Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 997

04079-Know your mistakes and correct them

Fuqiu glanced at her lazily, but didn’t move any further—the huge creatures liked the existence of Fuqiu very much, and they all called it by its big name instead of its nickname, but when they called me, they could call me anything, 'Pei Lin' accounted for only about [-]% of the total.

Bai Yiyi acted like she was thinking, and after a few seconds, she said, "I thought of a collocation plan. I'll try it after the teacher goes back and show you the sample as soon as possible, okay?"

Zhou Qingxing: "Okay. Teacher Bai, don't worry, we can wait slowly."

Me: "Wait a year at most."

Bai Yiyi: "Yes, little guest, I will definitely draw the finished product for you within a year. Don't complain too much about the teacher, the teacher can read minds."

Me: "...just complained a little bit."

Zhou Qingxing: "Ah, I got caught."

Me: "Sorry. I'm narrow-minded."

Bai Yiyi: "If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, good boy." She rewarded me with a candy, which was bigger than a fur ball.

I hold it with one hand, thank you.

Bai Yiyi: "It's very sweet."

I don't even want to eat it.

After Bai Yiyi left, Zhou Qingxing said to me: "Ms. Bai is very interesting? Although sometimes she is a little... silly."

The students around nodded: "When you are not stupid, you are very powerful."

04080-beauty is not working

Me: "Did she hear you when you complained about Teacher Bai's stupidity?"

Students: "There will inevitably be some coincidences, but Teacher Bai didn't seem to care when he heard it."

I don't care, but when I need to, I will point out that someone has complained about her.

I cut the candy according to the number of classmates, and asked the classmates to help me eat the candy. I only ate a little bit the size of a fingernail.I mean, the size of my fingernail.

When Mo Yaju was in class, he said: "Since there are real objects, let's adjust the arrangement for this class, and talk about the feeding methods of human beings in the main world. First of all, the methods to prevent the breeders from getting sick."

……

He said that the content of the course was rearranged to make use of me as a real animal, but during the explanation, Mo Yaju hardly looked at me, did not use me as an example, and did not ask Zhou Qingxing about her breeding experience. He just talked about it by himself. The past cases, but the students listened to it with great interest, and they didn't even look at me.

As soon as the get out of class time came, Mo Yaju left the classroom immediately, without a word of nonsense, and he did not have the demeanor of a class teacher.I think that when I was a student in my last life, there was a class teacher who had this style of painting when he held a class meeting:

"Let's talk about the last question for today. The first small point of this question is... the second small point is... the first small point of the second small point is..."

Of course, there are more teachers who have the little habit of "talking for 5 minutes after the bell rings"-you have to praise him for his dedication.

Because I am too short compared to giant creatures, and I don’t want to be carried around by them, and I am a bit silly to run up and down frequently, so in addition to the fur ball becoming bigger and carrying me, I also found a means of transportation: levitation aircraft.

It was originally something like a remote control plane for children to play with, but it has been transformed into a car for humans in the main world.

Mo Yapo: "It is not allowed to fly in classrooms, corridors and other crowded places."

I explained to him that my running speed, flexibility, and physical strength are sufficient, and that this aircraft is just a means of transportation for leisure. I don't have to use it, and I won't use it on inappropriate occasions.

Mo Yapo expressed to me that he would supervise me, and then said to the fur ball: "You can move freely. It can be big or small."

Beauty doesn't work anymore, I'm a little lonely.

Later, my seat in the classroom became an ordinary elementary school student's seat, which was used for the enlarged fur ball, and I sat on the fur ball as an accessory.

Ren Yongming sent a ridicule: "Do you need me to help you curse those who ignore you?"

Me: "No, they didn't ignore me, it's just that in their eyes, fur balls are more like their own kind. They treat fur balls like their own kind, while they treat me as pets at a lower level. They will treat me like pets. Scream, but don't think about me when you're doing business."

04081-challenge

Ren Yongming: "Maybe this is your own problem? Your senior brother seems to have had a lot of serious discussions with the upper-level figures in this secret realm?"

Me: "So he's the big brother, and I'm just a mascot."

Ren Yongming: "You can figure it out."

Me: "Because I don't need to compare with the big brother. I have different expertise from him, and we don't intend to do things for each other. I think the current complementary relationship is very good. Of course, if your goal is to serve someone You just have to work harder."

Ren Yongming: "Just mind your own business."

Me: "Did you test out that spells are usable here?"

Ren Yongming: "Available."

Me: "What about the instance?"

Ren Yongming: "Please."

I contacted Wen Chengzhui to ask about the spell example: "If you want to say it, you can say it, if you don't want to say it, I will ask our elder brother."

Wen Chengzhui: "Isn't it more convenient for you to ask Fellow Daoist Jiang directly?"

Me: "Isn't that missing the fun of provoking you?"

Ren Yongming: "You and your elder brother have been connected in communication. He knows things you don't know? What does this mean?"

Me: "It means that I have a low IQ and I can't see things. It's useless for you to provoke me and our elder brother with this kind of thing. I'm not like you who want to know everything about Wen Daoyou. I'm used to the elder brother knowing better than me." Many, I also understand that he has concealed something from me, and I believe that after my cultivation is high enough, I will know what I need to know, and there is no rush."

Ren Yongming: "Oh, it's so clear..."

Me: "If you provoke me again, be careful that my elder brother has a heart attack and plucks your hair off."

Ren Yongming: "Heh, I really want to see my feathers now... I can give you some of my feathers in exchange for your Pei Ao's barrier-free transformation method."

Me: "I can't provide the record jade slips now, so I can only dictate. I don't guarantee whether I can talk about the key points." The brothers and sisters of the Zhou family who also wanted to learn this trick got nothing.

Me: "Furball can do this mainly because spirit beasts can have two original forms, so they can switch forms with very low spiritual power—below the limit standard of this secret realm—but you have to change from human form back to Beast shape is to change from a disguised state to a true form. The original shape may be successful, because the amount of spiritual power flow in this process can also be controlled to be relatively low, but if it is successful, it is necessary to change from the original shape to the disguised state. I'm afraid it's impossible not to leak it."

04082-Deformation research

Me: "In addition, besides the theoretical feasibility analysis, the success of the fur ball is the result of many experiments. It has been practiced in my storage spirit treasure for a month, and you have no room for practice. Do you want to be cleaned Liquid flushing for a whole month?"

Ren Yongming: "I will also pay you if the transformation fails, and you will pay after returning to the main world."

If you insist on interpreting my kind persuasion as raising the price, then... "Maoqiu, talk to him."

Fuqiu was not very interested, and said: "I don't know, I will show you." Then it became bigger and smaller for a few rounds.

Ren Yongming did not condemn Mao Qiu's perfunctory, and his attitude when talking to Mao Qiu was much better than that of me. He asked politely: "Can you move as slowly as possible?"

Mao Qiu corrected his attitude a bit, and replied: "There is no slow motion. For me, there is no transition between the two forms, it is transient. Even if it is slow, it is also a slow prelude and follow-up, and the key points cannot be slowed down. "

Ren Yongming pondered.

Wen Chengzhui: "Are you going to turn into a little crow as a pet for me? If you can't change back into a human form, your breeder will be very sad."

Ren Yongming: "He can keep crows. There are no crows here, so they are considered precious pets."

Me: "No, I think the form of the crow will be the same as the furball, and it will be regarded as the same kind by the giant creatures, but it is just a young and fragile kind that needs to be taken care of."

Ren Yongming: "Because Pei Ao is regarded as the same kind by them, he must have a body size. Too small body size is not enough to arouse their feelings of the same kind. The creatures here have a variety of looks, and many of them are human-like, but they have more hair on their bodies. But these human-like Huge creatures will not have the same sympathy for humans in the main world."

Wen Chengzhui: "So what makes us special to them is that they are 'hairless'? According to the general aesthetics of the cultivation world, except for the hair and parts that are inconvenient to say, the hair on other parts is indeed pursued to be less and more. good."

Me: "Some people love beards too."

Wen Chengzhui: "Most of them fake beards when they need to pretend to be seniors, and more often they shave them off. Even beards, like hair, contain spiritual power, which can be used as backup weapons and energy sources when accumulated, but for the sake of Beauty, or not to stay."

Wen Chengzhui: "Scattered cultivators are usually enough to be stingy, and there are still not many people who grow beards. Anyway, I definitely don't want to grow them. Just save the stubble and use it. There is no need to pursue a better shape."

Ren Yongming's breeder, Ban Anfeng, first heard that Ren Yongming could also transform, secretly delighted, and felt that he could keep two kinds of pets. Later, he heard that the transformation might be irreversible, so he quickly advised Ren Yongming not to be impulsive.

Ban Anfeng: "Yongming, the authority you have obtained now corresponds to your master form. Although we all know that you are still you after you transform, but after the appearance is different, many people who don't know the inside story may not be too careful when doing things. Follow you, and some will even take you for a liar. Your appearance is your passport, which is more effective than the authority issued to you by the authorities. After losing this appearance, you will encounter a lot of trouble, unless You plan to never go out after transforming."

Ren Yongming: "If I don't come out, I can play games. The shape in the game is not affected by my actual shape, and I can shape it at will; the permissions in the game are rigid data, which can always mark my identity, and will not mislead others."

Ban Anfeng: "...after you become the original form, without fingers, some things will be inconvenient to do."