1novels Chapter 11: You can't see any of this!
Chapter 11: You can't see any of this!
"Wow, who's that?"
"Shen Jian, this illiterate guy who's recently become quite popular on live streams, I never expected him to have such a witty remark!"
"Hahaha, eight hundred it is, but they want young people, that's outrageous."
"There aren't many people that Lao Xue would call crazy."
"Holy crap, that's hilarious."
Shen Jian finished speaking.
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Nobody expected anyone to make a meme here.
The key effect is quite explosive.
To be honest, if we put aside the fact that he's a celebrity, and just focus on the funniest moment of the whole event, this is probably the one.
Xue Zhiqian seemed to be calling Shen Jian a lunatic.
But in reality, in this context, it's a phrase that highlights his humor.
Originally, Shen Jian's shot was only supposed to last a few seconds.
But they deliberately dragged it out for a full minute, waiting until everyone was tired of laughing before switching.
Wang Han suppressed a laugh and said:
"Hey, hey, this is supposed to be a wholesome variety show, don't go off-topic."
Liu Wei: "Yes, yes, let's quickly get back to history and have some educational moments."
Shen Mengchen looked completely innocent: "Wait a minute, what are you all talking about? Why don't I get your jokes?"
Da Zhangwei stood up and comforted him, "Alright, alright, it's a man's business, women shouldn't meddle!"
Shen Mengchen: "..."
"Hahaha!"
"Hilarious!"
At this point, starting with the joke Shen Jian made, the guests seemed to have found a breakthrough, and a flood of funny jokes ensued.
But I thought that was the end of it.
Yang Di stood up and turned her attention back to Shen Jian.
Perhaps realizing she had stolen his line, she deliberately walked up to Shen Jian and called on him again:
"Wait! Young man, I have a question. We talk about 800, which is the fighting strength of the ancients. What is your 800?"
Shen Jian replied calmly, "Oh, purchasing power."
[One more hilarious joke]
Yang Di was stunned for a moment, then couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
"Pfft...you're really something!"
"That's enough!"
Xue Zhiqian came over and forcibly separated the two: "Are you two crazy?! When will this end?! Hahaha."
"What the hell is this purchasing power!"
"Wow, that's hilarious!"
"If this episode airs, this guy is going to be a sensation."
"He was already famous; have you ever read any inspirational novels about illiterate people?"
"Really? Is being illiterate such a quirk?"
Just as the guests and audience burst out laughing.
Lin Youyou and the others outside the venue had only just come to their senses.
It's a bit unbelievable that Shen Jian was able to handle this accident so cleverly and humorously.
But for some reason, it also felt very reasonable.
That's definitely the style of this lunatic.
Moreover, what he said from beginning to end had nothing to do with history and did not involve academic performance at all.
"Youyou, he... seems to have passed?" Zhang Shan said.
Li Si clapped excitedly, "My God, Shen Jian is amazing! Did you see that? How many shots did he get? And he interacted with Xue Zhiqian and the others for so long! His on-screen performance is much better than we expected."
"Yes, we've made a fortune this time!" Lin Youyou nodded excitedly, quickly picked up her phone, and deleted the voice message she had just sent to Yang Tianzhen.
She had already thought there was little chance of success and wanted to give an advance notice so she could make her next plans.
The situation changed as a result.
Ding-dong, WeChat notification.
[Yang Tianzhen: Why did you retract it? I heard everything, so what's going on now? Did you skip Shen Jian, or is this guy just awkwardly stuck in place?]
Lin Youyou quickly replied:
[Lin Youyou: No, Mr. Yang, he performed exceptionally well!]
[Yang Tianzhen: Super good? How good?]
[Lin Youyou: This episode might even go viral after it airs.]
[Yang Tianzhen: Really? What did he say?]
[Lin Youyou: He said, "Eight hundred it is, I want a young one."]
[Yang Tianzhen: (⊙-⊙)？]
...
"Alright everyone, that concludes this episode of Mercury Intelligence Agency. Thank you to SPK for their exclusive sponsorship of Sirun Milk Whitening Cream, and thank you to Mengniu Yogurt Drink for sponsoring the broadcast with their delicious and nutritious flavor. Also, special thanks to Guojiao Yulong, the 100% Natural Oxygen Bar Tea, for their generous support. See you next time!"
Two hours later.
The recording of the variety show is finally coming to an end.
After host Wang Han finished his announcement.
Recording has officially ended.
The surrounding lights changed, and the camera positions began to be withdrawn one after another.
Many people breathed a sigh of relief, saying that being the atmosphere-maker the whole time was really tiring.
On the other hand, the big-name guests are the ones who leave first.
However, before leaving, Xue Zhiqian came up to Shen Jian again and said, "Hey, not bad, I didn't expect that joke of yours."
"That's really good, young man. You have comedic potential. You're making me feel threatened! Also, sorry about earlier, I got a little carried away."
Yang Di also came over to joke around and pointed out his mistake.
"Hey, you're joking, senior. It's nothing serious, don't worry about it."
Shen Jian is not a person without vision.
And even if people don't say anything, nothing will happen.
"Haha, I hope you continue to be crazy. I'm rooting for you. Yang Tianzhen actually found a weirdo. She's really something."
Xue Zhiqian laughed and changed the subject, pulling Yang Di away from the scene.
But then she secretly turned around and gave Shen Jian a thumbs up.
It's obvious that he was aware of the mistake in the lines he had just recorded.
So this is a compliment to Shen Jian for not taking things personally.
This series of interactions was quite unusual in the eyes of those around them.
Those who haven't seen the script naturally won't understand what's going on.
All I know is that even after the variety show ended, Xue Zhiqian and Yang Di came over to say hello to him, and even turned back to give him a thumbs up after they left.
No, is someone with 800 purchasing power really that respectable?
As for?
Or is this guy a mysterious resource expert?
But just a few months ago, this guy was livestreaming himself doing social dances in his village.
He's completely illiterate, what kind of background could he possibly have?
"Damn, I have to take a picture of this, I'm so envious!"
"What's his relationship with Lao Xue?"
"Who knows?"
"Alright, stop thinking about it, let's go, time to clock out!"
The crowd dispersed.
...
Shen Jian followed Lin Youyou out of the building.
Get on the bus and return.
It was already past nine o'clock at night, but none of them seemed tired; on the contrary, they were excited all the way.
Zhang Shan and Li Si chatted happily for a long time.
Shen Jian looked at Lin Youyou with confusion and asked, "Why are you so happy?"
Lin Youyou patted Shen Jian on the shoulder and said with satisfaction, "You did a great job today. It'll definitely be a hit when it airs next week."
At that time, there is a high probability that I will be able to get a long-term contract with the company, or even a 'B-level resource contract'.
"And if you can sign, we'll get a bonus, so of course we're happy."
Shen understood immediately; it turned out the money was coming soon, no wonder he was happy.
"Then I won't sign."
"You dare!"
"You'll see if I dare."
Lin Youyou's pigtails stood on end in anger: "Shen Jian!"
Shen Jian smiled and said, "Alright, alright, I was just teasing you guys. Getting a resource contract from Yixin is also my goal, okay?"
"Hmph, that's more like it." Lin Youyou smiled. "By the way, did you really study when you went back?"
Otherwise, how could you have caught it so smoothly today? We were all incredibly nervous offstage.
What do you think?
Shen Jian looked serious and emotional:
"I still remember you once said... to go back to reading, to study history, to adjust my mindset, and to be a positive role model. I remember every word you said."
"You..." Lin Youyou was about to be moved.
"Perhaps in your eyes I am illiterate and uneducated... but you can't see my efforts, none of you can see them, and of course, I've never done them."
Lin Youyou: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Li Si: "..."
Semir: "..."
Driver: "6".
[One more hilarious joke]
Everyone was speechless.
You're insane!