1novels Chapter 23: Grabbing Vegetables
Chapter 23: Grabbing Vegetables
Dust-faced and dusty, this is the face of the two of them three days later.
Three days later, with the mutual support of one of them fainted and the other woke up, they finally reached a small nearby city. At this time, the two of them described how wasteful they were, their stomachs were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs.
Along the way, both of them had nothing to eat, they could only pick some fruits to wrap their stomachs.An Junchen's fever was ups and downs at first, but on the second night, he took Xi Yazhu to the tree, and after pressing Xi Yazhu's Nine Nine 81, he broke out in a profuse sweat, and the fever miraculously subsided!
And his wound, under Xi Yazhu's careful treatment, has almost healed. Fortunately, there is no poison on the arrow, otherwise, with the "help" of these irresponsible guards, he would really have reached bliss early.
Seeing the bustling crowd in the city, the two showed rare smiles.Soon, Xi Yazhu's eyes were attracted by the steamed buns hawked by the roadside. He hadn't eaten a little rice for many days, and he, who was used to eating big fish and meat, felt that a steamed bun was so delicious.
Gently pulling An Junchen's sleeve, Xi Yazhu raised her chin and said, "I'm hungry, eat."
"Okay, eat!" An Junchen patted his chest, and took Xi Yazhu's hand to look around. Since he hadn't eaten for many days, he had to choose a place where he could eat well and feel good. That is, the restaurant!
Pulling Xi Yazhu, he stepped in unceremoniously, with his head held high, aggressive, and then greeted the waiter's——
They were kicked out with black faces and ruined suits.
"Go, go, where are you beggars, you are not welcome here!"
"How dare you call me a beggar! Believe it or not, I'll throw money at you!" According to the guide for chasing wives, you must roll up your sleeves to protect the dignity of a man and the interests of your wife!
then--
An Junchen took Xi Yazhu away...
The dignity of a man lies in being able to bend and stretch, and the interest of a wife lies in being able to advance and retreat. Who dares to say that I am wrong!
"..."
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Don't give up, change another one.
"Hey, where did you come from, you little beggars, walk around, there is no place for you here!"
Well, they changed the word and added the word "small".
Another family.
"Entry is forbidden here."
"Why!"
"Because you're out of shape."
After straightening his clothes and taking care of his face, An Junchen and Xi Yazhu glanced at each other, and found that they were decent, and finally they could hold their heads high and walk in aggressively... now...
"Hey, shopkeeper, someone is coming to smash the shop!"
"..."
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After going through all kinds of setbacks, the two were wilted and wanted to cry but had no tears.
Walking casually, I saw a small restaurant. The owner of this restaurant was an honest man. Seeing them like this, he felt distressed for a moment, so he let them in.
As soon as he sat down, An Junchen slapped the table proudly, and shouted: "Bring me all the most expensive dishes!"
"okay!"
The shop waiter responded, and went downstairs with a flattering smile. An Junchen and Xi Yazhu watched the shop waiter leave eagerly, really wishing that he would bring food to feed his stomach the next moment.
Xi Yazhu was lying on the table listlessly, his hair was a bit messy, and many of them were pimples. He was extremely clean, but to take care of An Junchen, he didn't even have time to take a bath, and he washed it in a hurry She slapped her face.This is even more so for An Junchen, who doesn't know how to take care of others, keeps making jokes, and annoys Xi Yazhu, who is so calm, and suffers a lot along the way.
Later, An Junchen became obedient. He didn't speak, but only expressed his inner emotions with actions. He lifted up the stool, and while Xi Yazhu was taking a nap on the table, he quietly moved the stool over, but he didn't find it. Then move on...
"What are you doing?" Xi Yazhu opened her hazy eyes, and looked straight at the man who was crouching with the stool in his arms.
"I..." What to do, what to do, he found out, it won't work.According to the guide for chasing wives, one cannot be found out if one does bad deeds, and if one is found out, one must destroy the body.
So, raising the stool in his hand, An Junchen threw it on the table: "I'll destroy the corpse!"
"..."
Crash, the stool shattered, and the crumbs splashed onto Xi Yazhu's face. He slapped the table with a dark face and stood up, then——
"Ah, my lord, someone broke our chair!"
"..."
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After adding the chairs to the vegetable money, the waiter put a dish in front of them with a serious face, it turned out to be a roast suckling pig!
"This is the most expensive dish in your store?!" An Junchen's face darkened, and Xi Yazhu remained silent.
"That's not it. Our roast suckling pig is the most famous here. If you don't believe it, just ask the neighbors in the neighborhood." When mentioning his signature dish, the waiter's smile was unstoppable.
Roast suckling pig is just roast suckling pig, others serve you, how can you be picky.An Junchen waved his hands lazily, "Then continue serving other dishes."
"Other dishes?!" The waiter seemed to have heard something strange, and his tone was raised a bit, "There are no other dishes."
"Why not, I didn't just talk about serving all the most expensive dishes here."
"Yes, the most expensive one is this roast suckling pig. What else do you want, otherwise, how can it be called the most expensive." The word "most" was bitten by the waiter, and his tone was particularly prominent.
"Drunk eats this roast suckling pig, isn't it fatal! Alcohol is a passion, and you still eat something so angry!"
"You actually said that eating our suckling pigs will make you angry?"
"That's not it, what is a drunkard is a person who drinks until he is drunk. What the drinker eats is naturally light food. Do you expect him to eat something that is hot?"
... An Junchen, next time you can directly say light food, you don't have to beat around the bush, really!
After An Junchen successfully blocked the waiter back, his face was overjoyed, and after ordering the waiter to serve a few more light dishes, he finally sat down with a big smile on his face, and looked at——
"Where's the pig!"
"have eaten."
"Are you a pig? You can eat more than half of such a big pig. Is it really good that you eat so happily with your companions?"
"..."
Xi Yazhu moved the stool in a different direction silently, sat with his back to An Junchen, and continued tearing the roast suckling pig with his hands to eat.
"Ah, Yazhu, your hands are dirty!" An Junchen became a little more careful at the moment, took Xi Yazhu's hand off the suckling pig, held it in his hand, touched it, and became addicted to it.
The black hand holding him still has the loess on it when he fell down on his back yesterday, and there are some black stains inside his nails. On the other hand, his own is clean and flawless. A little bit of dust fell.
Xi Yazhu's face turned dark again. He couldn't count how many times his face turned dark since he and An Junchen were on the road together. He pinched two fingers and took An Junchen's hand away: "Your hands are bigger than mine! Still dark."
"My hands are black?!" An Junchen's tone rose, "I call it natural black! Natural black!"
Xi Yazhu turned around silently, took out the water bag and washed her hands.
Next, keep eating.He was already very hungry, but he didn't have the time to wait for An Junchen to eat first.
Seeing that Xi Yazhu ignored him, An Junchen was also bored, stretched out his hand, grabbed a pig's trotter, and gnawed it clean.After I finished eating, I was not satisfied, so I fumbled my hand around again, found a piece of meat, twisted it, ate it again, finished eating, twisted it again, ate it again...
Xi Yazhu couldn't take it anymore, she took her hand back in embarrassment, turned her head sideways, not daring to look directly at the black pig that An Junchen had spoiled.
Soon, the waiter in the shop brought new dishes, and when she smelled the fragrance of the dishes, Xi Yazhu was eager to dip her mouth into the dishes and gnaw them clean...
... An Junchen, can you grab the vegetables without your hands?
Another dish was ruined.
Xi Yazhu took a deep breath, slowly pulled out a pair of chopsticks, and picked them up on the vegetables.
"Ah, delicious food, Ya Zhu, eat more!" An Junchen grabbed a spare rib and brought it to Xi Yazhu.
Just as she was meeting that dark hand, Xi Yazhu silently put down her chopsticks and went to the window to blow air.
...he is still well fed.
As soon as he came to the people, An Junchen completely lost the image of the emperor. He acted wildly, moved a stool to the side, raised one foot high, and put one hand on his knee, as aggressive as he said!
He grabbed something without using chopsticks, swallowed it whole, swallowed it in several mouthfuls, and made a violent baji baji sound.
Xi Yazhu deeply felt that she was full, why was the wind so soft, could it be louder, so as to drown out the sound of this person eating...
"Ya Zhu, don't you want to eat it!" After eating up all the dishes in his hand, An Junchen remembered that someone hadn't eaten a few mouthfuls of food.
I rubbed my stomach, I was still very hungry, that's all, I'd better eat something, but when Xi Yazhu turned around, there was only a remnant, not a drop of oil or water left.
... Xi Yazhu wanted to cry but had no tears.
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He also called the waiter in the shop to serve some dishes and two bowls of rice, Xi Yazhu gave An Junchen a glance, this person should be full by now, then I can start with peace of mind.
"Yazhu, eat more!" Stretching out his hand to push a dish that looked very big, An Junchen picked up another dish: "This dish is too little, you can't eat enough, I will eat it for you No thanks." Gulu Gulu, he poured the dish into his mouth again.
Xi Yazhu's hand holding the chopsticks was trembling. After trying to calm down, she slowly raised the chopsticks to pick up the dishes on the side. As a result, when the chopsticks were empty, the dishes were taken away by An Junchen.
If you don't give up, pick another dish, and now you finally got the dish, it's great... the size.
"Yazhu, this dish is too greasy for you, I'll eat it for you!" Breaking off the dish from the chopsticks, and throwing it into his mouth, An Junchen took the dish away without hesitation .
"..."
Xi Yazhu silently put the chopsticks back into her bowl and planed the rice.
The only thing that was not swept away by An Junchen was the fat braised meat placed in front of Xi Yazhu, fat!of!buckle!Meat!Xi Yazhu didn't like to eat fatty meat. After watching for a long time, she didn't want to move her chopsticks to the shiny thing. After thinking for a long time, she felt sorry for her stomach, gritted her teeth and moved to the dish again.
but……
"Hey, Ya Zhu, why don't you eat it? It's a waste if you don't eat it. I'll help you eat it." So, the last dish was honorably buried in An Junchen's five internal organs temple...
Xi Yazhu wept silently, bowed her head and ate the white rice.
but……
"Ya Zhu, why are you eating so slowly? Did you lose your appetite? You ate it on purpose to show me. Hey, did you say it earlier? I won't force you, but if you don't eat this meal, it would be too wasteful. I Help you eat!"
His hands were empty, and the only white rice was snatched away, Xi Yazhu raised his eyes in astonishment, only a pair of chopsticks in his hand were crunching in the air...
The volcano has finally erupted!
"An Junchen, you are doing well!"
As soon as the table was lifted, it covered An Junchen's face!
……
"Boss, someone smashed the store ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"
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