Weird Farmhouse

Chapter 1

Standing at the foot of the mountain, Wu Tong stared straight at the house in front of him. The walls were sloping and the roof had collapsed in several places. The house and its surroundings were covered with moss, weeds and weeds, and there was even a paulownia tree without leaves. I stuck my head out from the middle of the dilapidated house.His eyes moved to the mottled signboard hanging on the lintel with only one corner left, and the words "Panda Farmhouse" could still be vaguely recognized, so he was sure that this was the place he was looking for.

The house was so badly damaged that it seemed that it could be knocked down with one finger. It looked like it had been abandoned for many years. Is this called a farmhouse?This is Grass and Insect Paradise.Didn't it mean that there are other goblins living here?Not a single ghost was seen, so I must have been deceived.

Wu Tong raised his head and looked around. This is a small dam surrounded by mountains. There is only this dilapidated house in the dam. At the end is a gurgling green stream, and a road is built along the stream. There is still a small piece of unused land on the other side of the road, and there used to be towering green mountains.Walk along the highway and bypass the mountain on the left in front, and you will find the less prosperous town of Wolong. It is about two miles away from here. The environment is quite good, and the aura is also abundant, but it is too remote, and now people can live here ?It's almost like living a ghost.

Wu Tong rolled his eyes and asked symbolically, "Is there anyone?"

He was answered by two panic-stricken pheasants flying out of the house flapping their wings.

Wu Tong turned around helplessly, ready to go to the town to inquire, to see if anyone knew what was going on here.After walking a few steps, he stopped. He saw a fat man riding a yellow electric bike from the road and turned over the small bridge leading to this side. With the effect of a baby bicycle, people worry about the affordability of electric vehicles, which looks quite funny.

The fat man parked the car beside Wu Tong. He was nearly two meters tall and as strong as an iron tower. The strange thing was that his movements were not clumsy.The fat man was only wearing short sleeves, and he didn't seem to be afraid of the cold in the mountains in early spring. He had a healthy complexion, a round face, and looked friendly, but the two dark circles on his face were a bit obvious, and he didn't seem to be staying up all night It came out like it was born.

When the fat man saw him, he said straight to the point: "You are the new goblin that Director Zhu mentioned?" He spoke pure and soft Sichuan dialect with his own accent.

There were some black lines on Wu Tong's face, but he didn't attack, and said with a straight face, "You are?"

The fat man scratched his head and laughed: "I am a panda, you can call me a big bear. What is your prototype?"

Seeing that the other party had directly reported his name, Wu Tong said, "Wu Tong."

"Are you a dryad? I've never seen a dryad. It's very rare. It's even rarer than our pandas. It should be listed as a national treasure." Daxiong gave Wu Tong a thumbs up and looked him up and down. He really looked like a tree spirit. A tall and handsome sycamore tree, tall and tall, with handsome facial features, cool temperament, a little reclusive and independent fairy appearance, it is really a different fairy.

Wu Tong felt uncomfortable being looked at by the other party, and said patiently: "Are you a member of Nongjiale? Zhu Dan said let me take over Nongjiale. Is this Nongjiale?"

Da Xiong finally stopped watching: "Yes. This was originally a farmhouse, and I used to work here. During the 2008 earthquake, the house was damaged, and the panda base was moved away. There were no tourists, and the original owner followed the small The lover ran away, and this place has not opened for a long time. Director Zhu called you to come to open the farmhouse again?"

Wu Tong was furious when he mentioned this matter. He had worked hard for thousands of years, but when he was about to transform into a form, he was attracted by a bastard who attracted thunder and implicated him, splitting him into pieces from top to bottom. It split into two halves, splitting his soul apart.When he regained consciousness, he found that he was missing a soul. It should be attached to the other half of the tree trunk, and the other half was dragged by the mountain people to be used as firewood.It is said that if it is used as firewood, that soul should come back automatically, but it never came back. He can feel that it has not dissipated, but is locked in a certain place by the soul lock array.

It took him more than 1000 years to cultivate a human form after being severely injured, and he was finally able to find his lost soul.He clearly felt that his soul was locked in that qin, but when he wanted to get it back, he was deemed as a theft. He failed to get the qin and injured several security guards.That Qin's security measures were particularly good. Not only did he guard against people, he also set up a demon-binding array, and he was trapped without warning.

The issue of goblins has always been handled by the Supernatural Administration, and Wu Tong is no exception.He violated the laws of human beings, and was fined to be confined in a big fart place like Wolong Town. He cannot leave this area within five years and cannot commit another crime. In fact, it is equivalent to going to prison. The person named Zhu Dan in the management bureau also said that it is better than a human being going to prison. Much better, at least he didn't imprison his spiritual power and restrict his freedom.

As a sycamore tree, it has stood in one place for thousands of years, so there is no way it can’t walk, and now it can’t bear to be unable to walk in one place in the form of a human being. It's a waste of time here, he's going to get his soul back.But the other party didn't care about his request, saying that he was acting according to the rules, so they restricted him here.

"The Nongjialejing has been destroyed like this, how can I open it? I'm leaving. You tell Zhu Dan, it's not that I don't want to open it, it's just that there's nothing I can do." Wu Tong turned around and was about to leave.

Daxiong hurriedly grabbed him: "Don't go, don't go, you wait for Ha'er, Director Zhu asked me to help you run the farmhouse. Let me ask him what to do?" He took out his mobile phone and called Zhu Dan while talking. Telephone.

Zhu Dan is a crested ibis who has cultivated into a fine spirit, with profound morals, and he is the director of the Chengdu Office of the Supernatural Administration, and all the monsters in the southwest area are under his control.Da Xiong quickly reported Wu Tong's reaction to Zhu Dan, and Zhu Dan said over there: "Give him the phone, and I'll talk to him."

Da Xiong gave Wu Tong his mobile phone. His mobile phone was very old, and his voice leaked as if he was on the speakerphone.It was Wu Tong's first time to use human high-tech things. He took the small rectangular thing and put it to his ear like a big bear. Zhu Dan's voice had already passed: "Wu Tong, that house is a bit dilapidated, but The location is still very good, and the aura is abundant, suitable for cultivation. The house can be repaired if it breaks down. I asked Big Bear King Tiger to help them, and they cleaned it up quickly. No matter what, you can’t leave Wolong Town. If you leave Wolong Town , the people from the Supernatural Bureau are going to arrest you and enter the Demon Locking Tower, you don’t want to do that, do you?”

Wu Tong had a handsome face, gritted his teeth and did not speak. Although he has cultivated to become a spirit, he is only a low-level fairy. The panda in front of him is much stronger than him, and his strength does not allow him to act wildly.

Zhu Dan knew that he could hold him, and continued to persuade: "You should live there with peace of mind, use these few years to learn the guqin, and then find an opportunity to get close to the Nine Heavens Ring, so that you can get back your lost spirit."

Zhu Dan already knew that Wu Tong went to steal the guqin to get back his soul, but the Jiuxiao Huanpei from the Tang Dynasty is now worth [-] million yuan, which is extremely precious, and they have nothing to do with the owner of the qin, how could they be willing to sell the priceless Guqin? The guqin was handed over to them to get the soul.However, the owner of the qin is a person who loves art. In order to reproduce the natural sound of the Jiuxiao Huanpei in the world, he has lent it to the guqin master several times to play.So if Wu Tong wants to get close to this guqin, it's not that he has no chance at all.

Wu Tong didn't speak, but Zhu Dan knew he had been persuaded, so he said, "Give the phone to Da Xiong, I have something to say to him."

Daxiong just heard Zhu Dan's words clearly through the leaked phone call, and couldn't help but cast a sympathetic glance at Wu Tong. He answered the phone and said, "Director, what else do you want to explain?"

Zhu Dan said: "Big Xiong, call back Wang Hu and Jin Chuan, as well as the nearby little demons, find all you can find, and help Wu Tong re-run the farmhouse. It's embarrassing and embarrassing for you to look like this now." The face of our goblin. Let me tell you, Wu Tong is a new goblin, he doesn't understand anything, and he has lost his soul, and his temper may be a little weird, so please be more tolerant."

Wu Tong heard from the side: "..."

Da Xiong said: "Director, it's okay to run a farmhouse, but what about the funds? How can we build a house if we don't have money?"

"You guys have to find a way. Our office is also clinking poorly, and we have paid more than 1 yuan for Wu Tong's medical expenses. There is really nothing we can do. Every goblin has to be self-reliant. By the way, Wu Tong is Wu Tong. Dryad, his wood-type spiritual power is more useful than yours, and he can definitely find a way to get money. You tell Wu Tong, if the farmhouse can pay [-] taxes a year, I will reduce his confinement time by one year. " Zhu Dan said and hung up the phone.

Daxiong didn't have time to say anything, staring blankly at the phone that was hung up.Wu Tong obviously heard what Zhu Dan said, and his face was extremely smelly.

Da Xiong looked at Wu Tong: "You should have heard what Director Zhu said. He said that if we pay [-] yuan in taxes a year, he will give you a one-year sentence reduction. The problem now is that the house needs to be rebuilt, but there is no money left." . Shopkeeper, you should find a way."

When Wu Tong saw him directly calling the shopkeeper, he was filled with annoyance, knowing that he couldn't throw away this hot potato.But in order to regain his freedom as soon as possible, he also wanted to find a way to build this farmhouse, so he asked, "How can I get money?"

Da Xiong laughed awkwardly: "You ask me? If I knew how to get money, I wouldn't go to the supermarket and work as a porter."

Wu Tong frowned and asked, "What kind of goblins are Wang Hu and Jin Chuan? Where did they go?"

"Wang Hu is a South China tiger, and Jin Chuan is a golden monkey. The three of us used to work in the farmhouse. After the farmhouse closed down, we went to make a living. Wang Hu went to work as a guide, and Jin Chuan went to Emei Mountain to sell fruits. It's been a long time." Da Xiong couldn't help but sigh when he said this.

Wu Tong frowned when he heard this, why one was worse off than the other, and said: "You don't have to eat without eating, what are you asking for?"

Big Bear looked at him like a monster: "If you don't need food, you don't need money? You need money to wear clothes, you need money to go out and take a car, you need money for a place to live, and you need money to buy all kinds of things. The goblin wants to integrate into human society. , Which one doesn’t need to spend money? Is it still the same as before, running to live in the mountains? Anyway, I can’t stand it, there is no signal in the mountains, I can’t connect to the Internet, I can’t use Douyin and Kuaishou, I can’t watch TV dramas, and I can’t catch up with variety shows. I have worked hard for hundreds of years, and I finally became a fine man, isn’t it just to enjoy a life like a human being? Otherwise, what kind of a fine man would I be, and I would go to the zoo as a national treasure like my descendants, and just need to sell it You are so cute, there are pots of milk every day, delicious food and spicy food, there are nannies serving you, and there are a large group of human beings chasing after you, isn't that a day like a fairy?"

Although Wu Tong is unfamiliar with vocabulary such as Douyin, Kuaishou, Variety Show, and Pot Pot Milk, he has to admit that what he said is right, and he has worked hard to become a master in order to live a life like a human being.Even the freedom he craves now requires money.What is in front of him now is to repair the house and make the farmhouse fun. Thinking of this, Wu Tong asked, "How to make the farmhouse fun?"

Daxiong discovered that Wu Tong was indeed a new fairy, so he said, "I have some experience with this, and I will tell you when the time comes. I will contact Jin Chuan and Wang Hu first, and call them back. There are many people and strength is great, so let's find a way together."

Wu Tong looked at the dilapidated house in front of him, and the most urgent thing was to get money to renovate the house so that he could have a place to stay, so he could find a way to make money.Wu Tong touched his pocket, there was nothing but a new ID card, he turned to look at Da Xiong: "Da Xiong, do you have money?"

Daxiong quickly put the phone in his pocket: "What are you doing? I don't have any money."

Wu Tong said: "You have been in the world for many years, and you have some savings, let's borrow it and use it, and return it to you when you make money."

Big Bear shook his head like a rattle: "I have no money, I really have no money. If I had money, I would still use such a broken mobile phone! I would have replaced it with a new one."

Wu Tong looked at Da Xiong in disbelief: "Is there really no money?"

Daxiong cried and said, "No really, I tipped a streamer a few days ago and spent all the salary I just received this month."

Wu Tong frowned, what is the reward for the anchor?He said: "What kind of money is it, show me."

Da Xiong fumbled in his pocket, took out an old wallet, and said, "I may not have any cash with me, and now I pay with my mobile phone. Hey, I still have one yuan, that's it." He handed over the one-yuan note .

Wu Tong took the one dollar bill, then twisted his fingers, and there was a handful of one dollar bills in his hand.When Big Bear saw it, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He actually used a trick to turn the leaves into banknotes: "That won't work, the shopkeeper's number is the same, and the banknote detector can detect it at one click. This is against the law. If you are caught, you will go to jail." .”

Wu Tong threw the banknotes in his hand, and they all turned into leaves and fell to the ground. He sighed, showing a look of helplessness.

Da Xiong looked at Wu Tong, and asked cautiously, "Shopkeeper, you have practiced for so many years, but you haven't gotten any treasures?"

Wu Tong looked up at him, and after a while took off a pendant from his neck. It was a strange drop-shaped stone, which was milky white at first glance, but every time he changed the angle, its color changed, ranging from red to yellow. The five colors of blue, white and purple are radiant under the sunlight, and they are breathtakingly beautiful: "Does this count?"

The well-informed bear stared straight at the eyes: "What kind of treasure is this?"

Wu Tong lowered his eyes, stroked the pendant with his fingers, and said, "I don't know what it is, it was given by someone else."

Big Bear swallowed his saliva: "I don't know what it is, but if you need money, you can take it to a pawn shop and try to see if you can exchange some money. When we make money, we can redeem it .”

Wu Tong hesitated for a moment and said, "I'll think about it again."