Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1401



Chapter 1401

05692-Disapproved

After students order food, the dormitory robot will display the cost, pay with the optical brain, and then upload the data. The delivery robot will deliver the food to the dormitory at the corresponding time the next day, and the dormitory robot will process it and serve it on time.

If you really can't stand the cooking skills of dormitory robots, you can also place an order for ingredients, set a delivery time, and cook them yourself after you get them, but don't expect to buy food robots.Except for a few allowed items such as registered optical brains and mechs, any other smart devices are not compatible with dormitory robots. If they are forcibly dragged into the dormitory, they will be dismantled and thrown out—then it will be processed by garbage recycling robots.

Oh, by the way, if you want to bring smart devices back to the dormitory for research, please apply to the course teacher in advance, and the course teacher will issue an approval instruction to the dormitory robot—Note: Food robots are not within the scope of approval under any conditions.

Teachers and students: What a hatred!

In fact, the federation's gourmet robots are really useful. Although some people say that the food they make is lifeless and dead, it is enough for busy office workers.There is a hot breakfast when you wake up, and a delicious supper when you come home from overtime. The only thing you need to do is to regularly update the recipes and inform the robot in advance when you don’t go home for dinner.

Due to the limited precision of the general-purpose gourmet robot, some foods are not cooked well, salty, etc., but they are better than most people who are too lazy to cook.The key is that the whole line is included from the purchase of ingredients to washing and drying. Users only need to pay for the ingredients and eat them. What else can they choose?Anyway, the teachers and students of the First Military Academy are not picky, not only are they not picky, but they are also very greedy.

The basic model, as long as we use the most basic model, we will send a pennant to the school!

There are also lower requirements: no need to add any seasoning, as long as the ingredients can be cooked, we will accept it.I beg the master robot in the dormitory, can we not remove harmful impurities and soften beneficial substances for easy absorption?Everything can be made into a pile of mush or cubes, we might as well swallow nutrients.

The uncle robot in the dormitory said: No.We are responsible for your health.

Some teachers also discussed physiologically: "The human body itself has the function of expelling toxins. A little bit of poison in daily food is actually beneficial to strengthen this ability of the human body. When we are trapped on the battlefield, we cannot expect that the food we eat is still finely processed. , so we should train and adapt from the time we were students."

The school: "There is a gourmet area when you go out. The school cafeteria processes ingredients less than the dormitory robots. The food made by the students themselves is even weird and good. Considering that most teachers and students don't go back to the dormitory most of the time except for sleeping, Therefore, eating a small amount of food in the dormitory will not degrade the digestive system, but can clean up the body poisoned by unhealthy food."

05693 - satisfy curiosity

Everyone can't figure it out, why are you so stubborn?

Someone said: "Maybe it is to force the students to go out? As a reserve soldier, staying at home is definitely not an appropriate state."

Some people also speculated: "Could it be a technical limitation? The priority function of the dormitory robot is to supervise the health of students. Other cleaning and other things are all add-ons. Because the health supervision function is too strict, it also over-targets health when processing ingredients. Normal gourmet robots pay equal attention to taste and health, and some health parameters will be sacrificed for taste in some settings, while dormitory robots strictly sacrifice taste for health. Hospital gourmet robots also have this problem.”

"Don't call the 'gourmet' robot used in the hospital, thank you. Also, the food in the hospital is better than that in our dormitory."

In short, this matter is still in a state of protest and the protest has been dismissed, and there is no sign of a solution in a short time.

The Third Military Academy said: "It's hypocritical. Our dormitory doesn't even have a kitchen. If you light an open fire and cook a barbecue yourself, it will trigger the fire alarm mechanism, and there is no automatic delivery of ingredients at all."

The First Military Academy: "Actually, if it didn't exist at all, it wouldn't be so troublesome, but it exists but it's rotten, too obtrusive."

On the first day I moved into the school dormitory, I ordered the first set meal from the dormitory robot.

The person in my dormitory said to me: "My brother is also a graduate of this school. He said that in the first week of every freshman, many freshmen will try the legendary dormitory meal. This is also the time when the number of dormitory meals is the highest every year. One of the paragraphs, after that, only when the injury is too serious to get up or when you are too busy to eat anything tasteless, you will barely order a meal at a time. Also, to remind you, dormitory meals cannot be taken out of the dormitory, nor can they be thrown into the trash The bucket must be finished."

Another roommate said: "I'm actually curious about how unpalatable the dormitory food is, but I don't think I can finish it if I order one myself, so can we branch out?"

Me: "Okay, let everyone share my share equally. Anyone who is interested can participate, and each person will get a fraction of how many people participate."

"Does it have to be divided equally... Wait, I'll find some people to come. The dormitory meals cannot be taken out for others to eat, but others can come in to eat. The dormitory rules allow students to visit each other, but only in public areas such as the living room. Can't go into the bedroom."

In the end, my dormitory meal satisfied the curiosity of 52 people.

05694-counselor

Most people said: "It's okay, maybe because the expectations are low enough and the portion size is small enough, so they think it's acceptable? When you really don't want to go out, you can still make do with it."

"From eating once a month, to eating once a week, to eating once a day, when you graduate, you can bear any food. No wonder the soldiers from the First Military Academy can ensure that they eat enough food under any harsh conditions. , as long as there is food, you won’t lose weight, which ensures your combat effectiveness to the greatest extent. Insects can also be counted as food.”

"It's not that exaggerated. Seventh graders must not be able to hold back a dormitory meal every day."

"That is, seventh graders don't necessarily enter the dormitory once a month, and they rarely stay in the capital star."

The first military academy is a seven-year system.In the first three years, they mainly studied in the main campus, in [-], they mainly trained in branch campuses, and in the seventh year, they practiced in the army.During the training in the branch campus, I often go back to the main campus to take some advanced theory courses, do some anatomical research, etc., and it depends on the arrangement of the legion whether I can come back during the internship stage.Sometimes the legion took a group of people including interns to clean up the deserted star, and it was impossible to send people back to the capital star to play, right?There might not even be time for people to come back for graduation ceremonies.

The First Military Academy requires freshmen to live in the dormitory one week before class starts. This week is for the freshmen to get familiar with the campus environment, get in touch with roommates, get close to the old students who came to school early, and get used to the capital stars when they leave school. In short, it is to vent out the freshness as much as possible within this week, and focus on it after the official start of the class.The academic intensity of the First Military Academy does not allow students to learn while playing.

"It is not recommended for you to work part-time in the first year. If you have financial difficulties, you can apply for a bursary from the school and pay it off within three years after graduation. Don't be afraid, usually you can pay it off before graduation." Our grade The counselor spoke to us routinely at the first-year group meeting the day before school started.

Counselor: "I don't care about the things in your courses. I take care of your miscellaneous affairs, but not all miscellaneous affairs. You have to solve most of the problems by yourself. I just convey to you the school rules and tell you some problems. common solution. If you are not sure whether something should be done in the school or that may conflict with the school, you can ask me. If you have a definite answer, I will tell you frankly. If you don’t have a definite answer, I can also Tell you the choices of your seniors and sisters."

Counselor: "There is only one counselor in a grade, so you might as well estimate whether my position is important. Let me tell you something first: I am free most of the time."

05695-Description

Counselor: "You have been from the first grade to the seventh grade. If there is no accident, I will be the counselor. According to past experience, my busiest time is the first half of your first grade. After you reach the fourth grade, you may be full. Even in a month of grades, no one may think of me once."

A student asked: "Is your annual salary fixed?"

Counselor: "Yes. The first grade who is busy enough to answer [-] inquiries a day is that number, and the only communication that is idle for a year is the graduation and farewell seventh grade stage, that is also the number. Calculated by the busy workload, I was at a loss for that salary, but based on my idle workload, I was a little ashamed to receive that salary, so on average, I am quite satisfied with this job."

Counselor: "Seven years cycle. If the counselor resigns, he will usually choose to send a class of students after they graduate from the seventh grade and before the new class of first graders. Otherwise, they will feel that they have lost a lot, so you don't have to worry too much about yours. The counselor changed midway. If there is no accident, I will accompany you to graduation."

"It sounds like a very close relationship."

Counselor: "It's okay. The relationship between most counselors and students is okay. After all, there is no conflict of interest between us and you. Get some study notes, pre-exam materials, etc. from the seniors."

The students immediately felt that the kindness had come to the fore, and said, "Brother!"

Counselor: "Hey, dear. Introduce yourself again. I know you must not have listened to me when you first entered the classroom for this meeting. Remember my name this time. My name is Yu Kui. Are you happy? Just call me Brother Yu, if you don’t like it, you can just call Yu Kui directly. You don’t need to call me teacher, I’m not your teacher, I just do some logistics for you. This is my communication number, you all remember it.”

Yu Kui: "After writing it down, open my homepage first. I have listed the questions and detailed explanations that students in previous years often asked. It is a bit long, but you can search for keywords. You should check it yourself first. In principle, I should answer most of your doubts about school life, especially in the first two months after you entered the school. No matter how stupid questions you ask, no matter how many times you ask them, the counselors must answer them patiently and carefully. In practice..."


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