Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1689

06844-rest first

Me: "Change the place for the quarrel, other people still have questions to ask me, don't block everyone."

"Brother Immortal, how long will you stay in our courtyard?"

Me: "Not necessarily, I'm here to make a deal. Leave when the purpose of the deal is achieved."

"What are you paying us for?"

Me: "There are many options, including snacks, daily necessities, toys, books, short-term travel, etc. I will try my best to pay you what you want. But it must be based on the principle of equivalence, that is, what I get from you I will pay you as much as you need information, and at most I will add a little extra reward for caring for the cubs."

"What information do you want? We must know less than the teachers."

Me: "It's more complicated to say, it's too late today, I'll explain it to you in detail tomorrow, and now I just want to briefly summarize: what I want is your fantasy similar to a fairy tale."

"...I don't believe in fairy tales for a long time. When we are only one or two years old?"

One or two years old may not understand the full story.

Me: "Those who have believed before are counted. Those who don't believe it at all but can explain the reasons for not believing it are also counted. Well, the time is up, let's have a good rest first. Don't think about me too much when you sleep, so as not to be delayed by bad rest Tomorrow."

Me: "If you are late for morning training, you will be punished."

The children spread out obediently and put away their things, then washed and went to sleep.After the staff supervised the children to turn off the lights, they also went to rest.The staff don't have to stay up all night, they just need to stay in the duty room just in case.Each dormitory of the children is equipped with a distress bell. If there is an accident, they will press it, and the duty room will ring.According to the rules, the staff on duty need to leave the duty room within 1 minute, figure out the situation within 3 minutes, and start to solve the problem within 5 minutes.

Ji Shan: "Except for accidental touches and new children who are not used to the rules here, most of the accidents where the emergency bell is used are emergencies, so the 'SOS' bell is worthy of the name."

Me: "What about accidents other than the majority?"

Ji Shan: "That's more abundant. For example, those who read ghost stories during the day and were scared to cry by shadows at night; those who secretly played with candles and lit the bed; those who tried to pretend to be sick; It's a challenge, and five minutes to start solving the problem ... just surrender and wait for punishment."

Ji Shan: "These children are said to be well-behaved and well-behaved when they are mentioned by the outside world, but they are quite okay when they make trouble."

06845-Family

Me: "Because it makes them feel safe and reliable. You don't need to look at people's faces, as long as you follow the clear rules, you won't be bullied. In fact, this is warmth. At least I think it is. Warmth doesn't have to be expressed as hugs, praise, and heart-to-heart talks." , talk about everything, or maybe just 'have a space of your own with peace of mind'."

Me: "Besides, although you adults may deliberately keep some distance from the children, the children can warm each other. The older children lead the younger children, peers help each other, and you can build a lifelong friendship, or should It's kindness."

Me: "Even if you evade in every possible way, the children have developed admiration for you, especially Dean Wu. And even if this admiration does not get a clear response in words, it will not fail in action. Dean Wu And you will not watch the members of the Academy of Radiance being bullied but not resist, you protect them."

Ji Shan: "Since you are paid, you must do what you need to do. Can we publicize your coming here to live? It will definitely attract a lot of sponsorship. Don't look at the number of exchange posts in Shazhuan. But many of your fans are very affectionate, even if they are no longer crazy, they are often willing to do something with you."

Me: "Of course you can tell what actually happened. But this is using my reputation for profit."

Ji Shan: "We understand the rules, and the loan fee will definitely be paid to you."

Me: "However, I will be scolded again if others take part of the orphanage's sponsorship away from me, right? Then Shabo will get a wave of enthusiasm again, that's okay."

Ji Shan: "According to the usual operation, you can donate the part you took away to the orphanage."

Me: "I don't think I should donate anymore, or I'm afraid that Huiguang will receive too much sponsorship, which will spoil the orphanage. The orphanage cannot become a profit-making organization, otherwise Dean Wu can handle it in a proper manner, and other managers will not That's easy to say."

Ji Shan: "So let the dean decide what percentage to pay for your reputation. Although the dean is not easy to get along with, he is really trustworthy when it comes to business."

06846 - dirty cat

The living people in the Garden of Radiance gradually fell asleep. I sat alone in the yard. First I saw a cat chasing a mouse and running past, then I saw two insects doing discordant movements, and then I saw the cat before it. The cat that ran over proudly walked up to me with the mouse it had successfully hunted in its mouth, and put the undead mouse in front of me.

I:"……"

Pei Jianzhuo: "Maybe it thinks that your breath resembles the same kind?"

Fuqiu: "Courting?"

This is a male cat.

Fuqiu: "Who stipulated that cats cannot court the same sex?"

This cat is really dirty.Even if it's a wild cat, it's not good to be so dirty that you can't see its true colors, right?

The mouse that got out of the cat’s mouth observed for a while, maybe it felt that there was a gap to take advantage of, and wanted to run as soon as it rolled over, but was pressed down by the dirty cat’s paw, and then the dirty cat pushed the mouse that was pretending to be dead to me again. .

Pei Bing: "Take it, this cat is so friendly. Don't think it's dirty in your heart."

The little furball jumped out of the little follower and appeared in front of the dirty cat. The dirty cat was startled and had a tendency to run away, but it may have found that the little furball was as small as a kitten, so it forced itself to show 'Not afraid of you' gesture.

Xiao Ke: "It's still afraid. It's easy to feel strong and weak among its kind. Although Pei Ao is small in size, he has a sense of strength."

Dirty Cat's next behavior is also in line with Xiao Ke's judgment: Dirty Cat pushed the mouse to the fur ball, probably to please.

Xiao Sui: "One prey is actually used to curry favor with two people? There is no sincerity at all."

Mao Qiu took the mouse, "meowed" to the dirty cat a few times, and asked it: "What's your name? Why are you here at this time? Have you lived in this orphanage for a long time?"

Dirty cat: "My name is Spot. I live in this area. Someone helped me in this yard, so sometimes I will help them patrol. Do you want to live here? I can cover you."

The tail of the fur ball nodded at me: "I have a dedicated feeder."

Spots where the spots are not visible: "Living with people is very troublesome. They are easy to make a fuss and force you to do things you don't like. Is your body hair the result of frequent washing? Wash every day, can you Wash off a layer of skin."

Fuqiu: "You are afraid of taking a bath because the person who bathed you before was too poor. Do you want to try my person's technique?"

Xiao Sui: "Why are cats so shameless?"

Xiao Ke: "Is there something wrong with what Pei Ao said? I think taking a bath in Pei Suilin's space is indeed very comfortable."

Pei Bing: "The possessive case should be used with caution."

The hairball is still turning spots: "If you wash it, I invite you to eat the small dried fish I have in stock. You can pack it away if you are full."

Spot hesitated.

Maoqiu took out a small dried fish from the pocket and pushed it in front of Spot.Mottle was immediately overwhelmed by the aroma, devoured the dried fish, and said, "Deal."

Then the hairball brought the spots, and the mice by the way, went to the small suit together.

06847-A cat who has seen the world

Xiao Sui isolated the two temporary guests with disgust, and the water mist filled the entire isolation space, which looked like a thick fog in the winter morning, which made Spot a little uneasy, but he didn't resist too much.When the mist dissipated, the spots and mice were all gone, and the colors of the two were still somewhat similar.

Furball said to Spot, "Look, you don't feel sick, do you?"

Spot approved, then asked for the dried fish, and said by the way: "This mouse gave it to you."

Maoqiu kicked the mouse for Xiaohu to play with, and then piled up a mountain of dried fish in front of Spot.

Pei Kong looked at Speckle eating small dried fish, and said, "Suddenly changing the environment without asking any questions? Is the cat's heart sensitive and slender as promised?"

Speckle: "I have encountered a sudden change of environment before. After staying in the new environment for a while, I was released safely. Are you spirit beasts or monks?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "A cat who has seen the world."

Spot: "This is not a rare thing. Among the people who bully mortal cats for no reason, the number of monks is far less than that of ordinary people. The more powerful monks are, the less likely they are to bully weak cats."

It's not so absolute. Some monks are so bored that they kill and kill cats to pass the time.You've heard far fewer incidents of monks bullying cats than mortals, mainly because the total number of monks is much smaller than mortals.

Spot continued to eat the dried fish: "Anyway, I don't think you have any ill intentions towards me. You probably need a little help from me, right? The monk also asked me to help last time. He asked me to steal something for him."

Me: "Do you remember the appearance of that monk last time?"

Blob: "To me, Twolegs look alike."

Me: "Can you try to recall as much as possible? Press your paw on the small green stone in front of you to remember, and remember hard."

Speckle: "Can I take an extra serving of dried fish?"

Fuqiu: "Yes."

So Spot's left front paw was placed on the jade slip, and the temporary formation around it was activated, transmitting all of Spot's thoughts at the moment to the jade slip.After working hard for 2 minutes, Spots retracted its paws wearily: "I can only remember these things."

Fuqiu: "What makes you think that I can't see whether you are really tired or pretending to be tired?"

Mottle puts away his tiredness and obediently eats dried fish.

I finished reading the contents of the jade slip... The cat really didn't remember the man's face, the clothes were very vague, and the stolen things only had a whole shape, except for the canned food for the cat, which was very clear.

In order to ask the cat to help, that fellow Taoist bought canned cat food, and it is a canned cat food that has a long-term reputation in the mortal world, which is very particular.

I asked Spot, "Do you remember what the monk said about this thing you stole?"

Spot thought for a while, then replied: "He said, 'I'll give you the can, and you steal the can for me'. But what I stole was not a can, it was very light, more like a ball of wool, but it was harder to hold on to than a ball of wool. Carry it out It took a lot of effort not to make a sound as much as possible."