Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 418

1764_To grow up

I found Elder Liu Jie and told him about the instant change of the fur ball.

Elder Liu: "It's normal."

In the mouths of you elders, there are not many things that are abnormal.

Me: "What does this change mean?"

Elder Liu: "It's about to grow up. First, the head of the department will grow up and get used to it. After getting used to it, the whole body will grow up."

Me: "...a long neck?"

The fur ball rolled in my arms, and looked at me with its stomach upside down: "Mi?"

Elder Liu translated: "Don't you love a long neck?"

Thank you for the translation that is more of a joke than a good one, but don't bother me, I can understand what my cat is saying, but, "I need to get used to it." to continue loving... sorry, I A little color control.

Fuqiu: "Mi..."

Elder Liu: "But in fact there won't be a disproportionately long neck."

Me: "I can understand..." Really.

Elder Liu: "I know."

I:"……"

Elder Liu: "A little thunder-like crystallization will not change the species. A cat is still a cat. Even if it becomes bigger, it will still look like a cat after its shape is stabilized. Now it is just some local stretching exercises. For better results, The stretch is a bit bigger, which makes the proportions unbalanced and slightly uncoordinated. It's a transitional stage, and it will be fine after passing."

Me: "How big will it become after the shape is stable? The big brother said before that it can grow to the length of the forearm. But that was when the fur ball just came out of its shell."

"Judging from the neck length you recorded, it's so big." Elder Liu projected a model for me to demonstrate, "But it doesn't matter, the size of many spirit beasts can change, and they can also change when they become adults." Back to kitten size."

Fuqiu: "Mi."

Elder Liu: "Yes, in the future it can grow bigger than you, when your mount and...mattress... sleep together. This ideal is really, not bad."

It's pretty good, can I roll on my hairy belly in the future?I pinched the small decorative wings on the furball's back and asked, "Will this one grow too?"

Maoqiu looked at me innocently with round eyes open, that dazed look, really like me...

Elder Liu: "It's hard to say what kind of mutated part it is. It may grow together, or it may have a new direction of mutation, or it may disappear directly."

1765_ Safety topic

Me: "So we still have to wait until it matures to find out. When will it grow? When I form the alchemy?"

Elder Liu: "It won't take that long. I've already started doing preparatory exercises, just a year or two."

Me: "...You mean, I will definitely not be able to form a pill within two years?"

Elder Liu: "The growth rate of spirit beasts is much easier to infer than that of monks, because monks must break through a series of hurdles to enter the next stage, but spirit beasts, from the moment they are born, have a rough upgrade speed and an upgrade limit. There are adventures, such as Maoqiu Tun’s lightning-like crystal, which is also a separate variable, and if this single variable is put into the original stable upgrade formula, and re-deduced, it can still get a much more stable deduction formula than a monk.”

Me: "So, since the monk's upgrade has many variables and is difficult to deduce, why are you sure that I won't be able to form the pill in a year or two?"

Elder Liu stroked his beard.

I stared at his arm exposed because the sleeve slipped down: "What is that wound? It looks like a sword wound..."

Elder Liu: "You guess."

Guess... the one who can cause scars that will not go away for a while, must be the elder Huashen, the elder Huashen who uses the sword in this sect...

Come on, change the subject of safety.

Me: "Elder Huigu suggested that I go to the Foundation Establishment or Golden Alchemy Period of the Gate of Heaven to calculate my fortune and when to form the alchemy. What do you think of this idea?"

Elder Liu fed Mao Qiu a piece of biscuit, and said: "If you want to do the math, you can do it. During the chaos, there were some fortune tellers who were not Gutianmen, and even some mortals pretended to be peepers because of their good temper. Tianmen disciples fish in troubled waters. Just be careful not to find fakes. Ask the other party to show their identity tokens before counting. However, there are also fake identity tokens, so you must carefully identify them."

Gutianmen's reputation is weird to the point of abstraction. Part of the reason can be attributed to the fact that there are many counterfeit goods, but the number of counterfeit goods is also the result of Gutianmen's own laissez-faire. Look at Chiwuzong, who dares to impersonate them so easily?However, some people pretending to be disciples of the Heavenly Peeping Gate even dared to set up a stall next to the disciples of the Heavenly Peeping Gate, and even talked to the real disciples of the Peeping Heavenly Gate:

"Brother is also a fortune teller? Your Gutianmen brand is more like mine. Where did you buy it?"

1766_ The atmosphere is a bit chilling

The disciple of Zhenguan Tianmen who was mistaken as a counterfeit was calm: "I made it myself."

Counterfeit: "Good work bro. Can I order one for you?"

Peeping at Tianmen disciple: "What price?"

Counterfeit: "Hey brother. How about this?"

If the counterfeit product makes the disciples of the Tiantianmen fancy, the disciples of the Tiantianmen can really help him make a highly simulated identity token of the Tianwanmen—although the functions must be completely non-existent, the appearance is enough to bluff outsiders.

So that sometimes the counterfeit knows that the person he is talking to is the real Tianmen disciple, but he pretends not to know, and just points out that he can exchange something; , also pretending to cooperate, sometimes to exchange things, sometimes to see if the liar has the qualifications to be accepted as a disciple by the Peeping Heaven Sect.

Sometimes it does.

Bold, careful, eloquent, big-brained, shameless, quick-responsive, logical and self-consistent, the essential qualities of a liar, and also the essential qualities of a disciple of Peeping Tianmen... Something seems wrong.

When I returned to Peifeng, I met my brother and sister first.

The atmosphere around the two of them was a bit chilling.

"Are you two playing for real?" I asked without caring about the atmosphere.

My sister glanced at me with a mere eye roll.

My brother pointed me in the direction and mouthed "zhen".

Array?real?Needle?hazel?Mouth to give an easy-to-understand word, okay?I walked in the direction my brother pointed, and I saw my father... well, I can ask questions now.

Me: "What's the matter, sister?"

Dad: "It's time to conceive a baby."

Me: "...is it so peaceful?"

Dad: "Because the knot hasn't started yet."

Me: "Since it hasn't started yet, can't you change to a more remote place? Where she is now, most people who come to Peifeng will fall there."

Dad: "How many people will come to Pei Feng if they have nothing to do?"

Me: "Elder brother." Actually, the elders will also, but the elders can easily detect the situation of the elder sister, and will bypass her if necessary.

Dad: "Jiang Weixiao knows how to watch the road."

I won't be the only co-author?

1767_ bother

Dad: "Go and disturb her when you leave."

Me: "Why bother? No, I just came back, why did I leave again?"

And: "Where do I need to go?"

Dad didn't answer my first two questions, only the last one: "Where do you want to go?" That wasn't an answer either.

Me: "Then I want to stay at home and practice swordsmanship?"

Dad: "Daily training? Of course."

Don't be so sarcasm, although I did not complete the intended goal of 'going to practice sword' in the Gu pool, but... another rescue?

Dad: "Go to practice next to Pei Miao, and let Pei Sen teach you the tricks."

Me: "...will I be beaten?" I didn't even think about whether it would affect my sister's baby.

Dad: "If you cooperate with Pei Bing, you won't die."

Me: "Then...then I really went?"

Dad: "Go. Focus on attacking Pei Miao."

Then I stood in front of my brothers and sisters and told them what my father wanted.

The old lady's hand holding the sword was tense, and her whole body seemed to be broken. I kind of understand why my father asked me to disturb her.

Brother: "You attack her, what should I do?"

Me: "Help her block and attack me? Dad only said to let you give me 'feeding moves'. You should be free to do anything other than feeding moves?" A lot of extra power is available, and the father didn't give detailed instructions, so he can use it as he wants.

"I'm back. What attack? Come, come, I'll block it." Pei Bing bluffed.

I continued to say to my brother: "Look, don't worry, I won't die."

"Oh, it's interesting." The old man sighed, and then slashed at me.

Hey, are you holding back?And it should be my main attack.

I fled in a hurry, and then reacted to a more important question: "Practicing swords, I'm here to practice swords, not to practice escape."

The old brother said leisurely: "Then use the sword to cut back, I didn't stop you from using the sword. You see, even if you don't dodge my attack, Pei Bing can block it, so you don't need to run too hard. Just dodge it casually and focus on attacking."

Brother: "It is not a bad thing to have the instinct to avoid attacks, but when there is a defensive cover, it is also a skill to make full use of the defensive cover to gain more advantages for yourself. Not relying on external objects does not mean abandoning all external objects The use of tools. The tools you have are also part of your ability. You don’t need to use them, but you can’t use them. When you practice the use of utensils, you can use them freely, that is, you can use them when you want, and you don’t want to use them. Just don’t use it, instead of being tied up when you use it, and you can’t bring out the maximum effect of the tool, let’s talk about ‘not relying on external objects’.”

Pei Bing said excitedly: "Yes, yes, brother is right. Use me, use me, I'm very useful." He said while poking the elder sister back.