Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 426

1796_Looking for a Fortune Teller

Shi Bolin said and looked at Ran Xun: "I will lend you this lottery ticket first. If you want to find a fortune teller for divination, if you can't afford the fortune-telling fee, you can use this lottery ticket and return it with suitable things later. I can do it. If you don’t want to do divination or if the fortuneteller’s fee is low and you can afford it, you can return the lottery ticket to me when we leave Tongshu City.”

Ran Xun: "...Oh, okay."

Shi Bolin: "Then let's sign the contract."

The voice is a little excited.

Me: "You have laid so much ground in front of you, just to sign the contract, right?"

Shi Bolin: "I won't cheat my junior brother."

your head.

Ran Xun looked at me: "Brother Pei, should I sign?"

Shi Bolin: "Alright, the beauty will make the decision."

Don't pass the buck.

"You two, you decide for yourself." I looked at Ran Xun, "Don't sign if you don't want to sign, and don't follow him deliberately. If you want to sign, don't worry about any text traps in the contract, because when the contract is established Restraints are mainly based on the inner approval of the signer, supplemented by the general meaning of the words, not the written words on the contract, and the content directly written on the contract is often incomplete."

Ran Xun: "Yes, I know."

Shi Bolin asked Ran Xun: "Why do you trust the beauty so much after spending less than a day with him? I have been with you for several months anyway."

It's probably an air issue.

Ran Xun: "But senior brother Pei has read my detailed life, and I feel very close."

Shi Bolin: "It's just that he looks at you, not you. It's okay to say that he feels close to you. How did you get close to him?"

Ran Xun: "Uh..."

I felt that my existence blocked what Ran Xun wanted to say, so I left wisely and went to find a fortuneteller.

Wu Yi.

I have encountered the huge fireball lotus in Kunlun, I have encountered the purely violent Qi'an Secret Realm, and now I have encountered it again, it is really...

"It's fate." Wu Yi said.

I first took out the lottery ticket to show him.

1797_provoke

Wu Yi: "Well... what do you want to ask me for divination? Since I am an acquaintance, I will tell you clearly that it is a waste for you to use this thing on me. You should go directly to our Sky Gate and find the elders."

Me: "Does Elder Yuan recognize this lottery ticket?" There is only one Elder of the Tianmen Gate, whose surname is Yuan.

Wu Yi: "You show him right in front of him and he will admit it."

So it's useless if you can't see people?

Me: "If I don't use this coupon for a long time, will it expire?"

Wu Yi: "It will not expire until the expiration date."

Me: "Is it okay to put it in a layman's terms?"

Wu Yi: "It mainly depends on what you ask. For small things, you can use this lottery ticket to offset the fortune-telling fee, which is not much money at all, and you will recognize it after thousands of years; but for big things, if the fortune-telling fee is too high, you may not know it after a few days." admit."

Me: "Small things and big things, how do you divide?"

Wu Yi: "Friend Daoist Pei understands."

Hey, you don't even bother to waste your time talking about the vague words and let me make up my own brain?

I put away the lottery tickets and sat in front of Wu Yi thinking.

Wu Yi didn't set up a stall, he sat under a tung tree, this season is the time when the tung trees in Tongshu City are in bloom.The tung trees here are similar to Fan Zhi's tung trees, most of them are weak and spiritual plants in the early stage of Qi training. This little cultivation makes them look not much different from their counterparts of Fan Zhi, except that the flowering period is longer and the flowers are stronger. In addition to toughness, larger fruits, more lush branches and leaves, and longer life span, there are some small variations that appear from time to time.

For example, throwing flowers on the head of Wu Yi who is sitting under a tree, and hitting them accurately, the flowers are still grabbing Wu Yi's hair so that the flowers on Wu Yi's current end...

Me: "How did you mess with it?"

Wu Yi: "I made a divination for it, and it was revealed that it will not be mentally strong this year, and the flowers will fall like snow, ready to be harvested."

Are you itchy?Sitting under the tree with your back against the trunk, can't you say something nice to the tree?Do you have the self-consciousness of being dependent on others?

Wu Yi: "Have you decided what to divination?"

I watched more and more flowers hitting Wu Yi's head, and asked, "Does it not hurt?"

Wu Yi: "Are you talking about these flowers? Of course not, unless the whole tree is uprooted and pressed down on me, otherwise it will be so light and fluffy, and it will not hurt as much as Master slapped me on the head casually." .”

1798_Divination results

After Wu Yi finished speaking, after the flowers, the tung tree began to drop leaves for Wu Yi.But Xiao Lingzhi, who was in the early stage of Qi training, smashed the peak of Foundation Establishment... I wanted to use the scabbard to help him knock Wu Yi a few times, and it hurt him to keep it.

Me: "If you don't need lottery tickets, how much is the divination fee?"

Wu Yi: "Of course it depends on what you are divining."

Me: "When can I form a pill?"

Wu Yi: "God knows."

Me: "When will you be able to form a pill?"

Wu Yi: "Ask the sky."

Me: "Why do I often encounter things beyond the norm when I go to secret realms or relatively closed places?"

Wu Yi: "What is a routine? Don't you encounter things that exist in those places, but other people's behavior patterns are too uniform, repeating things that the predecessors can't touch the corners?"

Me: "I don't agree with the majority?"

Wu Yi: "How to unify? Most of the foundation-building period can't sleep and eat for a middle-grade spirit stone. If necessary, will you feel distressed if you spend a few high-grade spirit stones?"

I think you're calling me a prodigal.

Wu Yi: "Although everyone is different, due to the constraints of the environment, many people's behaviors and thoughts are bound in a relatively limited area, and they do not completely follow their own wishes. , and they don’t even necessarily know what they want to do.”

Wu Yi changed the topic abruptly: "Have you felt the pressure of public opinion?"

me?"

Wu Yi: "After you came out of the Gu pool, haven't you heard about the new trend of public opinion?"

Me: "After I came out, I was concentrating on doing another thing. Do many people know that I went to the Gu pool?"

Wu Yi: "That's not the point. The point is that many people think you didn't actually go."

Me: "...what do you mean?"

Wu Yi: "The result of my divination for you is that Bao Inquiry will guide you. You won't be charged, go."

I:"……"

1799_Flowers falling like snow

I put away all the flowers and leaves that fell from the tree that Wu Yi was leaning against - I can judge which flowers and leaves belong to it and which belong to other trees by sensing the aura, and it is so transparent because of the level suppression - I put them away, Including those caught in Wu Yi's hair, they were also picked off, and then refined into a tung tree flower and a leaf-shaped transparent fruit, and the flowers were thrown on Wu Yi's hair, and the leaves were thrown on the branches of the tung tree.

Wu Yi: "Hey, Fellow Daoist Pei, I won't charge you anymore, why are you still taking revenge?"

Me: "How did I retaliate against you? You gave me divination for free, and I gave you Tongmingguo for free. Isn't that fair?"

Wu Yi: "I can't take it off."

Well, I let the tung tree flower and transparent fruit stick to Wu Yi's hair, and it is guaranteed to be tighter than the tung tree itself, so Wu Yi will pull it off slowly.

Me: "It's very beautiful. Don't you care? Just now, there are only one flower on top of your head without shaking your head."

Wu Yi: "I didn't take it just now because I can take it at any time, but now I mind because I can't take it if I want to."

Me: "Don't worry, I took it off before the game started."

When I was talking to Wu Yi, the leaf-shaped transparent fruits on the branches of the tung tree slowly melted into the tung tree, and then Kazuki’s flowers fell like a torrential rain, all concentrated around me and Wu Yi, without hitting me, But after hitting Wu Yi hard, after the flowers fell, the fallen flowers piled up into a cylindrical shape, and Wu Yi and I were completely trapped in the flowers, only our heads were still exposed.

The stack was so technical that people passing by looked at us and laughed.

Wu Yi had a headache again, pretending to be smart, and said, "Look, 'Flowers are falling like snow', right?"

The snow in your house is so strong, like hail?

Wu Yi: "It's your turn. Execute 'Let others harvest'."

Me: "Didn't you say that you shouldn't deliberately act according to the results of divination?"

Wu Yi: "Then leave these flowers here and don't want them? This tree is so excited to give you, you have the heart to not want it? You shouldn't act according to the results of divination deliberately, but you shouldn't act deliberately according to the results of divination. "

Me: "But as long as you listen to the results of divination, you will inevitably be affected by it when you act?"

Wu Yi: "So generally we don't give divination instructions that are too operable."

Stream of consciousness, right?

Wu Yi: "Unless it's just nonsense, it's an accident if it hits the mark."

You admit that you're just mad at the tung tree, huh?

Standing in the neck-deep - considering my height - pile of flowers and talking is a bit silly, I want to get out of the pile of flowers, but the flowers follow me.It seems that either I have to use my spiritual force to keep them from moving, or...

Wu Yi: "Don't struggle, take them away."

Just now he claimed to mind the person who had a flower stuck on his head, but now he stood with a flower on his head among the piles of flowers to make people laugh, he didn't mind it anymore.

However, since these flowers are following me so persistently, I followed their wishes and refined all the flowers into a few tung tree flower-shaped transparent fruits, and gave one back to the tung tree, and kept the rest for myself. Refining fee.

The flowerless tung tree, which quickly absorbed the tung tree flower and transparent fruit, swayed slightly and made a rustling sound.I optimistically understand that it is thanking me instead of protesting my high refining fee.

—It's no use protesting, I can't understand what it's saying.