The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

Chapter 24

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There are two kinds of people in this world, one is a nerd and the other is a nerd.

The first type of dead house is a very pure person who will die when he goes out, and it seems that he can consume all his life if he moves it.The second type of dead house is more powerful. They cannot communicate with normal people, cannot experience the joy of real life, and can only immerse themselves in the world of paper people to seek spiritual satisfaction.

Disco dancing, the most popular way of socializing for modern young people, is obviously not compatible with the above two groups of people.

Asking the dead house to dance disco is basically equivalent to using the most brutal method of massacre.

Christmas Eve was a working day, so Li Jiaoyang organized everyone to have dinner after work in the evening.Fortunately, he reserved a table, otherwise there would be a long queue of people outside.Thinking about the torment to come, the rest of the people had a really bad meal, as if they were on the road.

They were very envious of Fu Ming and Guo Zhiyuan, two married men. For the first time, the singles yearned for married life, because they had a reason to refuse to participate in disco activities.

"Isn't it too early to go now?" Li Jiaoyang looked at his phone, and the time indicated ten o'clock.Hu Yunfang said: "It's still early? Usually, my family and I are going to bed at this time!"

Li Jiaoyang looked at the other people who also looked like they were going to die, and said, "Okay, I'll call a car and go." He deliberately didn't drive here today, just to have a good fight with these weaklings at night.The two cars almost loaded the people and drove them towards their destination.

Ten o'clock is still very early for a nightclub, even if it's Christmas Eve.Many people have booked booths but haven't come yet. Once inside, it's pitch black, the music is so loud that it can pierce eardrums, and there are people walking back and forth in the narrow aisle, but the dance floor has not yet become lively, and no one goes up at all. dance.

"Where is our location!" Li Jiaoyang asked Hu Yunfang loudly.

Hu Yufang replied loudly: "It's a private room! There were no booths when I booked!"

"Damn it!" Li Jiaoyang was confused, "Why don't you book a private room and sing KTV! I've been here for so long, it's the first time I've heard of a private room!"

Hu Yunfang said: "How do I know!"

Everyone Wuyang Wuyang was taken into the legendary private room of the nightclub by the waiter. The structure inside is exactly the same as that of a KTV. Although the sound insulation effect is not very good, it can also block part of the noisy music outside.Quiet, the atmosphere inside seemed even more awkward.

"This..." Li Jiaoyang was obviously facing this situation for the first time. He picked up the microphone stiffly, patted it, and said, "Should I give a speech on Christmas Eve?"

Everyone rolled their eyes at the same time, very disrespectful to the boss.

"Yunfang!" Li Jiaoyang said holding the microphone, "Hurry up and ask them to put out drinks, fruit plates, snacks and so on! It's still cold outside, so we can sing nursery rhymes to cheer up the atmosphere and emotions. What, I Sing for respect!" After that, he sat in front of the karaoke stand and ordered "Tun Er" for himself.

As soon as the post-modern earth rock music with strong northeastern Errenzhuan style plays, everyone wants to die, plus Li Jiaoyang abruptly imitates Andy Lau's singing in substandard Cantonese, it is simply a nuclear explosion level of destruction .

"I really want to go home and sleep!" Tang Xiaohui felt that she was devastated, while Tong Yu, who was sitting beside her, was playing games without hearing anything outside the window.God knows why the signal in the private room of the nightclub is so good? "Peach." She said, "Take me to play for a while."

Before Tong Yu could speak, Li Jiaoyang said, "Tangtang! Come and sing with brother!"

Tang Xiaohui pretended to be dead.

"Hey..." Zhang Chunqiang sighed, thinking that this is not an option.Seeing a few sets of dice on the table, she greeted everyone and said, "Let's play a game for a while." Her words still carry some weight, at least everyone is willing to agree.She divided the dice among several people and introduced the rules of the game.Each person has six dice, first buckled in the dice cup and shaken, and one person shouted slogans, numbers, or Optimus Prime, and then opened the dice cup to perform prescribed actions.Shouting a number is like "six twos", and everyone turns the dice in their hands to two points up.If you call Optimus Prime, you need to stack up six dice.The last person to finish will be given a drink, one drink at a time.

They tried two first, and found it very simple. Zhang Chunqiang said with a meaningful smile: "You won't find it easy after a while."

This booth was for playing games, and that one was accompanied by Li Jiaoyang singing like a singer from the world.He himself felt that singing was boring, so he went out for a walk. There were few people scattered on the dance floor, and he twisted in it, but it was not interesting, so he ran back in a daze.When he came back, he saw that several people were still having fun there, and he really wanted to join in, so Zhang Chunqiang said, "Hurry up and pour the wine!"

"Understood!" Li Jiaoyang muttered, casually mixed up a bunch of drinks on the table and poured them into the shaker, and finally put a lot of multifunctional drinks in it.

The wine prepared in this way is like a drink when you drink it immediately, but it has a great aftertaste. No one knows what will happen if you drink too much.

Li Jiaoyang couldn't join the battle, so he went in and out several times, so sad.The Tianya singer also changed from him to Tang Xiaohui, he looked in from the outside, there were a group of chatterers, and one was sitting and singing, he didn't know how emotionally hurt this girl was.

However, when the time approached midnight, everything seemed to have changed.

"Optimus Prime!" Zhang Chunqiang yelled, and everyone quickly opened the dice cups in their hands, desperately stacking the six dice together, accompanied by various cursing.Why scold the street?Because I couldn't concentrate and my fingers trembled, it was as if the operation suddenly became more difficult.

The air conditioner in the private room also raised the temperature a lot, which catalyzed the fermentation of alcohol.Because of Tang Xiaohui's withdrawal, Li Jiaoyang was finally able to play two games.But he was clumsy, and he was the last one every time. After being fined three cups, he started to quit, thinking that the dance floor outside was more suitable for him.

It was midnight, and the DJ put on the dance music that hit the audience, and the dance floor was full of people, dancing crazily under the non-stop flashing laser light.

"I want to go to the toilet." Tang Xiaohui said to Zhang Chunqiang, "Where is the toilet?"

Shen Yi said: "I need to cross the dance floor, there are many people outside, I will accompany you."

Tong Yu said: "I will go too."

So Shen Yi took the two children outside.Is it okay to go out this time?The scene was completely different from when they first arrived, the floor seemed to be shaking, the Christmas Eve scene was crowded, full of glamorous girls with thighs exposed and men pretending to be looking for an affair.

And why did someone already drink too much and vomit on the ground just after twelve o'clock?

Shen Yi frowned, and said to the people behind him, "You two hold me, don't get lost."

"Okay." Tang Xiaohui and Tong Yu answered together.

Almost fleeing across the dance floor, Tang Xiaohui and Tong Yu went to one side alone, while Shen Yi waited in the corner outside.The men's and women's toilets are separated from each other, and the light is better than that on the dance floor, but it is limited.If it is said that the aisle outside is still a small scene, here is a bit of a sentient being.Crying, throwing up like crazy, there were everyone, Shen Yi looked at them indifferently.

Suddenly, two figures came into his field of vision, he subconsciously hid in the dark, squinted his eyes to identify carefully, one of the girls turned out to be Lan Ye!

Why is she here?Who was the man with whom she was behaving intimately?

Before Shen Yi had time to think deeply, Tong Yu came out.Lan Ye went into the women's restroom, Shen Yi couldn't pretend to be a woman no matter how long his hair was, so he gave up.After a while, Tang Xiaohui also came out.Shen Yi led the two of them to continue to shuttle on the dance floor.

This time they failed to break through because they met Li Jiaoyang.

"You guys are here!" Li Jiaoyang jumped up with the energy of drinking, pulled Shen Yi and shouted, "Let's play for a while!"

Shen Yi also shouted: "I don't want it!"

Tang Xiaohui and Tong Yu saw that it was the first time they had come to a nightclub, and they stood there in a daze on the crowded dance floor, a little scared and a little curious.They can't stand for too long in this place, and the people next to them are jumping wildly, and the rhythm is so clear, they will be brought up more or less.First, Tang Xiaohui moved, she can't dance, she can only jump up and down, after jumping twice, she found that no one minded her, it was quite fun, so she took Tong Yu to jump together.

"Look! Aren't they having fun!" Li Jiaoyang shouted, "Little bird! Jump!" He is a little nightclub prince, and he is like a fish in water in this kind of place, holding onto Shen Yi's hand without letting go. , I almost hugged each other.

The atmosphere on the dance floor is very contagious. After drinking, as long as you dance a little, you seem to forget your name in an instant, abandon all shame, and enter a state of madness regardless of whether you can dance or not.Anyway, it's pitch black, it's all demons dancing wildly, isn't it just earthy?

Alcohol began to fully play its role at this time, Tong Yu and Tang Xiaohui, two little bastards, had already started giggling, screaming loudly, Li Jiaoyang was crazy all the time, only Shen Yi could barely keep calm.Looking back a little, I saw a slightly bald middle-aged man from a state-owned enterprise wearing a V-neck blue sweater, looking at them inquiringly while doing dance steps like radio gymnastics.

Why is the middle-aged uncle in a state-owned enterprise not going home after work to nurse his children?

It was too hot on the dance floor, Li Jiaoyang was already sweating after dancing for a while, and shouted: "No way, no way!" He grabbed the three of them and went back.

As soon as they entered the private room, a strong smell of alcohol gushed out, Li Jiaoyang, Tang Xiaohui and Tong Yu also blushed.Li Jiaoyang jumped in, threw himself on the sofa, and said coquettishly to Zhang Chunqiang, "Brother Qiang, why don't you go dance with us!"

Zhang Chunqiang hiccupped and said, "Isn't this... playing!"

Li Jiaoyang asked: "How was the game?"

Zhang Chunqiang pointed to the shaker, which was already two-thirds empty.Li Jiaoyang laughed loudly, got up and poured all the leftover mess into it, took a glass and drank it down, and shouted: "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home!"

It's all messed up, the calm and awkward scene at ten o'clock is gone, and what's left is just a group of drunken drunks unleashing their instincts.

Hu Yunfang took the microphone, stepped on the table and replayed "Tuner" and began to sing, Tang Xiaohui danced for her.Liu Zixu and Wang Yu ran to the dance floor outside to do radio gymnastics.Li Jiaoyang, Shen Yi, Zhang Chunqiang and Tong Yu punched each other, and each had a cup.

Li Jiaoyang drank too much, he was so hot that he was sweating.He took off the outer sweater, leaving only the inner shirt, and his back collapsed.He handed the sweater to Shen Yi, and said with a moaning voice, "Little bird, fan me."

"Get lost." Shen Yi simply replied.

"No!" Li Jiaoyang's eyes were blurred, and he pointed at Shen Yi with one hand—he thought he was pointing at Shen Yi, but in fact he pointed to the clothes hanger beside him, "I! Hot!"

Shen Yi said: "You are hot to find your mother!"

Li Jiaoyang turned to look for Tong Yu again, crying, "Mom!"

Tong Yu also drank too much, hugged Li Jiaoyang and said, "I don't have a girlfriend yet, what should I do if I drag a son like you!"

Li Jiaoyang turned around again, hugged Shen Yi, and shouted: "Oh, what can my mother do!" He made Zhang Chunqiang laugh out loud, and after laughing, he began to shake his head again, saying he was dizzy.

This chaotic scene lasted until three or four o'clock in the morning, and there was enough trouble. Some lay tired on the sofa, and some sat together in threes and started talking.Anyway, they all drank too much, and each talked differently, not to mention how funny the scene was.

Only Zhang Chunqiang was still struggling to hold on, seeing that the time was almost up, he told everyone to leave as soon as possible.Everyone who is mentally retarded will either kneel or crawl on the ground to check if they have forgotten anything, and then go out to take a taxi.

No matter what time it was outside the nightclub, there was no need to worry about running out of cars. Zhang Chunqiang divided everyone according to the route, and told Wang Yu, who hadn't drunk too much, to send everyone home safely. She was going to send Shen Yi and Li Jiaoyang.

First, Shen Yi and Shen Yi sent the drunk and unconscious Li Jiaoyang home, and the next stop was Shen Yi's house.Zhang Chunqiang looked at him and asked, "Can you do it yourself?"

"No problem." Shen Yi looked quite calm and gestured to Zhang Chunqiang.

"Then I won't take you in." Zhang Chunqiang said, "Goodbye." Then he watched Shen Yi enter the gate of his community, and then asked the driver to see her off.

Snowflakes are falling in Beijing in the early morning. May Santa Claus drive by the sky and bring happiness to everyone who still has fairy tales in their hearts.

The phone rang countless times, and it seemed as if the phone was about to explode. Li Jiaoyang got up from the bed stiffly, followed by a burst of dizziness.He resisted the feeling of vomiting and touched the phone. When he connected, he yelled: "Li Siyang, what's the matter with you! Don't go to work?!"

It's Zhang Chunqiang.

Li Jiaoyang looked at the time, it was already eleven o'clock, and immediately said: "Come on! You wait! I'll go there!" He hung up the phone, got up and got out of bed, and knelt down on the ground as soon as his feet touched the ground. He yelled and rolled on the floor for several times before barely standing up. He saw that his calf from knee to ankle was bruised, and it was obvious that he couldn't fall out just now.

"Fuck!" Li Jiaoyang was shocked, seeing that the weird marks were not caused by a fight or a wrestling, so there is only one possibility - could it be that he was raped last night?But no matter how he thought about it, his mind was blank. He still remembered the things before twelve o'clock, and the memory after twelve o'clock was as if the data had been deleted.He leaned on the wall and walked out. Yesterday's clothes were all taken off in the living room. He didn't have any hair on his body. He looked through it carefully, and found that he was missing a shoe and a sweater.And the bathroom smelled of alcohol, he reasoned a bit, he probably forgot to flush after throwing up.

Li Jiaoyang stood calmly for two seconds, then touched his butt, he didn't feel anything strange, he shouldn't have been raped.But now his mind is a mess, his whole body is light, and the feeling after the hangover is not good, so Li Jiaoyang can't help but feel the mid-life crisis or something.

As for what happened last night, it seems that the only way to verify it is to go to the company.

He struggled to put on his clothes, and was about to go out when his cell phone rang again, and it wasn't Zhang Chunqiang.

"Hello, are you Li Jiaoyang?" The voice was very strange, it sounded like some kind of insurance salesman.

"Yes." Li Jiaoyang was ready to hang up the phone at any time.

"We are from the police station." The other person skillfully told a bunch of information about the division, and then said, "Do you know Shen Yi?"

Li Jiaoyang was taken aback.police station?Shen Yi?Could it be that Shen Xiaoniao committed suicide last night?

In the end what happened!

"That...uncle policeman..." Sitting in the police station, Li Jiaoyang cautiously asked the two people's policemen on the opposite side, "May I ask... what happened to Shen Yi?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Zhang Chunqiang asked.As soon as Li Jiaoyang hung up on the police, he called Zhang Chunqiang. The two gathered at the gate of the police station.

"Oh, it's nothing." The police uncle said kindly, "I was brought by the aunt who was walking the dog early in the morning, um... After we found out that there is no problem, you can take him away."

"Huh?" Before the two could react, they saw Shen Yi stumbling out wearing clothes that were obviously not his own, and there was an aunt beside him.The aunt looked at Shen Yi with distaste, "tsk tsk" and said: "You have a greasy face and long hair, and you are acting like a hooligan. You should be arrested by the police!"

The police uncle saw that the aunt was still chattering, so he hurried up to try to persuade the quarrel. Shen Yi's face was livid, and when he saw Zhang Chunqiang and Li Jiaoyang, he turned his face away and almost broke his neck with so much strength.

"What's wrong with you, little bird?" Li Jiaoyang hurriedly went to express condolences.

The uncle of the policeman said: "We obtained the surveillance video, and the situation is like this..."

It started with Zhang Chunqiang saying goodbye to Shen Yi.Seeing Shen Yi's indifferent expression, Zhang Chunqiang thought he hadn't drunk too much, so he let him go home alone, wondering if he could get lost since he was at the gate of the community anyway?But that's where things went wrong. Shen Yi just had no expression on his face. In fact, he drank a lot. There may not be brains in that beautiful head.He stiffly went to the wrong unit. After going upstairs, he took the key and inserted it in the door for a long time but couldn't open the door. Then he turned his head and walked back silently.

Once in the elevator, he thought he was home and began to undress and go to bed, using his phone as a pillow.

Unfortunately, no one used the elevator at night, so Shen Yi just slept peacefully for half the night.Until the morning when the aunt came out to walk the dog and opened the elevator door, the scene almost frightened the aunt's dog into a heart attack.The aunt couldn't stand the excitement, so she sent Shen Yi to the police station on the grounds of being a hooligan.

"Hahahaha!" Li Jiaoyang laughed loudly in the taxi, tears came out of the laughter, "Oh no, I can't laugh anymore, my legs hurt! Oh my god, I laughed so hard! I thought you were really so horny Playing hooligans on Big Mom! Hahahahaha! This is the best joke I've heard this year!"

This is a public execution, it must be.Shen Yi was facing out the car window, and now he really wanted to jump out and commit suicide.

"No, you said you drank too much!" Zhang Chunqiang couldn't help laughing wildly, "I said I would have sent you home! How can this happen now!"

"That's it!" Li Jiaoyang said, "What can you do!"

Shen Yi couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted: "Shut up!"

Zhang Chunqiang quickly changed the subject: "Li Siyang, don't talk about others, do you think you are any better? Do you know that when you went upstairs last night, you climbed the stairs with your knees on your knees? No one persuaded you , kept saying that he was going on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem."

"Huh?" Li Jiaoyang slapped his forehead, "No wonder my whole calf is bruised, I thought I was raped!"

"Just you?" Zhang Chunqiang was disgusted, "Do you know that you also threw away a shoe?"

Li Jiaoyang said: "I'm missing a shoe... why did I throw it away? Ah, I'm also missing a piece of clothing!"

"Because you were about to vomit in the car yesterday!" Zhang Chunqiang said, "Then you took off your shoes and threw them in! As for clothes, I didn't see any clothes, maybe they let you eat."

"..." Li Jiaoyang didn't remember these things at all.

"You two!" Zhang Chunqiang said earnestly, "If you don't know how to drink, don't drink it! What kind of nonsense they are doing! Those few went to work today, but the dead and disabled, Hu Yunfang threw up in the toilet It's morning. Next time we can't do this kind of activity again, do you hear me?"

"Oh." Li Jiaoyang replied obediently.

With such a fuss, there is no point in going to work or anything.The clothes on Shen Yi's body were not his own. He just wanted to go home and take a good shower and sleep. Zhang Chunqiang was afraid that he would go to the wrong unit if he was hungover, so he and Li Jiaoyang sent him to the house together.

In fact, all three of them were in a state of hangover and exhausted their physical strength at this time.It's just that Zhang Chunqiang is an old Jianghu, and his tolerance is much stronger than theirs.

Shen Yi poured them a cup of hot water, forcibly ignored everything that had happened before, and said, "Why don't you guys rest here for a while."

Li Jiaoyang said in a daze, "That's fine." Zhang Chunqiang reconsidered.

"You." Shen Yi said to Li Jiaoyang, "Give me the phone before going to bed."

Li Jiaoyang threw the phone to Shen Yi without even thinking about it. Zhang Chunqiang said, "So refreshing? Can my girlfriend check her phone so easily in the future?"

"Can brothers compare with women?" Li Jiaoyang said vaguely.

Shen Yi snorted coldly, took Li Jiaoyang's cell phone and went into the bedroom.He didn't want to check Li Jiaoyang's private life, but to check Lan Ye's details.

He didn't forget about this.