Step on the body of Jingyun

Chapter 55 Birth and separation?I have a son?

With a "bang", Bu Jinghun was slammed onto the ice and slid forward for several meters.

Di Shitian stepped down from the throne and raised his chin with the toe of his shoe: "Where do you want to go?"

Bu was shaking like a quail in shock: "Master Mingjian, I didn't run away, I just went out to practice, to practice."

Di Shitian knelt down, stretched out his hand and pulled his face from side to side: "It's really ugly. Since you did it, you should admit that you are not good."

Bu Jinghun's mouth uncontrollably secreted a lot of saliva: "Xifu (Master) is so weird (let go), coughing, Yalouzhulala (saliva is about to flow out)!"

Di Shitian let go, looked at the red mark on his cheek with satisfaction, and smiled: "Do you think I should break your leg?" Bu was horrified, and yelled: "No, Master, break your leg!" The legs are ugly, if I lose my legs, how can I be filial in front of you in the future!"

However, Di Shitian has already turned his back: "Wen Chouchou, I have a task for you. When he is lying on the bed and can't move, put delicacies from mountains and seas in his room every day, and ask a group of disciples to drink and eat meat."

Too vicious!Master, do your parents know that you are so naughty!Bu was frightened and wanted to cry, but for the sake of his legs, he could only endure. Mrs. Xianglin in his heart repeated infinitely: I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't part ways with Nie Feng, if Nie Feng still Now, at least it can stop me from being caught and even let me take the opportunity to escape.

For the next month, Bu Jinghun was frozen on the bed, leaving only two nostrils—this was the source of Di Shitian's pain, and it was fatal to be able to smell but not eat!After a month, he couldn't even smell it, because Di Shitian even froze his whole room!Shouldn't he be thankful that he wasn't frozen standing like the Ice Emperor and Stormrage!

It's not that he didn't want to be like a mouse in the black ice to drill a hole and slip away, but before he could grind out a foot with the bone armor bit by bit, he was discovered by Di Shitian who came to see him on a whim, and then... There is no more, his fire unicorn bone armor was searched away, completely hopeless.

Before leaving Bu Jingshen's room, Wen Chouchou took one last look at Bu Jingshen who was frozen in Erkang's hands on the bed, looking as if he was shouting.

Di Shitian went to Tianxia to meet Bu Jingyun. He was very satisfied with Bu Jingyun who was told that Jingshou had to practice before Jingrui Day, the angry expression after the two could not see each other for eight years, and being suppressed by him on the desk and unable to fight back The appearance of Zhili: "I don't agree with the matter of you being together, but I don't object. The love between a man and a woman is not guaranteed, let alone between men? I just want to know, when you get old and look bad , Jing Huan is still young and beautiful, will you still be together? I once did an experiment on my disciple Ice Emperor. I froze him for 30 years. When I let him out, he stabbed to death and became immortal An old woman's lover."

But Bu Jingyun was unmoved, the previous anger seemed to have never existed: "Just for this?" Di Shitian smiled: "Otherwise, what do you think I am for? No game in the world is as fun as the human heart. "

Bu Jingyun glanced at him calmly, and said: "If it's just for this, then you can leave. Actually, it's meaningless for you to do this. Bet with yourself, so what if you win?"

Di Shitian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly flicked his whisk and quickly left the first floor of the world.

Bu Jinghun couldn't believe that he was released just like that, he pinched Wen Chouchou's arm beside him: "I'm not dreaming, am I? I'm coming out now?" Wen Chouchou grinned in pain, and shook off his hand : "Young master, you are not dreaming, you don't need to be frozen, but the range of activities is limited to the Tianmen Ice Palace, and you cannot communicate with the outside world. Emperor Shitian has an order, whichever foot you step out of the Tianmen, you will chop it off." only foot."

Bu Jinghun laughed: "It's good to be able to move, I won't go out, I won't go out." Wen Chouchou's eyes flickered: "You don't miss Bu Jingyun?" Bu Jinghun waved his hand: "What do you want him for! There are many beauties in the palace who are turbulent and protruding! Just take this opportunity to dump him and have more sons!"

Wen Chouchou snorted: "You don't need to hide it, Di Shitian won't touch him before Jingrui." Bu Jinghun: "What are you covering up? I really want to have a son! Chouchou," He winked wretchedly, "Call me some beauties, I want to kill the chicken, Thai massage, oil massage! Before that, I want to enjoy delicious food!"

Wen Chouchou looked at the scene of pigs eating food in front of him, and squeezed the feather fan tightly in his hand.

For the next six months, Bu Jingshen really stayed at home, eating, drinking, sleeping, and sleeping. The little muscles that were originally there turned into soft flesh - this is the credit of the beautiful maids massaging every day, otherwise, it would have been a long time ago. It becomes fat!

However, all the good days ended like this, since Di Shitian threw him a big jar half a person tall and told him to wait another three months, and a son of himself and Bu Jingyun would jump out of the jar.

Bu Jinghun didn't want to know how stupid his expression was at that time, he just pointed at Di Shitian, and he couldn't say anything for a long time.

Di Shitian patted the big clay jar on the ground: "Are you trying to say that you and Bu Jingyun are both men, so how could you have a son?" Bu Jinghun nodded silly.Di Shitian said: "Others can't do it, but it doesn't mean I can't do it. I used Bu Jingyun and your essence to combine the fetal gas of the woman who is about to give birth, and raised it in the clay altar of the Miaojiang Gu method. It can be formed, but, after all, it is not born with nature, and whether there will be problems in the future, I can't guarantee."

Bu Jinghun was stunned when he heard the Miaojiang Gu method, but after that moment, he literally circled around the clay jar, muttering the words that Bujia has a descendant, and then leaned his face against the jar Rubbing on it, the saliva will flow down.

Di Shitian's expression twitched a little unnaturally, his original intention was to make a monster give in, be shocked and frightened, but he didn't expect it to look like this.But soon he returned to normal, thinking, wait for this "son" to come out, see if you can still laugh!Where can a child produced by such a crooked method go normally?When the time comes, why don't you cry and call Master for help?

Although three months passed quickly, this period of time was a torment for Bu Jinghun. He was looking forward to it and feeling anxious. The clay altar was sometimes cold and hot, and sometimes moved, except for sticking his face on it. I dare not even touch it with my hands, for fear of breaking it.

That night, Bu Jinghun fell into a drowsy sleep, when he suddenly heard an explosion, he quickly got up from the bed and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter, the earthquake, or the enemy's home!"

neither.The clay jar beside his bed disappeared, and the room was full of dust and smoke, and then his back sank, something was pressing on it!He bent down to grab the "thing" and held it in his hand. It turned out to be a chubby little baby, of course, regardless of the hooked claws on his hands and feet.

Bu Jing was completely stunned.He thought about countless scenes of the birth of his son, but nothing like this happened.For example, the son is ugly or even deformed, stupid or even shitting everywhere... I never thought that God would give him such a cute and white boy!

Tears streamed down my face for a moment.He held his newborn son in his arms and wept loudly.

Di Shitian had been startled a long time ago. When he came to his room, he looked around suspiciously, and finally landed on the bare-bottomed child on his chest. His eyes flashed, but he still didn't make a move in the end, letting the baby open his mouth and look at him. Bu frightened the neck to bite off!

Bu Jinghun felt a blunt pain in his neck, turned his head to see that his son had bitten his own neck, and then opened his mouth suspiciously, revealing a mouthful of tender gums.

"Xi become a father" Bu Jing was still in a state of joy, and Di Shitian also looked at the baby's disappointed face with a smile on his face: "Little devil, you have no teeth, you can't taste blood, you are used to fighting, once you are hungry , what would you do?

The author has something to say: Hahahaha... I fell for a baby stalk who didn't have a baby... Bu Jinghun, can you hold your son down?The following is drawn by myself with a signature pen, the "son" of two people, hahaha, I am such a genius!