Queen, I am dressing for you

Chapter 24: Work

After explaining that they didn't smash the shop with the shop waiter who rushed over, the shop waiter's face became a little bit better, but he was not happy to let them stay, so he stretched out his hand: "Please pay the bill."

"Oh, pay the bill, pay the bill," An Junchen chuckled, and took out the money bag in his arms to pay the bill, but he fumbled here and there, no, no money bag.

Continue to touch, still nothing, An Junchen became anxious, took off his outer clothes, shook vigorously, no more, took off again, shook again, no more, finally there was only one bottom shirt left, take off again...

"Don't take it off." Xi Yazhu stopped him.

"Ya Zhu?" An Junchen's eyes lit up, he was jealous, didn't he want me to expose my body that was only for him to see in front of others!

"You don't feel ashamed, I feel ashamed."

An Junchen cried and put on his clothes.

Thinking about it carefully, An Junchen suddenly realized that when he fell down with Xi Yazhu on his back that day, something seemed to have fallen out. Could it be his purse? !Oh my god……

The waiter's eyes were like a rat's, so shrewd, he pinched his throat and yelled out: "Boss, these two people have no money."

With a bang, the shopkeeper ran in, pointed at the noses of the two of them, "Shhhh no, how much do they owe."

"A total of five taels of silver."

"Five taels?!" An Junchen raised his voice, grabbed the waiter's neck, and said angrily, "It's only five taels for a meal, and it costs five taels. Who are you kidding! The shop is actually worth that much money?!"

"Hey, hello," seeing that An Junchen was about to get someone to beat him, the shopkeeper stomped his feet anxiously, and stepped forward to pull An Junchen away, "You barbarian, do you know that my shop is named "Tianxia" by the emperor himself? No. [-] Golden Pig Shop, there are so many people who come and go every day, just this golden pig, you have to charge you four and a half dollars, and now all the dishes are counted for you, which is cheaper for you, but you still pay for it. Bargain with us!"

"Your Majesty bestowed the name on me, I... oh... I'm so stupid, why don't I know!"

"See, you don't know much, come and have a look!" Pulling An Junchen out of the shop, pointing at the shiny shop sign, the shopkeeper spoke with great vigor.

Holding his eyelids with both hands, An Junchen stood on tiptoe and enlarged his eyes to see that it was really "The Number One Golden Pig Store in the World".

"That's your handwriting."

An Junchen turned his head, looked at Xi Yazhu sadly, held his hand suddenly, and confessed affectionately, "Yazhu, when I visited privately in my incognito, I happened to see a roast suckling pig in front of this shop, and said He said, "This pig is so beautiful, it can be called the best golden pig in the world, so I gave a plaque to that pig, unexpectedly..."

"..."

He lightly let go of his hand, and Xi Yazhu turned to lie to the shopkeeper: "Our silver taels were stolen and we can't pay the bill. If you believe me, you can wait for a few days. We will find a way to get the money together. If you don’t believe me, turn us over to the government office.”

"No! You can't go in. If you want to go in, I have to go in!" An Junchen took his hand down and said anxiously.

Xi Yazhu showed no mercy: "How could you be missing in the matter of entering the government office."

"..." An Junchen took a step forward, stopped his sweetheart behind him, patted his chest and said in a loud voice, "Anyway, I was responsible for this, we can't enter the government office, do you want us to help you with work, or You want us to help you work."

... An Junchen, do you dare to choose more!

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So, they stayed and helped to work, hey, don't look at this shopkeeper being honest, once he showed his true colors, he was a black heart!Once they are asked to work, they really lose everything.Not to mention washing the dishes and cleaning the table, they even have to pour the chamber pot and wash the toilet.

Looking at the stinky chamber pot, Xi Yazhu frowned uncontrollably, and couldn't help but let out a disgusted voice: "It stinks."

"We have to do it, we have no money!" The emperor has been a master for a long time, and he has nothing to do. How chic...

If the coolness is not something spilled from the chamber pot...

Xi Yazhu was always unhappy, and raised her voice again: "Smelly."

"Smelly, then pinch your nose!"

"...I don't want to do it."

"Then wipe!"

"...I'm going to wash the dishes."

Xi Yazhu felt that it was impossible to communicate with the emperor, so he greeted him, then he went into the kitchen, asked a few questions, and began to wash the dishes.

This shop is not big, the kitchen is not far away, it is the toilet, Xi Yazhu's movement in the kitchen can be heard clearly from outside.

Then, with a bang, there was a sound in the kitchen.

An Junchen hurriedly put down the chamber pot in his hand, rushed into the kitchen, squeezed the hand of Xi Yazhu who was squatting on the ground, and asked anxiously: "Yazhu, are you all right?"

... Staring at the dirty hand, Xi Yazhu's face froze.

Don't speak, Mo Fei Yazhu was hit on the head by the bowl, it's terrible!

Yazhu, your mind is fine!Putting his hand on the man's head, An Junchen looked around, and Xi Yazhu smiled "brilliantly".

Cautiously raised his hand, trying to pinch the dirty paw, unexpectedly, his hand tightened, An Junchen pinched his hand again and took a closer look: "Yazhu, you hurt your hand!"

"An, Jun, Chen," Xi Yazhu decided to communicate with An Junchen, "I am in good health, but those dishes are the ones who are sick." He pointed to the dish on the ground that he had smashed.

Looking around, An Junchen's face turned pale with shock, he was terrified, the dishes had been divided into pieces, and he was ready to be saved.

"Hurry up, let's collect his body!"

"... What kind of corpses are you collecting?"

"Destroy the corpse!" An Junchen patted Xi Yazhu's hand and said loudly, "If you put it here, if someone finds out, it will be bad, and you will lose money! If you lose money, it will be troublesome, troublesome Then..."

"Ahem..." A familiar voice interjected between the two of them, and the waiter crossed his arms and stared at the shattered dishes on the ground.

The waiter has been outside all the time, the kitchen is so noisy, he can hear it and come running, explaining...

Silently glanced at An Junchen's mouth, Xi Yazhu roared inwardly.

... An Junchen, do you dare to speak softly, dare you!

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The money for the broken dish was credited to the account of the two of them, Xi Yazhu's complexion became more and more bad, but it was only because of these bowls, they were so slippery that they fell off when touched.

An Junchen didn't dare to yell anymore, he covered his mouth obediently, and silently exited under Xi Yazhu's staring eyes.

Sniff, hey, it seems that just now I covered my mouth with something... That thing, it seems to be...

"vomit--"

He rushed out, moved his mouth and hands up and down, left and right, back and forth, in and out... After washing, there was a bang, and it sounded again.

This time, learn to be good and not yell!

After rushing in, seeing another dish was killed, An Junchen swallowed the roar reluctantly, met Xi Yazhu's innocent gaze, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, Susha is safe."

Xi Yazhu tilted her head: "This dish can run away."

"...Don't be afraid, running is healthier! You can wash it with a dish that won't run."

"Okay." Xi Yazhu smiled, and continued to wash the dishes, while An Junchen went out to work.

result,

Clang.

Rushing in, another bowl was hung up.

"Don't be afraid, Suisui has a future."

"This bowl will move."

"Don't be afraid, it's safer to move. You can use a non-moving spoon to wash."

"it is good."

Then, after less than a stick of incense, there was a bang.

An Junchen ran in like the wind again, closed his eyes and said: "Broken..." There is no more words, then, "It's not a crime to be broken."

"It's not broken," Xi Yazhu pointed to the mess on the ground, "It's their family who moved."

Opening his eyes, An Junchen burst into tears. The whole family really moved. All the pots and pans in the cupboard were moved (dropped) from the cupboard to the floor!

... Yazhu, can you not smash all the porcelain?

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All the utensils were broken, and An Junchen was scolded bloody by the shopkeeper, but he only smiled apologetically, and never revealed his identity from the beginning to the end. Xi Yazhu also knew that he was outside, and someone Staring at him, it's better not to use your identity if you don't use it.

So, the shopkeeper doubled their account again, and didn't let them touch those fragile things, and drove them to wash the toilet and sweep the floor.

However, Xi Yazhu is a broom star, uh no, a broom killer.After a few rustles, the head of the broom broke, and after a few rustles, the handle of the broom disappeared. Looking back, it flew onto the hair bun of the shopkeeper who came over.

Shocked!

Xi Yazhu was assigned to mop the floor again.Wipe, the floor was scratched by him, and then wipe, the floor was wiped out by him.

The waiter in the same store as the shopkeeper stared at Xi Yazhu in horror, and hurriedly respected Xi Yazhu's good tea and vegetables, well, you uncle, don't be so busy, a small shop can't afford it.

Sitting on the stool provided by the shopkeeper, Xi Yazhu tilted his head and said, "Don't you need me to work?"

"No need, no need." The shopkeeper smiled, but secretly pushed Xiao Er, asking him to increase An Junchen's workload.

An Junchen was on the verge of crying. Seeing all the work that he had to do all by himself, all in one day and one night, he just wanted to rush to Xi Yazhu, roll up his sleeves and yell——

"Don't be afraid, I take care of everything!"

He was so busy working until midnight, he thought that Xi Yazhu had already fallen asleep at this time, but unexpectedly there was a creaking sound of the door being pushed open, and when the cold wind was blowing in, Xi Yazhu closed his clothes tightly and came in.

Seeing the man who was so busy that he didn't even have time to say hello, Xi Yazhu felt a little guilty in his heart. If it wasn't for him, An Junchen would not suffer for him.Yao thought that when he was in the palace, he dismissed An Junchen, and he didn't care about An Junchen at all, but when he left the palace, he realized that without An Junchen, he knew nothing and had no precautions Consciousness, I can't even do a little ordinary work well.

Over the years, he has been raised very well.Even after being imprisoned by An Junchen for a year, he still ate and drank well, and An Junchen didn't hurt his body in love affairs.Thinking back carefully, he really owed An Junchen a lot.If An Junchen hadn't spared his life after capturing the imperial city, how could he be where he is today, if it wasn't for An Junchen's company outside the palace, he would have been killed by the robbers before he even arrived at the fief.

Thinking about it carefully, I was actually sweating from shock.

Although this man is sometimes a little serious, he still takes care of himself.

With a second thought, he saw the thin sweat on An Junchen's head, so he pulled up his sleeves and leaned over to wipe off his sweat.

but--

The sleeve was pushed, and An Junchen narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Yazhu, I don't have worms on my face, so don't beat me."

"..." Xi Yazhu withdrew her hand silently, and took another look at An Junchen's thin clothes. Thinking about how easy it is to catch cold after sweating this autumn, she took off her outer clothes and put them on An Junchen's back go.

"Yazhu, I don't think I'm ugly, so don't cover my face!"

Xi Yazhu put on her outer clothes again.

Look, An Junchen is very tired from busy work, so I'd better help him.

Stretching out his hand to a rag, Xi Yazhu wanted to help him wipe the table.

but.

"Yazhu, this rag is worthless, and it's useless to steal it. I'll return to the palace tomorrow, and I'll give you a few silk rags."

Xi Yazhu retracted her hand again.

Seeing An Junchen beat his shoulders and rubbed his back tiredly, he walked behind An Junchen again, raised his hands slightly, and wanted to give An Junchen a massage.

"Yazhu, you hate me, so don't kill me!"

Xi Yazhu put down her hand again, walked in front of An Junchen, met his face, and said solemnly: "I care about you."

care about me? !Does the sun come out from the west today? !

No, no, Yazhu suddenly cared about me, there must be a purpose, think about it just now, she wanted to beat me with the excuse of beating bugs, masked me, wanted to steal something to frame me, and wanted to murder I, oh my God, how much my Ya Zhu hates me!

Hey, no, no, according to the guide to chasing a wife, beating is affection and scolding is love, not beating and not scolding is perversion, Ya Zhu is using an alternative method to show his concern!So it turns out that Ya Zhu has such a heavy taste, so I will let you have a taste of the heavy taste tomorrow, so it is decided!

So, without Xi Yazhu knowing it, An Junchen made a terrifying plan to chase his wife...

The author has something to say: I decided to save Huang Sang's EQ _(:з"∠)_

Thanks to Ali for the grenade ╭（╯3╰）╮Meme