Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1548

06280-Definitely not

Me: "Okay, I'll leave this to you guys. If there is any problem, such as throwing it out of the gate of the Demon League in the near future, please contact me first, and I will take it away."

Miao Miaomiao: "Only in the near future?"

Me: "Well. If it's three or five years later, it won't be necessary. At that time, it should have understood what kind of world this is. After understanding, it depends on whether it wants to stay in the Demon League or leave, or find me. It itself. It can reach me if it wants."

Erqimao: "You are stingy, I don't want to contact you."

Me: "Is it not stingy to give you food for free? Do you understand the equivalent exchange?"

Erqimao: "I don't understand. If you steal it, it's mine."

I said to Miao Miaomiao: "Its main cognition is that of a wild cat. After being a wild cat for a long time, it became a domestic cat for a few days."

Miao Miaomiao: "Don't worry, I've been a wild cat for a long time." After speaking, Miao Miaomiao changed into her original form, and said to Erqimao:

"Come on, keep up, I will teach you to forage."

Erqi Mao was a little frightened, a little less frightened than when he saw me transform into a human form, but he didn't dare to follow Miao Miaomiao immediately.

Miao Miaomiao's tail flicked in front of Erqimao's eyes, and Erqimao regained consciousness: "I am a very serious cat, and I will not be easily seduced."

Miao Miaomiao: "Who cares to seduce you, little weak cat. If I hook up with you and conceive a child, I have to worry that the child will die of illness after birth."

Erqimao: "It seems that creatures with too unstable mutations will lose their fertility. I have heard lectures from humans, saying that this phenomenon is due to gene collapse, and germ cells die before they leave the body."

Miao Miaomiao: "Hey, I still know some theoretical knowledge. Yes, I have more hope of becoming a demon cultivator. Let me tell you, it's not good to be a monster, because some monsters' strength collapses so badly that they have unbearable physical problems. Repair defects, for example, loss of taste. That is, what you eat has no taste or the taste is very single and weird. The concept of gourmet food does not exist.”

Erqimao frightened: "Understood, I will definitely not become a monster."

Feng Mian'an: "Does this kitten have any concept of demon cultivators and monsters?"

Me: "Definitely not. It should be the first time it heard these two words today. But as long as these two words are associated with food, then it understands the core that it cares about the most. It is also very good at grasping Focus."

06281 - contains a lot

Feng Mian'an: "Actually, this kind of one-sided guy is easy to teach as long as he finds the right direction, and he can learn very efficiently. Of course, the premise is that he can really practice."

Me: "Although the type of energy in its body is a bit inappropriate, it basically proves that its body can carry the energy that can be used. The next step is to convert that energy into spiritual power, and then you can enter the process of demon cultivation. Generally speaking, transformation is easier than germination. After all, its energy is only relatively chaotic, and it has not reached the point where it is unreversible like a monster. Its energy is still in the normal and reversible category."

Feng Mian'an: "It depends on the ability of the guide. Whether a kitten who only cares about eating can understand energy conversion is a problem. If this kitten does not understand, it will be difficult to convert. It must do this by itself. We If you try hard from the side, you won’t be able to move at all.”

Me: "Maybe you can ask Fellow Daoist Bingsu to chat with this cat? The cat's current name is Erqi Mao."

Feng Mian'an: "That stupid parrot of Bingsu... Hey, maybe it's really possible, that parrot has always been afraid to look directly at the black history before he turned into a demon, if the Erqi cat also shows the air of creating countless black histories field, then it is just for Bingsu to cross the heart demon tribulation."

Me: "It's not to the point of heart demon robbery, is it? I think that after Bing Daoyou lived with his parrot owner, he has become more and more calm about the black history issue."

Feng Mian'an: "It's just that he is calm in front of Dai Yeyi. You can see if he is calm in front of hamsters."

Me: "Now Erqimao can be regarded as an internal problem of the Demon League?"

Feng Mian'an: "I think it's about the same. Miao Miaomiao should report to you about the follow-up development."

Putting down a cat, I took Fu Chun Oak to the Sky Gate.On the way, Fu Chunoak asked me: "When Xiao Ke wakes up, will you also send Xiao Ke to a certain sect?"

Me: "Xiao Ke, I plan to raise it myself. Because Xiao Ke has been my body for several years, and even turned into my human form for a short time in the end, and it matches me very well. Although the human form is actually very suitable for demons League, but Xiaoke is no longer in the general situation of Erqi Mao, its focus is to match with me, that is, it may be more suitable for the style of my sect Yunxiazong than Yaomeng."

Me: "So after Xiao Ke wakes up, I will let him try to adapt to Yunxiazong first. If he feels uncomfortable staying in Yunxiazong, I will find another place for him. Yunxiazong does not professionally train demon cultivators, but it can also raise The introductory skills of the Demon League are not secrets, and disciples of other sects can also use them. If you find something you don’t understand when using it, you can also discuss it with the disciples of the Demon League.”

Fu Chunyan: "I thought sect was another name for the school, but when you put it that way, it doesn't seem to be the same?"

Me: "It should be said that it includes the functions of the school. In addition, it also includes everything that people need in their life, such as work, life, and entertainment. It is more similar to a family. This analogy is not correct. Our Yunxia Sect is more inclined to the family , The disciples in the sect have a family-like relationship, but some sects are more corporate-oriented, and some are cultivating Gu, or research institutions, or interest groups. Anyway, they are groups, various types of groups."

06282 - Language

Fu Chunyan: "Which kind of Sky-watching Gate are you going to send me to?"

Me: "Looking at Tianmen mainly studies...the past, future and present, as well as the distance, nearness and your own location, as well as reality, dreams and the boundary between the two."

Fu Chun Oak: "Research groups?"

Me: "Generally, the outside world thinks that Gutianmen is a magic stick group."

Fu Chunxiang: "What is a magic stick?"

Fu Chunyan paused for a moment, and said: "The language I use to communicate with you now is not the same as the one I used in the gray mist star belt. This language is what I learned in my dream, but after you told the Demon League Before my disciple mentioned the language problem, I didn't realize that I had changed a language. Why can I speak so fluently even if I am not my mother tongue?"

Me: "Does it mean that dreams have a greater influence on you than you thought? Because you have used this language in your dreams for a long time, so your familiarity with it is not lower than your mother tongue?"

Fu Chunxiang: "...Am I in a dream again now? Have I entered a dream since I asked Da Ke to take me out of the Fu family's house? Did Fu Guanhe look at me and think that I escaped from his confinement? And overjoyed? Does it mean that when I open my eyes, I will see that I am still in the Fu family's house?"

Fu Chunyan: "Maybe there was Erqi Mao's body beside me at that time."

Me: "Although the Erqi cat is very indifferent to life and death, when it just started to enjoy the food of the New World, maybe it still won't like you cursing it like that?"

Fu Chunxiang: "It doesn't matter. Even if it is the reality I thought, it may still be a dream. The death of the Erqi cat in my dream does not affect the existence of the real Erqi cat. It's just whether the Erqi cat is really alive or not. I may have nothing to do with it."

Fu Chun Oak: "It's just a dream about me."

06283-Transaction

Under the low pressure of Fu Chun Oak, we landed at the gate of the Tianyumen, and I asked the gatekeeper disciple: "Before the next entrance examination of the Tianjianmen, can you temporarily take this girl in? Let her live in the Tianmenmen."

Gatekeeper disciple: "Reason."

Me: "Because of being heavily in a dream, her mental state is about to collapse. The Heaven-Guying Gate has lectures for outsiders, please give her a place to sit in, arrange her accommodation, and give her a complete set of textbooks for getting started with the Heaven-Guying Gate. I will pay for it."

A lot of disciples who heard the news came out to join in the fun, including Wu Yi, Mi Sanxi and others I know.

Wu Yi's eyes only stayed on Fu Chunyan for less than a second, then he looked at me intently and asked, "Are you suppressing your cultivation again?"

Me: "Go back and upgrade after dealing with these things."

Wu Yi: "It seems that this time I pressed soberly and rationally. Congratulations."

Me: "Think your congratulations are subtle sarcasm?"

Wu Yi: "No, it's a sincere compliment."

Kong Suan looked at Fu Chun Oak for a while, then took out a palm-sized straw weaving ugly cat and handed it to Fu Chun Oak, asking: "A deal?"

Fu Chunyu was stunned for a while, then replied: "I don't have any currency here."

Me: "Friend Daoist Kong, wait a moment, I will trade with her first."

I said to Fu Chunyu: "If you are willing to record and send me a detailed record of your mental journey of studying in the Sky Gate, I will pay you three years of living expenses."

Fu Chunxiang: "Aren't teaching materials, tuition fees, and accommodation fees included in this deal?"

Me: "No. When you use the teaching materials and live and study in the Sky Gate, I will observe your external performance by myself, and that will be worth the part of the fee I gave. After all, I want you to stay here to study , I naturally have to give enough temptation. If I let you decide for yourself without paying a penny, you will probably turn around and leave, and I will have no object to observe."

Fu Chun Oak: "What level of living expenses will be paid for three years?"

Me: "Meet the level of basic necessities of life, and occasionally buy some small luxuries."

Fu Chun Oak: "Deal. I don't know what you need in detail. You can install surveillance on me directly. If I remember some of my inner feelings, I will say it out for you to hear. If I can't remember it, forget it."

Peeping Tianmen disciple wondered:

"Is the money obtained in exchange for three years of monitoring too little? Pei Lin didn't even mention cultivation resources. How much can you spend on food, clothing, housing and transportation? Luxuries generally don't include resources."

"Yeah, cultivation resources are the big ones. Basic living expenses, if you attend lectures at our Sky Gate, as long as you show some potential as a fortune-teller, we will cover it for you, and you don't need to spend extra money at all. "

"The definition of 'occasionally' buying 'small' luxury goods is too vague and too imprecise. It seems that the most suitable items are the items sold in bulk by the Hehuan Sect, but many items of the Hehuan Sect are free for Pei Lin."

"The deal that Young Master Pei talked about this time seems to be very stingy."

Fu Chun Oak: "Because I feel that my privacy is worthless, so I feel that I have earned anything in exchange for anything. Besides, knowing that someone is watching me all the time can give me a little more sense of reality; if this person is looking at me If someone can talk to me more often, it will be easier for me to get out of the dream."