Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1694

06864-A family with an old man

Spot: "I and Rhubarb are still in love, but I never said that. We admire you very much, and you have taught us a lot."

TangGao: "It doesn't matter. At my age, being despised or admired is a trivial matter. A few more years will be serious. The world is very interesting, and I want to see it for a few more years."

Fuqiu: "We can provide you with resources to help you maintain a good body, and you can prolong your life. There are also professional training methods, you should learn together. I mentioned the training to Spot, and it was very reluctant. You How to say?"

Sugar cake: "As long as there is food, it is willing to do anything. If I say it, I can try it. But there are many obstacles to the training of the old bone, right? My ability to run and jump has declined."

Fuqiu: "It will definitely be more difficult to learn than young cats, and the upper limit of what can be learned is also lower, but it is definitely better for your health than not learning."

TangGao: "That's it. It's my honor to have the opportunity to learn movement skills from spirit beasts." It glanced at Mottled, Rhubarb and Counseling, "You three learn together."

Spot: "No problem, you always have the final say."

Rhubarb: "Tang Gao, I will do whatever you ask me to do. You are always right."

Counseling: "Will training hurt?"

TangGao: "If you don't learn, I will beat you up."

Cowardly huddled into a ball and hid behind Spots: "I'll learn."

Spot: "Can these three little ones also participate in training after activities?"

Tang Gao: "Of course. The younger you start scientific training, the better. Mortal beasts from the cultivation world can find formal jobs in human society. If you get a human social identity that can get wages, have benefits, and clearly protect their lives and health, you can give them to yourself. Buy food and build a nest by yourself, there is no need to be a pet to see people's faces in exchange for good treatment."

Tang Cake: "When you become more capable, you will be able to rely on yourself, understand?"

Blob: "We're self-reliant now, too."

TangGao: "Eating the last meal may not necessarily lead to the next meal? Picking up three milk cats will starve yourself? Going outside the pet food store is afraid of being beaten? The heavy rain lasts for a long time, and the cold and hungry are unbearable? We live in In human society, gaining the recognition of human beings is beneficial to our survival. It can be exchanged for recognition by being cute, or it can be exchanged for work.”

Rhubarb: "Although I don't understand much, what you said, Tang Gao, is right."

Counseling: "If you all learn from me, I will learn too. I will be with you."

As the saying goes, an old family is like a treasure.

06865 - Additional Snacks

When I returned to the Glory Orphanage, the children had already started their morning exercises.While watching them run around, I gnawed on a piece of dried fish - watching the cats eat so deliciously, I was infected with greed.

Then I seemed to infect my children with this gluttony.

Pei Kong: "According to the schedule, the children don't have a serious breakfast until after their morning exercises. Now they only have some warm water and small biscuits, and they are hungry. Not only do you let them see you eating, but you are also standing on the upper hand Eat, you wicked man."

Director Wu Jun seemed to be unable to stand my wickedness, and walked up to me: "In the future, please go through the main entrance and register when you enter and leave this hospital."

I went in twice yesterday and today and went out once and both went over the wall.

Me: "Okay, I will pay attention. Dean, can I add a small dried fish to each of you for breakfast today? Everyone saw that I ate it, so I feel embarrassed if I don't share it." Eat up the dried fish in one bite.

Pei Kong: "I really don't see where the embarrassment lies."

Pei Bing: "In words."

Xiao Sui: "Master rarely speaks kind words to outsiders. The other party should accept it gratefully."

Pei Kong: "It seems that the requirements of normal people are not so low."

Rhubarb: "What is important is not what you say, but what you do. Of course you should be grateful for sharing food."

Dean Wu did say thank you, and then added a request: "It will be more conducive to your relationship with them if you distribute the dried fish to them yourself, and it will be beneficial to your next step of information collection. However, when dividing, please Try to ensure that everyone gets the same size of dried fish, otherwise some people may be unhappy with you."

Me: "Don't worry about scarcity but unevenness. I understand. Don't worry, I have abundant reserves of dried fish, and it is easy to select hundreds of fish of equal size. Make sure that the difference in volume cannot be seen with the naked eye, even if you use an instrument to weigh it, every The difference in weight between the two will not be more than [-] gram." If it is not possible, I dig some fish meat from the inside of the heavy dried fish to ensure that the weight meets the standard.

Dean Wu: "Today's breakfast is ready, as an extra snack, please make the dried fish smaller, just about the same size as the one you ate just now."

Me: "Okay. In fact, the taste of dried fish of this size is the best. If it is too big, the taste will be uneven, and if it is too small, the taste will not be layered."

The follower piled up the dried fish that met the requirements for my convenience.

Dean Wu looked at me and didn't answer any more.Maybe it's because they feel that they are so particular about dried fish, that they are out of touch with the lives of ordinary people.

Xiao Sui: "This is obviously Pei Ao's hypocrisy and pickiness."

Mao Qiu: "Pei Bing put forward more suggestions for improvement than I do."

Pei Bing: "The master has also enjoyed the improvement results."

...Okay, the final conclusion is still my fault.

06866 - Habits of thought

After the children and most of the staff got their own breakfast and started to eat separately, I floated dried fish equal to the number of diners into the air, dropped them into each person's bowl, and separated the eating time from others The dried fish of the kitchen staff floated to each of them.

The process of dividing the dried fish attracts more attention than the dried fish itself.After the staff paid attention to it, they had to suppress their excitement and educate the children:

"Eat well first, and wait for the rest time to ask the immortal. This immortal has been living in our hospital recently, and you have plenty of opportunities to ask him things. Don't be in a hurry at breakfast time. Don't eat too fast, it is not good for digestion. Who will eat within 10 minutes?" They are not allowed to leave their seats, even after eating.”

The children gradually calmed down and ate seriously.President Wu, who was eating in the corner, looked at me with indescribable eyes.

Sorry, I'm so easy to stir up trouble.

Pei Jianzhuo: "But I'm thinking, why would there be some commotion when you distribute snacks on the spot? Even if you shuttle between the tables like ordinary people, putting out dried fish one at a time, it will still cause discussion and scrutiny, right?"

I sneaked up to Dean Wu and asked her about this question.

Dean Wu: "However, such discussions and scrutiny are not enough to excite them to the point of skipping meals altogether. There are often social welfare figures who come to temporarily add meals to the children. Snacks, but not used to juggling with meals."

Dean Wu: "But it's not your fault. It's because I didn't think about it and make it clear. My thinking habits are mortal. I subconsciously thought that you would distribute it manually, or ask the staff to help you. That would cause a lot of distraction." It’s just about the food itself; but in fact, your thinking is monk-like, and you use spiritual power to deal with problems, and the effect revealed is hard to see here, and it attracts everyone more than food.”

Me: "I'll show them more tricks during the rest time, so they won't make a fuss next time. The low-level sect has designed many tricks that are popular in the mortal world, and I can demonstrate them all. Some of them don't use spirit. Power can also be achieved, and it will look better with spiritual power.”

Dean Wu: "Thank you. I know that it is difficult for you to abide by the rules of this court. After all, many rules violate your daily habits. You register at the gate, I know that in the cultivation sect, no matter which direction the disciples enter and exit from, the sect formation will automatically record it, no manual signature is required, and it is not required to go through the main gate, so you may not even know where the gate is Go pay attention."

06867-Final

Me: "I often pay attention to it." Jianzong is so great in this respect that it makes outsiders cry for the gate of his house.

Me: "It's okay to be casual in one's own sect. When you go to someone else's house, you should act more formally. When you go to the countryside, you should do as the Romans do."

Dean Wu: "I have already written your special regulations. Originally, I wanted to revise and adjust them in the morning and give you the final version, but now I feel that even if I make careful adjustments, it is too much to take my position for granted. , there will still be a lot of unsuitability. So I will send it to you first, and after you read it, you can put forward your modification ideas, and we will discuss and finalize it together. Is it okay?"

Me: "Of course."

Dean Wu: "Thank you. It seems to have made things too complicated. It took you a lot of time to make rules, but in fact, you will only stay here for ten days or a month at most. It seems that there is no need to be so rigid."

Me: "It's still necessary. Even if it only takes one day after it's fully formed, it's still effective. Besides, if it's perfected this time, next time you encounter similar things, you can come up with useful regulations faster. There must be rules. Yes, even changing it while using it is better than being completely random.”

Dean Wu sent me the first draft of the regulations dedicated to me, and after she finished her breakfast, I sent her the revised version with reasons for the revision, and then I followed her to her office to discuss a few more articles, final version.

Dean Wu: "If you want to change it in the future, please try to discuss the plan with me first, and then do it according to the new terms, instead of making a new one yourself, and then come to discuss the change. Of course, if the situation is urgent , then you can cut first and play later."

Dean Wu: "I know that monks have privileges to do things in the mortal world and can ignore many restrictions, but I am the dean of this court, so I hope you will not pass me when you are doing things in this court. If you have any objections, we can discuss it. Instead of just emptying me out."

Me: "It's not that serious. I'm just here to observe some data, not to make changes. Only by keeping the current state can I see the data I want."

Dean Wu: "Then, I hope we can get along happily during your stay here."

Me: "I will work hard. Thank you Dean Wu for your support."

The staff of Glory Orphanage are divided into two categories, one is teachers and the other is non-teachers.The main way for Huiguang's children to learn knowledge is to go to ordinary primary and secondary schools, but in addition they need to learn some things that are not taught in ordinary primary and secondary schools, and these need to be taught by teachers in the courtyard.

The classroom content in the hospital includes cooking, laundry, cleaning, shopping for daily necessities, simple first aid, safety, law, small handicraft making, etc.In fact, it is to teach children to take care of themselves, protect themselves, and earn a little pocket money, so as to ensure that they can start to live independently on the day they leave Huiguang as adults.