Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1287



Chapter 1287

05236-Propaganda

"Actually, the name 'Dizhuan' is not finalized, is it? Isn't it still being debated? Many people have suggested calling it 'Shazhuan Er', 'Ersha', 'Erha' and so on."

"But Pei Lin has already accepted the name Dizhuan."

Me: "It's okay, you can continue the discussion, no matter what name is finally decided, I can accept it and change it at any time."

"Anyway, I can't come up with any serious name."

One of the bald heads wearing a wig suddenly asked me: "Pei Lin, what did you add to my wig? Why do I now feel that this wig has established some connection with my spiritual power system? And the degree of connection seems to be increasing? "

Me: "After you put the wig on, I added some refining products made from your real hair, maybe that played a connecting role."

Bald head: "When did you add it? I didn't see it, so don't take credit for it."

Me: "Obviously you mentioned it first, I originally planned to hide my achievements and fame."

Bald head: "Didn't I give you the inspiration to make up a story after I mentioned it?"

Me: "Simple logic question: Do I need to brush your favor?"

Someone made a fuss: "Maybe it's not for goodwill, but for promoting new products? A real wig may attract many people's interest. If you make a lot of publicity, you can sell it at a high price."

Me: "It's still a simple logic question: Have I ever sold fake products that are not worthy of the name? You can say that the things I sell are expensive, but the functions advertised are all available, right?"

"I don't think it's expensive, and the function is better than advertised."

"Because Pei Lin and Yunxiazong officials have hardly promoted the functions, and they have always talked about 'the surroundings of great beauties, whether you like to buy or not'."

"Nonsense, when Tong Ming Guo first came out, it clearly advertised that the core can be used as fertilizer, and the pulp can sort out spiritual energy and other functions."

"You also said it was 'at the beginning', but later on you became more and more lazy to promote it. Anyway, there are some fans who will take the initiative to buy, try, and promote to the world."

"I'm still more concerned about the matter of Shazhuan. Will Shazhuan disappear? In the future, all the members of the Shazhuan League will gather in the local chat room, and Mr. Pei doesn't pay attention to the local specialties all the time. Wouldn't we lose a moment to be watched by Pei Shao In the future, I want to talk about topics that I hope Young Master Pei will hear, and there is no public place? I can only chat privately with Young Master Pei? But the feeling of sending messages through communication is different from chatting in forums."

05237-Second Batch

Me: "If many people think like you, then Shazhuan will not really disappear. Shazhuan may become an existence like the official fan group. Dizhuan is a wild group built by fans themselves."

"What is a 'wild' group?"

Me: "It corresponds to 'official'."

Bald head: "Will the sense of connection with the wig weaken or even disappear after a while?"

Me: "I don't know. It's my first time making this kind of product. If you want, please provide me with your usage data, and I can pay you some money for it."

Bald head: "I don't want to."

Me: "Then there is no need to talk about it. Experimental products, any situation may happen. I have never provided after-sales service for my products."

Bald head: "Before you left Wenrou Township, you were with Young Master Yu, right?"

Me: "Almost, he sent me out."

Bald head: "Shen Jinyu is really a character."

Me: "What happened?"

Bald head: "Pei Lin, you have the potential to take the blame. I now believe that you were purely taking the blame for Zhuhong when you raised the Gu pool."

Me: "Can you make it clear?"

Bald head: "And are you going to add another sentence 'you pay for information'?"

Me: "Yes."

Bald head: "Do you know why we came out first? Do you know why we are the first ones to come out, except for you who left before the incident happened?"

Me: "I see one thing you have in common: you are all bald. So, yours came out first, and it has something to do with the lack of hair? That is to say, it has something to do with me? I became a channel for you to see through the illusion?"

There was a vibration under my feet for another half a minute.

The bald men said to me: "You take your time to guess, goodbye."

Me: "Is the second batch of people coming out? Are they all bald too?"

The first group of bald men didn't answer me and left in a hurry.Soon after, the second batch of bald heads arrived, but only three of them had wigs made by me.The second batch of bald heads seemed much more panicked than the first batch. When they landed, they saw so many people around them, so they quickly covered their faces and ran away in a panic. They were not at all like the first batch who could listen to Shazhuan chatting. Take it easy for a while.

05238-breath

"Actually, when the first batch of bald heads first came out, they were not very calm."

"But after seeing where this is, they calmed down. So their panic at that time should only be aimed at the space they were in before, not the main world, and this group...may be worried that something in that space will chase after them. Come up, or is there something in the main world that will join forces with the things in that space?"

"'That space'... If that space is based on Ruanxiang, it may not be very isolated from the main world, right?"

"So it's easier to chase out and join forces?"

There was a third tremor on the ground, this time the scale was larger than the previous two, and the number of people who came out soon after was far more than the sum of the previous two.These people seemed even more flustered, and some even attacked the people around them, and of course they were counterattacked, and then a group of people fought.

I dodged the attack, floated into the air, and said, "I'm going back to Yunxiazong first, and the meaningless fight between you should end as soon as possible."

People who were dragged into the battle innocently tried to leave as much as possible, and some of them endured being hit several times for the time being, not to be serious with mentally unstable people.After those unstable guys were not hit back, they paused for a while, and then they all attacked me for some reason.

The audience said: "Young Master Pei, there must be something about you that frightens them."

Me: "The breath on my body seems to be a bit messy now, I have to sort it out."

"Is it messy? I feel pretty normal."

"You can't compare Wen Rou's regular customers with Mr. Pei's standards. Mr. Pei's aura is very pure, but now I'm not even sure if he's good or not."

Everyone suddenly realized.

Me: "Actually, I can pretend to be the aura of someone who isn't Chu, right? As long as I study hard."

"In theory, it is possible. Disguise this skill. Use it well to pretend that you can pretend to be anything. Although the effect is limited in front of the crushing of the cultivation base, at least it is very appropriate to deceive the low cultivation base."

"It's fine to fool people of the same level of cultivation. Even if the skills are excellent, it's also feasible to fool seniors who are one level higher than myself."

Me: "I'm not as professional as imitation embroidered pictures, I'll just try to cheat to the same cultivation level."

"Young Master Pei, it's better not to talk to us. Although you seem to be able to avoid those attacks easily, it's not good to continue like this, right? The expressions of these attackers are quite wrong, and they may make more aggressive attacks at any time .”

"Like self-destruct."

05239-vulgar

"If you are interested in their follow-up, beauties, we will broadcast it live for you in Shazhuan."

"Well, yes, Shazhuan only has this function now."

"As long as there are so many clear functions, Saber will not disappear."

"Yes yes yes, it will last forever, please take good care of Saban."

Me: "Okay, I'm leaving, and you should be careful yourself. The three vibrations indicate that the space not only affected these three groups of people, but also affected part of the stability of the main world. Pay attention to safety."

"Beauty, don't worry, we promise to maintain our happy state. Safety is the prerequisite for us to be happy."

While saying goodbye to them, I flew away while watching Sha Zhuanli's live broadcast, and emphasized again in the live broadcast: "Don't risk getting too close for the live broadcast."

The barrage replied to me: "Beauty, the image that is too wordy doesn't match your appearance. Your face is still suitable for aloofness or arrogance."

Me: "Safety first, image can be adjusted at any time."

"Yes, there is no image anyway."

"The image of a brat and a playboy is still very stable, right?"

"But now it seems that you are going to change to the mother-in-law route?"

Me: "Change it every few years, and become an ever-changing mysterious beauty."

"...Then you may have to carefully consider the image you choose to change. Bears, dandies, and mothers-in-law are all nothing mysterious. No matter how you jump between these images, you are still a layman."

"Ordinary people are good, ordinary people are kind."

"Don't worry, dear beauty, we are so far away, we just lost the monitor. But the monitor is destroyed a bit quickly, fortunately I have a lot of stock."

"Put away those little broken monitors of yours, I have Yuanying-level ones here, one is enough."

"You monitor yours, and I monitor mine. You can't just monitor by one person, or you may cheat. What if you collude with that space to deceive us?"

"Do you have the nerve to release those broken pictures you got from surveillance? Are you still a tool repairer?"

"Many people watch my broken screen. Although your screen is clear, the audience doesn't buy it very much. Even Young Master Pei speaks in my live barrage, not yours."

The audience who bought it: "The main reason is that the destruction is too existential. I just want to see how many monitors he can destroy."

Fellow Daoist who broke the screen in the live broadcast: "Wait slowly, you are still practicing while destroying me, and you will definitely be able to last the whole game."

"Come, come, the gamble is ready, all fellow daoists who want to bet on whether or not there are enough equipment repair monitors are here to place bets."

"It seems that Shazhuan has not been so lively for some days. Sure enough, the official group still needs to have official speeches to stir up the atmosphere."

After I returned to Yunxiazong, I went to the debt collection office first, and now it has resumed normal work. The professional debt collection staff told me: "You lost all your debt collectors, and you didn't get the debt, so just come back gone?"

Me: "Did they bypass me and hand over the debt directly to you?"

Professional employee: "Do you think this operation is reasonable? Since they chose you as their bridge to repay their debts, why do they bypass you to pay their debts?"

Me: "Maybe it's because they think I'm unprofessional?"


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