1novels Chapter 256 Buckley: Friend, do you know what it feels like to be tired like a dog? (Da Zhang arrive
Chapter 256 Buckley: Friend, do you know what it feels like to be tired like a dog? (Da Zhang arrive
Chapter 256 Buckley: Friend, do you know what it feels like to be tired like a dog? (Da Zhang arrives~)
"Charles, why are you out of breath in only half a quarter?" Drexler actually wanted to ask, did you do something bad yesterday, old boy.But the enemy was in front of him, and he "charged the battle" for him, so he still held back and didn't ask any more questions.
"It's nothing, it's just that the little devil is slippery. When I catch him, he will definitely make him look good." Barkley said it nicely, but after the second quarter, he already felt that he was sweating and breathless. up.
Barkley has continued to gain weight this season and has exceeded 280 pounds, which has further put additional strain on his knees and body.There are too many positional battles, which is actually not bad. After all, Lord Barca is also a type of talent, but you have to let him drag his somewhat bloated body and play various off-ball versions of "Eagle Catches Chicken" with Zheng Tie. "That was really too difficult for him.
It's a lot of sweat.
It fell down clack clatter.
No, Drexler once stepped on sweat, slipped and gave up the ball.
"Charles, what's the matter with you? Are you tired? Then you're not very good." Zheng Tie still teased and stimulated him from time to time, but Barkley could only puff up his cheeks and continue to grit his teeth.
But the effect is...
Zheng Tie can get rid of Barkley more and more easily, then get the ball and make a cool three-pointer.
brush--
The beautiful arc easily penetrated the heart of the Houston Mosaic team.
Barkley now has only 82 points of physical fitness left. A game can only average about 33 minutes per game. If it is longer, if you want to play 35 minutes, then next season will be the end...
Directly injured, scrapped, and never recovered.
In addition, the greater the weight, the greater the consumption of physical energy, so Barkley has really fallen into the "poison trick" of Ah Tie now.
As far as Barkley is concerned, running back and forth is not as powerful as Yao Ming after gaining weight. Zheng Tie slid around, and Barkley was promoted from suffocation to a new level where all five senses are breathing.
Tired, so damn tired.
Doesn't this kid know what fatigue is?
By the way, Barkley seems to have heard a story about the kid from the Clippers. It is said that he is still a "boy" and has never been broken.Combined with the fact that he had never seen a reporter paparazzi photographing this kid's lace, Barkley suddenly felt that he was competing with AC. Green, the number one steel straight man in the NBA.
AC. Green, the best straight man in NBA history, played more than 1000 consecutive games and only missed 3 games in his career. That was because his teeth were knocked out. The head coach did not let him play and forced him to rest for 3 games.
As for why he lasted so long, he himself said it - he is a faithful believer in God.
This is not a joke, people have really "guarded their bodies like jade" for 39 years, just ask you if you are afraid.
In order to tease him, the "magician" stripped a beautiful woman and pushed her in, and she went directly to the lobby to rest for the night. Ruthless.
This kind of willpower seemed incredible to Barkley.
Thinking about this kid's invincible waist strength, could it be...
He is the next AC. Green in the NBA?
Under a lot of running, the effect of 3S "extreme running" appears frequently. Is this the real reason why "Mask Man" Hamilton likes running so much?
Anyway, Barkley already felt that he was going to be as miserable as the big yellow dog at home.
when--
There is a 25% probability of not being hit and hindered by a collision in a dense crowd.
There is a 25% probability of directly throwing away the opponent in a dense crowd.
There is a 25% chance that off-ball movement cannot be locked by defensive skills or talents.
These skills are constantly stimulated, or stimulated in combination, and Barkley really feels that his feet are going to be useless.
For the first time, he even had the initiative to lose weight.
Zheng Tie made a one-step three-point shot, swiping——
The ball broke through the sky and went straight to the net.
It doesn't matter if you don't enter, there is no Olajuwon inside, and Barkley comes out to run around him for training. No one can stop the combination of Big Ben and Rasheed Wallace from grabbing the rebound.
"Charles, didn't you say you were going to confront me? I've been waiting for you for a quarter, why don't you come." Zheng Tie has now scored 15 points, and Barkley is so angry that his nose is about to squirt Bring out the fire dragon.
But he really couldn't catch this guy, so what could he do.
After a few more minutes, Buckley felt that his face had put on a "mask of pain", and his huge fat body made him feel as if he was fighting Satan with every breath he took.
When was the last time, the last time I felt so tired?
Oh, it's like talking and exercising all night in a cabin with a dozen or so beautiful girls in stripping.
In addition, he has never worked so hard on the basketball court.
"Charles, are you okay?" Drexler asked again when the ball was dead, because Barkley's face was almost blue now.You don't need an expert, as long as you are an individual, you can tell at a glance that Barkley's current situation is very bad.
"XXX, this brat belongs to the loach, right? I can't catch him! I'm so mad!" Although Buckley said very angrily, because he couldn't breathe, no matter how he looked at it, he felt a little... funny.
"How about changing it." Drexler was definitely not afraid of the flying pig and suddenly "burped" on the basketball court. He just felt that it was a little bit that he gave Barkley such a difficult task. So inhumane.
But at this time, Zheng Tie made a gesture of "Come here" to Barkley, and Barkley, who was so angry, rejected Drexler's kindness, saying that he was fine and didn't need to change it back.
Ok.
Drexler nodded.
But... don't blame me for not telling you.
"Barkley made a wrong calculation tonight. He switched to defend Zheng Tie, but it didn't have any effect." Zhang Weiping, who was a little worried about being misplaced, was completely relieved when he saw this. Zheng Tie was more powerful than he imagined. skull.
Know how to maximize your existing advantages to defeat your opponent.
"Zhu Bajie wants to fight Sun Wukong, but he really thinks too much. Look at him, he is so breathless. I have never been so breathless." Sun Zhenping's words made Zhang Weiping roll his eyes inwardly.
Dude, what is the strength of the confrontation, what is the strength of you, if you go up, an ambulance will be called in minutes, okay?
But Barkley still has some skills. After playing basketball for so many years, using his rich experience, he suddenly made an accurate judgment, and then he and the red-eyed wild boar suddenly rushed towards Zheng Tie with all their strength.
This startled Zheng Tie.
A big fat man over 280 pounds with a fierce expression on his face is no less relaxing than a real wild boar pounced on you from behind.
But Zheng Tie's ball triggered several special effects of "Extreme Running". At the moment when Barkley was about to give him a "strong man lock man"...
Kicking backwards, the whole person seemed to have rebounded, staggering Barkley's pursuit by a tiny bit, and interspersed in another direction.
And this is the closest that Barkley has come to succeeding in his pursuit of Zheng Tie tonight.
Zheng Tie evaded Barkley with the ball, ran back and cut in. After receiving the pass from Nash Jr., he jumped high and headed towards Mosaic's substitute. past.
Poor Matt Brad is just a 5-year substitute player with 2 points, 0.3 rebounds and [-] blocks in his career.
As an undrafted backup power forward, his greatest ability is——
Has a stable three-point shot.
His career three-point shooting percentage exceeds 3%, which is similar to Wang Zhizhi, but his height is only 8cm.
bang-
With only 215 pounds, he was almost overturned by Zheng Tie's ball.
Zheng Tie's dunk strength has gradually become widely known.
Charles, why didn't you stop him? ? ?
My newly born child cannot live without a father.
Matt Brad looked at Barkley with resentment in his eyes.
Barkley didn't pounce on Zheng Tie just now, as if he was discouraged. Zheng Tie felt that he didn't need to use any off-ball skills now, and he could easily get rid of Barkley until he disappeared.
"Lord Bark, what are you doing? Come after me." Zheng Tie's expression said, "If you don't defend me, I can't show off my skills." Buckley was so angry that he had no choice but... He is now His whole body was already protesting.
If he continues to run like this, he is afraid that he will really lack oxygen on the spot and become the first man in NBA history to call an ambulance because of lack of oxygen.
"Zheng, defend me if you have the ability!" Barkley yelled out the last sound of resistance.
I thought Zheng Tie would not agree, but...
Ah Tie agreed with a nod, and then switched defensive positions with Rasheed Wallace, and went to the low post to defend Barkley alone.
This can give Barkley a lot of fun.
It was finally his turn to teach this little devil a lesson.
Barkley immediately wanted the ball on the offensive end, and he was about to show off his "invincible pig's butt".
But this season, his "Flying Pig Big Ass" has also dropped a level, leaving only SS level, not even 3S.In addition, he has just been sweated profusely by Zheng Tie, so this ball...
His big butt didn't move Zheng Tie at all.
The water coolers of the Mosaic team who are ready to wave the towel to Barkley: ? ? ?
Buckley himself:…
How can it be?I'll do it again.
Zheng, look at my "big flying pig butt"!
bang——
It bumped into it, and there was no problem with the sensuality, but it just didn't move much.
This shocked the audience of the Mosaic team. Even their on-site commentator had the cheers stuck in his trachea at the moment, unable to speak a word for a long time.
Zheng Tie actually blocked Barkley's single back attack? ? ?
This is completely different from the last time when he was knocked away by Barkley, and then bravely rushed up to continue to resist.
This is a solid block.
Even Pi Erye, who watched the game with Boss Qiao, was stunned, obviously unable to believe his eyes.
How fierce Barkley is, every player in their era knows that Pippen himself was almost knocked out by Barkley in the finals, how could such a tough guy be stopped by a young boy?Doesn't that mean that I was... very useless back then?
It was Boss Qiao who pondered for a while and then spoke out the problem: "Charles has been fooled. He has lost his energy."
Pi Erye was taken aback, his first thought was—that Flying Pig would be boring too?
At his peak, he naturally wouldn't be so easily bored, but now you don't even look at how old he is.Coupled with the lack of effort in body management, obesity is a fatal injury to the fiercely confrontational NBA.
How many days have been ruined by this word, in the NBA, one fat ruins everything, it's not a joke.
The one that can really be controlled may be a special case like Fatty Ao.
"This kid has been stalking Charles just now, just to consume his physical energy." Boss Qiao still has a vicious vision, which is completely different from when he became the real Boss Joe.Watching football, he is a professional, watching people...
"No physical ability, no matter how big your body is, you can't exert much strength." Jordan is the correct answer, not to mention playing, fighting, fitness, and everything that has something to do with sports, basically the same. Without physical fitness, you are considered a He can't even fully exert his divine power.
But this boy Zheng can control Charles' decline in physical fitness so accurately, Boss Qiao's evaluation of Zheng Tie has invisibly raised another level.
Zheng Tie: Well, Boss Qiao, this... is really a compliment.
The main reason is that the system is written very clearly, and I can calculate it as long as I graduate from primary school.
Barkley failed to single Zheng Tie in the low post, and few people were not surprised to see it.
"Zheng Tie actually stopped Barkley? This is really amazing, incredible." Zhang Weiping was still sighing, and Sun Zhenping said: "This just shows one thing. Obesity is unacceptable, so our audience friends, must Remember to exercise more and maintain a normal weight. Otherwise, this NBA Zhu Bajie will be a bad example."
Zhang Weiping: ...
Barkley was going crazy. He never thought that he would not be able to single out a defender in the low post.
Still a second-year guard.
Why is this world so full of malice toward me?
Barkley didn't believe in evil. After the Clippers scored this goal, he continued to come to the low post in the frontcourt and wanted to beat Zheng Tie violently.
But this time when the big butt was poked up, it was still the same, and it lost its previous invincible destructive power.
Barkley was startled.
After he shot the ball, he was slapped by No. 7 of the Clippers. The Clippers immediately pushed for a quick counterattack. After Zheng Tie blocked the shot, he also followed the pace of the big team.As expected, Xiao Na took care of Zheng Tie first, and the rest of the players didn't have a chance, but it was given to Ah Tie.
Zheng Tie raised his hand for a three-pointer, swiping——
hit.
After Barkley's big butt failed, the Mosaic team seemed to have also suffered a huge "mental shock", and then did not recover for a long time.
Zheng Tie seized the opportunity and attacked violently, he must fuck this fat man tonight!
Don't ask why Zheng Tie is so fierce tonight, just ask...no one can stop me from getting points.
Now Zheng Tie is almost going crazy in order to improve quickly.
In fact, Zheng Tie was not tired. After all, Barkley was still a monster with a large tonnage and strength. Zheng Tie also resisted with all his strength to barely block him.It is his surface, the expression management is very good, people can't see the "sinister mask" in his heart.
But compared to Barkley, Zheng Tie is much better.
And tonight, Zheng Tie still had an attitude of "don't leave, we will fight until dawn", which made Fatty Ba, who has always been lawless in the NBA, feel a little bit...for the time being, he doesn't want to see Zheng Tie's face.
When Barkley was attacking with the ball, Zheng Tie was too active and almost didn't slap Barkley in the face.
The referee immediately called a foul, and Drexler even ran over at the speed of his youth, for fear that Barkley's brain would be congested at this juncture, and it would be over.
Right now, Olajuwon is still recuperating at home with his 18-year-old wife. Without Barkley, it may be difficult to make it to the playoffs this year.
So he kept saying the words "calm down", "don't be impulsive" and "don't do anything".
Can……
He doesn't know.
Now Barkley is so tired that his legs are about to cramp. How can he still have the energy to fight? ? ?
It's like you want to train your legs intensively today, and you still have the mind to fight after the training?
First think about how to get home and go up and down the stairs tonight before getting down to business.
And Drexler pushed really hard. Barkley's old leg, which was emptied by No. 7, was directly pushed down by Drexler....
Drexler: ? ? ?
Barkley: Stop pushing, I really don't want to fight right now.
All Barkley wants now is a ventilator and essential oil SAP.
If you start now, I'm afraid even a high school girl can beat you up.
Well, the serious kind.
(End of this chapter)