Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1041

04256-Should be read carefully

Disciplinary Office: "Sentence is reduced for voluntary surrender, increased punishment for resisting arrest. No one really thinks who in the sect made a mistake and our Disciplinary Office doesn't know?"

"But you may be too lazy to catch some mistakes, so you will not be punished, but we will definitely be punished if we surrender ourselves."

Disciplinary Office: "Stupid. Sometimes we may temporarily let go of some small mistakes, but we still know and record them. We will not punish them now, and wait for the day when those who make small mistakes make big ones." If there are too many mistakes, or the amount of small mistakes accumulates too much, we will settle the accounts together.”

Disciplinary Office: "Do you really think that there are ups and downs in the amount of punishment for similar mistakes each time? It is because fluctuations are allowed in the rules, so the people who set punishments are more random each time? That is based on your past records. Repeatedly taught and punished in the past Laziness from time to time, lack of introspection when being punished, etc., will affect the amount of punishment.”

"I don't believe that Jianxiu has such precise calculation ability."

Discipline Department: "Then you continue to do it and experience it for yourself slowly."

"Speaking of which, I don't seem to have read the introductory manual carefully. I only read it briefly when I first started. At that time, I forgot after reading it because I was not familiar with the names of various institutions. The only gain may be that I knew it. When will the money be paid every month?"

"The titles in the manual are all official names, such as Yunruifeng and Yunroufeng, which are not used in daily life, so I always think that the introductory manual is just a fake. In addition, it is an electronic version of the mortal world, not a jade slip. It lacks comprehension temperament, and it is not as ritualistic as the paper version."

"Some children who are just getting started can't read the jade slips at all. Of course, it is impossible to give them to the jade slips. As for the paper version... I don't know when my electronic version was deleted. If it was a stack of papers, it would have to be regenerated a long time ago. Fire use."

"It's good to buy another copy after deleting it. The price of this thing is always a contribution point, which is more stable than the price of Bigu Dan. If you don't like the electronic version, you can also buy the jade version. The content is the same, but the jade version seems to be more expensive. Is it a bit more expensive or two points?"

"But is it really necessary to buy it?"

"According to the meaning of the official department, it seems that there is? Should I study it carefully?"

"The discipline department also said that we should memorize all the rules and regulations."

"Oh... so you can read it if you want, and it doesn't matter anyway. The most important clauses that must not be ignored will definitely be raised separately and repeatedly emphasized on multiple occasions, so we don't need to hold on to the big tome and write words."

Disciplinary Office: "Tsk, we knew this would happen, so we need to punish more to make some people have a long memory. Unfortunately, there are still some people, even if they are punished, they will not be able to grow their memory."

"So, since it's useless to punish him, why not just punish him."

Disciplinary Department: "So I will punish you until you have no time to make mistakes. We sincerely invite you to be the VIP of this department, and all the treatment is top-notch. You come to play every day, you are welcome."

"I... am not a frequent visitor to making mistakes."

Disciplinary Department: "It's okay, we feel that you have great potential when we look at your face, junior brother. This is our intuition formed after years of experience, and it is very accurate. Come on, junior brother, we will wait for you, I believe you will not let us wait too long." Long."

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04257-anfen

Regarding my praise for Shi Bolin’s Pet Secret Realm mission, and the mission office’s comment that this private mission is too stupid to be entangled, some people who bought tickets expressed that they were wronged:

"We didn't bully Shi Bolin. The second son came back safely, and he seemed to have gained a lot of insights and stayed peacefully in the clan for so long. We are just playing around with Shi Bolin again. The main reason is that Shi Bolin uses us as material for self-reflection."

"However, Shi Bolin has introspected a lot, which makes us feel that he may have really failed to take care of the second son in the pet secret realm. Otherwise, how could Shi Bolin have been introspecting for so long with his usual brain emptiness?"

"Shi Bolin himself said that he didn't do well enough in the Pet Secret Realm, so those of us who paid him to do the task should comfort him? If he wants to scold us, we can scold him."

Shi Bolin himself said: "Don't worry, beauty, I just feel that I'm about to break through, and I haven't been bullied. I use them as materials for earning experience points."

Then there was chaos on their side, and I couldn't figure it out: what does it mean to describe the year I spent in the Yunxia Sect as 'quiet' after I came out of the Pet Secret Realm?When was I not so peaceful when I was hiding the Book Pavilion?And I picked Shazhuan as if it was about to collapse the main network. Does it look safe?

Old sister: "Maybe the point is not what you did, but that you didn't leave Yunxiazong, so that everyone can see you at any time. Although you can visit you whenever you want to see you when you hide the book pavilion, but after all Zangshuge strictly requires quietness, unlike those places in the plantation where laughter is suitable."

During the year when Xie Qinwei conceived eggs, while reflecting on my recent experiences, I wandered all over the place, because it was easy to fall asleep when I meditated and reflected, so I needed to do some trivial things without thinking.Practicing swords is also possible, but practicing swords all the time is also hypnotic, so I take small tasks in each peak to serve flowers, plants and small animals, and then plant peaks to control beasts. They can harvest some fruits, leaves, sheep wool, and hit me' The banner of "hand-raised" is sold at a high price-by the way, I will share a share of the proceeds.

Seeing that I was really bored, Qi Xiufeng also entrusted me to condense a large number of small ice sculptures according to a set of atlases, saying that he wanted to refine some ordinary functions into the small ice sculptures, so that the small ice sculptures could be turned into magic tools and sold at a high price.

Qi Xiufeng: "However, how to ensure that the shape of the ice sculpture does not change at all during the refining process is a challenge. So now we can only refine small functions, such as mute, mosquito repellent, etc., and higher-level The function has to continue to be explored.”

04258-Life is limited by repair

Me: "When I make ice sculptures, I can refine the functions into it."

Qi Xiufeng: "That's different, that's your refining ability, this is our refining ability. But second son, if you have time, you can condense another batch of small ice sculptures with refined functions for us. Use it as a reference when refining."

So I condensed another batch, and then went to Yushou Peak to look at Senior Huaxiao's album of condensed spirit beast ice sculptures.

Elder Liu Jie was far less fond of my condensed products than Qi Xiufeng, he said: "Look at it for yourself, the beauty in the album shocks the soul and can only be seen from a distance, but your ice sculptures look like toys no matter how you look, it makes people think Get your hands dirty."

Me: "It's fine if outsiders don't dare to play with me."

Elder Liu: "That's what I'm afraid of. Some people are daring, and now you have restrained the beauty of your appearance. During the foundation building period, your appearance easily aroused the lust of some people, but that kind of people cultivate If you are too low, you will be intimidated by your identity; but now, you are more restrained in beauty, but tend to attract high-cultivated lustful people. After calculating your self-protection means, high-cultivated people may be able to design A trap that traps you."

Me: "Lust..."

Elder Liu: "Don't underestimate lust, it's not just a matter of losing one's body. The sex desire of the Albizia Sect is open and fair, it is comfortable and pleasant, and it is a natural need, but some lusts are actually in line with the dark and gloomy attitude of the public when it comes to 'sex'. Very unrefined."

Me: "Am I prone to attract perverts now?"

Elder Liu: "It's hard to say. But there are indeed people who have a desire to conquer you."

Me: "The desire to conquer may not necessarily come from lust, or it may be that I hate my background for being too hard and live too comfortably, and want to trample me into the mud to relieve their jealousy."

Elder Liu: "Hua Xiao back then...do you know how Hua Xiao died?"

Me: "I can't improve my cultivation all the time, I'm dying of old age."

Elder Liu: "He still looked like a youth when he died."

Me: "But, Senior Hua died in Yunxia Sect, so it's impossible to be killed?"

Elder Liu: "Of course he wasn't killed. Hua Xiao's death was indeed limited by his cultivation. After he found that his cultivation could no longer be improved, and his lifespan was only a few decades, he gave up continuing to practice. Putting all his energy into painting, he puts the rest of his life into it."

Elder Liu: "The 'integrated vitality' here is not an adjective, but an objective description, just like, 'Elder Jiang Lin lost his vitality when he gave birth to you'."

04259-beauty bag

Elder Liu: "Can you accept my mention of your mother's death?"

I can."

Elder Liu: "Aren't you forcing me?"

Me: "I don't force it, my acceptance of objective facts is very high, and sometimes it may even be too high. You continue."

Elder Liu: "Continue... There is nothing to continue. Using life force as one of the painting materials, Hua Xiao stepped into death ahead of time. At that time, his cousin was the elder Huamingbao of Chiwuzong. It's not the elders, they are in a hurry, the entire Yunxia Sect is also in a hurry, but there is no way, who can stop the monks from making up their minds?"

Elder Liu: "Hua Xiao poured his vitality into his paintings, leaving a little bit of his youthful appearance in the end, and stepped into death. Hua Xiao is a person who loves beauty, more than you and Qi Xi. You two, All of you are somewhat dissatisfied with the direction of your own beauty, so you admit your beauty, but if you change to another way of beauty, you may also be willing to try, sometimes you don’t even care about your appearance.”

Elder Liu: "But Hua Xiao is different. He likes his own beautiful direction, and even rejects his own aging. Old him."

Elder Liu: "This is an obvious demon, and Hua Xiao knows it himself, so he splashed his vitality, and he meant to break through and then stand up. After splashing vitality, according to the normal process, it will increase his own aging speed, and he will be very fast. Enter middle age, enter old age."

Elder Liu: "Looking at the rapid changes in his appearance, if Hua Xiao can relax, his long-term cultivation bottleneck can be broken, and then enter the Nascent Soul Stage and return to youth."

Elder Liu: "But he failed, he did not let go of the burden of being a beauty until he died."