1novels Chapter 999 Idol Performance
Chapter 999 Idol Performance
After she finished complaining, Manna decided to speed up and finish this shit, so that she could go back to her room as soon as possible to catch up on sleep.
"Well, let me choose this time..." Manna looked at the remaining three avatars, and finally chose a girl with a cat head, "That's her~! This one seems pretty reliable, after all It's a lotus seed of the cat family, even if it's a bit exaggerated, it's still passable."
"I don't think so, but it's up to you." Feier looked at Manna and shook her head.
After a while, a black-haired girl with cat ears walked in.As far as appearance is concerned, it is very normal, women's blue and white striped overalls, black boots.The facial features are exquisite, if you go to an idol performance, you should attract a lot of fans.Manna waited for her to walk in, only to find that the girl had two extra large double ponytails.
(Well, sure enough, the floating lotus seeds on Mao Mao's head are much more normal.) Manna said in admiration.
"Support Team of the Seventh Company, No. [-] Heavy Armor of the Heavy Destroyer Team, Private First Class Paulette Skell is here to report!" The black-haired girl gave a standard royal salute.
Now, even Feier nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Sit down, Private First Class Paulette."
After the girl sat down, Manna and Feier asked her a lot of professional questions, and Paulette's reply was quick and standard. In addition, she is the most gentlemanly person at present, and the two interviewers are very satisfied. up.
Just when Manna was about to open her mouth to agree to her joining the group, Fei Er found a record of serious violations in Paulette's personal records.
This aroused Fei Er's vigilance, and he greeted Manna, and the two began to check Paulette's personal detailed records.
"Hey, Private First Class Paulette! How can there be a serious violation record of killing three alien civilians in your personal record!" Manna looked at the cat-headed girl in front of her with stern eyes.
According to the records, the level of civilization on that planet is similar to that on which Manna is currently on duty, and even the aborigines on that planet are similar to ordinary humans.It belongs to the primary civilization that has not officially entered the universe, and is treated by the war group as a high-quality potential civilization star system that can be contacted.However, Paulette actually killed the three sons of the highest local ruler, which led to the severance of diplomatic relations between the planet and the war group and even the entire alliance. After losing the heir, the ruler was quickly assassinated by the local careerists, and the entire planet became turbulent disturbed.
"Answer us! Private First Class Paulette, the record shows that you released a special chemical agent that killed three men and poisoned dozens of others, half of whom were not rescued afterwards. The entire record is vague , can I trouble you to explain clearly?!" Fei Er looked at the cat-headed girl seriously.
Polette showed a bitter face and replied helplessly: "Bosses, that planet is defined as a vacation planet that can be contacted. At that time, I was just going on vacation, but I didn't expect to be targeted by those three people. They invited me to play in the private room, I passed, but I didn't expect that they would drug me in the drink, they wanted to rape me..."
"Hey?!" Manna apologized, and said uncomfortably, "Uh, Paulette, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to encounter such a thing, please..."
"No wonder the record is so blurry... Well, even though the other party is bad, you can't kill people? Did you use the lynching without notifying the superiors?" Although he sympathized with the other party's experience, Fei Er still felt overwhelmed by the extreme measures. I don't quite agree.
"Uh?~" Paulette showed embarrassment, and quickly explained: "Oh, two officers, I didn't get caught by that... no..."
"Huh? You weren't raped?! Then why do you want to kill people? You still use chemical poisons. It's too cruel."
"Ahaha~~ That was an accident, an accident..." Paulette lowered her head.
"Private class! We're talking about dozens of lives and decades of broken diplomatic relations! It's all because of you! Although the local natives did intend to hurt you, they didn't succeed Under such circumstances, you still cruelly poisoned them! You even said in front of us that this was just an accident~!? Watch your words, recruits!" Fei Er reprimanded angrily.
"Boss, it was really just an accident!" Paulette said anxiously, "I ate a lot of food and drank a lot of drinks before that. They drugged me again, which made me unable to hold back." ...I couldn't hold back and just..."
"That's all? Don't be mother-in-law! Make it clear!"
"Just fart..." Paulette blushed.
"Ah??!!" Manna was a little dumbfounded, "Are you kidding us?! Tell me again, what did you do?!"
"Sir, I really farted..." "Okay, you can get out, pack your things and go back!"
"Sir!" This time, the black-haired girl was completely anxious, stood up, and said loudly: "This is true, I just farted, and then they all died. I didn't expect that my unrestrained fart would Killing! I didn't mean it!"
"What the hell are you talking about, your farts can kill people? We don't have this kind of cat lotus seed, so get out of here before I get mad!" Manna slapped the table twice.
"But, I'm a skunk lotus seed?"
"I'm holding you~~ 噫?! Are you actually a skunk?" Only then did Manna realize that the long black hair of this cat was mixed with a less obvious silver color.
"That's right, but I'm quite surprised that the sir is actually a cat family, Fulianzi. I thought you were a little panda, Fulianzi!"
"My mother is a skunk! Well, forget it, it's not important, hey, even if you were a skunk lotus seed, you wouldn't smell so bad, would you?!"
"That... Uh, Fran# said that I am a relatively rare special individual, and the medicine they gave activated my special physique... so... this is really an accident... and... sir, My stomach is not feeling well... I can't bear it anymore..."
"Then get out, get out!!!" Manna roared.
The skunk Floating Lotus Zi hurriedly ran out with its tail between its legs, making the two people in the room put their hearts down.
"Fei'er, I'm sure, I'm very sure, the bastard from the personnel department is going to kill us!" Manna said angrily.
"Tsk, I also have to wonder if we have offended someone. The thing this guy did may seem trivial, but the impact is bad. Decades of diplomatic achievements were ruined by the stinky fart caused by a cup of fortified drink. This is worth more than a dozen meals for Commander Jun and the local leaders. They actually stuffed this kind of talent in here~ Hey, Manna, let’s go to the next one!"
Manna looked at the remaining two head portraits, a little hesitant. One looked like a normal girl, but she no longer believed in appearance after being cheated three times.Looking at the other one, she looked like a fallen girl, with deep dark circles under her eyes, a thin face, dull eyes, and short blue hair with a bit of split ends.
"That's her!" "Huh? Manna, this looks terrible, well, forget it, anyway, I will see you sooner or later, so I can see her first."
After a while, the blue-haired girl walked in. To be honest, the first impression was bad enough.
The dark circles under the eyes as in the video, the short blue hair is more messy, the skin is gray and dry, plus a dirty white suit, and a pair of slippers that are not the same on the left and right, it can be said to be an exaggerated image of a drug addict .
"Pharmacist Duofang Daoqili, come here to report~~ah~~~" Before the introduction was finished, the girl yawned, and Manna basically confirmed that this guy is not just what he looks like, but a real addiction Gentleman.
"Soldier, pay attention to your image!" Fei Er was a little angry, she hated this kind of people who have no self-control.
"Sorry, sir," the girl panicked and took out a spray from the inner pocket of her jacket, opened her mouth, and sprayed some purple gas into it. In an instant, her whole temperament changed, from Lazy junkie reverted to normal looking gentleman.
"Pharmacist Duofang Daoqili, come and report!!!" "Don't worry about it, it's late!"
Manna was a little speechless, although she didn't have much hope for this person, but the degree of depravity of this guy is simply ruining the three views!She was about to let the addict go away, but Fei Er stopped Manna by the side.
Fei Er asked: "Soldier, are you a pharmacist? What you sprayed into your mouth just now was terrazine? Why did you take this thing? You should know that terrazine is extremely addictive, right?!"
"For the dream, sir." Duofang replied with some disappointment.
"Damn it, it's the first time I've seen someone who thinks of getting high as a dream." Manna couldn't help complaining.
Fei Er turned on his personal terminal with a solemn face, and began to search for the detailed information of the members of the war group.
"Well, you are a dolphin lotus seed?!" Fei Er was a little surprised.
"Yes, sir."
"Oh, then you took this medicine to strengthen your spiritual power?"
"No, sir, I'm taking terrazine to gain psychic power!"
"!!" "!!???"
"What?" Manna was startled, and she exclaimed, "Aren't you a dolphin lotus seed? Why don't you know psychic power?"
Duofang looked pained, and slowly talked about her past: "Sirs, unfortunately, I really don't know psionics. I have been better than others since I was a child, whether it is reading or sports, I have always I was at the forefront. But fate made a big joke on me. As a dolphin lotus seed, I have no spiritual power! I tried everything, but it didn’t work! It didn’t work! I became the only one who didn’t Psychic dolphin floating lotus seed! The concern and attention from the outside world makes me unbearable, so I have to try some restraint methods, but...even so...also...uh..."
"Poor man, it is true that the Venerable 'Myriad Hermits' did obtain psychic powers after taking terrazine, but in fact, he is only a special case among the few. Even if you are the head of the king, you are not Was it really worth it to take this risk for this purpose?!" Fei Er's eyes showed a trace of pity.