Yarn in the pot

Chapter 20 19

Chu Hu, Shen Motong and Wei Lang stayed in the heaven for more than an hour, that is, after more than 50 years in the human world, they began to return.

Chu Hu first cast a spell to find the current location of Cao Feng's body, and then landed here with Shen Motong and Wei Lang.

They discovered that this location was a cemetery.

It is not surprising that Cao Feng fell asleep so motionless, and others thought he was dead so they buried him.

But what surprised them was that there were a few words on the tombstone: "The tomb of my beloved son Cao Feng."

And there is another tombstone next to it, which simply reads: "Tomb of Cao Xu."

It is self-evident who wrote the word "Aizi".

"........." Chu Hu was speechless for a long time in front of the two tombstones.

He never expected that Cao Xu would use these two words to describe himself!

Did your father shed tears when he buried himself?Are you crying?Or is it a calm face?No matter which one it is, just relying on these two words, all grievances and grievances can be ignored.

And, most importantly, I really am an unfilial son!

"...Brother Cao," Shen Motong saw that Chu Hu's eyes were red, and couldn't help comforting him, "Don't be sad, and don't blame yourself...it's all because of me..."

"...Stop talking, I'm fine." Chu Hu smiled hard, "Okay, you are responsible for digging out Cao Feng's body, I will let this body return to the heaven, and then I will start the next spirit transfer art."

"Well, good." Shen Motong nodded.

Then, Chu Hu changed the two back into modern clothes, and flew back into the sky.

"...Wait!" Shen Motong suddenly remembered something, and shouted to the sky.

However, it was too late.Chu Hu's speed was very fast, so he had already flown to a place where his voice could not be heard.

"...There is no tool like a shovel..." Shen Motong looked at the tombstone with a wry smile, "Dig it by hand?!...It's a wilderness around here, and it doesn't seem like there is a place selling tools...OK Well, well, if you dig it with your hands, you can dig it with your hands... Cao Feng, why is he so inconsiderate?! I'm so mad at me!! When he comes back, I have to scold him!!" He complained, On the one hand, he had no choice but to stretch out his white and delicate fingers, and began to dig the soil.

"Brother Tong..." Wei Lang suddenly said, "Won't your hands hurt?"

"It's no wonder it doesn't hurt!!" Shen Motong replied angrily, "Hurry up and help!"

"...But... I'm afraid of pain..." Wei Lang muttered softly.

"........." Shen Motong was sure that this pig-like teammate would not be able to help him at all, so he could only resign himself to digging desperately, digging desperately—if he didn't rush to finish the spirit transfer technique, If Cao Feng dug it out, would he suffocate to death as soon as he came alive? !Considering all kinds of possibilities, Shen Motong could only speed up, speed up, and speed up as much as possible.

However, his acceleration encountered an unexpected obstacle.

A middle-aged aunt ran over and shouted: "What are you doing?! Tomb robbery?!"

"Stealing you big-headed ghost!" Shen Motong was already in a irritated mood, and he couldn't speak politely. "This man is not dead at all, so I want to dig him out!"

"What are you talking nonsense, you brat?!" The middle-aged aunt put her hands on her hips, "This is a tomb from many years ago, how could it not be dead?!...Hey, no more digging!! Don't bother The peace of the dead!!" As she spoke, she went to tug on Shen Motong.

"...Don't disturb me!!!" Shen Motong threw him away fiercely, and roared, "I tell you!! If you cause him any accident, I will pay for your life!!!"

"Are you crazy?!" The middle-aged aunt also yelled, not to be outdone.

"........." Faced with this fierce conflict, the timid Wei Lang didn't say a word.What's more, like Shen Motong, he wasn't worried about what would happen to Cao Feng. In his eyes, Cao Feng was omnipotent, even if he couldn't dig out his body, he still wouldn't die.

At this time, several figures walked by in the distance.

The middle-aged aunt shouted out in surprise: "It's the village chief! That's right! This year the village chief just happened to come to inspect the cemetery under our village's jurisdiction! I'll go find him to have an opinion with you!" Then, she ran to those people .

"..." Shen Motong really didn't have time to think about the next strategy, so he just continued to dig hard.

After a while, the village chief came over.

"Sir, are you...?" The village chief spoke more politely than the middle-aged aunt.

"I'm mentally ill, okay?!" Shen Motong raised his head angrily, "...!" He was taken aback for a moment, because the legendary village head was not an old man dressed in rustic clothes, But a handsome young man in his 30s!

"Sir, stop digging." The village chief grabbed his hand.His vigor is much stronger than that aunt's, so Shen Motong couldn't get rid of it at all. "Look, your fingers are bleeding."

"...Let me go!!" Shen Motong roared while struggling desperately, "Whether I bleed or not is none of your business?!! I'll say it again!!! The people in the tomb are not dead at all!!! If he dies because of you, I want all of you to die!!!”

"...You said, the people in the tomb are not dead?" The village chief was taken aback.

The middle-aged aunt interrupted: "The village chief, don't listen to his nonsense! I have been taking care of this cemetery for many years. This is an old tomb that existed from the beginning. How can there be no death!"

"But after all, it's a matter of human life, and this gentleman is so serious, I'd rather believe it..." The village head frowned, and said to Shen Motong, "Well, let me help you .I asked the folks to bring some tools, and we all dig together. Digging by hand is not an option for a person like you.”

"...Really?!" Shen Motong didn't expect the village head to be so reasonable, and couldn't help being very pleasantly surprised.

"Of course it is true!" The village head smiled and nodded.

The village head arrived as soon as he said it, and immediately began to contact the nearby villagers.

Everyone gathered firewood with high enthusiasm, everyone worked together, and the progress of digging the grave was much faster than Shen Motong working alone.

Before digging to the bottom, the clod suddenly moved by itself!

"...Ah?!" The villagers were shocked.Although they obeyed the village chief's orders, they did not believe in the resurrection of the dead like the middle-aged aunt in their bones.

Then, a person broke through the ground and shook the mud off his body.

"Brother Cao!!" Shen Motong rushed forward excitedly.

"...Really not dead?!!"

"Can the dead be resurrected?!"

"Wow!! In my whole life, this is the first time I have seen such a miraculous thing!!"

"...What happened?" Cao Feng looked suspiciously at the scene surrounded by a group of people, "...Why did you invite so many people?"

"You still have the nerve to say it!!!" Shen Motong punched him hard, "If you tell me to dig, don't you give me tools!!! How long will I be digging with my hands!!!"

"...Ah!" Cao Feng finally came to his senses, "...I'm sorry, I was so confused when I saw Dad's tomb just now, I didn't think about it so much..."

Shen Motong couldn't help throwing himself into Cao Feng's arms and choked up, "I'm afraid that digging too slowly will kill you... It really scared me to death..."

"...Oh, little fool, how could you kill me?" Cao Feng stroked his back and said softly, "Who am I, Cao Feng? Even if you didn't dig at all when I came out, I would You can also break out of the ground by yourself immediately!"

"That's right!" Wei Lang, who had been silent for a long time, interrupted, "Brother Feng is so powerful, so he won't die!"

"...Why didn't you say it earlier?!" Shen Motong was so angry that he pushed Cao Feng away, "Then you still ask me to dig?! What do you mean?! You deliberately see that my joke is Bar?!!"

"...Uh..." Cao Feng seldom faced such a violent Shen Motong, and was a little at a loss for a while, "...It takes a little effort to push the soil away, I just want to save some trouble..."

"To save trouble?! You just want to save trouble?!" Shen Motong became even angrier when he heard the words, staring at Cao Feng's eyes as if they were about to burst into flames, "Look at what my hands have become?!! You just In order to save energy and kill me like this?!"

"........." Now Cao Feng really didn't know how to comfort Shen Motong, so he had to carefully and gently pick up his swollen fingers, and caress gently with distress.

"That..." Fortunately, the village chief rescued him from the dire situation, "Anyway, as long as he is fine."

"Yes, yes!" Cao Feng quickly echoed, "It looks like you are their leader? Anyway, thank you very much."

"No thanks, no thanks, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, haha!" The village chief smiled heartily, "My name is Liang Hongjian, and I'm the village chief of a nearby village... this Mr. who 'resurrected from the dead', please Let me take a wild guess...are you a robot?"

"...Robot?" Cao Feng, Shen Motong, and Wei Lang were all taken aback.

Liang Hongjian said with a smile: "According to my superficial knowledge, there are only two situations for this kind of thing. One is medical cryosurgery. But cryosurgery must also put the body in a place where it can breathe freely. Then, only anthropomorphic This is the case with robots."

"Well, you're so smart!" Cao Feng replied ahead of Shen Motong and Wei Lang, "I'm a robot!" Because he didn't want to explain gods and such to these ignorant mortals in detail.

"Sure enough!" Liang Hongjian suddenly realized, "Let me just say that only an anthropomorphic robot can wake up at a certain time set at the factory no matter how long the body has been asleep... However, I heard from Sister Hua that this is not the case. It’s an old tomb from decades ago, and it’s quite interesting that your master made the setting that it will be put into operation after decades.”

"...haha..." Cao Feng could only smile perfunctorily.

"The so-called anthropomorphic robot..." Shen Motong, who was very curious, was finally diverted from his angry state, and asked another hundred thousand questions, "Does it mean a robot that looks exactly like a real person?"

"...Huh? Don't you know that he is a robot?" Liang Hongjian was a little surprised, "...I thought this concept had been popularized...Indeed, an anthropomorphic robot is a robot whose appearance and function are almost identical to a real person. Looking at many people walking past on the road now, you can’t tell which one is a human and which one is a robot.”

"..." Shen Motong once again deeply realized the passage of time caused by the trip to the Heavenly Court—such a high-tech thing has become popular? !He looked around at the villagers, "...Then, are there robots among them?"

"Oh, that's not true." Liang Hongjian smiled and shook his head, "This is just a relatively remote mountain village, not as developed as the city... Now there is only one anthropomorphic robot in the village, that is..."

"Hong Jian!" At this moment, a handsome man in his 30s ran over.

"Xunxiao, are you here?" Liang Hongjian's eyes seemed to be filled with love for an instant, and he pointed at Cao Feng, "Look! This is the person I told you about!"

"Oh!" The handsome man looked Cao Feng up and down, "Hi, my name is Mu Xunxiao, and I am the party secretary of this village."

"... Party committee... secretary?" Cao Feng was taken aback.Doesn't this position no longer exist? "...what is the political form of this country now?"

"Socialism has been restored now!" Mu Xunxiao said with a smile, "It really looks like it has been sleeping for many years."

"...Then..." Cao Feng asked again, "Who is the current Supreme Head of State?"

"This..." Mu Xunxiao seemed a little speechless.

Liang Hongjian smiled and answered for him: "You may be shocked if you say it. The person in front of you is the son of President Mu Shi!"

"...I want you to talk too much." Mu Xunxiao gave Liang Hongjian a white look.

"........." Even Cao Feng felt a sense of vicissitudes at this time.

"...the son of the president of the country, who is a village official in a remote mountain village?" Shen Motong's focus was elsewhere.

Mu Xunxiao said with a smile: "My dad doesn't engage in the cronyism of the Cao family before, and besides, it's all my own choice... By the way, Xiaoji!" He waved at another man beside him, " Come and meet your kind!"

"Hmm! It's hard to find a similar person here!" The robot called "Xiaoji" rushed up and hugged Cao Feng tightly, "We will be good friends from now on!! Hehe!! Xiaoji is so happy Yah!!! It's so comfortable to hold it!! Knead, rub, rub..."

"........." Cao Feng and Shen Motong petrified at the same time.