Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1265



Chapter 1265

05148-on the bright side

"Senior Jin Dan apologized to us so kindly, I am a little flustered."

"Regardless of cultivation level here, everyone is here to play, they are brothers."

He Daoyou snorted.

"Well... brothers and sisters."

Me: "Is Helu Ding also called brothers and sisters?"

"Okay, I don't mind."

Me: "Which one of you is planning on me? I mean, the kind of planning that treats me like a furnace."

For a moment no one answered.

Me: "Don't be nervous, I didn't think about you, and besides, I'm not the person with the highest cultivation base here."

The only one in our group who was at the peak of the golden core said: "I admit, I was playing your tricks. You should be the main ice spirit root, or you, the aura is quite pure, just looking at it makes me drool. It's a pity that thinking realistically, you This kind of spiritual root, this appearance age, and this level of cultivation, if there is no strong backing, it would have been impossible for me to be a virgin. Therefore, I just drool and dare not really touch you. But if you want, then Another thing. You came to Wenrou Township, you must want to have something to do with people, right? Even if you don’t act as a furnace, you will be a person who has intercourse with the furnace?”

Me: "The furnace, and the people who intercourse with the furnace, have too clear a relationship of energy gains and losses. If the Wenrou Township is changed to an environment dominated by dual cultivation, it can be completely put on the bright side. Those who wish to come, anyone will Can't say no."

"Isn't that the Hehuan Sect?"

"The bar is too high."

"Before double cultivation, you have to learn special exercises. If you don't learn well, others may not be willing to have sex with you. It's just for fun, so don't worry about it?"

Me: "Can the quality of beauties in Ruanrou Township be compared with that of Hehuanzong?"

"That must be impossible. After all, Ruanrouxiang is something that cannot be put on the stage."

"Hey, Ruanrou Township is considered a very high-end place, right? If idlers can't come in at all, the auction price has already blocked many interested parties."

"It's just a spirit stone. Could it be that the beauties of the Hehuan Sect can get it by smashing their spirit stones? At most, Lingshi can only buy some refined products of the Hehuan Sect. The disciples of the Acacia Sect will not even give up a finger if they have the spirit stone alone." You touch."

"Don't talk about those frustrating things, who can meet the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, who would like Ruanxiang?"

"I don't think the Hehuan Sect is that great, but it's just a good face. On the surface, it requires double cultivation, emphasizing your love and my willingness, but behind the scenes, who knows what kind of virtue it is. On the surface, Wenrouxiang is still a serious auction field."

05149 - don't know the rules

"It's normal for the beauties of the Hehuan sect to ask for more expensive prices than Wenrouxiang. After all, the quality of the beauties there is really good. Even the beauties who are in the stage of transforming gods will be tempted."

The tone of the conversation gradually turned to a very unpleasant tone. Even if a few people did not speak, they did not stop those people from talking.

Me: "Have you been to Wenrou Township many times?"

"Don't inquire, Lu Ding. One of the unspoken rules of Ruanrou Township: You can only play here, and don't involve the main world. You are also wearing a disguise, so you should have basic awareness, right?"

Me: "That's what the foundation building period said to the Jindan period?"

"I don't care who carefully raised the stove, you belong to everyone when you arrive in Wenrou Township. After you have tasted something, you will never forget it."

At this time, we finally walked out of the passage, and a bustling streetscape appeared in front of us. The densely-covered buildings were all beautifully decorated, and there were not a few people who intersected on the street.

I turned around and let the myriad lizard move to the side first, so as not to continue to block me from facing the person behind me, and then shaved the head of the last person who spoke with a sword.And confiscated his hair.

Everyone: "..."

I first said to Xiao Sui: "This pile of hair is kept in isolation. Don't use it to construct No. [-] and our other serious refining products. It will be used to do some uninteresting things in the future."

Xiao Sui: "Understood. Use garbage to deal with garbage."

The person whose head was shaved finally came to his senses, gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean?"

Me: "It's not interesting. Isn't Wenrou Township just a place to have fun? I'm playing. I'll play with whoever makes me unhappy. If you think I'm a furnace, then obviously, you can't be me users."

"Uh... Ruanrou Township's gameplay is generally not like this..."

Me: "I said, I'm sorry, I'm here for the first time, I don't understand many rules, no one told me the detailed rules, and I don't have the patience to slowly collect sentence by sentence from various places' Unspoken rules', so I have to follow my own temper first. I hope I can figure out all the rules here before I get tired of playing and leave here, but I guess it will be difficult. Because there seem to be many rules here, and I Not likely to be interested in staying here for a long time."

Out of a building came out a physicist who appeared to be at the peak of his Golden Core. He was shirtless and his muscles were tangled up. He almost had the word 'beater' carved on his face.He looked at me disdainfully: "Hey, kid, are you messing around?"

05150 - think too much

I raised my head—he was two heads taller than me—looking at his face, and asked, "The first person who came to give me a blow was Jindan Peak. Is it the hole card? Do you have any stronger thugs?"

Ti Xiu: "I'll know if you win."

Me: "Maybe not? As long as you can't beat me, I should know?"

He Daoyou looked at me nervously.

Ti Xiu moved his fingers and made a crackling sound.

Me: "Are you serious about this way of threatening? Under the conditioning of spiritual power, a monk's skeletal muscles should be in a completely healthy state at all times except when they are injured, and they can shoot with all their strength at any time without warming up. Pretentious...are you sick?"

Tixiu punched me, I jumped behind the Myriad Lizard, and said, "Fellow Daoist Mythical Lizard, can you help me put him down?"

The multi-legged lizard tilted its head, and when Tixiu passed by it, its tail stumbled towards Tixiu, and Tixiu dodged easily, just as easily as I dodged Tixiu's attack, but after dodging, Tixiu showed hesitation. Seeing the hesitation of the myriad lizard.

Ti Xiu asked, "Who wants to protect him?"

The myriad lizard raised its head for a moment, then tapped lightly.

Ti Xiu: "Understood." Then he turned his head and walked back into the building where he was originally.

I think that the body repairer may have misunderstood something, the "who" in "who will protect me" admitted by the myriad lizard may refer to the myriad lizard itself.

Daoyou He ran to my side and asked, "Are you okay?"

Me: "Don't worry. No injuries."

He Daoyou heaved a sigh of relief, looked at the multi-legged lizard, then quickly touched the tip of the multi-legged lizard's tail, and said, "Thank you."

The myriad lizard let out a short 'ang', which should be a sign of happiness.

He Daoyou quickly added: "I can touch you, but you can't touch me."

Myriad Lizard: "Gee."

The myriad lizard must have received no literacy education after breaking out of its shell, and was probably illiterate, which is why it still only acts on instinct, without any plan at all.Loose cultivators can't even do a good job in educating human monks in this regard, let alone spiritual beasts.

The people who noticed the movement on our side looked at me with strange eyes, and some people who seemed to be regular customers here also discussed in whispers:

"Who is behind him?"

"Protected by the myriad lizard, shouldn't it be the one?"

"If it's that one, why did you let him come in through the regular passage alone?"

"Maybe the little pet is disobedient and looking for excitement?"

05151-Stupid way

"What if we tasted him pretending not to know? He seems to be a single ice spirit root, or at least a master ice spirit root, top quality."

"It's still in the golden core stage. I don't dare to touch him, but the female cultivator next to him is in the foundation-building stage of the water spirit root. You might as well try it."

"These two best come in together, which one's cage is not locked?"

"Maybe the owner will find it soon, and those who want to talk about it must do so as soon as possible."

He Daoyou subconsciously moved closer to me.

I asked her, "How did you plan to defend yourself when you planned to come here?"

Daoyou He realized the distance between me and her, his face flushed slightly, he stepped back half a step, and replied in a low voice: "There are some plans, it should be feasible."

Me: "I hope your plan is still feasible when I do it and mess up this place differently from my usual state."

Daoyou He: "What is your plan?"

Me: "I usually don't follow the technical flow, I always use stupid methods. Fellow Daoist Lizard, and you two," I mean the sisters and brothers of the Wu family. Looking at me, I gave instructions, "Protect her, and if you have spare energy, you can assist me."

Wu Boyang's voice was a little trembling, and he asked, "What do you want to do?"

Me: "Fight."

Wu Boping: "Here, it's not...that, and only by fighting, even if all the buildings here can be demolished, the fundamentals cannot be shaken."

Me: "Oh, that's just right. I didn't want to shake its roots. It is said that it is better to let it continue to exist. I just don't like the way people here look at me, so I need to do something to make me feel better. We The channel when I came here has been closed, what conditions will it open again?"

Wu Boping: "Every day at this time and at this place, the passages will be opened, and those who want to leave can leave. If you want to leave at other times, you can communicate with the person in charge of any building, and they all have the authority to temporarily open the passages."

Me: "How can I meet the person in charge?"

"Little handsome guy, if you recommend yourself as a pillow mat, you can see me right away."

Wu Boping: "We know a person in charge, we can contact him and ask him to make it easier for us. We have already agreed with him to let you leave at any time when you want to leave. This is his contact information."

I wrote down the communication lines of the fellow daoist who opened the door, then looked at everyone, and began to shave my head on a large scale.

Me: "I will shave all the people who have shown eyes that I don't like. Fortunately, most of the people here are still low-level, and it shouldn't take too much time to grow their hair. Come on."

"It's just a stove, it's too presumptuous!"

Me: "Before reprimanding me, restrain me first. I won't cheer you up about this."

I shaved a bald head in an average of five seconds, so after a quarter of an hour, there was no hairy fellow Taoist around me, and there were only nearly two hundred bald heads left.

I looked at the person with hair from a distance: "Why are you hiding so far away? Don't you try to cooperate and besiege me? Compared with the eyes that coveted me before, I like the expression of anger and fear of you now. "


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