords and slashed at An Junchen's body!
Long—the carriage vibrated, Xi Yazhu saw the shining swords through the curtain, and his expression changed immediately.He had never seen such a murderous scene before, he was worried about An Junchen, and also felt uncomfortable because of his powerlessness.The groom shrank into a ball early, picked a safe corner, and hid there.
Xi Yazhu was calm on the surface, but panicked in his heart. He wanted to drive away those people for An Junchen, but his clumsy technique would only add to An Junchen's confusion.
Fortunately, the target of those people was An Junchen, not him.He was so anxious that he couldn't sit still, and he blamed himself in his heart. If he hadn't insisted on traveling at night, he wouldn't be in the situation he is today.
Just when he was anxious, he suddenly heard An Junchen's voice in the wind: "Brothers, when the prime minister asked you to come play, didn't he tell you to show mercy!"
Prime Minister, acting? !Well, you An Junchen, you are acting to win my sympathy again, it is simply unforgivable!
"An, Jun, Chen!"
The lion roared, shocking people's hearts. An Junchen saw those assassins' faces changed after being shocked, and their movements were much slower, which gave him a great opportunity to counterattack!
An Junchen then said: "Xi Yazhu, you are an ugly monster!" At critical moments, resources are not in vain!
what did he say? !
"You, mother, damn!" The lion opened his mouth, scared out of his wits.
So, amidst Xi Yazhu's continuous roar, An Junchen turned the trend strangely, and finally settled down these assassins who came from nowhere after the martial arts masters sent by the prime minister arrived.
The violent carriage vibration returned to tranquility, Xi Yazhu stepped out of the carriage tentatively, and angrily looked at the person who accepted the bow of all the masters.
"install……"
"careful!"
With a sound of surprise, Xi Yazhu was thrown down and fell from the car.
"Hmm..." Xi Yazhu groaned dissatisfied with his back hurting, but when he opened his eyes, he saw an arrow stuck in An Junchen's arm!
As soon as the undead assassin Fang fired his hidden weapon, he was chopped into meat paste by the rushing masters, but An Junchen was still injured.
"The emperor..."
"Cough cough..."
"Sword... you are safe!"
"Emperor Sword?" You still refuse to admit your identity?
An Junchen's face froze, afraid that Xi Yazhu would discover his identity: "Yes, my name is Huang Jian, yellow and cheap!"
"..."
Xi Yazhu's face darkened again, what the hell is An Junchen doing.
"An Jun... um..." The rest of the words were blocked by An Junchen's hand pressed in horror.
"Hush," An Junchen looked around mysteriously, "I'm Huang Jian."
"What on earth are you trying to do! It's calling people to play, and it's also mysterious. Do you want to win my sympathy!"
"Show sympathy!" An Junchen amplified his voice, and suddenly whispered, "Why do I, Huang Jian, want to ask you to sympathize!"
"Anjun... um..."
"My name is Huang Jian, I'm yellow and cheap!"
"install……"
"Yellow and cheap!"
"...Huang Jian, what exactly do you want to do?"
"I want to be your... ang oh... ah, your protector."
"Protect me?! Heh," Xi Yazhu sneered, "Even you, an assassin who came here for acting, wants to protect me!" With a rebuke in her mouth, Xi Yazhu pushed An Junchen angrily, and the result...
"Ahhhhh, murder!"
He was stabbing the arrow into An Junchen's skin...
So, Xi Yazhu seems to have done something wrong...