1novels Chapter 28 For you, I'm willing to play the God of Zero!
Chapter 28 For you, I'm willing to play the God of Zero!
He's incredibly handsome.
This was the unanimous assessment of the mysterious man by everyone present.
Whether it's looks, outfit, or the aura he exudes, this mysterious man completely outshone Chen Chen.
And this seems to mean that—
"Chen Chen, are you finished?"
Yan Yiyan secretly leaned close to Chen Chen's ear, finding it hard to believe that those soft, warm lips, shaped like a 36-degree Celsius, uttered such icy words, as cold as minus forty or fifty degrees Celsius.
Chen Chen stood there stunned for a while, then suddenly raised his hand.
"What kind of boyfriend am I? Turns out he's a sissy!"
To be honest, it's a bit clownish.
"Uh?" Upon hearing this, the mysterious man scratched his head, coughed twice, and cleared his throat.
When Cheng Xiuxiu mentioned her voice, she remembered this incident and decided to take this opportunity to try it out.
Seamless voice changer, start!
"̸̶̶̢̛̛̺͉͉̺͇͈͉̍̐̄̿͗̑̄Thiś̷̴̴̢̺͎͇̺́̄̎̑̿̆Like̸̡̨̨̛͇͇͇͗̆̎̎̆͘Stilļ̶̛̹̻͇̺̼̀̑̑̍͒͗͘Mother̶̡̨̨͎͈̼͈̻" "A strange, unusual sound suddenly came from the handsome man's mouth."
Everyone was completely dumbfounded. What the hell was this commotion?
"̸̢̡̡̛͍͉͇͈́̑̅̅̿̎不̸̴̧͎̼̻͈̀̍̅̅̄͗͘̕…̵̵̵̹͉͓͓͎́̀̑̅̿̍̑…̸̴̨̡͓̺͉͍̀͒͒̐̎̿̕不̨̢̢͓͎̼̹͎́̐̑̆̎̍̕好" ̶̧̨̛̼̻͍̹̼́̆̍̅̄̍意̷̶̵̨̡͍̼͈͎́̑̄̿̅͗思̸̴̴̢̢͉͇̺͇͒̑̿͒̑̕，̸̵̶̢͎̺͎͍́̆͗̎̐̐̕我̨̡̺̹͎͈͈́̐̆̅͒̅̕͘嗓͇̼ ̷̶̵̡̧͎͓̀̄̍̿͒͗子̴̨̨̛̛͓͉̻͎͓͒̑̑̄̎有̸̶̡̡̧͈̼͉͓̀̆̄̆̅͒点̶̶̺̼͈͈͓̀̀̎͒̆̄̅͘儿̶̴̨̨̻̺̼̻͇̑̄̄̎̅̕不͉͈͇ "It's comfortable, just a little while..."
Oh no, I don't really know how to use it yet, and I've messed things up.
Lin Jianlu coughed several times, trying to find a suitable tone of voice.
A few seconds later, she suddenly looked up:
"If you don't understand, just ask! Is that what you call sissy?!"
His voice was incredibly deep and powerful; he was a man among men!
Cheng Xiuxiu's face showed a mixture of surprise and bewilderment.
The other three were astonished.
Chen Chen's heart was shattered into pieces.
Although the voice was strange, there was no doubt that he had suffered a crushing defeat at this moment.
[The battle against puppy love has ended in victory! Momentum +1, everyone's opinion of you has improved!]
On the suddenly appearing "Battle Against Early Romance" plan panel, Lin Jianlu's attributes are as follows:
[The Proponent of the Early Romance Battle (Mother): Lin Jianlu]
[Maternal Love Rating: -5]
Strictness: 3
[Momentum Value: 1]
Record: 1 wins, 0 losses
Lin Jianlu glanced at the panel. The rules were quite simple: her aura value affected how others perceived her, and the higher it was, the more people liked her. Her maternal love and strictness values, however, would grant her random rewards for every ten-fold increase.
After the light, which only Lin Jianlu could see, flashed by, she suddenly felt the person next to her light up and look at her with even more fervor!
"What's your name? I'd like to get to know you."
"Can we add each other on WeChat? I'd like to invite you to play board games together."
"I believe that when buying badges with you, the female shopkeeper will offer a discount of about 50%."
"No, no! This is my boyfriend, you're not allowed to get any closer!"
Logically speaking, one should be very happy when their popularity suddenly skyrockets, thinking they are about to become a big star.
But Lin Jianlu, surrounded by the crowd, was extremely anxious.
Because he saw that as the crowd approached her, Chen Chen, who remained in place, was experiencing a visible decline in his mental health.
41/100
39/100
37/100
35/100
33/100
……
In just a few seconds, Chen Chen's mental health score had dropped so much as his body slowly hunched over. His confidence and pride were completely overshadowed by the radiance emanating from the mysterious man in front of him. He looked like he had lost exceptionally badly and utterly.
But this is clearly a lose-lose situation!
As his mental health score rapidly declined, a red exclamation mark even appeared on Chen Chen's body in Lin Jianlu's filter.
This was both a reminder and a warning; she felt as if she was about to trigger another mission.
Sure enough, the next second—
[Urgent Mission 4: Your actions have deeply hurt your son. His mental health has plummeted to near zero. Do you still deserve to be a good mother? Use whatever means necessary to immediately restore his mental health. Reward: You will take responsibility for your mistakes. This mission has no reward, but there is a risk of punishment!]
Damn it! I want to prevent him from dating too early, but I also don't want to hurt his feelings. I'm stuck on both ends!
But there was no time to complain about the system, because Chen Chen's mental health value was still dropping. Lin Jianlu was very worried that if she didn't take action soon, Chen Chen's mental health would plummet to an all-time low.
"That!" the mysterious man suddenly exclaimed!
The chattering crowd around him froze in shock.
"What's wrong, handsome?"
But the mysterious man did not answer the crowd's questions; instead, he walked straight toward Chen Chen, who was already bent over.
"You look very sad. What's bothering you?"
Logically speaking, such meaningless nonsense shouldn't be said, but Lin Jianlu has played so many male roles that she unconsciously speaks like this when she's acting. Her voice is oily and greasy, and when paired with a super masculine voice that she somehow managed to produce, it always gives people an extremely subtle sense of incongruity.
When Chen Chen saw him coming, he took half a step back. With his confidence severely damaged, he was completely flustered!
Immediately, the handsome and gentle mysterious man reached out and grabbed his arm.
"Don't back down, nobody hates you."
"Damn it!" Lin Jianlu cursed herself inwardly for saying such rubbish, but her inescapable professional habit made her continue her thunderous speech.
"Really, I care about you a lot. I really want to know what you're thinking. Please don't be so sad, okay? Seeing you like this makes me sad too..."
Yes, she would be sad. She really didn't want to accept those punishments that defied the heavens, but why did it feel so strange to tell him?
However, as Chen Chen felt the mysterious man's overwhelming handsomeness, his inferiority complex intensified, and for a moment, he even wanted to escape!
The mysterious, gentle man quickly noticed his intention and hurriedly grabbed his arm!
"Don't go! I won't be able to stand it if you leave!"
Yeah, damn it, Chen Chen's mental health score has dropped to 13 and is rapidly heading towards single digits! She even suspects that the system's punishment will come at any moment, and she really can't take it!
But such words had no effect on Chen Chen; in fact, they made him appear even more humble.
Am I doomed? Am I really going to get criticized by the police for being an unfit mother?
Lin Jianlu looked at her mental health score, which was about to drop to 10, closed her eyes, and sighed sadly.
It seems I have no choice but to resort to that tactic...
She suddenly leaned close to Chen Chen's ear, her voice still that of a masculine man, but now it was deep and tender:
"For you, I'd be willing to play the role of a god!"