1novels Chapter 961
Chapter 961
3936_Master
Owl: "Due to our inexperience, a lot of unpleasant things happened to you in the previous batches, but now we have learned our lesson. This time we will definitely pay attention to your fragility and won't hurt you again."
Ming Qige: "Fragile?"
Boa constrictor: "No, no, you are very strong. We have always liked your strength."
I took out a small ingot and threw it out through the gap between the bars of the cage, but it bounced back into my hand without success.
A big fox was lying in the direction facing me: "You can't throw things around now, they must be sterilized. If you feel unhappy after cleaning, I can prepare a lot of things for you to throw away. Little master, Can you choose me as your guardian? This is the first time I have seen a master as beautiful as you."
……master?Wait, their eyes seem to be similar to how humans look at pet cats?
Fuqiu: "Oh?"
3937_ hello
The rhino lifted us up in a cage with one hand. Gong Minxue grabbed the cage railing to test something, then nimbly climbed to the top of the cage and reached for the rhino's hand.
Rhino petted and smiled: "What a naughty little master."
Another creature—forgive me for not knowing how to describe what it looks like—said in a relieved tone: "Naughty is good, naughty is usually healthy, and healthy is not easy to get sick. I really don't want to see it again Master is dying."
"In the past, we didn't understand the body structure of the guests, and we couldn't treat them well. Now it's much better, and the more we treat, the more their injuries will be aggravated."
"I hope so."
"Li Jiejun, don't look at it, you won't get a quota."
The fox named Li Jiejun who was the first one to call our master just now said: "But the master has the right to choose. If it likes me and chooses me, I can raise it."
"No, we have the right to receive guests first, but correspondingly, we are deprived of the quota of raising guests, which was emphasized when we entered the job."
Li Jiejun: "As long as the master insists, this rule can be broken."
"Give it up, after the cleaning work is done, the guests will only be angry with us, and they will never stay with us again. Our job is to offend the guests. Otherwise, you think that this person who can see new guests as soon as possible Why do jobs often fail to recruit people? Allowing customers to choose us as guardians is also to attract as many employees as possible, although after entering the job, I found that this permission is just empty talk.”
"The department that makes tickets and special tools next door, even if it is difficult to have the opportunity to directly contact the master, the supply of jobs is in short supply."
Gong Minxue's hand encountered some obstacles when he stretched out of the cage, but he groped patiently for a while, and finally stretched out his hand. Xue's greeting.
Gong Minxue touched Rhino's fingertips with his palm: "Hello, my name is Gong Minxue, what should I call you?"
Rhinoceros: "My name is Cui Li."
Gong Minxue: "Why do you call us 'Master'? In our world, this word has a clear upper-lower relationship. Or is this a problem with the translator?"
Cui Li: "That's right, we didn't use the wrong word, we are your shit-shoveling officer."
...You really treat us like house cats.
3938_cleaning
Sparks shot out of Gong Minxue's body suddenly, his body was shaken off the railing, and after spinning half a circle in the air, he landed smoothly.
The huge creatures screamed:
"Master Gong, are you alright?"
"I just said that the isolation cage is too aggressive. Obviously, as long as isolation is enough, why is there an attack?"
"That's the isolation effect, which is to lock the germs that are about to rush out in the cage. The faster the germs come out, the stronger the rebound will be. If Master Gong came out slowly as he did at the beginning and gave the isolation cage an adjustment process, the isolation The cage wouldn't react as much."
"It's still a matter of design. The masters are not as rough and thick as us, why can't the design be more delicate and soft?"
"It's still improving. This model has made great progress. In the beginning, the owner of that model was electrocuted when it touched the railing. It was impossible for the master to climb the railing."
I believe that ordinary current is not enough to electrofocus monks, so what exactly is 'electricity' here?
Gong Minxue: "I used a little spiritual power, it seems to activate something."
"Master Gong, we have learned about your spiritual power during training. Although I don't understand it very well, it seems to us that it is the main carrier of germs, and the worst thing is that it cannot be cleaned with ordinary cleaning methods. Cleanse all your spiritual power, so please control yourself, otherwise we can only use deep cleaning, which will make you very uncomfortable."
"Master, there is an alarm on the ticket you are using. As long as the red light is on, it means that your spiritual power is greater than our safety standard. At that time, please suppress yourself immediately, otherwise the security department will forcibly inject you with depth." detergent."
Me: "What will happen after injecting deep cleanser? Will our spiritual power disappear?"
"Yes, you won't be able to recover slowly until you return to your world. We don't want to castrate you like that. After all, spiritual power is your characteristic. We hope to see you in their entirety and retain your wild nature instead of letting You have become a crippled, numb mass."
"So, in order to prevent us from doing it, please control yourself."
Me: "You seem to be much stronger than us, you can easily defuse our spiritual attacks, and you can also monitor our every move, why do you seem to be a little afraid of touching us? When Gong Minxue touched Cui Li just now, The cage has always formed an isolation layer on Gong Minxue's outstretched hand, and Cui Li paid special attention to whether that layer of isolation exists before touching Gong Minxue. The reason for being so careful is just germs?"
3939_The Courage to Eat Fugu
"Infectious diseases are terrible. We like you very much, but for some reason, you carry a virus that can easily infect us. Once we are infected, we may die. Now we have not found a very effective treatment plan. We can only rely on The infected heal themselves."
Me: "Then why do you continue to invite us? Since we are so dangerous to you, shouldn't you isolate us? I don't mean the isolation of inviting us and then putting us in cages, but rejecting us directly All the creatures of that world come to your world."
"But we really like you guys. Really, really like you, and we're willing to take some risks for that. And I don't think it's that scary, even if it was the first time you came, most of the infected people eventually recovered Well, the ones who died were not so much killed by the infectious disease you brought, as they were killed by the wrong treatment plan."
"I know that some people didn't get treatment at all after getting sick, and they recovered by themselves. It's just that the process is very uncomfortable, and it's so uncomfortable that it's self-harming."
"But even if it's so uncomfortable, those who have raised the master said that they don't regret raising you, and they would like to raise you again if there is a chance."
Do you have the courage to eat fugu?
Me: "Is 'Master' our scientific name or our common name?"
"It's a common name, but it's also a simplified version of the scientific name. The scientific name we gave you is: Human Beings of the Main World."
Me: "There is 'principal' but no 'zi', it seems that it can't be regarded as the simplification of the scientific name?"
"The character 'zi' means intimacy, and the simplified scientific name is 'master', which is also very cute."
Hmm... That's still called master, it's easier to think of a cat, and it's easy to get used to.
I took out a cat-shaped ice sculpture: "Do you know that we carry a lot of things with us? Can you even clean these things when you clean us?"
"Yes, we have professional equipment. You can rest assured that your personal belongings will not be damaged during cleaning, and we don't know exactly what was cleaned, which means your privacy will be protected."
Xiao Sui grabbed Pei Bing, and Pei Bing calculated his upper limit of defense in the case of losing the connection with the Yunxia Sect's formation.
Me: "If you don't know what we brought, how do you know that the cleaning effect has reached the safety standard and these items have not been damaged?"
3940_ appease
Huge creature: "In fact, cleaning is just to wipe off the spiritual power on the surface of you and your items, and then cover it with a cleaning film, so that your spiritual power will no longer radiate, and it will not involve you and the inside of your items. Our training It is said in the book that if you want to harm you, you must destroy your internal spiritual power structure, so an external cleansing is harmless to you."
The expressions of our group of masters are not relaxed because of this explanation, the best thing is that they are not worse, Zhuang Cong is obviously angry, but after he looked at other people, especially me, he suppressed Hold your emotions.
Giant creatures seek words to appease us:
"The current technology will not make you feel uncomfortable, and the cleaning film will only work when you stay in our world. When you return to your world, the environmental forces of your world will naturally erase the cleaning film. .”
"Also, when you use spiritual power, the cleaning membrane will be worn out. When the protective membrane becomes weak to a certain extent, we need to clean you again to regenerate the membrane. Therefore, in order to reduce the number of cleanings, please use it as little as possible. Spiritual power."
"Your spiritual power will also destroy the connection between you and our world established by the ticket, so the more you use your spiritual power, the less time you can stay in our world. Therefore, even if you deliberately use a lot of spiritual power because you want to leave our world faster, you will have to accept more cleanings caused by this."
"Before you actually leave our world, we must keep you... clean for us."