Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1602

06496 - For good reason

Little Martial Uncle: "You screwed up the task and then accused me of a conspiracy?"

...It's really like an excuse to find fault.Where is the little master uncle usually in such a fussy style?

Me: "Elder Qi, you seem to be particularly concerned about this task? The last time you assigned me the task of Jingjinfeng, I wanted to report to you some progress and you were impatient to listen, but this time you took the initiative to remind me to pay attention to the task goal. .”

Little Martial Uncle: "It's not to the point of 'repeatedly'."

Me: "Anyway, I have taken the initiative more than once, and now I am even more serious about accusing me. I think there should be a reason for this abnormality, right? You should know that you don't just stare at me doing something, you even Don't even want to say a word to me."

Little Martial Uncle: "Continue to guess. When you have made up enough brains, maybe you will be able to guess my reason."

Me: "So there is a reason, right?"

Little Martial Uncle: "Of course there is a reason for anyone to do anything. Sometimes the reasons may be random or hazy, but they still exist objectively or subjectively."

Me: "I guess the reason this time is neither casual nor hazy, but very serious."

Little Martial Uncle: "So, do you want to do some remedial measures? The guests who are going to the candy house have not completed a round yet, and there are still many monks in the world waiting in line to get tickets, so you still have a chance to let The public's renewed enthusiasm for Candy House overshadowed Mu Fenglin's limelight."

Me: "You have always refused to tell me why you want to grab the limelight. I guess the reason may be that the turn of the limelight can make Mu Fenglin gain a lot of inspiration and even appear in the stage of becoming a god. Sweets lovers—accurate definition should be a group that is particularly fond of a certain type of things—the attention has shifted from traditional stores with a long history to new online celebrity stores, and the aura of this process has changed.”

Me: "There are many other possibilities. But no matter which one, it seems that there is no need not to tell me the reason. Especially when I know that if there is no reason, I may act laxly or even perfunctorily."

Me: "If you have to hide it from me and let me carry out this matter seriously, then the person who came to entrust me with this task should be my father, not you, Elder Qi, who has been associated with jokes in my heart for a long time."

Junior Martial Uncle: "You have a good reason."

I:"……"

Junior Martial Uncle: "Come to Qi Feng. Now. Immediately. Within 1 minute."

06497-Beating

The instructions were too clear and there was no room for ambiguity, so I quickly flew to Qifeng, and at a glance I saw the junior uncle waiting for me in the open space... and the apprentices of the junior uncle who was leaving Qifeng, and other idlers, etc. .

I:"……"

Pei Bing: "I think..."

Pei Kong: "Shut up..."

Xiao Sui installed a tub of therapeutic water, and then hesitated whether to install a second tub.

Mao Qiu said to Xiao Ke: "Find a stable place to squat, and avoid objects that are easy to fall and roll."

Xiao Ke: "Okay."

Fuqiu: "If you accidentally roll over, be careful not to crush Fellow Daoist Kong."

Xiao Ke: "Got it."

Pei Kong: "I thank you all."

I fell in front of my junior uncle in fear.

Little Martial Uncle: "First question, if I want to catch you, can you escape?"

Me: "I can't escape."

Little uncle: "Second question, if I want to hit you and you behave pitifully, will I be soft?"

Me: "I think there is still hope for this."

The little uncle sneered, and then continued: "The third question, you walked to me cleanly and you walked to me slowly, on the premise that I limit the total time to 1 minute, can you How many seconds of delay?"

Me: "The 1 minute you limit should refer to the time when I enter Qifeng's airspace, right? Doesn't it mean that I must fall within one meter of you within this 1 minute?"

Junior Uncle: "Am I playing word games with you?"

I:"……"

Then I got punched.The Thunder Ice set meal is hot and heart-warming, and it seems to have vaguely traced back to the internal thunder disaster when I was at the peak of Jindan.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Did it go back or did Elder Qi's power seep into Pei Suilin's space?"

Or I took the initiative to respond to the power of the little uncle, and constructed another round of internal thunder and ice double calamity.Maybe it was because I felt that the internal tribulation in the peak period was still lacking, so this time, taking advantage of my little uncle's favor, I went through another small-level tribulation.Do you think the thunder ice attack by the little master this time seems to be deliberately adjusted to approach my upgrade rhythm?

Pei Bing protected Pei Kong and replied, "I don't feel it."

06498 - looming

Pei Jianzhuo: "I don't think it was a deliberate adjustment. Elder Qi tries to attack in a direction that hurts you but doesn't hurt you. The mode of upgrading Jie is to beat you as much as possible without killing you. The two processes are the same, so they appear consistent.

The difference between not hurting and not killing seems to be a bit far away, right?Although pain is closer to beating.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Isn't an injury in the sense of a sword cultivator a lethal wound? Although Elder Qi's essence is a law cultivator, his attacking thinking is very similar to that of a sword cultivator."

So if I continue to attack with this idea, I won't be able to get out of Qi Feng if I don't peel off my skin this time.

Pei Jianzhuo: "The entire Qifeng has been cleared, and it was dedicated to you to overcome the catastrophe. Wouldn't you be sorry for Elder Qi's kindness if you didn't make full use of it? You just wasted a mission for him, so it's not good to abandon it right after that." Him once."

Can your words be less dangerous?

Pei Jianzhuo's main body is now held in my hand to deal with the attack of the little uncle, and his human form appears in the small suit, holding a sword that is exactly the same as his main body, together with my conscious body who also holds the same sword Deal with internal robbery.I felt the pain from the internal and external pincers, but my mood was relatively relaxed.

The words from my junior uncle that made me worry for so many years finally came true today, no matter how painful it is, there is a sense of peace of mind.

Pei Bing: "It's like a daughter-in-law who has become a mother-in-law after many years."

If you have nothing to do, you can memorize dictionaries.

Xiao Sui's eyes widened suddenly: "Jin Dan..."

There seems to be a shadow on the outer layer of the golden core projection in Xiaosui.

a figure.

Born from the golden elixir, it enveloped the golden elixir, like a curled up baby, and suddenly seemed to stretch out, and then the shadow disappeared, and the golden elixir was still the shining golden elixir.

And in this process, the real golden core in my body seemed to be transformed into a baby for a moment.The change of the real golden core is not as obvious as the projection of the golden core, but it seems to be more... profound.

No. [-] turned into the appearance of Jindan, and then broke the shell, and a baby appeared in the shell. The baby sat up, smiled at us, and then disappeared.

Xiao Sui: "Master..."

The baby simulated by No. [-] is what I looked like when I was a child.

Don't panic, everything in the No. [-] simulation is normal. As for the change of my golden core and the golden core's projection, it is not a big surprise for the monks at the peak of the golden core.In the process of advancing from the golden elixir peak stage to the Nascent Soul stage, I do see the appearance of the golden elixir transforming into a baby from time to time, but because my golden elixir has a projection in the portable space, and there are so many spirit treasures and beasts staring at it. Therefore, the vaguely transformed baby is easier to be captured.

When crossing the catastrophe, you can often perceive the situation of a higher level. Jindanjie can sometimes even perceive some rules of the world. Compared with it, it is very ordinary to perceive what your baby looks like.

It is more ordinary than when Pei Jianzhuo became a spirit treasure, and the spirits appeared more and more frequently.

06499 - Unconscious discrimination

Pei Jianzhuo: "Actually, I probably shouldn't be called Qi Ling now. It might be more appropriate to say that I am a conscious body."

It doesn't matter, you can call me whatever you want, as long as you are you.

Also, don't you think I'm getting more and more divided when I cross the tribulation?I was only distracted chatting with people when I was crossing the golden elixir tribulation, I could be distracted to do things when I was crossing the internal tribulation at the peak of the golden elixir, and now I can think about improving the small world of No. [-] when I am crossing the internal tribulation.

Pei Kong: "Have you considered any improvement plan? Don't you still let Pei Shabeng play around?"

Jin Dan's vaguely transformed baby is a kind of guidance.The golden pill is like an egg, and the baby is like a broken shell, and the number two can undergo a qualitative change.

Xiao Sui: "Master's thinking is indeed much more active than when he crossed the golden elixir. When he crossed the golden elixir, he forced himself to be numb to the pain, but now he really doesn't care."

Pei Bing: "Even very happy."

Fuqiu: "The degree of shaking M is deeper?"

…Cultivation will indeed continuously weaken some of its own characteristics while continuously strengthening another part of its own characteristics.

Pei Jianzhuo: "And the strengthened part is the content of monkhood."

Pei Bing: "Shaking M?"

That's just one of the connotations.

I asked my junior uncle: "Do you think I am happy now?"

Junior uncle: "What do you want my answer to be? Do you think you are unhappy? Then I will think: It is rare for me to clean up the junior with my own hands. How dare the junior be unhappy?"

Junior Uncle: "Or do I think you are happy? Then I think: I am punishing you, why are you happy? Do you despise my punishment?"

Me: "... So Elder Qi, you will be like this... Are you thinking all kinds of times?"

Uncle Junior: "Is this how you define your own dictionary?"

Me: "I didn't really want to define a dictionary. At most, I sometimes use this as an excuse to hate people. In addition, I actually wanted to say that you are a girl, but before I said it, I suddenly felt that this word was suspected of sexism and ageism. Why are girls and not boys who are sensitive? Why are young people and not middle-aged and old people who are easily emotional?"

Me: "Furthermore, I reflect on the fact that there are too many discriminations that are so used to being almost unconscious. For example, men dress up as women and women dress up as men. The former will attract a lot of attention and curiosity, while the latter usually has little topicality, because in daily life for the sake of It seems to be more common for women to wear men’s clothing for reasons such as the convenience of movement.”

Me: "There are also two words such as sissy and female man. The former is contemptuous, while the latter is a bit boastful. But in fact, the basic logic of both is that women are inferior to men, so men who look like women are despised, and men who look like men are despised. of women are praised. So both terms should offend women."

Junior Uncle: "Male woman is not a compliment, and the appearance of a man and a woman is not derogatory. Also, your topic is suitable for chatting with Yan Xingmen."

Me: "I'm mentally preparing for my birth. Some Nascent Soul cultivators may not use it, but if I want to have a baby, I'm afraid I can't have any major shortcomings, including the perception of gender, race, etc."