My wife is a witch princess

Chapter 14 This student, please pay attention to hygiene.

Song Che had no idea what this guy was thinking. Xia Li had taken a toothbrush, a tube of toothpaste, a cup, two towels, a pair of socks, and a comb.

They all share two common characteristics.

First, it's inexpensive; second, it has an overall purplish hue.

Each time she picked up an item, she would ask herself what she thought of it and whether she could buy it. Only after she agreed would she put it in the cart. Then she would glance at the broom with concern. After putting down one item, her mind would go blank for a moment. She would then pick up another item. Although her face was still stern, her attitude had improved considerably.

Especially since she didn't say anything strange anymore, Song Che was slightly relieved. With a little effort, the witch could still evolve into a monkey.

The procurement of general daily necessities is basically complete. The next step is a "challenge": women's daily necessities.

Song Che had never understood how to use this thing, what size, type, or material to buy. It seemed there were nighttime and daytime versions too… It was completely a blind spot for him, so even Ultraman wouldn't be able to buy it correctly.

Song Che and Xia Li pushed the stroller over, staring at each other. He stood there for a long time, unable to come up with a suitable opening line, while Xia Li, as always, remained expressionless, pretending to be a blank-minded person.

The atmosphere was so tense it was almost palpable.

"...I have a question for you." Song Che spoke slowly, his tone dry, "You...do you use magic to take care of yourself when you have your period?"

"……Um?"

"It's like a woman's menstrual cycle, where she might experience lower abdominal discomfort or mood swings on a certain day or a few days each month. Is it made of linen?" Song Che rubbed his temples, forcing a smile. "...Regarding size or...type, do you have any requirements?"

After asking the question, he wanted to bite his tongue. Is it okay to ask this kind of question directly?

"……oh."

Xia Li felt he was exaggerating. Her emotions were usually stable. Xia Li looked up at the row of packages. She didn't understand the sizes and types. Usually, they were a combination of linen and cleansing spells. Now that the magic was gone, she wasn't sure. She couldn't understand these packages.

Thinking...

Xia Li is a stubborn person; if she can't figure something out, she'll keep thinking about it. Song Che was left out, and the awkwardness continued to escalate. Song Che unilaterally wanted to escape this women's products section. Buying big or small... it shouldn't be a big problem, right?

Just as embarrassment was about to overwhelm Song Che, a saleswoman in uniform walked over at the right time. She smiled and said, "Do you two need any help? Would you like to buy sanitary napkins or tampons? We have promotional items and new releases."

Savior!

Song Che felt tears welling up inside him. He quickly took two steps back to make room for her, and gestured with his eyes, "It's up to you now."

The sales assistant nodded in understanding and enthusiastically introduced the products, "Is this your first time choosing on your own, little sister? Judging from your appearance, you need to prepare some for both day and night use. This one has a pure cotton surface, which is more skin-friendly, and that one is ultra-thin and breathable. There are some other cheaper ones, but I don't recommend choosing them, as the fabric is of lower quality and not good for the skin. As for the size, don't worry at all, most sizes will fit..."

Xia Li listened very attentively, nodding occasionally in agreement. After the sales assistant finished speaking, she reached out and selected a purple-packaged day and night combo set from the shelf, which was on sale for a low price and in large quantities.

Then, she did something that petrified Song Che and froze the saleswoman's smile—she handed the pack of sanitary napkins directly to Song Che and asked in the exact same calm tone she used when asking to buy a toothbrush and towel, "Do you like this? Can you buy it for me?"

The air suddenly became quiet.

Song Che: "I...I..."

He opened his mouth, feeling the blood rush to his head. After living for decades, this was the first time he stammered and couldn't speak. He felt so dizzy that he wanted to hang himself with a noodle.

Xia Li! Why don't you just kill me with magic? Don't ask me questions like that!!

The sales assistant looked on with suspicion, her gaze shifting back and forth between Song Che and Xia Li. A subtle hint of disdain crept into her professional smile. After reassessing the way the "young couple" interacted, she chose to "respect" them, but she didn't understand.

She gave a meaningful wink and offered her advice with a hint of seriousness, "Excuse me... sir, women's sanitary products are for health, preventing illness, and facilitating daily activities; they have no other use. Of course, I understand if you like them, but I suggest you buy them over there..."

The sales assistant pointed to the shopping area across the street, which was a women's clothing store. Women were coming and going, and occasionally a man would accompany them, but they all had expressionless faces. It was obvious that they were all pretending.

"Actually... I don't have any special fetishes..."

Song Che tried to explain that it was all a misunderstanding, and that Xia Li was just speaking without thinking and without considering the situation.

"Yes, I understand, sir. I respect all your ideas."

"Really, she didn't mean anything by it. She just didn't really know and wanted to ask if I could buy it... Okay, I don't really know either, but... it's like buying a towel or a toothbrush, you know, you check out the quality and see if it's suitable."

"Yes, sir, I understand you, but you need to pay attention to hygiene. Generally speaking, sanitary napkins only have a practical function. I haven't found any other uses for them yet. Hygiene is the most important thing for girls."

The sales assistant smiled again and made room for Song Che to go to the small clothes section, but Song Che could clearly see the subtle hint of disdain in her eyes.

You don't understand anything. Go and reflect on your own.

It's truly a river of sorrow flowing backwards...

Song Che's expression became as clear and aloof as Xia Li's. He pushed the cart and 'calmly' picked out four purple-packaged packs, pretending to read the instructions. The instructions were short, but Song Che didn't read a single word; he only focused on the type of product.

For daytime use, nighttime use, regular use, and leak prevention.

Since size isn't an issue, let's buy everything at once. Next time, we'll definitely buy online. This was purely accidental; Xia Li tricked me. That little girl is so wicked!

Pushing the shopping cart away, Song Che didn't dare look back even once. Right now, his mind was filled with the saleswoman's subtle disdain, and the mocking expressions she and her girlfriends would give him after get off work.

Song Che clenched his fingers and said in a low voice, "Your Highness Xia Li, when we go to buy some clothes later, just pick what you like. You don't need to ask me if I like it or not. As long as you like it, I'll buy it for you."

"……good."

Xia Li found Song Che very strange. She had emphasized many times when buying brooms that she should ask him before buying anything, and that she shouldn't buy anything if he didn't like it, even if she washed the dishes or clothes herself. But now she was saying that she could buy anything as long as she liked it.

Xia Li was unsure and didn't understand whether Song Che would allow her to buy whatever she wanted. The best way was to take it to Song Che for a look, and only buy it if it wasn't the type he disliked.

After passing the daily necessities section, a wide array of small clothes were displayed in the exhibition area.

Song Che's face tightened even more. Although it was just a small piece of clothing, as a man, his damn brain was out of control, especially with Xia Li by his side. His mind was filled with what Xia Li would look like wearing it.

I am a gentleman, and a gentleman judges by actions, not intentions. If I think about it and don't take action, it shouldn't be illegal.

Song Che's expression was unusually calm. He turned around, preparing to have Xia Li buy a few things to quickly resolve the battle.

"Xia Li, you..."

Xia Li, are you frozen in place?

The witch was stunned.