Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1309

05324 - equals no hair

After entering the Rainbow Residence, the yellow hair group asked me: "Why can your hair grow all the time? Can your height also grow all the time?"

Me: "The height is not good, but the nails are fine."

Blue Hairball: "What are nails?"

Me: "Are you mentally prepared to see ugly things?"

Zimaotuan: "Don't look."

Me: "Do you have the spirit to study?"

Zimaotuan: "I don't rely on that thing to grow hair."

Qingmaotuan: "Let me do it, show me alone."

OK, study the characters.

The green hairball looked at my fingernails and said, "This thing grows into hair on our body, our body doesn't have this structure."

Me: "Where are the teeth?"

The green hairball looked at my teeth and shook his head again: "I don't have this either. It's all hair."

Me: "So the only hard things in your body are bones?"

Qingmao Tuan: "Actually, human bones are not hard when alive, and they harden after death. Hard bones belong to dead people."

...I think the last sentence is philosophical.

Green hair group: "Let's talk about the haunted house operation arrangement for next week. Now there is an outsider, and the original plan needs some adjustments."

The six hairballs sat down and listened to the arrangement. I looked at the hairy things around me, but I couldn’t be sure which one was a chair or a stool. Considering how the owners of the house sat, I had to sit down—in fact It doesn't matter where you sit, it's all sitting on the hair.

The air here seems to be extremely clean, or there are special cleaning methods, and there is almost no dust on the hair.When we walked outside, the long hairs of the hairballs mopping the floor were not covered with dust, and the ground on the street was clean, with only a little dust just like decorations.

Me: "Is it raining here?"

Chirong: "Occasionally, it doesn't rain much in our area. It rained more frequently near the haunted house before."

Me: "Can I have a look at your records about the sky? Records in any form and anywhere are fine, as long as they are records of the sky in this world."

Green hairball: "You still don't understand the point: there is only one kind of records in our world, regardless of form. You can't see the hairless ones."

I pointed to my hair: "Hairy."

Green hair ball: "Equaling your hair with ours is just to comfort you. There is no such thing as hair that can't realize its function. It's just that your spiritual power is covered on the hair, which makes other people who are not familiar with you produce hair. Illusion, thinking that spiritual power is the external power of your hair, thinking that your hair has power, and after they investigate you a little bit carefully and get rid of their inherent impression of hair, they will dislike you even more."

Green hair ball: "Fake fur is ugly. Not only is the fur on your body fake, but your hair is also similar to fake hair in our definition."

05325 - take a pseudonym

Me: "Make the spiritual power look like it flows from the fur..."

Green hair ball: "That can indeed create an illusion, but as long as the real spiritual power is produced by other things, then after careful investigation, you will definitely be able to find it."

Me: "So it can't be 'like', but 'is'."

Green hair ball: "To be precise, it makes the hair look like a living thing."

Me: "Can each hair of yours be considered an independent creature?"

Lumaotuan: "Small work for a part, big work for the whole."

Me: "What's the definition of 'live'?"

Green hairy group: "Feeling. Well, this topic ends here. Next week, after we enter the haunted house, Pei Lin...can you give yourself a pseudonym with hair?"

Me: "You will also perceive my complete ugliness if you use a pseudonym."

Green hair ball: "Yes, thank you for understanding, so can you add a layer of fake hair to your ugliness? Like the one you wear on your body."

Me: "In your eyes, isn't the fake fur the same as without it? You can still see my real skin. Those people on the street can take a quick look."

Green hairball: "Whether we can see it or not is a matter of our ability, and whether you wear it or not is a matter of your attitude. When your attitude is 'ashamed of being hairless', then we can learn from your shame Perceiving the importance you attach to Mao is also a feeling of Mao.”

Me: "False attention counts? Doesn't it mean that you don't pay attention to Mao? Doesn't it show that you don't pay attention to Mao? The sense of Mao should be weaker?"

The green hairball is impatient: "If you tell you to do it, you do it. Do you understand our feelings or I do?"

Me: "I don't? Your tone now makes me unhappy, and I don't want to listen."

Lumaotuan: "Is it more unpleasant to you than a disgusted tone?"

Me: "I don't care about being rejected, what I hate is being interfered with my actions."

Green hairball: "Especially when you have to obey orders?"

Me: "No, especially when I can't listen but the other party insists on me."

Chirong: "If you don't want to take a pseudonym, don't take it. What's the matter? I don't think you need to take a pseudonym. It's okay if you get used to being ugly."

Lumaotuan ignored Chirong and said to me: "In our sense of the word, your real name is worse than the title 'ugly'."

Me: "Oh, you can call me Ugly, or introduce me to other people. Just use Ugly as my pseudonym."

Green hairball: "Okay, I accept your proposal."

05326-Professional team

Me: "So let's actually turn the conversation back to next week's schedule?"

Lu Maotuan: "I can't turn back completely yet, I still have to introduce our team to you."

Me: "Let me interrupt again. If each of your titles shows your complete understanding of the title, then in fact, every time you say a word, you don't need a follow-up explanation at all, right?"

Lumaotuan: "Yes, so if we are on our own, we seldom 'talk', and we can understand each other without talking. Today we talk so much just to take care of you."

Me: "You guys should have a very special reason for taking care of me like this, right? It's not just because you are kind, sympathetic to me, and have free time, right?"

Lumao Tuan: "After I finish introducing our team, you may understand. So are you going to continue to follow your thinking, or listen to my introduction? I can't order you, you choose yourself."

I looked at Chi Rong: "Are you still sure he can't beat me?"

Chirong: "Sure, no one can beat Lu."

Me: "What is his set role?"

Chirong: "According to the rules, if you can't find out by yourself, then we can't tell you directly. You must at least find out some clues, and then we can say a little bit more."

The sense of the game is getting stronger and stronger.

Me: "When I find a clue, you must be able to perceive it from my words? Even if what I am saying is not directly related to that clue?"

Purple hair ball: "Everything will be reflected in the voice hair."

I always feel that there is a major bug in the setting of this world. If I can express this bug more accurately... Will I be rewarded heavily, or will I be beaten up?

Number two is collapsing again.

That's right, building a new small world, whether it's a game field, a training ground, or a warehouse, will inevitably collapse and rebuild, and it can't be done overnight.They are all natural phenomena, just accept them when they happen, and don’t think too much about their connotations.

Lu Maotuan: "There are many teams in our world. Here, 'team' has a specific meaning, representing a certain field of expertise. It can be understood as 'a team specializing in a certain type of thing'. Generally, this 'a certain type of team' The scope of things' is relatively small, such as specializing in the taste of apples, the smoothness of roads, and the decoration of hand hair."

05327-Division of labor

Green hair group: "The professional direction of our rainbow team is to explore the story of the haunted house. The way of exploration is that we live or record - usually live broadcast - we move around in the haunted house, and find out the reason for the dilapidation of each item. The process of their dilapidation and their posture before the dilapidation finally restore the haunted house to an ordinary house."

Zimaotuan: "It's a real restoration, not a restoration in people's minds. When we complete the first phase of the haunted house exploration, the haunted house we explored will change from dilapidated to normal."

Me: "Since you do this professionally, why is Orange Hairball still afraid of haunted houses?"

Orange Hair Tuan: "Because in the previous division of labor, I didn't have to enter the dilapidated haunted house. I was responsible for taking the audience to recall the warm daily life of the people who used to live there after the haunted house has been restored."

Me: "Isn't it good to have a clear division of labor? Why do you want to change it all of a sudden?"

Orange hair group: "Because many people pointed out that I was out of touch with the team. I didn't experience the dilapidated state of the haunted house, just the daily state, as if what I introduced was not a haunted house, but just an ordinary house, which should not be included in the work of the Rainbow team at all. .”

Me: "And you yourself feel that what they said is right? You and the team have indeed shown signs of disconnection, and this disconnection has even directly caused problems in your team?"

Orange Hair Tuan sighed: "Yes. The professional direction of a team is relatively limited. Once a team member deviates from that direction, he has to leave the team. The requirement for becoming a team member is that his behavior must be completely consistent with the team's In the professional road, you can't play the slightest edge ball. Although I didn't directly enter the haunted house state before, I also carefully studied its appearance. It was based on the sadness of the haunted house state to highlight the warmth of the normal state. Now, I am increasingly ignoring Haunted house state, so the warmth of the normal state has lost the professional support of the Rainbow team."

Me: "Because you're starting to be afraid of haunted houses?"

Orange hair ball: "I'm easy to empathize. So I used to be able to remind the audience of the haunted house state when I introduced the daily state, and then make them sad; so now when I introduce the daily state, the audience can easily find my avoidance of the haunted state. They thought I had no respect for Haunted House."

Me: "Come on."

Lumaotuan: "Actually, it doesn't matter. It's really not suitable for this team to leave. Just change to another team to live like this. Then the Rainbow team will be renamed the Rainbow team."

Me: "But if there is no last recollection of the past state of life, your haunted house retrospective is incomplete, right?"

Lumaotuan: "It's okay, many teams' work is not perfect. In the past, we were relatively perfect, so we were famous. In the future, we will just be classified as ordinary."