The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

Chapter 43

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Li Jiaoyang didn't come home until four or five in the morning, reeking of alcohol.After he and Tan Minghui ended, he received a call from his fox friends. The night on the rest day was naturally colorful, and a group of young people drank and played disco until midnight.Li Jiaoyang was used to being alone, and he only went to Shen Yi's house as a borrower. He never thought about whether he would tell his roommate if he would go back or not, so he forgot about it.

So there was this oolong affair between Shen Yi and Tan Minghui.

Li Jiaoyang drank a little too much, and tremblingly held the key and pointed it into the keyhole, but he couldn't see it with both eyes, so he could see three or five double images in such a small keyhole.His hands were neither light nor heavy, and he couldn't open the door after struggling for a long time, so he leaned his forehead on the door and planned to rest for a while.

As soon as he leaned in, the door opened, and Li Jiaoyang leaned forward, falling into a warm embrace.

"Hmm..." Li Jiaoyang raised his head and looked carefully to see that it was Shen Yi. Just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, he began to vomit "Wow".Fortunately, Shen Yi was quick and didn't make Li Jiaoyang spit on himself.But the area at the door was badly damaged, and the smell of filthy wine spread in all directions, causing Shen Yi to frown involuntarily.

"You really don't let the fat and water flow into the fields of outsiders." Shen Yi said angrily, "It's only two steps away, so you can't spit it out?"

As if he didn't hear Shen Yi's words, Li Jiaoyang tried hard to go to the toilet to vomit, but he couldn't control himself, so he had to pinch his mouth with his fingers.The stomach bulged out one after another, and the vomit flowed out from the corner of his mouth. Li Jiaoyang bowed his waist, walked all the way, and finally managed to move himself to the toilet, and vomited violently again.Shen Yi rolled his eyes angrily, it might as well just spit it out at the door, now he has to clean half the room from the door to the toilet.

He felt that Li Jiaoyang was an idiot, and even more so that he was an idiot.Not to mention running to other people's doorway at night to go crazy, but she was actually able to wait until Li Jiaoyang came back.

None of the resentful wives complained as much as he did.

"Oops!" Hearing a thud from the toilet, Shen Yi walked in and saw that Li Jiaoyang was kneeling on the ground, groaning, "It hurts..." It must be because he wanted to stand up after vomiting, but he couldn't stand still He hit the street again.

"I really owe you." Shen Yi gave up on himself.Speechlessly, he tore off Li Jiaoyang's clothes and threw them aside, then took the shower head and rushed at Li Jiaoyang.Li Jiaoyang didn't make a lot of noise when he drank too much, but he couldn't sit on the edge of the bathtub, so he leaned back and fell into the bathtub with a bang.This fall was really not light, and it also threw Li Jiaoyang on his back, crying and saying, "Why is there a hole in your house?"

"It's your own brain that has a hole!" Shen Yi held his forehead, feeling that he was almost blind to see.

It's bound to be a bad night.

With great difficulty, Shen Yi cleaned up Li Jiaoyang and helped him to sleep on the bed. Li Jiaoyang started to cry and feel dizzy as soon as he lay down.Shen Yi said angrily: "Why do you have so many things? Just die outside!" Li Jiaoyang didn't listen to these, turned over and fell asleep.Shen Yi didn't scold or scold him, he could only hold back his anger and go outside to clean up the mess.

When everything was cleared up, it was almost dawn.

Shen Yi didn't feel sleepy, lying flat on the bed staring at the ceiling in a daze.Li Jiaoyang slept like a dead dog, he didn't even move, and likewise, he was defenseless.Shen Yi felt that he was quite miserable, and he didn't dare to face Li Jiaoyang, nor did he dare to face himself.He thought, if it's about writing a novel, it's better to let a ruthless woman like Zhang Chunqiang be the lead writer, then what should happen to him and Li Jiaoyang tonight will definitely happen.

With a high probability, he will disregard Li Jiaoyang's own wishes and take some unconventional means. Anyway, if the matter is settled, he will no longer be removed from his life by Li Jiaoyang, and the rest will be handed over to Lie Nan for fear of pestering him. Lang's story routine will do.

However, this is not writing fiction, this is reality.Humans are also different from animals. Animals have to mate naturally when the season comes, and there is no need for a series of cumbersome antecedents such as love and intercourse. After completing the reproduction of life, most of them fall apart.Since the evolution of human beings, from walking on all fours to walking upright, laws and morals are the norms that restrict human behavior. This thing is not a right to be born as a human being, but a line that must be followed.

Because once it is over, it is no different from a lowly beast.

Shen Yi only dared to use his fingers to brush the hair on Li Jiaoyang's forehead to make him sleep more comfortably.His movements are simple and gentle, nothing more.

It was already afternoon when Li Jiaoyang opened his eyes. He looked at the ceiling and felt dizzy for a while. He opened his mouth and shouted: "Little bird!" His throat felt uncomfortable, he coughed twice, and heard Shen Yi asking outside: "Are you awake?" ?”

"Yeah." Li Jiaoyang forcibly got up from the bed, and walked out with his head covered with messy white hair, "I'm thirsty, is there any water?"

Shen Yi was drying clothes on the balcony: "Pour it yourself."

"Oh." Li Jiaoyang lay on the sofa with a water glass and looked at Shen Yi, "Why did you wash my clothes?"

"Aren't you going to wash and pickle the pickles?" Shen Yi shook his clothes, hung them up with difficulty, and walked out of the balcony, "Can you stop buying such low-quality clothes in the future? It's very heavy after getting wet, and you can shake them off after washing." It turned into a ball of rags in an instant, I just looked at it, and the threading is also very bad. I am afraid that my washing machine will wear out too much just by washing your clothes."

Li Jiaoyang was speechless: "This may be the worst time Supreme has been hacked."

Shen Yi sat down next to Li Jiaoyang, and asked, "Let's talk about something serious, why did you go last night?"

"Going to play." Li Jiaoyang said, "I went out very late, I thought you were sleeping, so I didn't say anything." He was making up nonsense, how could he tell Shen Yi what he thought at that time?

Sure enough, Shen Yi gave him a sideways look: "Why can't I get through the phone?"

"Really?" Li Jiaoyang didn't realize the problem, "...Maybe it's too messy to hear, or the signal is not good."

Seeing Li Jiaoyang's indifferent attitude, Shen Yi immediately caught fire, grabbed Li Jiaoyang and said, "I'll wait for you until four o'clock! You just tell me this?"

"No...what else?" Li Jiaoyang whispered, "I'm sorry Xiaoniao, I will definitely tell you next time. I made you worry, I'm really sorry..."

"I thought you were with Tan Minghui." Shen Yi forcibly endured the accident, and tried to keep calm and said to Li Jiaoyang, "I hope you don't have too much contact and interaction with Tan Minghui."

"Why?" Li Jiaoyang was a little confused at this point, "Although Brother Hui is quite gay, I think it's okay, and he's pretty good at playing. Let me tell you, there is a great relationship between this game and character. It is a direct and inevitable relationship, he really plays his part..."

"Yes, he is gay." Shen Yi continued.

Li Jiaoyang stopped talking, and after a long time, he managed to squeeze out a word: "This..."

"Why, do you still want to play with him?" Shen Yi asked.

"I don't think you can generalize like this. Of course I'm not talking about him." Li Jiaoyang paused, and asked tentatively, "Is he really?"

Shen Yi asked back: "Why did I lie to you?"

"Wow." Li Jiaoyang said, "Cool."

"Yesterday I thought you were with him, and you didn't come back at night." Shen Yi said, "Who knows what bad things will happen."

Li Jiaoyang comforted: "That's not the case, even if he is gay, then he has to find a gay? I'm so straight, can't everyone be happy sisters?"

"Of course not! Are you an idiot?" Shen Yi raised his voice, "He's a flipper!"

"What?" Li Jiaoyang couldn't understand at all.

Flipper refers to those gays in the gay circle who like to flirt with straight men.It is worth noting that those gays who fall in love with straight men from the bottom of their hearts cannot be called flippers.A real flipper only wants to sleep with a straight man, and will not like him very much, nor will he try to bend him.They enjoy the pleasure of hunting and conquering, and they behave seamlessly, ready to pull away at any time.A gay who falls in love with a straight man is usually bitter, because this feeling is almost never reciprocated, and in flipper's script, only straight men are stupid.

Tan Minghui is one of flipper's good players, he has all the excellent qualities so that straight men will not reject him.Shen Yi already knew Tan Minghui's sexuality when he met Tan Minghui abroad for work reasons. This is indeed not too unexpected in their high-pressure and high-intensity work circle, but Shen Yi is not too cold .

It's not that two gays can see each other when they are together. Shen Yi knew that they were not the same at the first sight when he saw Tan Minghui, because he was a bit more of a nerd, and he was more concerned about whether he could make friends than whether he could get a boyfriend. To friends, so he hangs out more in two-dimensional circles, not those gay circles, he feels that he is out of place.Tan Minghui was the complete opposite. He was famous for being playful, and the circle knew his temper and hobbies. Not many people dared to provoke him.

Tan Minghui has been restrained for a few years, and it is said that he has a stable relationship partner, but this has always been an endless legend.Since his return to China, the vagabond has reappeared in the world.

That's why Shen Yi was very upset and hostile after Tan Minghui approached Li Jiaoyang. He felt that it was a bit too good-natured to trick people. With Tan Minghui's method and Li Jiaoyang's idiot, he didn't want to be taken apart. No wonder there isn't even a bone left!

"In short, Tan Minghui is this kind of person, if you think you can accept it and bear the consequences." Shen Yi took a deep breath, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

"Is there such a show?" Li Jiaoyang exclaimed, "No, how did you know?"

He had grown up so much, and for the first time he unconsciously asked Shen Yi a very sharp question.

Shen Yi's eyes widened slightly, staring at Li Jiaoyang intently.

How did he know?Is it necessary for him to say it himself because he and Tan Minghui are of the same kind?The only difference is that he likes a straight man, while Tan Minghui only likes straight men.

Did he really need to tell Li Jiaoyang because I'm fucking gay on such a sunny day, in a situation where there was no clue, no quarrels, no conflicts, no foreshadowing?

Shen Yi hesitated.

At this moment, the doorbell of his house rang, which appropriately eased the tense atmosphere at this time.Shen Yi ran to open the door as if fleeing, but he didn't expect it to be Zhang Chunqiang.

"Why are you here?" Shen Yi was a little surprised. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't remember whether he had an appointment with Zhang Chunqiang.

"Fuck, let me drink some water, I'm exhausted." Zhang Chunqiang didn't see outside Shen Yi's house, he threw off his high heels and walked barefoot on the floor, "I went shopping with Bi Luo Huang Quan this morning, I'm going shopping early in the morning , I'm really going to be shocked..." She took out the cigarette case to light a cigarette as she spoke, Shen Yi didn't stop her, but went to open the window of the living room.

"Hey, are you here?" Zhang Chunqiang was talking about Li Jiaoyang.

"Well, good morning Brother Qiang." Li Jiaoyang greeted.

"What time is it early?" Zhang Chunqiang lifted his legs to the armrest of the sofa, and then he relaxed a little, "If it wasn't near your house, I guess I wouldn't be able to escape."

"What's the matter?" Shen Yi asked, "You won't refuse?"

"It's not good to always refuse, is it? After all, I still have to show some face. I can only find excuses to go offline." Zhang Chunqiang spoke vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth, "I just said I have to go to my colleague to do something. Work, and do you know, she really watched me enter your unit! What did I do wrong, God wants to treat me like this..."

Li Jiaoyang asked: "It seems that she cares about you as a friend, isn't it good to be friends with the Great God?"

"Try it with you?" Zhang Chunqiang said.

"That won't work." Li Jiaoyang said, "If it were me, it would make me think too much. Isn't it dating if we stick together every day? Hey!" He suddenly sat up and said to Zhang Chunqiang, "You girls will care about this. Is this kind of thing? I have the impression that female students will go to the bathroom arm in arm, touching each other's breasts is also very common."

"Don't you boys pick birds from each other?" Zhang Chunqiang asked.

"That's what happened when I was in school!" Li Jiaoyang said, "Who will do this when they grow up? They smoke cigarettes or play games together. But I see a lot of girls, no matter You can go shopping arm in arm at any age, I don’t really understand. Just now Shen Yi told me that Tan Minghui is gay, didn’t I tell you the same last time? Then do you think that Bi Luo Huang Quan is lesbian? Wow, so Just look, there are so many LGBT people around me!"

"Hurry up and stop your unilateral obscenity, thank you." Zhang Chunqiang said, "Why, Tan Minghui is sure he is gay?"

Li Jiaoyang pointed: "The little bird told me."

Zhang Chunqiang looked at Shen Yi, with a lot of meaning in his eyes, Shen Yi avoided it a little, turned his head and said, "Tan Minghui is not a good person." He simply repeated the matter to Zhang Chunqiang, and Zhang Chunqiang fell on the sofa and shouted: " I feel that this attribute is a bit cute!"

"What's the matter with you!" Shen Yi said anxiously, "What about your conscience!"

"My conscience has nothing to do with my cuteness, so don't suddenly put me on the line." Zhang Chunqiang said with a smile, "I'm just rotten, and rotten corresponds to BL, but not gay. I just like novels Look at scumbags, but this does not prevent me from spurning some morally corrupt gays! I am most annoyed by ignorant dead houses like you, who have to confuse everything with the united front. This is not the same thing, okay? Okay? It’s true that there are some little lolitas who like to sell rot to real people or howl crazily to gay Internet celebrities, which makes people feel that rot girls are brainless, but you can’t kill a group of people with one shot, right?”

Li Jiaoyang said: "Wow, your circle is still so finely divided? Is it possible that corruption is also divided into academic conservatives and radicals?"

"Where there are people, there will be a distinction." Zhang Chunqiang said, "At least I never think that I need to prove anything for the gays. I would like to trouble them to prove themselves first. Do you read too little social news about fraudulent marriages? If you want to pursue love, but at the same time have to pass on the family line, why do you take advantage of all the benefits, and then say that society is unfair? The more vulnerable the marginalized group, the easier it is for the bad behavior of a small number of people to ruin all the hard work. Wait until passers-by When I mention it, it's all about 'you gay'. People live for a lifetime, and they still have to save themselves!" When she was speaking, she still looked at Shen Yi, and Shen Yi hid to the side, afraid that Zhang Chunqiang would bring her out.

Li Jiaoyang was happy listening to Zhang Chunqiang's complaints, and asked, "What about the woman? Don't lesbians think of tricking a man into getting married?"

"Yes, but how should I put it?" Zhang Chunqiang sighed, "However, the ruthlessness of a woman to do everything for her feelings is not comparable to that of a man. Look at Bi..."

"Oh!!" Li Jiaoyang yelled.Zhang Chunqiang patted his head and said, "What are you yelling for!"

"It's nothing, I just want to scream, Brother Qiang, come on, try to reverse Bi Luo's big strategy, so I can show off in front of Han Ying."

Zhang Chunqiang sneered: "You should keep your chrysanthemum in front of Tan Minghui first. Let me tell you, raping a man is not illegal, and you won't even have a place to cry."

"Is it so scary?" Li Jiaoyang quickly took a pillow to protect himself, but he spoke seriously, "I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but I think that no matter whether you are gay or straight, you are living an ordinary life... ...Well, although homosexuality is indeed discriminated against, I have never heard of these new words and things in your mouth, so there are so many ways. Before a person can become a homosexual or a heterosexual, he must first be a person The quality of a person’s morality has nothing to do with sexual orientation, right? But why do you feel that most homosexuals are so strange? Is there anything that is closer to life? Not as exciting as Tan Minghui’s?”

"Yes, he." Zhang Chunqiang suddenly pointed to Shen Yi, and then said, "But the big guy in women's clothing is also very exciting."

Shen Yi froze on the spot.