1novels Chapter 567
Chapter 567
2360_cat
Qi Jing: "Excuse me, where did you buy your black cat? Is it expensive? All black cats have been sold out in the past few years, and even those with a little bit of black in their fur have been sold at high prices. This is the first time I have done so. Seeing such a pure black cat up close."
Me: "...my cat ran to my door by myself and was picked up by me."
Qi Jing: "Ah, good luck, I think this cat is comparable to that of Master Cat."
Me: "...What is Master Cat? During the alchemy period, I seem to have missed some...interesting things?"
Zhu Yiling quickly introduced himself to me, so I learned my new nickname:
Cat hugging beauty, cat beauty, cat fairy, master cat, master black cat, little black...
These nicknames are probably first called and spread by guys who love cute pets more than humans, but the point is, after these nicknames are spread, combined with watching the live broadcast of the fortune teller game, and those who did not watch the live broadcast but watched some video records People's exaggeration of my beauty, the black cat and the beauty are equated.
A popular trend in recent years is: keeping black cats.
Holding a black cat, ordinary beauties will also be called great beauties; without black cats, great beauties will be treated as ordinary people.When competing for beauty, compare the cat first, whoever has a darker and smaller cat will be more beautiful.
Qi Jing smiled and said, "I've been looking at cats as a standard for a long time, and I feel like I can no longer judge people's beauty or ugliness, just like I think you are... handsome, Senior Pei, but I'm not sure I think so. Because you are handsome, or because your cat is handsome."
It's hard for you to use the word 'handsome' to describe me. I'm even embarrassed to use this word on my face in this life—it's barely enough to describe the face in my previous life.
When I walked to the gate of Lengshuixi, the pose of hugging the cat in the crowd made me even more dazed: I seem to have been COS?
I took a picture and sent it to the professionals.
"Senior Pei San is good, junior Zhang Feng is at your service." The professional's opening remarks were this.
The twins seem to have taken care of you, why do you still insist on calling me 'three'?Shouldn't the paparazzi follow the crowd and say what they see?
"Seeing this photo, you know what I want to ask?" I said to Zhang Feng.
2361_Internet celebrity face template
Zhang Feng: "The trend led by Senior Pei San."
I put the screen close to the fur ball: "It seems that I didn't lead it."
Zhang Feng: "No, no, believe me, this trend was indeed started by you, but like many trends, it has mutated in the process of spreading, and then some people's focus has gone astray. In fact, it is understandable, Beauty itself is very difficult to imitate, especially the beauty of your level, third son, who is completely born with no decorations on your body, so people can't imitate it if you want to, unless you have plastic surgery. Only cats are still a breakthrough."
Zhang Feng: "When it comes to plastic surgery, there are really people who do it according to you, and there are quite a few, including mortal monks. Some people have encountered bad plastic surgery techniques and failed, which is nothing to say; while some people have no problem with plastic surgery techniques. , but after the adjustment, there is an obvious stiffness, not the stiffness of the facial muscles that are uncoordinated, but rather, their expressions do not match the appearance of the adjustment, it is a kind of mask feeling, which looks very fake."
Zhang Feng: "There are still people who imitate your movements and expressions in front of the image that has been circulated, and then they encounter a problem: you have no expression at all, but there are some movements, but they are not very special. See your signature moves."
Zhang Feng: "Oh, it's difficult, difficult, difficult. In the end, some monks used your face as one of the spare masks. Anyway, it has been flooded now. When you go to a very fashionable place, five out of ten faces will wear it. A mask of your face or a partial mask modified from your face. The mask technology of mortals is not so good, and you can’t often play with a knife on your face, so you won’t use your face as a mask. Some people are determined to have plastic surgery Be like you, some people have their noses, eyes and other parts trimmed, and some people just look at others."
Oh, I've become a template for an internet celebrity face?It's a bit sad.
Zhang Feng: "Senior Pei San, don't worry, there are only a small number of people who have plastic surgery and use masks to change their appearance... a small minority in proportion, and there have always been many people who are critical of this phenomenon, even if someone changes their appearance to yours. If you do something bad, you may be attacked by Yunxiazong, Hehuanzong, and your face-control fans. Most people dare not make too much noise, so after plastic surgery and face-changing became popular for a while, everyone still put the beauty-enhancing The skill is on the black cat."
Zhang Feng: "It's safe to keep cats. Besides, cats are a very common pet and spirit beast. It is very convenient to raise in the mortal world and the cultivation world. However, there are too many people who want to raise black cats in recent years. Black cats It is hard to find spirit beasts that look like black cats, and fakes have appeared again, dyeing cats of other fur colors black."
Me: "So, if I walk in the crowd holding a black cat with this face, people will think that I am a fashionista who loves beauty and does not hesitate to have plastic surgery?"
2362_ What is the definition of retreat
Zhang Feng: "That's about it. In fact, it's okay now, the heat has already dropped, and the Suoxianzong fortune teller competition was just one or two years ago. It was crazy. Many people went to Yunxiazong to ask Yunxiazong to let you out Let me show you that your enthusiasm for Senior Qi Xi is even higher than it was back then. After all, Senior Qi showed a violent temper when he was in the Nascent Soul stage. Many people had no courage even if they wanted to see beautiful women, but you were only at the foundation stage at that time, and many people I think I can use force against you, as long as I can avoid the monitoring of Yunxiazong and Elder Pei."
Zhang Feng: "The result was just right, you formed the alchemy. Senior Pei Miao came out and said to the noisy crowd, 'Whoever disturbs my brother's alchemy, I will burn that person until he is disfigured', and everyone stopped. Senior Pei Miao I have always dared to do what I dare to say, everyone understands, I dare not provoke her, and instead recommend the juniors among my relatives and friends to be apprentices to Senior Pei Sen and Pei Miao."
Me: "Is the recommendation successful?"
Zhang Feng: "Hey? Third senior, you ask me this? I also want to ask if you can give me some inside information."
Me: "I don't know, look, I don't even know that I and my cat are being used as templates for plastic surgery, disguise, and imitation."
Zhang Feng: "That's right, Jiedan has been in seclusion for several years, and once he came out, the world has changed."
I haven't retreated for several years... no, "what's the definition of retreat?"
Zhang Feng: "... Just retreat, find a place where no one is seen, and seal the door or the entrance of the cave, like this?"
No, that's just an external condition. Any cultivation method should be a combination of internal and external causes, and the internal cause should be the main one.The internal conditions of retreat are mainly...concentration, undivided attention, and freedom from external interference.
If you can continue to concentrate on doing your own thing no matter what happens in the outside world, then you can retreat anywhere, regardless of location, even in the Zangshu Pavilion where people come and go, even if you are reading materials while still open The communicator, even if I reflexively thanked others when they helped me move the materials, I was 'closed'.
Maybe not completely closed, but I have created a layer of isolation for myself that allows me to focus on myself for the most part.What was I focusing on at that time?Memory data?No, just memorizing information does not require my full attention. It is a mechanical activity that does not require brains. Daily sword practice requires some thinking, but it does not require too much. Sword practice is more about forming instincts in a large number of repetitions .
So, when doing those things, what is the part of my brain that is in charge of thinking, mainly doing?
2363_ Three-year generation gap
empty?As in a dream, free to diverge?Mix the newly memorized information, the newly learned moves, and the old and straightened skills out of order, and arrange and combine them at will?
What do I get out of it?
Familiar with.
In emptying, in the mixture of old and new, the familiarity of the old infects the gains of the new, making the new become old, and making me feel less strange when using them.Of course, the current familiarity is not enough, and there will still be a sense of sluggishness in actual use, but you can already get started, and you won’t be at a loss when you want to use it, but you need to slow down and get used to it gradually.
I asked Zhang Feng: "If I entered the crowd and introduced myself and said that my cat and I were the original version they imitated, would they believe it?"
Zhang Feng: "They will think you are bragging, because people often brag like that. In fact, many people now don't know the origin of the cat beauty. You know, rumors are something that everyone seems to know at the beginning. How it came about, but after a while, it becomes like no one knows."
Me: "Three-year generation gap."
Zhang Feng: "In the world of Internet celebrities, maybe three months is enough. But what are you going to do in Lengshuixi, Sanmei?"
Me: "Take the photo and analyze my location?"
Zhang Feng: "Oh, senior three, why both of us talk about this, even if I ask you directly for your real-time coordinates, you must be willing to give me such an unimportant place, right? Tell me, there are What big news?"
Me: "Do you still remember the explosion of the Gu pool?"
Zhang Feng: "...What happened so long ago?"
Me: "It's fine if you're not interested in the old news." How long?It's only a few years, how long is it in terms of time in the cultivation world?The Gu pool has nothing to do with the mortal world, and it has nothing to do with the rapidly changing internet celebrity world.
Zhang Feng: "No, no, you can still listen to it, and you can't have breaking news every day."
Me: "I have a personal question for you. Why are you so persistent in addressing me with the word 'three'? Are you so not afraid of being beaten?"
Zhang Feng: "Hey, when it comes to this, I was very scared at first, but after Senior Pei Sen and Pei Miao made excuses for other things, but we all know that they actually dealt with me once for calling the problem, I found out that my My cultivation level has risen. I think I can enter the Golden Core if I hit him again."
Me: "Oh, the way of masochism."
Zhang Feng: "I think, it should be that in the face of things that I was afraid of, my mentality has changed to anticipation. This is an improvement and strength of the state of mind, which naturally promotes the further advancement of cultivation."