Step on the body of Jingyun

Chapter 99 Holding the hand of the child and dragging the child away

Bu Jingyun definitely refuses to be able to stand up for a lifetime, whether others are willing to know, so the old couple in the family found that he had a tendency to leave early and return late, so they thought it must be something else?He also specifically hinted that the two of them can't get along with each other and enter the warm water mode as soon as they get married. Anyway, they are boiling.Bu Jing's nerves are thick, and I don't think there is anything wrong. Besides, will I tell you about the boiling at night with the door closed!

So, what is Comrade Bu Jingyun doing behind the scenes?Find a wise man.That's right, he has been thinking about "rebellion" for a long time.When he was free at get off work, he would go out to look for a magician, but after a month, he visited all the fortune-telling alleys and word-testing streets, and he was a little frustrated because they were all liars who only knew about metaphysics.

One day he habitually walked into a shop with a small eaves, and after listening to the other party nagging him incomprehensibly, he took out a pink card and put it on the table, and was about to leave, but he didn't stand up!There was a force that pressed him against the chair, causing the chair under his legs to creak, and the next moment it shattered into a pile of sawdust and sponge silk.He maintained a ridiculous movement like a horse stance, and was detected all over his body. Then, as soon as the strength was loosened, he couldn't help but "peddling, pedaling, pedaling" and stepped back five steps after crushing the ground, barely standing still without falling on his back. .

The face of the middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest who was nagging just now was kneaded and formed like a soft plaster, and it showed little by little that it was the appearance of Di Shitian.Bu Jingyun wasn't very surprised. After all, it's not surprising that the other party came by himself if he could send his father and son over.

Di Shitian still had long hair, and he smiled like a buddha: "It seems that you are adapting well. For Bu Jingshen, you even lost your hair. You also wore suits and leather shoes, and your assistant did it." Bu Jingyun frowned: "What are you doing here?"

Di Shitian smiled even more happily: "Come here? No, no, you are wrong. I didn't use any other means, but I just lived to this day. For me, 600 years is just a moment. You can come here and meet me, it is also considered fate, tell me, what do you want to do with a warlock? Maybe I can help you."

As soon as Bu Jingyun said this, he felt that his endurance was weakened. His fists were clenched and his voice was low: "What kind of curse did you put on Jinghun back then! Why is it still effective now! Even if I offended you at the beginning You, all these years are not enough for you to calm down?"

After deducing the hexagrams on the table, Di Shitian's tone was as natural as talking about the weather: "I know what you are talking about, and you don't need to worry. Maybe it will be resolved in another hundred or eighty years." A huge storm was brewing under Bu Jingyun's calm face. He felt that if he talked to Di Shitian again, he would definitely have murderous intentions: "Hum, the shock of this world is just an ordinary person. How can we wait until a hundred years?" 80 years!"

Di Shitian flicked his fly whisk: "That's right, at that time you are facing an old man, what curse do you need to undo? Well, I won't make things difficult for you, and I will give you a talisman later, in his bedroom Just burn it."

After Bu Jingyun took the talisman and left, the curtain in the room was lifted, and a man with a stiff face also wearing a Taoist robe came out. Looking at his appearance, he was ugly: "Master, isn't your curse unsolved?" ?” Di Shitian looked at the faint wood grains on his face that were about to disappear, and said with a smile: “There is no solution, and I didn’t say it could be solved. How can I explain the purpose of the talisman? Hahahaha, a Thinking of the expression on Bu Jingyun's face when he discovered the truth, I think it's really heart-warming, hahahaha..."

Wen Chouchou thought to himself: Master, your character is really becoming less and less likable.

As for Bu Jingyun who burned the talisman that night, hehe, he almost died in bed with Bu Jinghun.The effect of the talisman is so good, Bu Jingyun "chrysanthemums are all over the ground hurting" want|immortal desire|death, Bu Jinghun flashed his waist with excessive force, urgently needing ants, strength and spirit.

On Bu Jinghun and Bu Jingyun's wedding anniversary, Bu's family rented a few yachts, and drove to a certain Japanese sea area, which was called far away from the hustle and bustle, but was actually a bird's shit, and was planning to land on a small island in front of it. , but heard a howl of "Aw!" from that small island, which shook people's eardrums almost to rupture.

Bu Xibu, who was leaning on the railing, was an ordinary person, his feet were unsteady and he almost fell into the sea. Bu Jingyun and Luo Bai managed to grab him one by one. Looking at Luo Busheng, the sandals on the child's feet had already been taken away. The spikes spurred out of his ten toes nailed the deck.

The five of them looked forward together at the small island that was ringing non-stop, Bu Xi, Bu Jinghun, and Luo Bai, and after a while they discovered something was wrong: the group in the sky was as out of thin air as in the movie. It is human beings who fly freely, love and kill each other, right?Are you making a movie?By the way, where is Wia?It's far away, and I can't see clearly.

One side watched with relish, and the other side was killed in darkness, but Bu Jingyun and Luo Busheng frowned: Why is this scene so familiar?After looking at each other, it suddenly dawned on me: Isn't this the place where dragons were killed back then!Could it be...? !

Sure enough, as the two of them expected, the sky was originally clear before today, but it suddenly turned into dark clouds covering the sun, and the wind and rain were about to come. This kind of weather happened to avoid the detection of countless satellites in space, so it was a good time to kill the dragon!

Not to mention that the dragon slayers are peerless masters, but the yacht will not be able to escape when the volcano erupts later. Bu Jingyun and his son cannot guarantee that Bu Jingyun and the three of them can be protected under such circumstances. Bu Jingyun persuaded: "Looking at the weather, it is obviously not normal, there may be a storm, so let's leave quickly."

Bu's family cherished their lives, and even if it was possible, they couldn't put their family members in a dangerous situation. After the order was given, the yacht quickly left the island.When they later saw the magma erupting from the island, the hot gas rising from the seawater evaporated by the high temperature, and the mountain lime mushroom cloud, they were all thankful for leaving early, and felt sorry for the filming crew for a while.

When we were far away from that sea area, it was almost dusk, and the sun set below the sea level, leaving only the brilliant sunset glow.After Bu Jing finished his meal, he walked out of the cabin alone, lying on the railing as if his limbs were weak, staring blankly at the waves and white foam rising from the deep blue sea.He is not stupid, knowing the origins of his wife and son, and seeing those high-ranking people, how can he be helpless, alas, ignorance is a blessing, what should I do if I suddenly feel that the world is so dangerous and swollen?

In his dull eyes, a red floating object suddenly drilled into it. It looked like a person!He blinked first, then shuddered: Ahh!Bad luck!Actually saw the floating corpse!

He was about to pretend he didn't see it, when the red-clothed floating corpse suddenly moved, jumped from the sea water onto the boat, and, damn it, quickly wet a large area of ​​the deck.When the floating corpse looked up, Bu Jinghun, who was about to shout "Fake Corpse", couldn't keep his mouth shut: Mom!Where did the fairy daughter come from!The girls we played with in those years were so weak!Teacher Cang and Teacher Wu, I am going to shamefully betray you—although marrying a man is already a betrayal, but let’s repent.

With great difficulty, his eyes moved away from that beautiful face, and looked at his chest - don't scold your mother, men, everyone understands, the first look at the face, the second look at the chest, the third look at the waist, the third look Fourth look at the buttocks, fifth look at the legs - motherfucker!Sister, why do you have small breasts!Don't you know big man with cute big tits!From your drenched clothes, it looks flatter than being trampled by ten thousand grass mud horses!

Forget it, after shedding a few sad tears, he looked at his waist, um, the waist of a water snake, and then looked at... ah bah bah bah!Blind my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!What is that bulging bag!Abalone can't possibly stand out that much!In other words, the one in front of me is a man!Dude, can you wear fat times when you go out!If you don't have one, I'll lend it to you!Is it against weathering?No, I'm going to wash my eyes!

Just when he was about to think that this person was air, and took a detour, but someone grabbed his hand, and the voice of the pseudo-mother came to his ear: "Senior brother, dear senior brother, after so many years, I can be considered to have found you! Really!" There is no place to find if you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it! Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Bu Jing kept shaking his hands, but he couldn't shake them off, his wrist was pinched red, and begged for mercy: "Who are you, buddy, I don't know you, please let go quickly, my wrist is about to break!" He pulled his hand up and licked the red mark on his wrist back and forth several times: "This way it won't hurt."

Bu Jinghun was finally frightened and cried by the pervert, and shouted: "Jingyun, help me—!"

The cabin was kicked away with a "bang", and Bu Jingyun stepped out, seeing the puppet woman in red, and his face sank: "Juetian, let him go! Otherwise, you don't want to leave today!" followed by Luo Busheng, who came out, landed on all fours and made an offensive posture. The two elders were told not to come out if they heard any movement.

Not only did Juetian not let him go, but instead he hugged him into his arms and kissed Bu Jinghun on the face: "Bu Jingyun, don't put money on your face too much. For the past 600 years, I have been practicing with all my heart. Just now You also took Longyuan, you may not be my opponent! Hahahahaha..."

"He may not be, but I am." Following the voice transmission, on the flagpole of the yacht, Di Shitian pointed his toes on the dome, and swayed greatly with the direction of the wind, as if he was not standing still, but But the toes did not leave the narrow dome. On his shoulders, a rough wooden child had extremely vivid features and a very gentle smile.

Juetian's muscles tensed up, and he said dryly, "Di Shitian... what are you doing here?" Di Shitian waved his whisk, "Come to kill people. I will never allow it. Some people in this world live as long as I do." Not old."

Juetian just experienced a life-and-death battle to seize Longyuan a few hours ago. Even after taking Longyuan, he didn’t regain his energy so quickly. He didn’t want to die. Bringing Bu Jinghun with him and jumping back into the water, Bu Jingyun rushed to save people, Di Shitian's floating dust was faster than him, covered Bu Jinghun by his waist, and was about to kill Juetian, but the kid had already Turning into tens of thousands of flying insects, even if the ground is shaken to death, it is still inevitable that some fish slipped through the net and escaped for him.

Bu Jing was disgusted by the bugs all over the place, and wanted to go back to the cabin.Di Shitian rushed to kill other people, before he left, he said "The curse has been lifted, so I can do it myself", Bu Jingyun was elated when he heard it, he dragged Bu Jingyun into the cabin, ignoring his opposition to Juetian and Di Shitian. In case of doubts about his identity, he dragged him to the bed, and the euphemistic name was: Suppression.

But in the end, the shock was suppressed, and he was still below!I don't know if it's because of his skills, or because he feels sorry for Bu Jinghun, or because he's used to it... Bu Jingyun looked at Bu Jinghun's rosy face, which was content to sleep, hugged him even tighter, and closed his eyes.Forget it, he already belongs to you, and it's nothing but mediocrity to worry about that.

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Extra Story [-]: Wen Chou Chou, About Companionship

When Di Shitian met Wen Chouchou for the first time, Wen Chouchou was still a baby in his early one year old, wrapped in beautiful silk and satin and thrown in the deep mountains and old forests.

Di Shitian has lived for so long, if a person is not special enough, he will not take a second look at him. What attracts him is the bloody old wolf who died beside Wen Chouchou.Wen Chou Chou couldn't walk steadily, holding a dagger in his forehand and slowly but firmly crawled away from this place full of bloody smell.

He saw the dirty, yellow-haired boy with his face still unopened, wrapping him away with a whisk.

He didn't bring him back to Qiwu Mountain, but to Tianmen Ice Palace. The little milk baby was blue from the cold, but he was still holding the dagger tightly, neither curious nor afraid.Seeing such precocious talent and beauty, ordinary people would probably be overjoyed to accept him as a disciple. Unfortunately, Di Shitian is not an ordinary person, and he has too many disciples.Therefore, as soon as Wen Chouchou arrived at Tianmen, he became a servant.

I don't know which wicked little steward took the name Wen Chou Chou. It's been ten years, and everyone is used to calling it, so they don't care so much.A group of children do rough work, don’t even think about having green fingers. Their hands are full of calluses at a young age, but Wen Chouchou cherishes those hands very much. He has tried every means to maintain them, and even prepared a wooden box specially for them. It was full of scum and ointment, and I wiped and massaged it frequently, and my hands were extremely flexible.

This annoys many people. Why do you have to pretend to be different when everyone is doing odd jobs!Someone threw away his small wooden box while he was away. The next day, that person's body was nailed to the door of the ice cave where that person lived. The murderer used Wen Chouchou's iron box.

Wen Chouchou didn't care whether he was hostile and feared by others, and continued to work as usual, and it was another five years in a flash.But on this day, someone led him to the Nine Heavens, and he met Di Shitian for the second time.The lofty Di Shitian, wrapped in layers of profound ice—in the entire ice palace, no one knew that the humble Wen Chouchou was actually the only person who had seen Di Shitian's innocent face.

Wen Chouchou received a mission to work as a secret agent for the Tianxiahui, which has just emerged in the world and is gaining momentum.Di Shitian said that if this matter is completed, he will no longer be a slave.He said yes.

At that time, Wen Chou was sixteen, wearing coarse clothes, walked from Tianmen to Tianxiahui on foot, the blisters on his feet had long since burst, and turned into thick blood scabs. Instead, the little leader of the Tianxiahui who was tested took a high look.

After entering the Tianxiahui, with his ability to guess people's hearts, he was promoted to the general manager in less than four years, and he was dedicated to serving Xiongba's daily life.After more than ten years, the world will develop from a place where it has just gained a foothold to a hegemon. He may not have won the trust of Xiongba, but his excellent ability to handle affairs has been affirmed.

Later, Fengyun appeared, Huo Qilin died, Xiongba died, and he returned to Tianmen.Di Shitian fulfilled his promise, and the humble Wen Chouchou became the head of the Tianmen Ice Palace. He fulfilled his wish since he was a child, and came to Di Shitian's side.

Every day, he looked at the god in his heart with admiration. His god clearly understood his feelings, but did not punish him. This made his heart bigger and bigger, and it became more and more empty, which could not be filled no matter what. .He wanted to see Di Shitian's different expression. At first he thought that the rest of his life could only be a delusion, until later, Tianmen had a young master who was ignorant and incompetent, and then another young master who was arrogant and arrogant, Di Shi Only then did Tian's expression begin to become rich and real.

He was very jealous.Maybe it was too obvious. His feelings were discovered by the so-called young master. After hearing his own experience, that guy only muttered, "Loyal Dog Shou, it's hard to understand your world. It's just for the grace of saving your life." Just ruin myself for the rest of my life" then turned around and left without even a single word of consolation!Sure enough, heartless.But Di Shitian just indulged the young master's temper, and didn't know what his plan was.

Wen Chouchou believes that Di Shitian is exhaustive, and any action must be counted as the next step or even a hundred steps. He kept Bu Jingshen, perhaps in order to control and use Bu Jingyun. Unexpectedly, he just regarded them as fun object!Maybe Bu Jinghun's saying is right, life is really lonely like snow.

Wen Chouchou is stubborn, he knows that Di Shitian is not someone worthy of love, he knows even more that this relationship has no possibility at all, but he still wants to stay by his side, even if he doesn't do anything, it's good to watch of.After he said this idea, Bu Jinghun covered his crotch crotch: "After listening to what you said, I am quite ashamed. Do you really like him? I don't think so, you just treat him as alive Hope. Do you know what liking is? Do you have desire|desire for him? No matter how good your sex|life is, you will have to break up sooner or later! Don’t talk to me about Plato, anyway, I don’t believe it. Just deceive yourself and others for the rest of your life. "

Wen Chou Chou can't understand Plato, but he probably understands the meaning, desire|desire is considered to be on the edge of love?I really don't understand.Is it not love to be with you all the time?If you think too much, your brain will be confused. Let's think about what to eat at night.Hearing him talk about eating, Bu Jing regained his energy, and the names of dishes popped out one by one, and he couldn't stop.

The days of peace are always short. Di Shitian is about to make alchemy and cross the catastrophe. He bet everything on himself and wants to become a fairy.Wen Chouchou will stay by his side no matter whether he succeeds or not, even if he dies for him later, he is willing to do so.

He originally thought that Di Shitian would not stay for anyone, but he did not expect that he would collect his own soul in this way, and made him a dharma body out of sycamore wood, and would always bring him by his side, never leaving him for a moment.He is already satisfied, and he has nothing else to ask for for thousands of years.

Di Shitian has been wandering around the world, living in no fixed place for 600 years, and even Wen Chouchou's rough wooden dharma body is about to become fine, and he met Bu Jingyun again in the downtown.Di Shitian teased Bu Jingyun a bit, tricked him, and smiled happily.

Wen Chouchou thought to himself, time can change everything, which is good, and it will always be worth waiting until the day when Di Shitian also develops feelings for him, even if it is forever.

Indra, I am the only one

People live for the rest of their lives, what do they picture?Di Shitian didn't understand it when he was still Xu Fu.What is it that made him understand desire|desire?Lived too long to remember.But everything started in Guiguzi.

Xu Fu's family was well-off, and he always wanted the wind and the rain to meet the rain, but when he was five years old, he rode on a slave and went wandering, and met a disheveled Taoist priest, which changed his life.He remembered that the Taoist priest was quite old with gray hair, and he was very happy to see him. He stretched out his Taoist robe and covered his head. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get rid of it. The laughter and the slave's cry were carried on the shoulders of the Taoist priests, farther and farther away from the market.

When the surroundings became quiet, the Taoist robe loosened and he fell to the ground. He grinned in pain and yelled at the Taoist priest: "You old guy! Send me back quickly! Otherwise, you won't be able to eat and walk around!"

The Taoist brushed aside the loose hair on his face, revealing a big painted face. He squatted by the stream to wash his face, and he couldn't speak clearly: "Hey! You boy who doesn't know what to do! You still don't know your situation? Now, you can no longer do whatever you want. Domineering young master, you are my scorpion! I am in a good mood, you can live longer, I am in a bad mood, and I will send you to see the King of Hades!"

When Xu Fu heard that he had no support, he was so frightened that he burst into tears. The Taoist priest was very impatient and tapped him a few times, and he could only open his mouth and could not speak.After the Taoist priest finished washing his face, he didn't cover him with the Taoist robe again. He squeezed a spell and used his magic to travel thousands of miles. Wherever he passed, the surrounding scenery became blurred light and shadow.Xu Fu's heartbeat began to speed up, and he was so excited: God!Live fairy!

Later, when he entered Ghost Valley and met his fellow apprentices, he realized that this group of gods who knew magic were all bastards with stomachs full of bad water!

Xu Fu is talented, and he can learn everything easily. He only needs to practice for one month when the other brothers practice for a year. Even so, his master Gui Guzi is still dissatisfied. It's so easy for you to die or live? I absolutely can't let you have an easy time!" What follows is endless practice.

Xu Fu wanted to learn at first, and the more and more complicated spells he practiced, the happier he was, but gradually he found that the number of brothers around him was decreasing one by one.He didn't ask Guiguzi directly, but quietly investigated, and found that Guiguzi actually planned to make his fellow disciples kill each other!Only if you win can you live, if you lose, you can only die!

Xu Fu was only in his teens at this time. He couldn't stand such a cruel blow, and became cynical. He disliked everyone and always felt that everyone was going to hurt him. After discovering poisonous insects and hidden weapons that could kill people at places they must pass through, they finally left the valley one day.

He used to be a little bit homesick, so he hurried back to his home for half a month, and it was already midnight. He lay on the roof, wanting to see what his parents were doing, and gently lifted the tiles, but In the arms of his parents, another boy who was very similar to himself when he was young was acting like a baby.

Xu Fu felt cold and didn't go back in the end, that home no longer belonged to him.He started a wandering life, no fixed place, and nothing to do all day long. When he wandered to Zhao State, he met a man on the streets of Handan and bet with him to use a small Dinding to pull a carriage.He thought, this guy with a big tone is not afraid of breaking the cowhide, beware of Feng Da flashing his tongue!

Amidst the exclamation of the crowd, that person actually pulled the carriage away with his penis!The man pulled faster and faster, and the onlookers couldn't keep up with his speed. Finally, he kicked the horse's ass, jumped into the carriage and drove the carriage away!Only then did the owner of the car come to his senses, but two legs could not run with four legs, and that kid had long since disappeared!

Xu Fu followed that kid all the time, seeing him pull the carriage to the black market to sell, and suddenly appear in front of the other party when the other party was triumphantly holding the money bag in his mouth, he blew a breath, and the bulging money bag dried up.

The kid wanted to get angry at first, but after comparing the value of force, he was quite self-aware, and sighed: "Hero, that money is my tribute to you!" Then he cursed in a voice that he thought no one else could hear, "Just Take it as Lao Tzu's reward for your coffin money!"

Xu Fu was not angry, he stretched out his hand to reveal the knife coin he was holding, and smiled: "You are so funny, I will treat you to a drink tonight!" Seeing his generosity, the boy could only smash the silver coin Ya and Xuetun: "Okay! Enough loyalty! My name is Lao Ai! We will be brothers from now on!"

Lai Ai was lucky, that day he acted as Little Ding Ding pulling a carriage, and someone saw him, that person was Lu Buwei, he became Lu Buwei's disciple, and took care of Zhu Ji and Yingzheng's mother and son after Lu Buwei brought Yingyi back to Qin, After going back and forth, he hooked up with Zhu Ji, which was a double gain of wealth and sex.

Xu Fu followed him, but he only stayed in the room to make alchemy, most of which were for Zhu Ji's beauty, and he rarely went out until Zhu Ji's mother and son were taken back to Qin, and Lai Ai followed, and even pretended to be a eunuch to sneak into the palace. , and secretly communicated with Zhu Ji.Later, Yingyi died, Yingzheng ascended the throne, and Lu Buwei and Yingzheng clashed. Lai Ai had a big heart and wanted to profit from the fisherman.

Xu Fu only had time to recall his remnant soul, obey his entrustment to take care of his son who was secretly raised in Bieguan, and was summoned to Weiyang Palace by Ying Zheng.Yingzheng was young and ruthless. Shortly after killing Lai Ai, he overthrew his false father, Lu Buwei. He was finally in power. He didn't know where he got a fragment of alchemy, and he firmly believed that he could practice the medicine of immortality.

Xu Fu took advantage of the situation and ordered to kill the phoenix to get blood. On the day of the pill, he hesitated for a long time, and finally swallowed the pill by himself, and then fled.Ying Zheng couldn't let it go, but he didn't find Xu Fu until he died.The peerless overlord of a generation was finally no match for life, old age, sickness and death, and died of a sudden illness.

Xu Fu hid in Qiwu Mountain, and led his boys and girls disciples to concentrate on cultivation, and avoided years of wars. When he came out of the mountain, there would be another Emperor Shitian in the world.

Indra, I am the only one

Xu Fu, no, it should be called Di Shitian. He came out of Qiwu Mountain. He first went to a populated place to confirm the age, then fabricated a false identity, blended in with the crowd, constantly challenged others, and constantly broke through the boundaries of himself. Gradually, he became There is a feeling that it is impossible to find a defeat.It happened to be a time when the emperor was a fool and had no way, rebellions were rampant, and wars were everywhere. By coincidence, he was also made the Nine-Five Supreme!

However, he didn't enjoy the feeling of power over the world for a long time, and he got tired of it.Without him, there are too many constraints, everyone thinks it is good to be the emperor, hehe!It should be noted that when the emperor wakes up earlier than chickens and goes to bed later than dogs, even his wife must be married. The ministers discussed it and recommended it!Then he feigned death and slipped away, leaving behind a whole harem of women and cheap posthumous children who didn't know when they would appear.

Di Shitian's life was very boring. Apart from eating, drinking, and sleeping, it was a practice competition. Afterwards, only the practice competition was left. When he thought he was at the top of the world, Xuanwu gave him a blow to the head.That night he was drunk, got into a fight with someone in a daze, and finally lost his strength. When he woke up, he found himself lying on the street, and the originally bustling street was turned into ruins.Touch the head, light!The hair was shaved!He was sure that it was not a dream, so he missed Xuanwu, because he instinctively cast a curse on people during the competition, he easily found Xuanwu, and lost the competition again in a waking state.

The two have been chasing after each other for many years, and they are used to each other. It would be strange if the other party didn't show up to find fault for a certain period of time.Di Shitian also wondered why he wasn't tired of this monotonous game, even though Xuanwu would be wiped out with a single movement of ten fingers, he still didn't do that.

Once he had just competed with Xuanwu, and while he was walking, he was thinking about what tricks he should use next time he met Xuanwu in order to win by surprise, but he heard rumors in the world that Fufenglei was the number one in the world.Hey!Not ashamed!Let's go and see.Only when he found it did he find out that he was just an ordinary man who was impoverished in his middle age, possessing peerless martial arts and yet being bullied by ordinary rich people!What five thunders turned into murderers!It's just relying on the strange physique at birth and being able to absorb the power of the five elements!

With a heart of teasing, he went to learn art from a teacher, with a sincere attitude and a lot of ceremonies for apprenticeship, and he had no one in a thousand bones, how could Nu Fenglei stand up to his temptation?However, it is true that the five thunders can not be learned by everyone, so in desperation, he had to put forward a condition, asking him to teach the rich family who bullied him before.Who knew that Nu Fenglei's wife's father was also in that rich man's house that day, and was taken away by Di Shitian!

Nu Fenglei was crying and complaining about his son in his wife's arms. He was so angry that he yelled at Di Shitian, and Di Shitian was already tired of this game. He killed Nu Fenglei's wife and children, frozen Nu Fenglei, and ended the game. farce.Xuanwu watched from the beginning to the end and didn't stop him, and Di Shitian didn't ask why, but since then, no matter what spells he used, he couldn't find Xuanwu.

He sneered: "Another defender of Taoism!" That's all, there are many masters in the world, and when they get tired of toys, they have to be thrown away, and holding them in their hands as treasures is no good!If you look down on me, I don't care about you either!Feeling angry, he went back to Tianmen, which was established not long ago. On the way, he met a boy with good muscles and bones to kill a wolf.

Although time is meaningless to him, it is still necessary to run a power, so when his subordinates reported to Tianshan that there was an extra Tianxia Hui, he suddenly remembered the little attendant who reported to him a few days ago , So someone called the little attendant.When I saw it, it turned out to be him. His name was Wen Chou Chou. His name was really ugly.

Wen Chouchou looked at him with adoring fanaticism and utter devotion. It was hard to imagine that he killed his roommate and hung him on the ice cave door to demonstrate.He handed over the task of detailed work to Wen Chouchou, and Wen Chouchou not only completed it well, but also brought back news of Huo Qilin.

When he first heard the news, he thought that there was something wrong with his ears. With the power of the fire unicorn, he couldn't even please Xiongba when he encountered it. He was actually eaten by a yellow-haired child!interesting!interesting!So funny!He had a hunch that his life would not be so boring anymore!

He accepted the person who ate the fire unicorn as a disciple, and even made him the young master of the heavens, just to see him make a fool of himself. If he told this reason, no one would believe it, but it was the truth.While he was happy to have a new toy, he was uneasy at the same time, because although this toy did not resist him, it was not so easy to see through it, and unforeseen changes would occur if anything involved him.

Although he later found out the details of this disciple, he still spared his life. The reason was just to use his heart and soul to overcome the calamity of his heart.Once the heart calamity is over, he has become a fairy, but he began to miss the mortal world again.

He is very unfamiliar with this feeling left in Bu Jinghun's heart and soul, and repeatedly wants to completely erase it, but he is reluctant-in fact, it is only a small part of Bu Jinghun's feelings for Bu Jingyun.Di Shitian made a decision in his heart, he decided to try his feelings, even if he failed, there would be no loss for him at all.Of course, his experimental subjects couldn't be idiots like Bu Jinghun. After counting and counting, only Wen Chou Chou was the one who was familiar, loyal, and shared the same language!

Di Shitian took out the small wooden doll in his sleeve, and was very disgusted: it didn't even have a body!Forget it, try it.

More than 600 years have passed, and the little wooden puppet has cultivated into a Dharma body, which can be large or small, and is very flexible. With the changes of the times, he often goes out to bring him some strange things, which provokes him to be in Qiwu Mountain. I couldn't stay any longer, so I decided to go out for a walk to see what was different about Bu Jing's era. I'm sure it wasn't just the flush toilet that Bu Jing's idiot said was different.

After changing into a modern short shirt, he took a tin cart to the street and saw the high-rise buildings made of reinforced concrete and colorful neon lights.While Wen Chouchou was going to buy food, he squatted in front of the pirated bookstall and looked at some YY cultivating Ma Wen - modern simplified Chinese characters Wen Chouchou taught him, and he read it with gusto. willing to go.

He looked up at Wen Chouchou, and made a surrounding gesture with his hands: "Buy them all!"

Wen Chou was stunned.

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Juetian's appearance is inherited from Yan Ying, the number one beauty in martial arts in the Central Plains. Gone are the people who waited at the door just to catch a glimpse of him when he went out.

He was very bored, so he borrowed a boat with Jue Wushen to go out to sea, and when he was lying on the deck watching the sky, his men came to report that he had picked up a strange thing from the sea, which he had never heard of or seen before.

He became curious, ordered someone to wipe it clean and presented it for a look. It was a red warm meat ball, extremely soft, and could be transformed into various shapes according to external forces.He was delighted to see Lie Xin, hugged him in his arms and refused to let go, but saw the fleshy ball stretched in front of his eyes and turned into a good-looking naked man!

He almost yelled, but the man covered his mouth, laughed, and then watched a trick. The price of this trick was a whole boat, and even he almost died in the flames.To his surprise, he didn't hate that man at all, instead, all he could think about was his mocking face.

He survived the catastrophe, but unexpectedly met that handsome man at the pier again, and brought him home.I wanted to tease him, but I annoyed him. If my mother hadn't come in time, she would have been kissed by a snake!

Only then did he know the name and identity of the other party, and he read the three words Bu Jinghun many times, as if he was about to chew it up and swallow it into his stomach.

He heard the cooperation between his mother and Bu Jinghun, and thought it was ironic, that woman was wishful thinking, how could his father lose!However, my father really lost!Losing was a crushing defeat, and even his life was put in!

Juetian has never been so confused and at a loss like this moment, the sky above his head has collapsed, and he is only 12 years old, he can't support it at all!In desperation, he followed his mother Yan Ying back to the Central Plains.Hey!That woman thought she was beautiful, so others would show mercy to her. Look, she was used as bait to catch Nie Feng!Although he got his life back in the end, he lost all his ambitions and lost his glory. In gratitude for Nie Feng's filial piety, he went back to Nie's house!

Juetian didn't go with him, after all, they are not a family, besides, the woman said that she would live with her, but in fact, she clearly wanted him to refuse in her eyes!Ah, I never thought that Tangtang Juetian would be treated as an oil bottle sometimes!

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