Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1714

06944-not a prodigal

"But isn't it too clean? I seem to remember that kittens can't take a bath?"

Gou Kai: "It's okay, this cat space is fully automatic. According to the instruction manual, the cleaning of the cat is mainly to use something like a miniature hand to remove the dirty things from the cat's body, and then use a small amount of thin water mist to clean it. Non-solid stains, anyway, certainly don't make cats sick from cleaning."

Gou Kai: "Poop shoveling is also fully automatic. It packs and compresses the waste into tasteless lumps. When I pass by the trash can, I just throw it away. It is equivalent to Cat Space helping me raise cats. I only need to pay money, Throw out the trash regularly, and then cuddle the cat to play."

"That said, apart from the price, this thing is really great."

"Isn't monk's things always like this, everything is good except expensive. Considering that this cat space can use electricity instead of consuming spirit stones, it doesn't seem to be expensive in the long run. If it can be passed on for several generations, it can even be It's cheap."

Gou Kai: "It won't be passed on for several generations. As mentioned in the description, because the cat space contains a lot of small functions, and there is no follow-up warming and repairing of spiritual power, so it is not necessary to use spirit stones compared to hand warming stones and other common things in the mortal world. The magic weapon for energy supply, the stability of the cat space is obviously low."

Gou Kai: "Relying on the binding with the user adds some extra stability, but once the binding is unbound, there will be a backlash that destabilizes the stability, and it is even possible that the entire cat space will be completely broken at the moment of unbinding. That is to say, It is impossible to pass this thing to the next generation, and it is impossible for the previous person to give it to others if he does not want to continue to use it. It can only be bound to whoever it is and that person will use it for a lifetime. It has to be tied all the time, unbound or died Just die in the cat space."

"It's not bad if it can be used for a lifetime, decades. You strive to live longer, and the longer you live, the more you earn."

"After mass production of this thing, many local tyrants will definitely buy it. That kind of money is not a problem for local tyrants at all. Similar products in the past were not so versatile, and they used spirit stones, and the price was more expensive."

Gou Kai: "This one can only keep mortal beasts. As long as it is a creature that can use spiritual power, as long as there is any slight fluctuation of spiritual power, it cannot be kept in it. It can't even be put in at all. When it is put in, the cat space will warn. The entrance will also be closed. If it is forced to be blocked, the cat space will be damaged, and the spirit beast will be injured. Local tyrants are more eager to raise spirit beasts, because they feel that spirit beasts are more humane and reflect the value of the owner.”

"Yunxiazong, dedicated to raising cats, affordable, and thoughtful in function...Isn't this the product of Young Master Pei?"

Gou Kai: "It seems to be. Are you envious? I am the first batch of experimenters, and my usage data will be fed back to the creators. Your evaluation is also part of the feedback data."

Everyone suddenly said that Gou Kai’s purchase of Mao Space was not only not a prodigal, but also made a lot of money.

06945-Boss

Gou Kai's immediate superior knocked on the open door and stared at everyone in the room: "What are you doing? Don't act like this if you have no urgent business to do, so that the people who work in the next department can see the truth? Gou Kai, you Come with me."

When Gou Kai followed my immediate boss, I sent him a message: "My monitoring includes your chats with other people. If it is inconvenient, please tell me. I will suspend monitoring the external environment and only look at the inside of the bracelet. The external monitoring is due to the environment. It affects the ring."

Gou Kai: "It's okay, I'll make it clear to the person I'm chatting with. Ordinary people's acceptance of being watched by immortals is beyond your imagination."

The immediate superior walked into his office first, looked back at Gou Kai tapping on the communicator, and said with a straight face: "What are you doing? Be serious. Why are there so many petty tricks? Come in and close the door."

Gou Kai said while closing the door: "I was talking to the maker of the cat space bracelet about the use of data feedback. He said that the environment around the bracelet, including the content of my chats with others, will also affect the bracelet. Part of his collection of data, because it involves privacy, so he reminded me to pay attention to selection and blocking."

Gou Kai: "If you always want to talk about the case, let me know in advance so that I can suspend the recording."

Boss: "What case do I have to talk to you now? Don't you know if you have a case in progress? It's just right that you contacted the producer. I just want to tell you about this space bracelet .”

Boss: "You should also have a concept yourself. If you spend such a large sum of money on something to keep pets, the impact is not very good."

Gou Kai: "What I said to the outside world is that I bought this with all my savings, but I didn't report the specific amount. I usually spend money extravagantly. Except for a few people who have a good relationship with me, most people probably don't." Considering the magnitude of my savings, many people should have thought I was moonlight before today, and maybe even thought I owed a mortgage."

Part of Gou Kai’s savings was inherited from his great-grandfather’s inheritance, and the other part was the return from investing the money.It is really impossible for him to have much savings if he relies on salary alone and his laxity with money.

Boss: "It doesn't matter what they thought before, the key is that this bracelet is a clear magic weapon of the fairy family. This kind of thing has always been synonymous with luxury. In our industry, many people are staring at it, and many small things will be infinitely magnified. "

Gou Kai: "I know. But this bracelet can be powered by electricity. In the public's stereotyped impressions, magical artifacts that use spirit stones are luxury items with real value, while those that use electric energy are considered fake magical artifacts. For example, warm Hand stones and cool stones are almost sold as general-purpose products, and many families can take out at least one piece. After all, it is extremely durable, and it will still be the same as new after hundreds of years. Divide its price by the used After the expiration date, it becomes very cost-effective."

06946-Special Affairs Department

Gou Kai: "In addition, I told everyone that this bracelet is a first-generation experimental product, and I still need to give feedback on the use data to the producer. It is a routine operation to discount or even free trial products. Yunxiazong has gained popularity in the mortal world since Pei Shaoguang received wide attention. It also seems very friendly, so, I think, as long as these key points are clarified, the public will think that I am lucky to be selected by the gods as a test object for interesting new products, and will not pay too much attention to luxury goods."

Gou Kai: "Do you know the exact amount of my transfer?"

The boss glared at Gou Kai: "What do you think? Remember your occupation, you will have a special reminder if you transfer more than a certain amount, and I am not the only one who knows. If it weren't for your transfer to the most familiar person Maoxianren account, based on his past actions, it is estimated that this time is also a childish incident, so I am not the one who asked you to talk about this matter today."

Gou Kai: "If the recipient of the money is not Pei Shao, I may not dare to make this transaction."

Gou Kai sent the manual of the cat space bracelet to his boss, explaining: "This is a detailed manual, and all the functions and levels that the bracelet can achieve are clearly stated in it. If you are always troubled, take a look. If you think it is necessary , just pick out some key points, or send all of them to the top."

Gou Kai: "There is another thing. You mentioned before that the Criminal Case Branch of the Special Events Department is recruiting new recruits. I decided to sign up. If it goes well, I will be an employee of the Special Events Department after passing the assessment at the end of the year."

Boss: "You decided to buy the cat bracelet so recklessly?"

Gou Kai: "There are also related reasons. The Special Affairs Department has a lot of dealings with monks. If I have a special magic weapon, they should be able to give me more points when they evaluate me. It just happened to me, so I Just bought it."

Gou Kai: "This recruitment clearly stated that the number of new recruits will be tilted towards the police system, and those with many years of experience in handling cases will be given priority. My case handling experience can be rated as good, and I have been involved in cases that seem to be related to demons many times. Those cases seem to be able to ignore the evil spirits, but it also gave me a better understanding of the cultivation world, spiritual power, normal monks, evil spirits, etc. Criminal police who are better than me may not be interested in this aspect. I I think my chances of being admitted are relatively high.”

Boss: "The Special Affairs Department publicized the recruiting this time so that the whole system knows, it may be that there is a real shortage of people. Whether it is you or others who want to go, I support it. I also think that you have a higher chance of being admitted. I just mentioned this to you specifically. The treatment in the Special Affairs Department must be much better than ours. But there are also a lot of troubles."

Boss: "You have a problem here. What you encounter may be pressure from public opinion, layers of questioning, dismissal, detention, sentencing, and death."

Gou Kai: "Hey, can you say something nice? Even if you say I died heroically..."

The boss ignored the interruption and continued, "But something happened to you in the Special Affairs Department. Maybe it's a war between the two worlds."

06947-trouble

Gou Kai: "Boss, you should really think about it. In fact, the Special Affairs Department mostly deals with trivial matters, and its criminal cases mainly involve demons and mortals who use low-level magic weapons. The exchanges between the two worlds are not affected by such low-level events at all. owned."

Gou Kai: "If the comprehension world wants to declare war on the mortal world, it will have to be the mouth of the top ten, and the heads who can speak on behalf of the top ten are all in the Nascent Soul Stage, how could they commit criminal crimes in the mortal world? Cases? If they want to do something in the mortal world, at least it will be a disaster that will destroy the city and the country. Not to mention the Criminal Case Division, even the entire Special Affairs Division cannot manage it. The Special Affairs Division is not in charge of this at all, the Special Affairs Division It’s equivalent to the police, you have to go to the army for that kind of disaster. How can I get involved?”

Boss: "You're just thinking about it. What are immortals doing in the mortal world to destroy cities and countries? Immortals are always egoistic. They never do things that are of no real benefit to them. The benefit in their definition is that it helps to improve personal cultivation. This is much more straightforward and concise than ordinary people who pursue money, some pursue power, some pursue art, some pursue love and other complicated situations."

Boss: "The trouble with immortals is their self-willedness. They have always regarded themselves as more important than the overall situation, the group, and others. But it is also because of self-willedness that they hurt people directly when they want to hurt them. They dare to admit it after the injury is over. All kinds of excuses. Demons are another matter, of course."

The boss looked at Gou Kai's bracelet: "You just have to know what's in your mind. You have a good chance of being admitted to the Special Affairs Department, so you have to do a good job in the handover in the next few months. There are two days before the previous case Be careful at the press conference, there must be some people who want to ask some brainless questions, such as the suffering of criminals in childhood, the misfortune caused by society, and I don’t know how these stupid questions can attract traffic for so long.”

Gou Kai: "This time there may be some new ones, such as asking: When handling such a heavy case, as the team leader, why am I still in the mood to consider raising a cat?"

Boss: "Okay, you can go out. Remember, before you join the Special Affairs Department, you are still a member of my department, and you are not allowed to be perfunctory in what you have to do."

Gou Kai: "That is inevitable. Besides, maybe I won't be admitted by the Special Affairs Department? Then I will have to work under your old hand for a long time, and I will never dare to perfunctory under your old nose."