Yin Yang ferry

Chapter 165

He Shu wanted to go out to find Fengfeng, but was stopped by Guanghan.

"It's not a three-year-old child, it will come back naturally when it wants to come back."

He Shu: ...But it is sometimes more immature than a three-year-old child.

Guanghan: "Although these papers are lifelike, they are not alive after all. After they go in, they cannot eat anything."

He Shu patted his head.

"Why did I forget about this, and you didn't remind me! Once it eats, if it can't eat, it will be worse than death. No wonder it ran away when it got angry."

Guanghan: "It's good to run away, and enjoy the world of two people for a few more days."

When he said "a world for two", his tone was so calm, as if he was talking about what to eat for dinner.

He Shu wanted to act as if he hadn't heard it, but his ears were disobedient, so he insisted on sticking up, and entered these four words, and his heart felt numb, like a dog's tail grass lightly on the tip of his heart. scratch.

As if nothing happened, he ignored the paper dolls with his head down, and put them back into the box one by one. These are rare things, even if Fengfeng doesn't use them, they might have other uses in the future.

Just as He Shu took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Yundian to thank him, Guanghan also received a call.

The latter directly turned on the amplifier and placed it on the table.

"Brother Han, it's me, sunny day. I heard that this time you will play the male lead Long Qing. What a coincidence, I will act opposite you. When you have time, how about we make an appointment to check the lines first?"

A gentle and soft voice came from the other end of the phone, and every sentence was like sweet spring water, falling just right in my heart.

He Shu raised his eyebrows.

"Isn't the crew holding a meeting for the show, we can just get together again when the time comes." Guang Han said.

"I'm just afraid that there will be too many people and I will lose face. I will talk to you first, and I will have a lot of confidence. I'm sorry, Brother Han. I just graduated and I don't understand many things. I really trouble you. Please go back and finish the show. Let's eat, okay?"

The other party didn't seem to mind his indifference, and still begged with a good attitude.

Guang Han opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.

"Sorry, Ms. Qingtian, brother Han is not free recently, I am his assistant, if you have anything to do, why not tell me first."

He Shu took half a step ahead and answered for him.

Guang Han turned his head expressionlessly, slightly raised the corners of his mouth at an angle that He Shu couldn't see, and when he turned his head again, it was no different from usual.

Ren Qingtian on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, said "no need", and hung up the phone hastily.

He Shu proudly claimed the credit: "Look, I have avoided a big trouble for you."

Guanghan: "What's the big trouble?"

He Shu hated that iron could not be made into steel: "You are so confused, you thought she really asked you to correct the script, right? I'm afraid it's not a script of thinking to turn off the lights when you enter?"

Guanghan: "Ren Qingtian is quite beautiful."

He Shu:? ? ?

What does this phrase mean, hint?

He looked suspiciously at Guanghan, who also let him look at him as if nothing had happened.

"You really want to go on a date?"

"You pushed it for me." Guanghan spread his hands, with a helpless expression of "if that's the case".

"If you really want to go..." Half of the words were out of his mouth, Guanghan waited for a long silence, he couldn't help but look at the awkward person, and then heard a very angry sentence——

"Bastard, if you still count on the rest of your life as you said before, then stop messing with me like this!"

Guanghan smiled.

When He Shu finished scolding and saw his smile, he realized it immediately.

"Are you kidding me?!"

Before the other party exploded, Guang Han stuffed something into his hand.

He Shu looked down.

"Pendant? For Fengfeng? The carving is so exquisite, and it's a waste to put it in its stomach at the end?"

"It's for you."

"what?"

He Shu felt like a spinning top, being played around by him.

"Jade, the favorite of love, believe in it, and the rock will never move for a lifetime."

"If it was in the past, the salary in the army was meager and precarious. I could only eat three meals a day, and I couldn't afford such things. Fortunately, it is now."

"I am very happy to meet you again in the peaceful and prosperous age."

The words of the other party are still in the ear, and the warmth of Yu slowly spreads in the palm.

The turquoise auspicious clouds are transparent and bright, like a pool of flowing water.

He Shu has seen the brightest light in the world, which is emitted by the magic mirror.

The piece of jade in front of me is precious in terms of luster, perhaps less than one millionth of the magic mirror.

But it was carefully selected by Guanghan himself.

Jade people believe in it, vote for me with peaches, and return them with Qiongyao.

"I see."

He Shu coughed, put the jade into his pocket calmly, and began to think about what kind of lanyard to match.

"I owe my share first, I haven't figured out what to give you yet."

"It doesn't matter if you don't send it."

Seeing his movements, Guang Han felt as if his heart was also being put into his pocket by the other party.

Some things don't need to be said too clearly. He Shu looks lazy and open-minded, but in fact he also has an awkward and arrogant side. Asking him to read love poems or confess affectionately, he must not be able to do it. The current action and reply have already explained everything.

Guanghan recalled some methods Yuan Xi taught him before.

The gift ring has been replaced by jade. After all, he still has some old traces and is not used to using modern tokens.

Sending flowers, He Shu seems to be interested in flowers, so keep it first.

For the candlelight dinner, He Shu would definitely say that it is better to make it at home and save it first.

Is it too soon to book a sea view suite?

"I'm talking to you, did you hear me?"

Guanghan was rarely distracted, so He Shu called him several times before calling him back.

"What did you say?"

"Why were you so restless just now?"

"I was wondering what to have for dinner."

Guang Han obviously didn't want to continue this topic, so he stuffed the cut orange into He Shu's mouth and blocked his next words.

The oranges are sweet and juicy, successfully making He Shu forget what he was going to say just now.

In the next second, his teeth accidentally touched Guanghan's fingertips holding the orange, and in order to lick off the juice, he subconsciously rolled his tongue.

He Shu's inner shock was no less than a magnitude [-] earthquake. The sky collapsed and the earth collapsed. The whole world seemed to be destroyed and rebuilt, ushering in a heart-pounding moment of explosion when his body was smashed to pieces.

Guanghan was taken aback for a moment, as if he had not expected such an unexpected development.

In the past, He Shu felt that his face could be thicker than the city wall, but now he found that the city wall also tended to collapse.

Before he could react, Guanghan withdrew his hand. Seeing that the juice on his finger was about to drip down, Guanghan licked it directly to wipe off the wetness on it.

With a bang, He Shu was more shocked than when his tongue accidentally rolled into the opponent's finger just now.

There was movement outside the door.

He Shu fled the scene like flying and ran towards the door as if he had been granted an amnesty.

Crunch, crunch.

The movement continued.

It didn't look like someone was knocking on the door, but rather scratching the door.

It's broad daylight, so it's unlikely that ghosts will come to Hades' house, right?

He Shu looked out from the monitor, but he didn't see anyone.

He opened the door directly.

If there are ghosts and goblins who dare to come and harass you, that's their skill!

result--

He looked down and saw a cat.

A skinny orange cat.

The orange cat straightened up, but its body was too small, like it was just a few months old, and it happened to be stuck in the dead corner of the camera, so He Shu didn't notice it just now.

He Shu met the orange cat's eyes, and saw a familiar smell in the other's purring round eyes.

With hesitation on his face, he said uncertainly: "...Fengfeng?"

The orange cat nodded and opened its mouth.

Fengfeng really went to find the body by herself? !

He Shu was surprised and delighted, looking forward to the first sentence after it opened its mouth.

"--Meow?"

The orange cat let out a soft cry, lacking in breath, as if it was showing off its cuteness.

He Shu:?

Just as he was about to bend down to check whether the cat was Fengfeng, the orange cat had slipped past his legs and entered the door, and rushed into the room like lightning.

He Shu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and followed in, playing hide-and-seek with this cunning little guy.

The other party ran around the living room, suddenly jumped onto the dining table, and directly plunged his head into the plate of oranges, feasting on them.

"Fengfeng?"

The little orange cat babbled and babbled, it didn't care about him at all, it seemed to be very hungry.

Guanghan picked up his hairy but thin neck.

"Why did you think of looking for this body?"

He confirmed the identity of the little orange cat in one sentence.

This body must be a newborn kitten who was abandoned by its mother and survived in the community. Although the residents of the community kindly fed it, it still starved every two days, and it was hungry and full because It is too small to compete with other big cats in the community.

Finally, the little milk cat was dying, exhaling more air than inhaling in the grass. If nothing else happened, the property management team would find its body in a day or two and dispose of it together with the garbage.

At this time, Fengfeng, who ran out from the Yan Wangling, immediately took a fancy to this lifeless, but not yet completely breathless milk cat body.

The little orange cat kicked its limbs and struggled desperately in the air, meowing, but couldn't utter human words.

But there was no doubt in its angry eyes, which made He Shu sure that this was indeed Fengfeng.

He Shu let go of his heart completely.

Before that, he had been hanging in his heart, fearing that Fengfeng would not be resurrected in the end, fearing that all this was just fabricated by Guanghan to comfort him.

Apart from being relieved, he couldn't help laughing.

"You can't even speak human words, you've been a parrot too much, do you want a different experience?"

"Put me down!"

The thin voice was accompanied by an angry meow, and He Shu and Guang Han would not be able to hear it saying this at all if they didn't recognize it carefully.

Guanghan put down the palm-sized kitten.

"Take it to the hospital first for deworming, physical examination, and when you are older, you can get vaccinated, bathed, and birth control."

Hearing the word birth control, the little milk cat jumped three feet high, but its physical strength and stature were not as good as before, and its jumping was limited.

"I won't go! I'm not an ordinary cat! I'm an ancient beast! How dare you touch me!"

He Shu can poke it down with one finger.

"So what if I touch you, you chose to go in and be a cat."

Fengfeng was so poked that he swayed to the side. If he wanted to get up again, he would have to kick his limbs and plan for a long time. He was so angry that he screamed.

"I don't want the pieces of paper you found. I can't eat after I go in. I want to eat hot food. I don't want to be a paper bird! I still want to play games. It's not convenient to play games with bird claws!"

He Shu, Guanghan: ...

After a long time, it turned out to be more convenient for playing games.

The majestic ancient beast Chongmingniao chose to be a cat in order to play with the computer. Will anyone believe it?

Probably not.

The world's great wonders.

He Shu also opened his eyes.

"It's not that I poured cold water on you. If you press the mouse with the cat's paw, it may not be convenient, right?"

Fengfeng sobbed and choked: "Then I've waited for a long time, but I still haven't found a suitable human body. It must have just died and it hasn't been long, so I can't just go up and snatch it when I see someone? Besides, it's not convenient for babies to play games, and I have to After waiting for several years, now I can play in a month."

He Shu was completely convinced.

"I've heard of Internet addicted teenagers, but I've never heard of Internet addicted monsters. You are truly the first in the world. I don't think you should have lived in Hades Order before. You should be sent directly to electrotherapy to get rid of Internet addiction."

Fengfeng cried even louder: "Bastard He Shu, I knew you were a heartless person. He died for you. Now you know how to be sarcastic and sarcastic, and you still eat delicious food in front of me every day. Do you know that?" Knowing that I am in the order of the king of hell, I can also perceive the taste! What hot dry noodles, sweet and sour pork ribs, beef in sour soup, steamed sea bass, I am almost crazy!"

The corner of He Shu's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to smooth its fur.

"Okay, okay, I won't mock you anymore, won't you come back to life, a kitten like you, you have to drink goat's milk obediently now, wait another month—"

"You can eat delicious food." Fengfeng looked at him with teary eyes.

"You can eat kitten cat food." Guang Han continued the second half of the sentence.

Fengfeng opened her mouth and wanted to howl again.

Guanghan: "If you call again, you will throw it out."

Fengfeng immediately became quiet.

Intimidation is intimidation, Fengfeng's search for a body, although the final result is rather oolong, but it is not bad in the end.

The house was noisy again, and with Fengfeng's interruption, He Shu had already completely forgotten about the earlier show, until after dinner, when he was about to live broadcast, Guanghan put a plate of cut oranges on the table. in front of him.

He Shu suspected that Guang Han was deliberately reminding himself.

He raised his head, but the other party looked innocent.

Are you being too suspicious?

He Shu suspected Guanghan and self-doubt, and opened the backstage of the live broadcast room.

The private messages that had accumulated for several days were hung with bright red dots to remind him.

He Shu saw an id called "Little Little Pan", and suddenly remembered it.

Last time when he was live broadcasting, this "little little plate" kept brushing "Help me" in red on the bullet screen. Later, He Shu sent a text message to ask, but he didn't get a response, so he also sent this Forget about it.

Now, "Little Little Plate" wrote back.

[Anchor, do you really know how to exorcise ghosts?I think I've hit a ghost, and it's not an ordinary ghost, it wants to instigate me, I don't want to do it!help me!I really can't take it anymore, if this continues, I may commit suicide, the anchor help me, please! 】

The content of this message made He Shu unable to ignore it.

The other party also left a phone number at the end.

He Shu called immediately.

"Hello, are you 'Little Little Plate'?"