Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1206

The author has something to say: This article is the third anniversary of the article, let’s celebrate it with a special episode, and by the way, I would like to offer my late Children’s Day wishes to the second son~

Two notes:

1. There is still a lot to write in this article, this episode is not an end notice;

2. For the time being, there is only such a chapter in the extra episode, and I don’t know if it will continue in the future.

00-little silly

I was 15 years old when my father suggested that I write a diary. After I had been writing for many years and had become a habit, I realized and wondered: Why did he give this suggestion so late?You must know that in the first ten years without a diary to share my chatter, Dad can be said to be the biggest victim of my nonsense, and it seems that there is no one.

Then I simulated if I kept a diary for the first 15 years, what would I write down?

……

Looking back at my second childhood in front of my high-definition memory, I seem to understand the kindness contained in my father's behavior of not asking me to write a diary in the early stage-a lot of black history and a lot of stupid things.

... In fact, there are quite a few stupid things being done now. Looking back 50 years later, it is also full of dark history.

Since stupidity is a fact, and black history cannot be erased, then in the spirit of respecting facts, understanding facts, reviewing the past and learning the new, and increasing the thickness of the skin, I am here to add a little childhood diary to myself... No, I still can’t stand the No.1 name Let me describe my childhood from the perspective of Jin Danqi, so I will isolate it and describe that... child from the perspective of Jin Danqi.

The me in the past is not the same as the me now, he is called Xiaosha.

Yes, it is like that.

01-The moment when the time travel identity is exposed

nervous?Stimulate?It actually looks like this:

Dad: "Were you a mortal in this world in your previous life?"

There is no foreshadowing, and it hits the nail on the head.

Xiaosha was stunned for a while, unable to utter a word.

At that time, the father was still quite patient with his third son, so when the silly son turned from the initial shock to the time when he was about to fall asleep in shock—the baby who had just started to practice talking was physically limited by objective conditions and was relatively weak. It's understandable to sleep for a long time... Although the time of shock was a bit short-the father didn't leave his son behind, but asked a second question:

"Isn't the world in your last life very different from the current world?" - He answered his last question by the way.

The little fool who was startled again from the half-confused, followed the second question of the old man and answered 'yes'.

Dad: "Are there no monks?"

Xiaosha: "There is in the story."

The old man had a kind expression on his face. Although he didn't smile, he could clearly see the joy. He said, "Can you tell me a story? Tell me a story you like."

So Xiaosha talked about the excerpts of "Feng Shen Bang" in a random manner, and added: "Actually, when I grow up, I mean after I grew up in my previous life, oh, it is also now, and now I have inherited the adult thinking of my previous life, although Recently, I feel that I am still very naive. No, I mean, I don’t like this story very much now, but I liked it when I was a child, and this should be my earliest knowledge of immortals. Hey, Journey to the West should be earlier , but "Feng Shen Bang" has more content about cultivation than "Journey to the West", it seems that there are not many, can they be regarded as monks?"

Talking upside down, as if the baby's underdeveloped brain had affected the language areas.

The old man listened patiently, and replied: "It can be counted, and it is also a kind of Tao. The modern practice of our cultivation world is quite different from your story. We are more inclined to take care of ourselves, but we have also participated in mortals in history. A monk who changed the dynasty."

Dad: "In addition, here in our place, there is no immortality, and there is no conferred godhood. You can only rely on your own cultivation. If you die, it will dissipate. Afterwards, it may condense like a reincarnation, or it may always be scattered like that. , become part of the world.”

Dad: "Life and death are both part of the world, and there is no one that is more noble. The level of cultivation and the direction of cultivation are just the choices and specialties of different creatures, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior. The scope of comparison should be strictly limited. For example, if we only compare cultivation base, then of course the god transformation stage is better than mortals; but if we compare looks, it is also possible that mortals are more powerful than god transformation stage.”

Hearing this, Xiaosha... fell asleep.So I still don't know what Dad said later, or what he planned to say.In the years when I hadn't exposed my annoying nature, my father was happy to tell me more imaginative things, as if he was teaching me, or just chatting casually and telling bedtime stories.

Sigh, compared to now, my father at that time was really gentle and extroverted...

When my father discovered that his few words were enough for me to make up a big show, and the theater in my brain was enough to hypnotize me to sleep, he became more and more lazy to speak to me—in fact, he was still gentle, just To experience its tenderness requires enlightenment.

02 - This is a temporary partner

At the time when Xiaosha wanted to practice walking, but he kept falling, and after falling several times in a row, he was so tired that he collapsed on the padded floor in a daze until he fell asleep, the elder brother said to Xiaosha very brotherly:

"It might be more motivated to practice walking with a companion. It is difficult to find human babies in Yunxiazong, but it is still... more difficult to find spirit beast babies, but at least I can find a few. I will bring a docile one to accompany you? "

Xiaosha: "Babies have low resistance, so we need to be cautious in choosing pets, otherwise the baby will get sick easily. In addition, I don't like keeping pets, because I can't guarantee that I have enough patience to take care of pets for a lifetime."

Brother: "I'm not going to give you pets, monks don't keep pets for fun, and spirit beasts are monks' cultivation partners, so if you want to raise them, you can choose them yourself, or have seniors who know you very well, such as your master, help you Pick, no one else can make the decision for you."

The little fool who could misunderstand was embarrassed.

The old brother was considerate and pretended he didn't see it—no, he actually deliberately provoked this topic that was easy to be misunderstood by a mortal thinking fool, and then pretended to be considerate, which actually increased his favorability.It's just like arranging someone to rob a girl and then go to the hero to save the beauty by yourself, it's all a routine.

The old man continued: "I intend to borrow one from Beast-Turning Peak and return it after you have finished walking practice, or if you find that you are compatible with each other during the process of getting along, you can keep it forever, and I will go to Beast-Turning Feng bought it."

Brother: "Don't worry about the dirty things that are not good for children on the spirit beasts. The spirit beasts and monks are almost the same, and the spirit beasts will use their spiritual power to keep themselves clean at all times. If any spirit beasts are dirty Yes, it must be that the spirit beast itself doesn't like to be clean, just like some monks are also very sloppy, we just don't choose this kind when we choose."

Brother: "Don't be surprised if you see some spirit beasts reading books seriously, they really understand. Some beast masters are ignorant, but their spirit beasts study hard to make up for their master's shortcomings. Become an academic master. You should look at spirit beasts with the eyes of humans, they are not creatures inferior to us."

Xiaosha: "Yes, I will correct my wrong views."

Brother: "It's hard to say that it must be considered a mistake. I can only say that if you look down on animals because of the specific reasons for their low IQ, then let me tell you that spirit beasts do not have those shortcomings. Your reason for discrimination lies in spirit beasts. It’s not true. However, if you look down on spirit beasts because of the thinking that ‘I’m number one in the world, and everything else is scum’, even other humans look down on it, then go ahead.”

Brother: "You have already established your three views on adulthood. It is difficult to change drastically, so there is no need to force it. It is not a big deal anyway. Arrogance is also a way of survival."

Xiaosha tried hard to make his expression serious: "I don't like arrogance, I don't think I have the right to be arrogant, so I will change, and I can change. I will respect spirit beasts and other people."

The old brother poked Xiaosha’s head with his finger, and he lay down on the ground, then got up—I can see it now, the old brother’s expression at that time was a smile—and said: “Wait, I’ll bring you Come, buddy."

Ten minutes later, Xiao Sha looked at the rabbit whose squatting eyes were just at the same level as his standing eyes, and opened his mouth wide.The rabbit's mouth also moved, chewing and chewing.

The elder brother put a basket bigger than the squatting rabbit beside Xiaosha, and introduced: "This is your temporary partner, you can call it Xiaobai; this basket is Xiaobai's own food, you don't need to worry about it." , it will eat itself."

After the elder brother finished speaking, Xiaobai gave Xiaosha a demonstration of "eating by himself": Xiaobai jumped to the side of the food basket, stood up with his hind legs, and put his front legs on the edge of the basket, picked up a carrot, and put it back in front of him. legs, turned around, jumped back in front of Xiaosha, tilted his head slightly, and then with a 'click' sound, half a carrot fell onto the sitting Xiaosha's lap.

The old brother translated: "Xiaobai invites you to eat. Don't worry, there is no saliva on it, it was cut off with spiritual power."

Xiaosha: "...Thank you."

Xiaobai nodded slightly, and started chewing again.The red eyes are crystal clear, beautiful and can reflect Xiaosha's stupid look.

Xiaosha grabbed half of a carrot and asked his elder brother, "Xiaobai is... a baby?" Obviously, Xiaobai doesn't need to learn to walk at all.

Brother: "No, it's an adult spirit beast."

Xiaosha stared at his elder brother, speechless.

Brother: "When Xiaobai came, you looked at him affectionately. I haven't had time to say it yet. I just thought about it on the way to Yushoufeng. After all, you are not a real baby. If I bring a baby from a spirit beast You still have to take care of it, so it’s better to catch one that you don’t need to bother about. Take a look first, if you’re not satisfied, I’ll take it away and get another one.”

Xiaosha: "No, it's fine."

Xiaobai nodded, indicating that he felt the same way.

The elder brother asked Xiaosha: "Do you need my help to deal with the friendship carrot you got?"

Xiaosha has just started teething, and it is absolutely impossible for him to finish eating a raw carrot that is almost the same length and diameter as his arm.

Xiaosha: "I can handle it by myself." He turned out the blender with a groan - at that time, Xiaosha didn't have a small accessory to use, only ordinary magic storage tools, and they had to be driven by spirit stones, and they needed to be used to drive them. Mentally go over the drive how-to instructions -- puree a carrot and feed yourself.

taste good.

Xiaobai moved his head closer to Xiaosha, and Xiaosha took out another spoon—bigger than Xiaosha himself used—and gave Xiaobai a spoonful.

Xiaobai licked it clean and tasted it, saying that he still prefers to chew it by himself.

Xiaosha: "Me too, I will eat by myself when my teeth grow back."

——Speaking indistinctly, it's hard for the elder brother and the rabbit to listen to it.

03- Study materials

Elder sister: "Second brother, eldest sister, let me put you in a beautiful dress."

Xiaosha: "No."

Old lady: "I didn't ask for your opinion. Come on, this is the one, put it on."

Xiaosha: "I don't."

The elder sister ignored the refusal, and put on new clothes for Xiaosha herself. During the process, Xiaosha struggled, but of course he was suppressed, and the suppression was thorough. It seemed that Xiaosha's struggle was like wanting to refuse.

After the old lady changed Xiaosha's clothes, she took a group photo with Xiaosha, and then ran away as quickly as when she came, leaving Xiaosha angrily tearing at the overly flamboyant clothes, and complaining to the old man and Xiaosha. My brother complained.

Brother: "That guy made a bet with someone. It's okay, second brother, let's see the elder brother get revenge on you. Stupid Pei Miao, if you don't brush up your favorability while you are still stupid, but instead make you angry, she still Do you want to play with a living doll for a lifetime?"

...It's great to tell the parties about the plan...

The old man is much more, he taught Xiaosha how to complain to the Disciplinary Office efficiently and deeply - efficiency means that the Disciplinary Office will respond immediately after receiving a complaint, and it will not be fined or not Procrastinating on trivial matters; depth refers to making the amount of punishment as large as possible.

This is the real professional advice from the elders of the Disciplinary Department, and it is absolutely useful.

Therefore, in the days that followed, the old sister became a teaching material for Xiaosha to learn complaint skills, and she was very busy doing mission tasks and punishment tasks, as well as dealing with the troubles of the twin brothers.

Should.Let you bully children.

The old lady was also very angry: "Changing a child with poor mobility into comfortable pajamas, why is it bullying?! Can you let him change it by himself? Not to mention wearing it, he couldn't even take it off. After a long time, he finally returned it. Didn’t you ask someone to help you take it off? And what’s the difference between the style of pajamas he chose and the one I gave him?!”

...is not much difference.I, no, Xiaosha was wearing the children's pajamas prepared by my mother during that time, and its aesthetics were acacia style.Oh, as an additional note, it is a non-exposed Acacia style. The aesthetics of Acacia's children's products do not contain sexual hints in the conventional sense. They are... very flamboyant, very... beautiful, and very mellow.

But, I'll just use you as a teaching material, what's the matter?