Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1198

04884-Think hard

"If you don't like it...you can use it for fun? It's hard to expose everything about yourself to others, right? Even if that other person may not cause real harm to yourself, as long as you think that you are transparent in front of someone, there is nothing wrong with it." tolerate?"

Me: "Low cultivation bases are transparent in front of high cultivation bases."

"Sect disciples, especially the top ten disciples, are extremely transparent. For example, it may be hard for casual cultivators and small sect disciples to imagine that when the top ten disciples are having sex with others in the sect, the elders will watch the whole process. It's not who Watch the whole process, everything."

"It's not all of them. The elders just look at them when they meet them, and they don't look at them on purpose."

"Well, 'I met'. The ten elders spread their spiritual knowledge in the sect every day, and it's not every day that there are disciples in the ten majors performing sexual intercourse."

"..."

"What's the matter, the juniors of the Hehuan Sect specially made it for the elders to see, please comment. This is the same as asking the seniors for advice when practicing swordsmanship. It is a routine operation."

"I'm sorry, most people are not as professional as Hehuan Sect."

"Most of the top ten disciples actually don't think about it that much. I happen to have a top ten disciple by my side right now. It seems that this is the first time he has heard of such a thing, and he is too shocked to follow up."

"Oh, it's okay, let's turn around and have a fight with the elders. Protesting about this matter, running away from home, etc., it is a routine operation to come here every once in a while."

"Is there anyone who doesn't go back after leaving home?"

"Yes, but very few. After all, evasion is not a widely respected solution. Most people will still choose to be positive, such as going to the Disciplinary Department to quarrel with the elders round after round, or using various means to go deep into the Excavate the black history of the elders and throw the elders in the face."

"These children are just too naive. Will the elders be defeated by the black history so that they change their behavior patterns? Shame can torture children, but it has long become fun in the eyes of the elders."

"It means... the Almighty is shameless?"

"It's fine if you understand it, what do you say? Give Da Neng an excuse to bully you?"

04885-Do what you can

The auction price on No. [-] rose up and down, and finally reached a luxury price, and my junior sister Luo Shusheng, who is not usually a fan of me, won the final victory.

Jin Dan Qi Dan Xiu Luo Shu Sheng: "I admit that I have received a lot of support from outsiders."

Number One: "I hope you made it clear to them that just because you photographed me doesn't mean that I will be with you, let alone that I will meet those people."

Luo Shusheng: "I said it, but they didn't believe that the second son would do such a terrible thing."

Number one: "I don't have much to do with Pei Lin anymore. With my face, haven't you already expressed a lot of regrets?"

No. [-]'s current appearance can still see my shadow, but if you want to say that he is a copy of me, you must close your eyes and blow.No. [-]'s face and skin were very rough, and there were even obvious pits and bumps in many places. Many of his joints appeared thick, and his whole body was directly bigger than mine.

If you want to compare, I am like a pampered young master, and he is like a long-term laborer who works hard every day.Identical twins can develop very different looks in wildly different living environments.

A lot of people asked me with photos of No. [-]'s first appearance and now: "Pei Meiren, did you really not abuse Fellow Daoist Kong?" They didn't really doubt it, they just couldn't understand why No. [-] became like this.

"I'm mentally prepared that Fellow Daoist Kong will become less beautiful than Pei Meiren, but now this way of becoming ugly...I don't think it's a natural development, but more like man-made destruction; it's not a pity that you don't look good enough, but that you were originally good. But the anger of being messed up."

Number one: "Don't be angry, this is the natural form after adapting to the memory bank, you can understand it when you think about the gaps in the brain."

"But... the same memory bank, Pei Lin has not been stretched and deformed."

No. [-]: "How many more times do I have to say it? I don't have systematic spiritual power, consciousness, or even a soul. My body is just a packaging bag for memories and has no more functions, so the impact of memories on me will be deeply reflected." to the packaging, and the same memory is just a small piece to Pei Lin, and he can bear it much better than me."

"Does it mean that if Pei Lin's memory bank is huge enough to exceed his upper limit, his appearance may also be distorted?"

No. [-]: "Of course. Any kind of power that exceeds the upper limit of the cultivation level will distort the monk's appearance. For example, the body will be continuously destroyed during the tribulation. The most extreme case is the body explosion."

The public was deeply horrified, and they all advised me to do what I can and not to memorize the information without restraint.

04886-moderate

"The task of Shazhuan can be done much more carelessly. Shameng will restrain itself. Beauty, you don't have to control everything."

"We extract the key information for you every day and store it at the top. You can just read the top post. Don't read the rest is nonsense. You don't have to do the refining and sorting work yourself."

"Yes, beauty, you empty your brain and smooth out the wrinkles."

"Is it true that if Pei Meiren didn't memorize so much information, his appearance would be more beautiful?"

"I think it's possible. Beauty, you should rest more and work less."

"Let's maintain your prosperous beauty together."

Acacia Sect: "Idiot."

The idiots implore the experts of the Hehuan sect for advice.

Acacia Sect: "Appearance and cultivation are related to a certain extent. Think about the comparison between Pei Lin's appearance during the Foundation Establishment Period and the current appearance value. If he hadn't entered the Golden Core Stage, would he be as beautiful as he is now? Empty the brain? How to cultivate? Just practice in a daze It is the spirit plants, spirit beasts and spirit monsters that are the most uplifted, not the monks."

Me: "Cultivation is inseparable from thinking."

"What I said earlier was too exaggerated. It should be said that it should be moderate. With moderate memory and moderate thinking, Master Pei can live a lot less, play more and work less."

"Huh? He hasn't played enough..."

"Too little to play. Two long-term jobs with such a large amount of information, as long as they are in the main world, they can receive information from time to time. I heard that even if they enter the secret realm, the Yunxiazong mission office will send information about the chaos to Pei through special channels. Lin, by the way, I will also post some information about Shazhuan. There is almost no time to rest."

"The mission office often squeezes the labor of the mission executors."

Then a large group of people complained in Shazhuan about the harshness, stinginess, and slave owners of various sects and casual repair missions...

Luo Shusheng asked No. [-]: "Fellow Daoist Kong, can I have the honor to invite you to my little party? If you really don't want to see other people, then I can record my conversation with you and let my friends know?"

No. [-]: "Have you thought about it, you are actually at a loss. Because although you, to be precise, you are the only one who owns me in name, all my movements are out of your control. That is to say, I may completely abandon Drive you, go to get along with any fellow daoist who didn't bid in my auction for a long time, you are wasting money. Whether I will have more contact with anyone has nothing to do with whether I spend money for me, it is only related to my mood, And my mood, like my distorted appearance, is unpredictable."

Luo Shusheng: "We know."

Number one: "Then why do you want to bid me so much? Instead of paying money, it's better to have a relationship with me."

Luo Shusheng: "There is an opportunity to get along first, and then we can develop feelings. In fact, we just bought a chance to get along. My financial supporters and I paid a high price, but we are not considered fans of the second son. Let the second son have some curiosity about us? Then you who have copied the second son's memory, you who may have the same curiosity direction as the second son, you may also be curious about us? Not necessarily curious, but relatively speaking, The odds are higher?"

04887 - Triumph of Research Fetish

Number one: "With such a high price, is it possible to bet a share?"

Luo Shusheng: "It's quite expensive, but we can afford it under the premise that we don't hurt our muscles and bones, so we spend what we spend, and there is not much psychological burden. Earn money when it is gone, Danxiu It’s easier to make money.”

Number one: "Since you are not fans of Pei Lin, why did you take pictures of me? It is unlikely that your abilities in terms of cultivation and consciousness can withstand my memory. Why did you come into contact with me?" ?”

Luo Shusheng: "If you want, we want to dissect you. I am Danxiu. Among my financial supporters are instrument repairers, planters, array repairers, and talisman repairers. We want to use you to study the second son's refining skills. Including Tongming fruit, ice lotus flower, defensive cover, etc., all the refining techniques that the Second Young Master has used outside."

Number one: "Is the defensive cover counted as refining?"

Luo Shusheng: "In a broad sense, it can be counted. This is the directional aggregation of spiritual power, which already has the characteristics of refining. You didn't focus on the 'dissection' at the first time, so is there room for discussion on this matter?"

Number one: "Give me your research plan in detail, and I will give you the answer."

Luo Shusheng: "Yes, thank you, Fellow Daoist Kong, you are really a good person."

Number one: "Do you think I should refute that I'm not human first, or should I first mock you for asking for help and sending you a good person card?"

Luo Shusheng: "Second Young Master's memory is amazing. It is obvious that there are so few monks who fall in love, and they rarely issue cards in a 'tactful' manner when rejecting people. The term "good person card" is more popular in the mortal world, but you can immediately understand it. Yes. The retrieval mechanism is particularly powerful, or is it that the cultivation world and the mortal world have been integrated in the second son's memory and understanding?"

Number One: "I hope you can come up with a feasible plan for analyzing my memory."

This auction turned out to be a victory for research freaks.

When Luo Shusheng and his group were writing the anatomy plan, other research addicts who heard what they were going to do applied to join them, and expressed their willingness to bear the auction fee that Luo Shusheng and the others had paid and the research fee that they would spend so that they could study here. No penny was spent during the whole process.

With the large research team, monks who are not interested in research but are interested in No. [-] form another group, focusing on protesting to the research team:

"You are not allowed to disassemble Fellow Daoist Kong. If you dismantle it, you will not be able to return the original, which is tantamount to killing him. Since Fellow Daoist Kong is a failed product, it is unlikely that Pei Lin will make a second copy in the near future, so once Fellow Daoist Kong dies, we will There are no beauty replicas to look at."

"Even though Fellow Daoist Kong's appearance is not so beautiful now, his demeanor is still beautiful, and he is still very eye-catching."

"When Fellow Daoist Kong is sitting in a cloud-shrouded environment, his skin cannot be seen clearly, but his beauty is even more highlighted."

"This is a temperamental beauty."

"It's a more mature beauty than Pei Lin."

"It may not be possible to find useful information after an autopsy, but Fellow Daoist Kong is alive but can give extremely valuable suggestions to everyone who talks to him."