1novels Chapter 1582
Chapter 1582
06416 - Field Edition Professional
Me: "Don't worry, I will blindly believe your words. I have been paying attention to Shazhuan's speech for a long time so that I can no longer easily believe any outsider's speech. I feel that every outsider who approaches me may have evil intentions towards me. Every sentence Words may hide traps."
Elder Du Yuan: "Is Sha Zhuan so deceiving Feng?"
Me: "Half, and the existence of this half is enough to make me doubt the other half, and in the end I doubt the whole thing. Shazhuan has changed its taste, and it has begun to be regular and rigid, not only the rigidity of the actual way of existence, but also the rigidity of people, including I, solidified in the impression."
Me: "It's a pity to say that I can't keep the initial chaotic style. But at the same time, I'm also glad that there is no chaos all the time, and the chance of causing damage is constantly reduced."
Elder Du Yuan said 'goodbye' to me with a smile, and then disconnected the communication.
I looked at Ji Yitao and asked, "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"
Ji Yitao: "Are you still planning to temporarily live in Erqi Maolai in Ruan Mitong?"
Me: "Yes. By the way, let's see more cute things. Can I see most of the cute things here?"
Ji Yitao: "Of course. The spirit beasts living in Ruan Mitong usually don't shy away from people. If you negotiate a deal with them, they'll even give you a cute show."
Me: "Will deliberate acting reduce the cuteness?"
Ji Yitao: "They will try to make the deliberation seem natural. Especially if your cultivation base is not higher than their major level, you probably won't notice the deliberation. They are professional."
Me: "Actually, I've seen a lot of cute guides."
Ji Yitao: "But I don't see many live professional versions."
Me: "Try it and you'll know."
Facts have proved that Ji Yitao's self-confidence is very reasonable. In the face of Ruan Mitong's cuteness, it is true that outsiders cannot avoid being cute with theoretical knowledge.Just like no matter how the words describe how pink and soft the cat's pads are, it's not as good as pinching them with your own hands.
And Ruan Mitong's cute creatures will form a team.
The big cute things bring the small cute things, and the flying ones carry the swimming ones on their backs. There will never be a situation where Yan Ziqi's hamster army is too dense to make good cute things scary.
profession.
06417-young rabbit
The three little rabbits formed a ball and said to me: "We will perform rolling for you, can you give us three foundation-building carrots?"
Me: "The three of you are only in the Qi training period, what kind of foundation-level rations do you want? Are you afraid that you will not be replenished?"
Little Rabbit: "We can save it and eat it slowly. We are going to the foundation building period soon, so we need to prepare first."
Me: "Won't Ruan Mitong give you basic living expenses?"
Little Rabbit: "Ruan Mitong is so stingy, he not only doesn't give us living expenses, but also asks us to pay for accommodation."
Ji Yitao: "Because you came here uninvited. If you entered Ruan Mitong after being invited by disciple Ruan Mitong, then the disciple Ruan Mitong who invited you will pay for your accommodation; but you came here on your own initiative You, without disciple Ruan Mitong, you can only do it yourself."
Ji Yitao: "Ruan Mitong's territory is limited, and he thinks he has too many spirit beasts. If Ruan Mitong doesn't set some thresholds, he won't be able to raise spirit beasts."
Little Rabbit: "We are cute, not only because we think so."
Me: "But you are too weak. Disciple Ruan Mitong wants to invite spirit beasts at the same level as their upper limit cultivation base, that is, the final state is the Nascent Soul stage. The three of you are in the final state of the Golden Core stage. ? You should find Mengwuxiang in the third-rate sect, where you can definitely become free residents."
Little Rabbit: "There is no such thing as Ruan Mitong in the third-rate school. The low-end version of Bao Diao has the style of defeating Dongfeng, but there is no low-end version of Ruan Mitong."
Me: "Yo, have you ever asked about this?"
Little Rabbit: "We make a living by showing off to humans. Of course, we need to know the social structure of humans. We are so professional."
Me: "But what you're asking is wrong. Third-rate sects such as the Stone in the Cage and Disturbing Light are masters of controlling beasts."
One of the young rabbits: "...What is Disturbing Light? I've never heard of it."
The second of the little rabbit: "I know the stones in the cage, they are indeed the master beast masters, but their focus is on birds and spirit beasts, and they don't pay much attention to cuteness."
Me: "Does it matter if the sect itself values cuteness? Aren't you just looking for a place to stay? If the sect values cuteness, you will show off your cuteness. If the sect does not value cuteness, you will cater to the point of that sect. It is just a transaction anyway. Is it possible that after you live in Ruan Mitong, you regard cuteness as your life's work?"
Little Rabbit: "It's easy to earn living expenses by being cute, but other jobs are tiring."
06418 - With the aid of tools
Me: "Show cuteness, look at other people's faces, and try to figure out other people's moods and preferences in every move. How can it be easy? The most difficult thing to interpret in this world is the biological mind. For example, if you try to please me, even if you make me happy, I will I can give you some carrots at most, but do you know how much carrots I can make in an hour by refining small things and selling them myself?"
Young Rabbit: "Refining is very difficult. We have tried, but our claws are not as flexible as human hands, so it is not suitable."
Me: "The three of you have fire roots. Do you know that fire roots are considered to be the best spiritual roots for refining professions? What does it matter if your fingers are not flexible? You didn't ask you to use your fingers to shape them. The pills are all They are spherical, and all of them are naturally condensed during the refining process, and they are not made by hand. If you can heat up the alchemy furnace, the alchemy will begin."
Probably because Ji Yitao, who made up his mind to be my tour guide during my stay in Ruan Mitong, couldn't take it anymore, and interrupted: "Alcohol lamps can also heat up the alchemy furnace."
Me: "Haven't you heard of the case of a mortal who successfully made alchemy in a chemical laboratory?"
Ji Yitao: "I'm not a danxiu, and I don't know much about the details, but the elixir for a monk must at least contain spiritual power, right?"
Me: "Borrowing the help of Lingzhu, Lingshi and specific tools, mortals can infuse spiritual energy into materials. I didn't fool you, mortals can really refine monks' elixir, just like mortals can also process monks' magic tools It’s the same as a magic weapon. Spiritual power is simply energy, and mortals have learned to use many kinds of energy, and spiritual power is one of them.”
Me: "Ordinary people really can't use their spiritual power with their own bodies, just like ordinary people can't use electric energy, light energy, and water energy with their own bodies, but through tools, ordinary people can use various energies to serve ordinary people. "
Me: "For example, low-level pills such as Bigu Pill and Zhuyan Pill can be mass-produced in the mortal world long ago. The reason why there is no productization is that the biggest obstacle is that the body of a mortal cannot bear a large amount of those pills, that is, It is impossible to obtain a large-scale sales license. And because the production machines of such products are expensive and the environmental conditions and maintenance costs are high, it is difficult to make a lot of money if the quantity does not increase, and only a few local tyrants can get back their money. Therefore, mortals have refined these elixir The principle of action, and then soften it to be suitable for mortals, and then mass-produce it, and it will make money."
Me: "If you look up beauty products related to Zhuyan Dan, an industrial chain has already been formed. The derivative products of Bigu Dan have developed more systematically in terms of military rations."
Ji Yitao: "...Wow."
06419-Fudge
I looked back at the rabbits and the more and more cute animals gathered around: "Compared with ordinary people, you have spiritual power, and you don't need to borrow spirit stones and beads when refining items. Even if you only learn to refine Bigu Pill, at least It can also form a stable income. When selling things, you can show cuteness by the way, and increase the price of the items you sell. Do you think it will be easier to reward than pure cuteness?"
Me: "It's better to ask for yourself than to ask for others. It's fine if you are independent spirit beasts who don't bother to deal with human beings, but now you are attached to human beings, so you have to live more or less like individuals."
Baby Rabbit: "Can't live like a pet?"
Me: "Have you found a breeder? If there is no fixed breeder, it is called a stray animal, not a pet. A stray animal needs to have a skill so as not to be reduced to picking up garbage and eating it."
Ji Yitao: "Friend Daoist Pei...you seem to be encouraging our residents to move?"
Me: "Aren't these extra spirit beasts that came uninvited? I'll try my best to help you get some of them away."
Ji Yitao: "I'm afraid you will clear them all. Although there are a little more foreign spirit beasts living in Ruan Mitong now, and the disciples can't use them all for training, there are more and there is room for the disciples to train. We are more relaxed when we are in the classroom. We have a cooperative relationship with these alien spirit beasts, and we need these spirit beasts that do not belong to us to accompany us in learning exercises. They are our important teaching assistants."
Me: "Don't worry, it's impossible to fool everyone. Getting something for nothing is a chronic disease that is difficult to cure. Even if you can definitely make life easier after learning a certain skill, the learning process, even a very simple learning process, will block most creatures. Outside the door. Is it difficult to learn how to move bricks? Why are there so many good-handed adults begging?"
Ji Yitao: "Because moving bricks does not make more money than begging."
Me: "So I would rather dress up dirty every day and lie in the corner day after day?"
Ji Yitao: "No, although some professional beggars are dirty when begging, they still have time to get off work. After work, they will dress up beautifully and enjoy life comfortably. As for the discomfort during work... It is not comfortable to go to work. Is it normal? It doesn’t seem to be worse to be dirty than to endure the boss’s troubles?”
Me: "Fellow Daoist Ji, your idea is a bit dangerous."
Ji Yitao: "Really? I'm just making a random guess. I don't have a boss, and I haven't begged before. I'm just making random assumptions based on hearsay."
I began to teach the cute animals how to make alchemy without hands.
Me: "Spiritual power can basically replace all our limbs to do everything. Here, you see, wrap the raw materials with spiritual power in this way, and then use spiritual power to promote the fusion of various raw materials according to certain rules, pay attention to the tightness of the fusion , wait for the ingredients to stabilize, well, a Bigu Pill has been refined."
Me: "This time because I am demonstrating to you, I only refined one at a time. Normally, the refining of Bigu Dan during the Qi training period is counted by furnace, and there are at least a dozen in one furnace." , as many as thousands.”
Ji Yitao: "During the Qi training period, it should not be possible to do thousands of times in one batch. The spiritual power is not enough."
Me: "I know you have never visited the Medicine Sect."
Ji Yitao: "I'm sorry, I really visited it. I visited it when I went to the Medicine Sect to trade spirit beasts, and I heard from the Medicine Sect's disciples that they refined up to 560 Bigu Pills in one furnace during the Qi training period that year."