The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

Chapter 3

Being so pressed by Shen Yi, Li Jiaoyang felt a chill rushing up from behind, Shen Yi smiled horribly, Li Jiaoyang shook his head quickly and said, "No, don't think too much, alas, why are you so brainy, Mr. Lu Xun said , when some people see white sleeves, they immediately think of white arms, and when they see nudity, they immediately think of genitals..."

"Isn't that still the same meaning?" Shen Yi said with a sinister smile, "You've only seen Lu Xun?" Li Jiaoyang wanted to slap both of himself, but why did he provoke Shen Yi by speaking out of his wits? The consequences might be very serious. serious.

Thinking of all the "bullying" he had suffered because of making Shen Yi unhappy, Li Jiaoyang's scalp went numb, his shoulders dropped, and he escaped from under Shen Yi's arm, his face full of dog-legged smiles, but his legs slowed Move slowly towards the door.

"Then why do I have a meeting to hold later, President Shen will talk later!" Before he could finish speaking, Li Jiaoyang ran away with his life.

Shen Yi stood there and "hummed", but couldn't understand what it meant.

The "Song of the Wind" Fan Painting Contest was launched on Thursday.Shen Yi plans to set aside Friday for everyone to relax, so that the children will have time to paint on weekends. "Song of the Wind" is an ancient and beautiful animation, with a bit of ink and wash artistic conception. The characters in it are also brightly dressed and have their own characteristics. The painting style is very in line with the preferences of this group of users, and it is very eye-catching.

It's six o'clock in the afternoon, half an hour before the end of get off work, and it's time for the rest of the people to enter Moyangong. However, the largest user group in the cute circle is very lively.

Nishijiujiu sauce: Oh my god, Daddy Shit Goat actually organized a contest with prizes!

Daydream Blue Night: Scattering flowers~ Daddy Shit Sheep!But I have to attend cram school on weekends, so I won't have time to draw until next week.The event time is quite short, I don't know if I can catch up.

Nishikujiu-chan: I've been learning how to draw seriously recently!It's time to scare you to death!

It's a dead sheep: it's not a shit sheep, it's a dead sheep!Also, it’s fine for you to type Chinese characters, but what does it mean to send an emoji?It's uncomfortable for all waves, isn't it? ? ?

Li Jiaoyang quickly typed on the keyboard to scold his primary school student users.His nickname is Li Shiyang, which was given to him by his classmates when he was in school. Everyone also called him "Li Siyang" for intimacy, just for fun.But Shen Yi didn't call him that, he would only call him Li Jiaoyang seriously.The nickname of his QQ account in the user group is also called this name. Everything is normal, but the mistake is that he shouldn't talk about brain circuits to this group of elementary school students who are not upright.

As a result, the dead sheep turned into shit sheep, and every time they sent that shitty emoji to tease Li Jiaoyang.In the beginning, Li Jiaoyang would try his best to persuade the users, but it didn't make sense to reason with the brats. Instead, he pushed his nose and face, and all kinds of evil names came, and his noble and glamorous image disappeared.

Li Jiaoyang was about to deliver a long speech when he was shoved aside by Shen Yi. He sat in his seat, took over the keyboard, pinched the bridge of his nose with his fingers, and then put it on the keyboard to start typing.

It's a dead sheep: In short, Dad has brought you sponsors now, and everyone calls on all your friends to participate.This is the first time that our cute circle has held such a formal competition, the cubs want to give their father a face!

After Shen Yi finished typing, he looked at Li Jiaoyang, and then chose the most outrageous expression and sent it out.

The others didn't realize that there was a change behind the account, and they chattered a lot. All in all, they were very passionate sentences about fighting for the cute circle.Shen Yi instigated it again, making it seem like a jihad was going to be fought tomorrow.

"Fuck me." Li Jiaoyang was lying in front of the computer and watched Shen Yi play the game, and he was stunned, "How did you imitate my tone of voice?"

"Do you find it difficult?"

Li Jiaoyang said in shock: "Am I so meaningless?"

"Are you wrong?" Shen Yi saw that it was time to get off work, and said goodbye to the children in the group, Balabala, then got up and looked at Li Jiaoyang and said, "Shouldn't it be that I am so capable?"

"You are quite strong." Li Jiaoyang said with a smile, "Isn't it good to play with elementary school students?"

Shen Yi didn't like to hear this, he gave Li Jiaoyang a blank look, and was about to leave after get off work.Before he put on his clothes, he was caught by the product manager running down the stairs, and asked him to go upstairs to see if the content in their test version met Shen Yi's requirements.

Guo Zhiyuan pulled Shen Yi and said: "Look, this version adds group functions according to your request, but now there are only a few large groups with relatively large numbers of people. Users who want to open other groups need to apply to the official. After the review, it will be officially put on the shelves." Shen Yi listened to Guo Zhiyuan explaining to him, while swiping and pulling the screen to check.

"Isn't this interface design too girly?" Shen Yi complained, "It looks like a female community, Brother Yuan, can you be a little bit more masculine?"

Guo Zhiyuan, a product manager who was born as a designer, immediately dismissed Shen Yi's request: "Most of our users are women, don't you think this design is not cute? Wow, this is the first time I see someone asking to design a straight man Aesthetic."

"Cute is cute, that's..." Shen Yi glanced at the 1.9-meter-tall, 1.6-meter-tough, straight guy in front of him, "Isn't it a little too cute?" Guo Zhiyuan suddenly shook his face in front of him, a girl who looked like "Ya Da Ya Da".

In other words, Guo Zhiyuan came to the company earlier, and the occasion on which he met Li Jiaoyang is no longer testable.He was originally a UI designer. At that time, he encountered a career bottleneck and was thinking about transformation. By chance, he came to Moe Circle and became a product manager.Li Jiaoyang didn't know anything about calculation books, as long as the basic functions he needed could be met, he didn't interfere with the rest.But after Shen Yi came, he found that Guo Zhiyuan had a problem. I don't know if it was the designer's stubbornness or something. He always liked to do some anti-human operations for the sake of beauty.For this reason, he communicated with Guo Zhiyuan several times, but the results he got every time made him very helpless.Because Guo Zhiyuan is too big, even if his face is only 1.6 meters, even if he is very literary and artistic girl in heart, this person is still very social in appearance. Fortunately, he is fine in his spare time. Even the wild dogs in the park will stick to him when they see him. Walk.Shen Yi, a high-level intellectual who claims to have received French elite education, disdains to fight fiercely with such a person.

To put it bluntly, I was still afraid of being beaten.

At this time, the programmers would comfort him, if Brother Yuan didn't come up with some anti-human functional designs, then he wouldn't be Brother Yuan.

Cherish the present and get used to it, because there will be more terrible things in the future.

The heart of a product manager is harder to grasp than a needle under the sea.

"Can we update the version this time to catch up with the event?" Shen Yi said, "I want to ask them to fill in some content in the group by the way, so that it will be lively."

Guo Zhiyuan said: "After submitting the review tomorrow, there will be no problem with Android, but the review period for IOS will be longer."

"Oh, it doesn't matter." Shen Yi said indifferently, "Our users are mostly elementary school students, and the proportion of IOS is really not big. There are also learning machines in the client end of the background statistics."

"I'm sorry." Guo Zhiyuan said, "This distinguished Apple user can't appreciate the existence of learning machines."

Shen Yi smiled.

Because the copywriting of this fan competition was written by Shen Yi himself, it was written in the second grade and burning again. In addition, it was the first time since the establishment of the cute circle for a long time that a Two-dimensional related event was held, and the children even joined in. All of them were full of fighting spirit and worked hard to produce.This made Shen Yi very gratified. He spoke in a much gentler tone with his QQ number in the group.

His account is an English name called LuciferV5. Li Jiaoyang pulled him into the user group and told the users that this new big brother is scary, you have to be obedient and don't make him angry.At first, the users didn't believe it. For children, it's easy to be confused when they are forced, and they especially like to talk about childish truths.Shen Yi set them up several times behind the backs of the so-called "cruel adults", and those disobedient ones stopped.Because his name is too difficult to pronounce, users respectfully call him "V5 Da Da", as long as V5 Da Da speaks out, the rest of the people dare not even fart.

However, Shen Yi also has a small account called Mao Er Ji Yuan Niang in the group. The character of this account is a cute and cute little lolita, who plays very well with the users - of course, this is also operated by Shen Yi, he After all, he is a fine scorer, and it is his job to accurately enter the user's interior.

Li Jiaoyang felt that Shen Yi's method of playing fine points was simply a magical operation. He wanted to learn the art from a teacher many times, but Shen Yi told him with a sneer that after a few years of working in the circle, he would be fine, and he didn't need to learn from others.

"Then why do you call Lucifer Mighty?" Li Jiaoyang pronounced the name as if speaking plainly, "Lucifer is a pretty good name."

Shen Yi said: "Lucifer is a fallen angel."

"Wow! Is it so high school?" Li Jiaoyang exclaimed, "It's kind of cool. So you like this kind of religious stuff? You can't be..." He suddenly made a surprised expression.

"No, because the ID of an e-sports player I like is LuciferV6." Shen Yi felt that Li Jiaoyang was a bit awkward to chat with, and was too lazy to play tricks on him, so he directly revealed the answer, and asked him by the way, "How's the recent remake?"

"I'm starting to watch "Gintama." Li Jiaoyang smiled, "It's quite interesting, but Japanese animations are so long, it takes a long time to watch one, and I watch it too slowly."

"No way, you can't complete the things that others have spent more than ten years watching over overnight." Shen Yi said, "These are classic long-running shows, and those that have only been released for one or two seasons have not yet been completed." I tell you to see it."

"for example?"

"Such as small basketballs, volleyballs, swimming, and bicycles." Shen Yi said, "There are also headless Arakawa Tokyo Ghoul swords..."

"Slow down, slow down..." Li Jiaoyang hurriedly took out his mobile phone to take notes, and then searched a few at random, "It's been a few years, isn't there anything new?"

Shen Yi sighed: "The golden age of Japanese animation has passed, you just watch the excitement."

"Then which one do you like to watch the most?" Li Jiaoyang asked.

Shen Yi thought for a while and said, "I like "Legend of Sword Wind" the most."

"Oh--"

"Oh what?" Shen Yi asked, "Have you heard of it?"

"No." Li Jiaoyang immediately shook his head, "Can you tell me what I've heard? It's especially the one about migrant workers. Everyone watched it when I was young. Look, for example, I really like "Slam Dunk", although This is quite popular. I play basketball because I watched "Slam Dunk", and I think playing basketball is very handsome, and it is a particularly dreamy thing. But I don't like Rukawa Kaede, she is too pretentious. I I like Sakuragi Flower Road, how about you?"

"Me too." Shen Yi muttered in a low voice.

Li Jiaoyang didn't hear clearly: "Huh?"

Shen Yi flicked Li Jiaoyang's forehead and said, "I like fools."

"Oh—" Li Jiaoyang understood this time, "You also like Yingmuhuadao!"