Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1177

04800-precipitation

"After entering the quiet period, it may not be mentioned once in a few years or decades, but there is always that beauty in my heart, and when it is needed, I still support it. More rational, quieter love, and more integrated into life and Dao. Shameng is too floating now, let it settle down and eliminate a few batches, and finally it will be the fans who can become Dao, oh, and the firm black is also counted in it. "

Mei Shuanli: "Yes, I still have deep-seated love for Elder Qi and all the beauties of the Hehuan Sect. Although the proportion of my writing about Pei Meiren is much larger than that of other people, but before Pei Meiren appeared , I have already written many articles about those beauties, and when the total number of beauties I write catches up with the beauties of my predecessors, my love for Pei beauties will be deeper, and then I will start writing articles about the average appearance of all beauties."

"...Mei Shuanli, this is serious, shut up first. Although what you say is serious to yourself, many children who tend to go astray in their understanding of sex will only think of indecency when they hear you speak. place to go."

Mei Shuanli: "Look more, listen more, and get used to it, you will not be serious, and you will get serious. I am helping my brothers and sisters to learn. They can't read pure physiology textbooks. Works that portray sex as obscenity are easy to mislead them. Let them connect sex with unspeakable, and my work can be regarded as entertaining and educational in comparison."

Disciplinary Office: "Mei Shuanli, someone has complained about you again. After investigation, the content of the complaint is established. Come here and be punished."

Mei Shuanli: "I've only written two books recently, Second Young Master. Second Young Master has just finished retreat, so you don't have time to complain to me, right?"

"Why can you write about the Second Young Master's retreat? You can't even see his face."

Mei Shuanli: "Brain supplement is wonderful. Second Young Master has already taken root in my heart, and I can see Second Young Master's various postures when I close my eyes."

"...want to beat someone up."

"You are not allowed to fantasize about the second son's posture, and you are not allowed to fantasize about the second son's appearance after taking off his clothes."

"This is demanding. Don't imagine how those Mei Shuanli write? Do you still want to read new works?"

Mei Shuanli: "I have fantasized about you, but most people are not born with good conditions. After I fantasized, I found that you are really not qualified to appear in my article."

"Have you tried to strip all the people you've met and put them in your text?"

Mei Shuanli: "That's right. I met the same person at different times. If the latter time seems to me to be significantly different from the previous time, I will fantasize about it again."

"...The theater in your head is also quite busy."

Mei Shuanli: "It should be. For cultivation. Cultivation makes me happy."

04801-beautiful and ugly

Discipline Department: "Mei Shuanli, haven't you reached the Discipline Peak yet? Are you embarrassed? Do you want us to catch you in person?"

Mei Shuanli: "It's coming, it's coming to the ground immediately. Can you tell me who is complaining about me this time? And what is the reason for the complaint?"

Disciplinary Department: "We will tell you while you are being punished. Tell it in private, but not on Xiaosha College, unless the complainant makes it public."

"I bet this time the complainant will make it public. Suing Mei Shuanli usually has no sequelae. Mei Shuanli will not retaliate, and neither will Mei Shuanli's readers."

"The biggest danger is being written by Mei Shuanli as cannon fodder for the next article. If you are mentally prepared, you can accept it."

"If you look ugly, even this danger can be ignored. For example, I was disgusted by Mei Shuanli, 'I will never write about you, smash my brand'."

"Wait until Mei Shuanli reaches the Nascent Soul stage, then he will transcend the beauty of his appearance, and he can write more."

"I'm looking forward to it. Mei Shuanli's morals are low, but his writing style is really good. His language skills are at least a commandment point away from the guys who use words indiscriminately."

"Based on my Jindanqi's superficial understanding, the beauties in Yuanyingqi's eyes are also beauties in Jindanqi's eyes?"

"Well... almost."

"No, I don't think some of the beauties in the mouth of Senior Nascent Soul are beautiful."

"That may be due to aesthetic differences, or the beauty of that beauty has not been recognized by the public."

"One of my favorite things to watch is when Er Gongzi's black people readily admit that Er Gongzi is beautiful. 'Isn't it just a face?' and so on."

"The Nascent Soul Stage of the Hehuan Sect recognized the beauty of the Second Young Master, so when Mei Shuanli reaches the Nascent Soul Stage, the Second Young Master will still be his material. The same goes for the little uncle, and the elders of the Hehuan Sect... It seems that they are the same as now. No difference?"

"Let me rationalize this: under the condition of the same aesthetics, pay attention, the same aesthetics, this is the major premise, because if you consider the aesthetic differences, there is no end. After the major premise is met, the beauty recognized by the Nascent Soul Stage is also recognized by the Jindan Stage. The Nascent Soul Stage does not necessarily recognize the beauty recognized by the Jindan Stage; the Nascent Soul Stage does not necessarily recognize the ugliness;

"……what?"

"Is it possible to overthrow the perception of beauty and ugliness in the Jindan period?"

"Correct."

"If the ugly golden elixir that Yuanyingqi thinks is not necessarily recognized, why must the beautiful golden elixir that Yuanyingqi thinks be recognized? For sure?"

04802-Study hard

"As a Nascent Soul Stage, I haven't found a counterexample. But if you insist on finding out whether there are exceptions, there may still be. What I said above are mostly cases."

"Why?"

Me: "Golden elixir stage focuses more on the outside, Nascent Soul stage looks more on the inside. The law of 'phase is born from the heart' has a wide range of effects among monks. A person with an ugly heart will often have a distorted appearance. This is the continuous operation of spiritual power to repair and optimize. As a side effect of the body, only those who are particularly good at disguising can have both an ugly heart and a beautiful appearance. This kind of camouflage can fool the Jindan stage, but not the Nascent Soul stage."

Me: "People who are ugly inside may pretend to be beautiful in order to deceive others and benefit themselves, but people with beautiful inside generally don't need to pretend to be ugly."

"Maybe to avoid disaster? Beauty may attract plunder."

Me: "With such a strong camouflage ability, while using spiritual power to transform the appearance without delaying the progress of cultivation, and preventing the stagnation of spiritual power in the body, there are generally more appropriate ways to deal with the problem of plundering. Disguising is not like yourself, Even if it could be done, it would be uncomfortable, generally uncomfortable."

"You can choose to be admitted to Imitation Embroidery. Especially those talents who are not in ordinary circumstances and feel comfortable with it."

"Has the Golden Core stage already begun to use spiritual power to change the appearance? It's not a temporary, flimsy disguise, but a more in-depth facelift?"

"It's fine during the Qi training period, starting from the time when you can control your spiritual power, but the transformation is slow at a low cultivation level. Otherwise, why do you think the growth rate of the body will be greatly slowed down after foundation building?"

"The drastic slowdown actually just shows that low-cultivation monks have difficulty controlling their ability to transform their bodies with spiritual power. Otherwise, those who are young at the foundation building age should let their bodies grow faster, at least at the growth rate of normal mortals, to grow into an adult body. Children are physically inconvenient to do many things, you see that the Hehuan sect doesn't accept fools who build foundations at a young age...cough, in short, immature bodies have limitations."

"It's been a long process from not being able to control the Qi training stage to completely controlling the Nascent Soul stage, which also shows that controlling the body is a big topic in cultivation. Everyone should study hard."

"Good, good, study hard, definitely."

Although I have finished the retreat, I am still staying on Peifeng for the time being, alone, and the presence of the father's breath is so weak that I am not sure if he is there.

For the same person, in the same place, the feeling is obviously different between retreat and non-retreat, so the external environment is not so important, what is important is the internal cause.

I was summing up my retreat experience here, when I saw a weak willow falling in front of me.

I:"……"

"Congratulations on entering the late stage." He said weakly, as if he was dying, his voice was almost blown into the wind, and at the same time, his whole body seemed to be blown away.

I cautiously replied: "Thank you, Senior Sun." No wonder the old man seemed to have disappeared.

04803-brother

At first glance, the monk who seems to be blown to death by the wind and snow of Jianxiu Peak is named Sun Sixiao. My father's first Taoist partner, Sun Lijiao's senior... elder brother.

That is, my father's brother-in-law.

Back then, Senior Sun Lijiao was able to enter the Yunxia Sect with the qualifications of the Four Spirit Roots. This senior Sun Sixiao made great efforts. If he hadn't helped open this back door, the relationship between my father and Senior Sun Lijiao... might not even have a relationship. Because he couldn't pass the entrance exam, senior Sun Lijiao wouldn't stay in Yunxia Sect, and he didn't have the chance to spend a long time with my father during the critical period of his transformation.

When Senior Sun Sixiao helped Senior Sun Lijiao to open the back door, he did a crazy job: clearing the questions in advance, setting up hidden hands on the mountain climbing road, and teaching how to answer the questions in the formal exam.

The elders at that time looked at Senior Sun Sixiao at the Jindan stage inexplicably and asked: "What do you want to do? What good will it do her if she joins the Yunxia Sect this way? Her aptitude will make her life much more comfortable if she goes to a second-rate sect. "

Senior Sun Sixiao: "If Sun Lijiao is completely unsuitable for the Yunxia Sect, you can just judge her as unqualified. A truly unqualified monk will not be able to meet the entry requirements of the Yunxia Sect no matter how much he is helped to cheat."

Elder: "Yes, Sun Lijiao has barely reached the entrance standard of the Yunxia Sect, the standard of a handyman, but what's the point? Be a handyman for a lifetime? Her situation is difficult to enter the outer school, let alone the inner school. You Have you asked her what she thinks?"

Senior Sun Sixiao: "Of course I asked, she agreed."

Elder: "Did she figure out the situation?"

Senior Sun Sixiao: "With her aptitude, she is not very stable in the second-rate sect, so what? Go to the third-rate sect? Why not come to Yunxia Sect as a handyman, and hope for a golden pill."

Elder: "Third-rate sects can also hope for golden pills."

Senior Sun Sixiao: "So it's all the same, you just follow the normal procedure. I helped her cross the mountain climbing path within the specified time, but all the help including this point, you can all be included in the scoring range, what should I do?" Points can be reduced as you like. After the reduction, if she can’t meet the entrance standard of Yunxia Sect, she will be thrown out. It’s not like saying that climbing the mountain road is equivalent to entering Yunxia Sect, and even if she enters Yunxia Sect, it’s still okay Get out. What a big deal."

Senior Sun Sixiao: "Okay, you can figure it out, I'll go to the Disciplinary Office to get the punishment. What kind of punishment is it for interfering with the entrance exam? I didn't cause irreversible harm to anyone, so the punishment shouldn't be severe, right?"

The Disciplinary Office at that time: "If you are punished with a bad attitude, you don't want to repent, but you are proud of it, and the punishment is the highest."

When Senior Sun Sixiao's punishment was over, Senior Sun Lijiao had settled down as a handyman disciple, and established a friendship with my father, a disciple of the outer sect, the kind of friendship that fell in love.