Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1564

06344 - Just doing what everyone wants to do

Fellow Daoist Yaozong turned his head and lined up behind the line at the jelly stand.

The people at the front of the line greeted him:

"Come on, fellow Taoist of the Medicine Sect, you come to the front. We are all just trying our luck. In fact, we are not sure about our own status as sweet tooth lovers. You are sure that you will come first."

"Young Master Pei set the entry standards for the first batch a bit too high."

"It's not too high, as long as you have bought sweets in Mufenglin a few times in recent years, and you have stated in the sand that you like sweets. There should be a lot of people like this gathered around Sweets City."

"There are many, but it seems that there are not many people who want to go in immediately. It may be because they are afraid of the price. The things sold by Young Master Pei have always been more expensive than grabbing."

Me: "If you only enter and don't take any sweets, there is no additional charge for the time being. Because the previous batches will provide me with a lot of data, it will be offset by the visit fee. When there is a fee for the visit, I will notify you in advance."

Me: "Please pay close attention to the opening promotion, and we will not make up for it when it expires."

"Master Pei, my expenses in Mufenglin over the past five years can add up to a high-grade spirit stone, why am I not approved?"

Me: "You bought sweets as a gift, not because you like sweets. You mentioned in a post on Zongwang that you get annoyed when you see sweets, but you forced yourself to pretend to like them in order to please people."

"...I said so on the main website, but not in the sand college, nor in the local college."

Me: "It's not that I don't read the main website at all except for Shazhuan. I happened to meet your complaint, so we are destined. You can wait for the second batch. Also, if you are afraid that you don't like sweets. Your lover knows that you should chat with me privately to raise doubts, but not publicly. You see, once you speak publicly, and I follow your style to answer publicly, everyone around you will know, and your lover may also Will find out soon."

"There's no need to hide it, I don't want to please her anymore. After I gave up trying to please her, I found that I have regained a little bit of my love for sweets. Although I still don't want to eat it, I still feel a little nostalgic when I look at it."

"To please your girlfriend?"

"Pleasing big customers."

"Oh, you should be considerate to your parents. Don't learn from Young Master Pei in this regard. He will always have the attitude of 'do you want to buy it or not' and 'if you don't buy it, people will buy it'."

"Isn't the key point in the last sentence? Anyway, there are people cheering him on, so he doesn't bother to please people. If I can make money without losing my smile, I'm willing to put on airs."

"So, you don't need to accuse Young Master Pei of being too arrogant. He just did something that many people wanted to do but couldn't."

06345-Not pleasing to the eye

"Speaking of conscience, the quality of Young Master Pei's sales is still very good. Even without considering the added value of his Internet celebrity, the usefulness of the things themselves is worth the price. Tongming fruit and small ice sculpture decorations are all good. As for this new product Sweets... Anyway, no one posts complaints on the sand college now."

"It's not long since I went in, maybe I'm still waiting and watching."

"At least I should have asked a lot of prices."

Me: "I have studied the prices of Mufenglin and other sweets with relatively high sales volume, and combined with the price of my energy supply, etc., I think the price of sweets in the candy house is reasonable. If you want to increase the price in the future, it should be mentioned in the entrance fee, reading group usage fee, photo taking fee, land occupation fee, etc. "

"What is the land occupation fee?"

Me: "Walk around the candy house for too long, it's taking up my space."

"...Okay, as long as you can name the name and clearly mark the price, the rest is for the wisher to take the bait."

"This way of charging, even if everyone wants to scold, they will scold Young Master Pei for charging randomly, instead of the sweets. I believe that the price of sweets will be the most reasonable and conscientious in comparison. Everyone scolds Young Master Pei while criticizing Will praise sweets."

"As a sweet tooth, it's comforting to think about it."

"True lovers of sweets have already gone in. For those who stepped on the jelly table and didn't get the reading group, please honestly admit that you are just a layman who came to join in the fun."

"No, those who go in are professional sweets experts who can give reasonable evaluations, and those who are pure foodies are kept out. Young master Pei may be collecting professional data, and we amateurs will not be allowed to mix in for the time being."

"Nonsense, I went in on a post, and I used my annual income as evidence. I only know how to eat when I post a post. At most, I can say it's not good, it's delicious, and it's delicious. I can't even give a serious review."

Me: "The expression of such a person eating is the most convincing comment. It is said that sweets can bring people a sense of happiness. I hope my candy house can make all the guests who come in happy and eat happily."

"So I was rejected because I didn't make an exaggerated expression when I was eating?"

Me: "No, you were not approved because you scolded me, I don't like you."

"...Oh, I see."

Me: "But maybe I don't mind being scolded again in two days. Today is to select pure sweet tooth lovers, so I analyze each guest very carefully. I may just take a casual look in the future, as long as I am sure it is not I will let the ones that bother me especially, and the ones that bother me a little bit are also within the scope of release.”

"Thank you for your generosity..."

06346-worry

"Pei Sanshao, how long do you plan to open your candy store?"

"That's right, if you just drive it on a whim for a few days, then we may not be able to wait for your chance to let it go."

Me: "I don't know. In theory, I should open it until the elder who gave me this task is satisfied, but in fact, you should also know that, except for a very small number of Yunxiazong's tasks, disciples are allowed to give up halfway, and they will be punished accordingly Or just give the right amount of compensation. I am not afraid of punishment or compensation, so I may close the candy house tomorrow because of my impatience."

"You leave casually, but can the candy house be transferred? For example, to Mu Fenglin? It is best to let professionals control professional utensils. Or if you Yunxia Sect really want to get a foot in the sweets world, then please change it Come responsibly."

Me: "I will report your opinion. But at this stage, the candy house belongs to me. If there is a change, it must be closed and adjusted during the handover period. Also, the candy house after changing the controller is the same as the current candy house There will definitely be a difference in taste.”

"We don't know what a candy house smells like now."

Me: "Including those sweets left by the predecessors, the taste will also change after changing the controller and the environment, but compared with those I made by myself, there are still some remnants. But speaking, so many years ago Are the remnants of it really suitable for importing? I was a little worried about the expiration date since I got this candy house."

"Didn't you taste it?"

Me: "I'm worried that there are toxins in it due to expiration and decay, and they are excreted when I don't realize it. This kind of expired food is fine for monks to eat, but it may be more dangerous for mortals. There are mortal guests in this batch .”

"You shouldn't put mortal guests in the first batch. Even if you don't consider the issue of toxins, the food made by monks may have spiritual power, and mortals cannot digest it."

Me: "But I need to collect the consumption data of mortals. I asked the reading group to keep an eye on it, and I will rescue if something goes wrong. But I think the problem is not big. Mu Fenglin's sweets have been supplied to the mortal world for a long time. It's dangerous, the source of this candy house is Mu Fenglin after all."

"It's hard to say. The production process of Mu Fenglin's products sold to mortals is different from that sold to monks. Although there are some cases where mortals bought Mu Fenglin's products for monks in a detour and they were fine after eating them, the problem of residual spiritual power in the food is definitely a problem. Existence, this cannot be circumvented, nor can it be erased by a few safety proofs."

06347-mortal

Considering that it is not easy for mortals to make a trip, as long as mortals set foot on the jelly stand, I gave them permission to enter, and after they got the reading group, I specially asked the reading group to warn them not to eat too much to avoid indigestion.

Tan Sami: "Don't worry, Young Master Pei, I just made up my mind to quit the precept. In fact, my mentality has not completely changed. It must be just a few bites."

Me: "You can ask the reading group to mark sweets with as low calories as possible for you on the map, or you can tell the reading group directly if you have other requirements, and the reading group can respond to your reasonable requests in the candy house."

Tan Sami: "Is it you, Pei Shao, who are the core of the reading group's reaction? Are you actually answering the requests I made to the reading group?"

Me: "I have pre-set some procedures for this review group, and the review groups within the scope of the procedures will answer directly, and when you make requests that are not preset, the new requests will be passed on to me, and I will think and answer. , and then this part of my thinking logic and the final answer will be added to the program of the review group, and the next time similar questions don’t need to be passed on to me.”

Me: "The reading group will continue to learn, and the longer it is active, the better it will be. You are actually helping me cultivate this reading group."

Tan Sami: "The limit of the reading group is an intelligent robot, or will it become a goblin?"

Me: "I estimate that a small number of them will become spirits or demons, but most of them should be at the level of intelligent robots, as my active assistants."

Sami Tan: "Will you sell reading groups in the future?"

Me: "It is recommended to buy robots in the mortal world for use in the mortal world. After all, monk items are not sold-even you may not know where the monk who made the deal with you is in the next minute after you get the goods-most of the time even There are no instructions."

Tan Sami: "It feels different. Although the robots in the mortal world will bring me a sense of family after being used for a long time, the monk's magic weapon will feel fresh as soon as you get started. Even if it is not refined, it seems to be alive."

Me: "This is mainly a psychological effect. It may also be because of the randomness of the refining of monk utensils, each piece is different from others, so each piece is unique. If these utensils are used, they give When you have something completely out of the blue and it fixes itself after it’s done, it makes them look more like kids.”

Me: "But from the perspective of use, this randomness and uncertainty are not advantages."

Tan Sami: "But most of the time in life, you don't need to be very precise. Some small accidents without sequelae can add a lot of fun."

Me: "The field of robots in the mortal world seems to have researched a program that randomly and intentionally causes small problems to make it more alive."

Tan Sami: "But it feels a little weird on purpose."

Me: "After the research is perfect, you won't find out that it was intentional."