Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 282



Chapter 282

1214_ chaos

Some people refer to this kind of hustle and bustle that almost all monks in the cultivation world participate in as the monks' chaos, but in fact it does not have a formal collective name, and they are called separately, such as alchemy competitions, sword repair competitions, and Confucianism repair talks... Some people Calling this period collectively a grand event in the cultivation world, a splendid carnival season...but it was ridiculed.Because each profession feels that they are doing their own things, but they just happen to be at the same time, so why call them collectively?

The collective term is of course for the convenience of reference, otherwise, what should we say when we mention this period?In the end, the monks reluctantly named this period as the monks' gathering and exchange period... This name has not yet been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

I think that if there is a Creator in this world, the Creator must be a waste of name, so so are its creators.

The last Monk Rumble was before I was born.From a monk's point of view, the interval between such large gatherings must be at least a hundred years - if it is less than a hundred years, it can only be said that the cultivation world was not peaceful and there were many turmoil during that period - so I only Seeing the record, it feels like watching the highlights of the Olympic Games. It is wonderful, but compared to watching the live broadcast, I always feel that there is something missing.

Cultivator Smash Bros. is still different from the Olympic Games. The main difference is that it is very chaotic and seriously lacks organization and rigor.First of all, it does not have a unified organizer, but a large assortment of various projects. Each project may have an organizer, or it may be a purely spontaneous gathering of people who join in the fun; secondly, the items in the platter are different for each gathering, and The same project will have more or less differences.For example, there must be sword repairs fighting each other every time. This time it was in a team form, last time it might be a solo form, and last time it might have brought other professions to play together, and last time it might have teamed up to beat other professions... …

Different projects are developed according to the situation at the time and the mood of the participants.Before the start, no one can tell what project will appear; before the end, no one can tell what the project will look like-even the one who watched Tianmen couldn't tell, who lost money on the gamble As much time as you want, it always discredits their family's professional credibility.

Opening a gamble is also one of the must-have items for monks to fight.Betting on what new medicine the medicine sect invented, betting on who is the No.

Why are there beauty contests?Don't worry, when there are more people, it's normal for more weird projects to come out, because there will always be more weird things happening.For example, the time of the last cultivator brawl happened to be when the junior uncle first entered Yuanying, and there was a beauty pageant at that time, female cultivators and male cultivators were compared separately, and the junior martial uncle was No.1 in the female cultivator group.

... I can't describe the tragedy of the awards ceremony.

1215_ Misidentification

When it comes to awards, because many projects are unprepared and formed on a whim, it is impossible to prepare prizes for these projects in advance, so the prizes for these projects are collected by the participants themselves, or they just find something to make fun of , or there is no prize at all, just a nice title of 'No.1'...

Sometimes it's not too nice.For example, my uncle's title of "No. [-] Beauty", although everyone corrected the mistake and changed it to "No. [-] Beauty", but there are still many people who are more willing to call it wrong—generally they dare not call it in front of the little uncle. , especially now I dare not.

This time, I suddenly thought of the black history of the little uncle, not for fun again, but, obviously, in terms of gender misidentification, I am more at risk than the little uncle.The appearance of Xiao Shishu was indeed too sweet when he was young, but when his body was adjusted to the prime of life after the Nascent Soul, he was very manly. It should be possible to tell his gender—the beauty pageant at that time was a crowd of lame people—and my appearance, speaking of conscience, I think it is understandable for anyone to recognize my gender as female.

Not to mention that I still look like a teenager now, and my gender characteristics are not too prominent. Even if I reach the prime of my body in the future, I am not very optimistic that I will not be mistaken.I have carefully analyzed this matter, and I think that apart from my natural appearance, the monk's usual attire is also a reason.

The vast majority of monks' clothing is unisex.

What, female cultivators dress up more beautifully?Just ask the Hehuan Sect and the Yaomeng, especially the Yaomeng, nine out of ten of their colorful feathers that are happy to show off are males rather than females.

In fact, there are quite a few demon cultivators who are misidentified as gender. The problem of racial differences is more difficult for human beings to distinguish, but demon cultivators don't care about being misidentified. Demon cultivators think that women among human beings are more beautiful, so they think that human beings They mistook women as a compliment, and the more they were misidentified, the happier they were generally.

In addition to the "big" scuffles that almost the entire comprehension world will participate in, there are also various scales such as intermediate scuffles, small scuffles, and micro scuffles. In fact, it is just to get a name, raise your own social status or flatter the organizers.

So, to what extent can it be considered a "big" brawl involving "almost" the entire "cultivation world"?This... There is no precise definition, most people say yes, that is.

——That's why the powerhouses in the cultivation world are too lazy to name this activity that almost all members participate in.First, Da Neng is often not within the scope of "almost all members". Second, this activity is really out of line, too casual, and there is no need to name it seriously.However, if the great powers don't make a definition, and the juniors say their own things, they can't always get a unity, so they keep talking about their own things.

——Okay, the name can't be all based on the name Feitou, there are still reasonable reasons.Hard reasons are also reasons.

1216_ Consume excess energy

The time of the monks' chaos is uncertain, and there is no symbolic starting event. When something happens, people can't know whether it will cause a wide range of attention, participation and platters. So why do I think that the chaos Is it time to fight?

In fact, there are still some signs.For example, many, many people are too bored to gossip and gossip, and there is no place to consume their energy. The bear children cause trouble, the bear parents don't care about things, the spirit beasts roll and play, and even Lingzhi can jump up and down to make trouble... just There needs to be a big event with the participation of the whole people.

How did you say something in your previous life?The general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, the long-term union must be divided... everything is regular.Since the cultivation of the true calendar, there has been no large-scale war among the monks. In addition to the devastating blow of the catastrophe, the monks are prepared to control internal conflicts in times of peace, and the extra energy consumed by such a big event is also a great contribution.

——Of course, small fights from time to time, sect fights, casual cultivators and sect disciples strangling each other to death... also consume extra energy.It is not good to be in harmony for too long, and everyone must have a vent.

I feel now that it’s time for monks to vent their anger—it’s not that I have a deep understanding of the rumors about me in this sect, but that’s what the information at the gossip counter in Zangshuge shows.I'm not overly self-aware, I have scientifically analyzed the data, and when I was still in the qi training period, I calculated that it was time for a big fight in recent years.

...Okay, let me correct the statement. I did not analyze it myself. I conducted a scientific analysis under the guidance of Elder Huigu.So really professional, reliable and trustworthy.

I confirmed with the big brother.

Eldest brother: "It's very possible, especially all sects think it's very possible, so it's almost inevitable."

Monks conform to the times, and monks create the times.When all sects think that there are signs of a chaos, they all start to prepare for the chaos, and when they all want to participate in the chaos, it will become a chaos if it is not a chaos.On the contrary, if all sects turn a blind eye to it, and the disciples of all sects practice without distraction, then no matter how big things happen, they will disappear quickly.

Therefore, it mainly depends on whether everyone wants to have a lively event. If there are more people who think about it, there will naturally be one.

1217_ compliment

Me: "Yaozong doesn't like Tongmingguo?" Just like the little uncle can easily refine the initial version of Tongming Pill based on my mission report, even if Yaozong didn't expect it before, he will definitely be able to compare it with the real thing after seeing the real thing. Uncle Shi imitated it more easily.You must know that the little uncle has no talent in planting and Danxiu professions.

Eldest brother: "With the power of the whole sect, it's no problem for them to imitate. The only problem is, what cultivation level can be imitated. As long as they can't successfully imitate in the foundation building stage, they will lose. Even if they relax a little bit of conditions, the golden core early stage , what do you think their chances of success are?"

Me: "...I don't know much about the spiritual consciousness of the disciples of the Medicine Sect."

Eldest brother: "You've got to the point, divine consciousness. Normally speaking, one can cultivate divine consciousness independently at the stage of transformation and above, and below the stage of transformation, even at the Nascent Soul stage, whether the consciousness is strong or not depends mostly on luck, and luck This thing... can they beat you?"

...I don't think you're complimenting me.

Me: "It's not entirely due to luck. My father said that your spiritual consciousness is also very good. Below the stage of transformation, although cultivating spiritual consciousness is half the effort, it is not impossible to practice at all. There are still some stupid ways. As long as you are focused enough, like you." Or stubborn enough, like me.

Eldest brother: "Thank you, Elder Pei, for your compliment. But even if I can get Elder Pei's approval on this matter, when I was in the foundation building stage, my spiritual consciousness was far inferior to yours, and your spiritual consciousness is all you can do to refine Tongming fruit." Played."

I interjected: "I don't know if I'm fully exerting it." I can know exactly when the spiritual power is exhausted, but with my spiritual consciousness, I fully understand that this thing is the domain of the transformation stage, even if I have a glimpse of it, it is only a little bit.In addition, your Jindan stage is not much better than me in this regard, and you can only understand a little superficially.

Eldest brother: "Okay, let's put it another way, it's divine consciousness fully immersed in spiritual power, and every trace of spiritual power is assisted by as much spiritual consciousness as possible."

I thought about it and nodded.

Big brother: "Do you think this is something that can be done during the normal foundation building period?"

I think I'm pretty normal.


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