Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 578



Chapter 578

2404_ on stage

Bodyguard: "Weapon? You forgot to throw the sofa at you, didn't you?"

Tu Liluan: "I lifted the sofa on the spur of the moment, and my hands and feet were shaking. Even if you didn't restrain him and let him throw the sofa at me, he would definitely miss me, and he might even dodge his own waist."

Bodyguard: "If it weren't for our professional ethics, sometimes we would all want to hit you..."

Tu Liluan: "You are professional, I trust you very much."

Qian Tomb walked to the 'Absolute Reality' stage and sat opposite Tu Liluan.

Qian Mu was in a very good mood, with a happy expression on his face. He knew that "absolute truth" would dig out a lot of his black history, but he didn't care as long as it was red or black.Anyway, he is convinced that he has not committed a crime and cannot be imprisoned, so what if he is scolded a few more times?As long as he pays attention, as long as there is topicality, he doesn't care what others think of him.

——Psychological quality is also quite strong.

Tu Liluan started talking: "Everyone knows why we invited you, so let's not gossip, let's get straight to the point. As for the cat fairy asking for compensation from all those who use his appearance for profit, including you, Qian Tomb What do you think?"

Qian Mu: "As I have already stated, he is just sensationalizing."

Tu Liluan: "But we all have experience. If the fairy's request is not followed, there will be a lot of trouble."

Qian Mu: "Just because he is a fairy and I am a mortal, and there are so many mortals who have used his appearance, can he really claim compensation one by one? The appearance of a cat fairy has become a separate category in plastic surgery hospitals." , maybe at least one or two out of ten people will have at least one partial plastic surgery to look like him, and he will go to ask for these people? If he doesn’t care about these people, as long as I have a full plastic surgery, I will only catch a few typical ones and let the rest go. His big announcements were nothing more than a joke."

Qian Mu: "If it really gets to that point, I can only give him as much as he wants, but everyone who has partial plastic surgery will donate to me because I help you stand out?"

"The income from this kind of donation is also considered as profit from my face, and it must be handed over to me." I walked to the stage, said, and then said, "Don't worry, I won't catch a few models and give up. I said everyone It is everyone, unless the cultivation level is higher than mine, I can't beat or check, otherwise, no one will be missed."

Qian Mu looked at me dumbfounded.That look really hurts the eyes, is it really plastic surgery after me?Why does it look less and less like it?

2405_Barrage Resurrection

I erected an ice mirror next to Qian Tomb, and my whole body was reflected on the ice mirror, juxtaposed with Qian Tomb.

Me: "Is it because the image you referenced during the plastic surgery was wrong, or did your face change after the plastic surgery? I think your face doesn't look like mine now. But it doesn't matter if you don't look like it, anyway, you are wearing a 'cat fairy face' Those who are famous and make money under the banner of "I don't actually use my face, but they still use my name, so I still have to give all the income to me."

Me: "I know that your current deposit is negative, don't talk about compensating me, if there is no new income in the near future, even survival will be a problem. However, what should be compensated is still to be compensated. I don't care if you borrow usury or sell organs That's fine, within a month, if you don't give me all the money you earned from me..."

I thought for a while: "To be honest, I haven't really figured out how to deal with it, and it seems that there are a lot of people who can't afford to pay within a month, so there must be a charter. It doesn't matter, you can spend a month Come and work hard to repay the debt, and I can also spend a month thinking about how I can squeeze out your surplus value if you can’t pay it back. Don’t be afraid, I know the agreements between the two worlds, and I will definitely not violate any of them. Your lives are not in danger. I will not imprison your freedom of life, you can rest assured in this respect."

'Absolute Reality' is a form of live broadcast, and barrage is one of the most important components of the program.When I first came on stage, the barrage was blank, as if I was stunned like Qian Tomb, but after I said a few words, the barrage came back to life, first it was a blockbuster "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", and then a confession , followed by agreeing with me.

"Idiot Qian and Beauty Cat really don't look alike at all, who said that idiot Qian has the exact same plastic surgery as Beauty Cat?"

"But the image, the image of Cat Beauty before, obviously..."

"As I said a long time ago, these cosmetic products can't even show a ten-thousandth of the beauty of a cat beauty. The video is separated by a layer, and it is completely different from watching it live. Watching it during the live broadcast is completely different from watching the record afterwards. Ah , I'm on the scene now, so lucky, I sneaked in and prepared to throw money to idiot Rotten Tomatoes, and I made it!"

"Oh, Young Master Pei is really out of the customs? I thought Bao asked about the announcement from someone else from Yunxia Sect in the name of Pei Lin, but I didn't expect it to be Young Master Pei himself?"

"Father, it's just forming a pill. It took five years to count the retreat. Is there any mistake? How delicate are these young masters and ladies in the top ten? Is there an upper limit? I finished forming the pill in one day back then. , followed by the actual combat, and it’s not alive and kicking until now.”

"Hey, isn't it something to be proud of forming an alchemy in one day? How rough is the golden alchemy? It will take a lot of effort to polish it later."

"Also, how many times have I said that if you scold the young master, you can scold the young master, don't involve his father. Some oral habits must be changed, otherwise it will be fatal."

2406_A task is a one-month time limit

"...As a cultivator, I thought it was strange that I was secretly watching mortal programs. I didn't expect that there are quite a few people of the same faith, and their cultivation bases seem to be quite high."

"It's better to take a peek, and see that as soon as you speak, the barrage of mortals disappears. Well, mortals, don't be afraid, let me tell you, Pei Meiren, the cat beauty you call, I am actually his Yan control fans, we are the same in this respect.”

"Actually, it's not easy for monks to use their spiritual power in the live broadcast barrage in the mortal world, because it may mess up the live signal if it is used for a while, so monks can't play barrage like they play live broadcast in the cultivation world, but can only play with it. Like mortals, the barrage is sent in the same way as in the mortal world. Therefore, the barrage sent out, whether it is sent by a monk or a mortal, looks exactly the same."

"That is to say, some remarks, although they seem to be made by monks, are actually pretended by some mortals."

"Yes, maybe all the bullet screens are sent by mortals, but some mortals pretend to be monks to confuse the public. Therefore, mortals who want to speak don't have to be afraid, just speak as usual."

"The tone of your abductor's speech..."

"I don't even want to speak."

"Then don't post it, hold it back, and see how long you can hold it."

"Mao Meiren's debt collection behavior is too much in the mortal world?"

"Cat... Do you want to get into the drama like this... Well, the cat beauty is the cat beauty. I think the behavior of the cat beauty is fine in the mortal world. Violation of portrait rights, is this? It is easy to win if you sue, as long as you win, The compensation is high, no problem."

"The problem is that Cat Beauty didn't sue, he was lynching, and the compensation price was set by him."

"He has claimed compensation from at least tens of thousands of people. If you go through the formal process, can you do it in one month?"

"Why do you have to set a time limit of one month?"

"Because the missions of Yunxiazong's foundation period, apart from the serial missions, each mission has a one-month time limit."

"He's at the Golden Core stage."

"What's the use of him at the Golden Core Stage? It's good for the tasks in the mortal world to reach the Foundation Establishment level. There are basically no Golden Core Levels. And Pei... the cat beauty came out of retreat, and she may not have adapted to her new identity at the Golden Core Stage. .”

"Five years, according to Yunxiazong's rules, he should have done five Jindan-level tasks, enough to adapt, if he didn't adapt, it means he didn't do it, that is, he owed five Jindan-level tasks. He has no sense of urgency when he came here to find foundation-level tasks to do while he was in debt?"

2407_Try a new defense method

"Hey, if you want to pretend to be mortals, don't keep talking about things in the cultivation world. Even the calculation method of Yunxiazong's task amount has been mentioned. Except for Yunxiazong's top ten disciples, it may not be clear about this thing."

"That's because they are stupid. This calculation method is available in the mortal world offices of various sects, and the staff in the offices know everything."

"...So, in the previous speeches, there may be mortals?"

"How do I know? I didn't check. I don't know if there are mortals among the speakers, but the endurance of this live broadcast must be at the level of mortals. Linglisi probed in to check the sender of the barrage? Then this live broadcast may not be kept."

"It can still be guaranteed, adding defense to the live broadcast."

"You guys really haven't investigated yet? Now the live broadcast has defenses, added by the beauty cat. Do you remember the shielding power of the beauty cat in the Suoxianzong Fortune Teller Competition? Almost the same level of defense was added to the live broadcast, others If you want to follow the live broadcast to investigate, your spiritual power will slip."

"Slip?"

"Yes, he didn't block it directly. He made an extremely smooth structure on the surface, making it difficult to penetrate."

"What is he doing? If he doesn't do anything, other monks won't dare to do anything for fear of breaking the live broadcast. If he adds defense, other monks will dare to mess around."

I don't do anything, just try a new defense method.At the same time, these monks who explored my ice defense carefully explored with their weak spiritual power, so they gave me many opportunities to see their spiritual power and check their identity.Some people found out about my counter-inquiry and quit; some people got up and competed with me, and then I found out more counter-investigations.

The programs in the mortal world, the number of monks to watch will not be too many, and the cultivation level will not be too high—although after actual contact, I found that it is not too few or too low—it is suitable for my experiment.

Generally, the defense cover is hard to resist or absorb or rebound attacks. My new defense method is to make the surface of the defense cover into ice. Skid on.As long as the coefficient of friction is low enough, energy, as a special substance, cannot stay on the smooth outer surface of the cover, and will slide to both sides along the curvature of the cover and leave the surface of the cover.

In the process of energy sliding and leaving, the defensive cover will still suffer some damage, but combined with Pei Bing's absorption ability, the damage can be very small.

However, this small change doesn't make much sense for the time being, because Pei Bing was able to completely defend against Jindan-level attacks before, and now with this change, he can't defend against Yuanying-level attacks at all, but try it, anyway, as a mortal world Quests are pretty idle in terms of using spiritual power.


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.