Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1306



Chapter 1306

05312-No information

Qingmao Tuan: "There are only textbooks in the school. Students can read them when they go to school, but they can't read them after they leave school."

Me: "Can't students keep their own set of textbooks?"

Qingmaotuan: "That would be a waste of resources. The textbooks are held by the school, and each class of students just borrows them, so the textbooks can be recycled. It is very complicated to make a good set of textbooks, and it is one of the most advanced technologies in our world."

Me: "...Is there a library here? What is the price of entering the library to see the materials?"

Youth group: "You may not be eligible to enter, because you have too few hairs, and the hair itself has no strength, so you can't learn anything in the archives, so the official will not let you enter the archives to occupy other people's study places. "

Me: "I don't understand, read the information, study, just learn some public knowledge, and it also involves the issue of quotas?"

Qingmao Tuan: "This world is involved. Can you enter and exit your library at will?"

Me: "It's not very random, at least real-name registration is required, but that's mainly to find a compensation person when the data is destroyed. Of course, precious data, such as the only one copy of ancient books left in ancient times, must not be accessible to non-professionals. However, most of the materials can basically be read by anyone, and if you just read and don’t take the materials, many places are free.”

Qingmao Tuan: "That's great."

Me: "Are you laughing?"

Qingmao Tuan: "Yes. Can you see it?"

Me: "It seems that I have a little understanding of the meaning of Mao's swinging arc."

Qingmaotuan: "Then you can also understand why we can't express these meanings to you in words, right?"

Me: "Yes. This is a feeling. Does Mao blend in to a certain extent with the surrounding environment? Does it blend in to a certain extent all the time?"

Qingmaotuan: "Yes, we are part of this world."

Orange Maotuan asked Huang Maotuan in a low voice, "When was the last time Qing talked so much?"

Huang Maotuan replied in a low voice: "Based on my memory, I can't think of a single day when Qing said so many words."

05313 - need to find out by yourself

Lan Maotuan joined Orange's chat: "I still talked so much when I was reading the manuscript."

Huang Maotuan: "Didn't Qingnian's manuscripts always read one sentence and skip three sentences? The worst time was when he only read one word at the beginning and one at the end, adding up to two words."

Zimaotuan: "If the manuscript is well written, he won't skip reading."

Huang Maotuan: "What is good enough?"

Chirong: "It's just that the six of us can't do it."

Zimaotuan: "Pei Lin, are you interested in writing for Qingdai?"

Me: "Farewell, if I write a book of bricks, wouldn't it only be used to beat me?"

Qingmaotuan: "Is it easy for you to write a manuscript as thick as a brick?"

Me: "It's easy, just copy it everywhere, don't worry, I will mark the source of each sentence. Oh, this method won't work here, I don't know the classics here, and you don't know the works of my world, so I can only write Don’t worry, you can use some unnutritious nonsense. Bricks are enough. What do the bricks in this world look like?”

Qing pointed to the corner: "Those are bricks."

Yeah, I thought it was a storage cabinet.

Chi Rong: "Qing, what did you say you found?"

The green hairball pointed to the top of the head without opening a mouth, but the red wool that he pointed to looked at quickly showed a surprised expression, but I, who had already looked above, didn't understand.

Those tangled furs above don't look any weirder than those on the ground.

Me: "Can someone kindly explain this?"

Green hairball: "If you haven't discovered it yourself, then it's hard for us to explain it to you."

Me: "When you told me that it was a baby skull, I immediately understood the horror point."

Huang Maotuan: "Your expression doesn't seem to be frightened anymore."

Me: "Understanding does not mean empathy. After all, in my eyes, the bones of creatures that don't look like me will not scare me if they are not lethal."

Green Hair Tuan: "It's actually lethal."

Me: "For example?"

Green hair ball: "The power that made the baby turn into that kind of skull may still remain in the skull. When you touch the skull, that power spreads to you along the contact part, and then kills you."

Me: "Excuse me, is this a normal logical deduction, or a horror story without logic?"

Lu Maotuan: "I despise you, I don't want to answer."

05314-property

Since there was no audible answer, I had no choice but to adopt the stupid method: use my spiritual power to touch everything here, from the surface to the deepest possible interior.

Me: "Explore inhuman objects carefully, isn't it considered harassment?"

Green hair group: "If these non-human items have owners, that's okay. Because the hair of the items will be connected to the hair of the owner to a certain extent. But with the degree of dilapidation here, the items probably have no owners, so you can do whatever you want. At this time, it is best to put away those two hairy balls and hide them tightly, so as to prevent them from being destroyed by sudden and unexpected forces."

Me: "Is the Maoshengtuan very fragile?"

Purple hair ball: "It is much weaker than living things and dead things, because the power of the hair ball is forcibly concentrated on promoting hair growth, and there is no other power, and the power of attack and defense is almost gone."

Me: "It's not a living thing, and it's not a dead thing..." I put Simao and Liumao into the small suit.

Pei Kong: "You have named them, but whether you use them, that is, eat them, or you use them instead of using them yourself to exchange other items in this secret realm, they will not stay in Pei Suilin's space for a long time , so the question arises: why did you name them?"

What a great question.It was just a passing word when I took it, but now that I think about it, maybe this is a prophecy?I predict that Simao and Liumao will become one of the long-term items in Xiaosui like Ermao?

Xiao Sui: "What will happen if they are put into No. [-] and broken?"

Broken into many, many hairs?Promote other hair growth in number two?Make the dummy made with hair as the core more flexible?

It seems to be of no use.

Pei Bing: "But it doesn't seem to be harmful?"

Fuqiu: "So you can have it."

Correct.

Green hair ball: "Can you move around when you use your spiritual power?"

Me: "It is possible within a certain range. Theoretically, I am in any corner of this haunted house. It will not affect my use of spiritual power to explore the entire haunted house, but I am not sure if there will be unexpected isolation in the middle."

Lumaotuan: "We're not sure, we can only walk around and see."

Orange hairball: "Isn't it? Are you really going to visit here? Think about it again?"

Zimao Tuan: "I'm not going to visit this haunted house today, but I'm going to visit another even more haunted house next week. It's just rumors that there was a tragic death, but there is no other evidence except for a baby, and that haunted house is full of corpses." A corridor."

Blue Hairball: "And the corpse is still there."

The orange hair ball stretched out a long stick and hit the blue and purple two hair balls, angrily: "What good will it do you to scare me?"

The blue-purple fur danced, as if it was relieving the pain.

05315-Wall Grass Referee

Lan Maotuan: "If you don't make mental preparations from now on, we are afraid that something will happen to you after you enter that haunted house. It will not be our internal affairs at that time, and outsiders will be very troublesome."

Orange hairball: "I'm making preparations."

Zimaotuan: "It's too slow."

The orange hairball made a gesture to fight again.

Me: "Ah, the ones on the top, are they what they looked like before they were dilapidated on the ground? It's just that things are out of place and some things are broken, but they're still... fresh and full of hair?"

Green hairball: "Yes. Your research and study progress is very fast."

Because No. [-] used my scouting results to help me restore the scene, and kindly hinted that Simao and Liumao should also be put into its cycle of collapse and reconstruction space.

Xiao Sui: "The two of them can't be integrated into our world yet, and we still need to preserve their independence. They may still be useful. I'll talk about it after I copy them."

Pei Bing: "Did number two say 'OK'?"

Pei Kong: "Is it 'da'? I sound like 'of'."

Pei Bing: "You are preconceived."

Pei Kong: "Why didn't you preconceive it first?"

Pei Bing: "You expect No. [-] to be a decent person like you. I don't expect No. [-] to be anything. I can accept anything from No. [-], so if one of us has a preconception, it must be you and not me."

Pei Kong: "Maybe it has nothing to do with preconceived ideas, but just your deafness?"

Pei Bing thought for a while and said, "It's also possible. I was busy eating just now, so maybe the chewing sound interfered with my hearing."

Pei Kong: "If your hearing is so easily disturbed, I'm really worried about my own safety."

Xiao Sui: "Pei Bing gave up on the first day, you still hold on to it, it's too unmannered."

Pei Kong: "There is no winning or losing. Pei Bing and I are only discussing objective facts. Whatever the facts are, don't be arrogant."

Do you need scumbags to help you be a referee?

Pei Kong: "Please speak up on the wall."

Xiao Sui: "Master, tell me."

Pei Bing and Mao Qiu applauded me.

Xiaojian and No. [-] seemed to be applauding too.

Thank you for your recognition of my status as a grasshopper. My speech is as follows:

No. [-] can't express its meaning in words now, and it doesn't have a formed meaning, it only has rough emotional tendencies, such as wanting, not wanting, liking, disliking, so it can't express 'da' and 'de' at all difference, it can only express consent. 'Da' and 'de' are the listener's own imagination, and have nothing to do with No. [-].The listener's impression of No. [-] is cute, so the ending sound is 'da'; the listener thinks that No. [-]'s image is very serious, so the ending sound is 'de'.

After speaking, please applaud again.

The applause is neat, thank you.

I asked the green hairball: "Why do you describe this sight as funny?"

Qingmaotuan: "Then we have to start with social customs."

Me: "Is there any professional material on social customs that I can borrow?"

Lu Maotuan: "Actually, we have very little information here. Do you have a huge database in your world? So huge that you are used to the information and want to look up information when you see everything?"

Me: "Well, the amount of materials is much greater than the number of people. I mean the amount of all existing materials is much greater than the sum of the number of all people born from ancient times to the present."


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