Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1733



Chapter 1733

07020-Swing off

Me: "Friend Shen, if I give you a puppet, do you have any requirements for its appearance and personality?"

Shen Jinyu: "I don't like puppets. If you insist on giving them away, they must not resemble you in appearance and personality, and they must not be able to speak."

Me: "You dated me before."

Shen Jinyu: "It used to be the past. Now my spiritual power has changed like this. Is it strange that my preferences have changed? Okay, the door is open, you go out. If you don't go out by yourself, this space will forcefully kick you. But it’s okay to kick, the lizard has been kicked many times, and it didn’t hurt or hurt.”

Me: "I have a lot of experience in being kicked by a secret realm. This time, let's try the feeling of being kicked by your secret realm. Maybe I can compare it with my past experience and analyze the distance between your secret realm and the old secret realms."

Shen Jinyu: "The distance is so large that it has no analytical value."

Me: "It doesn't matter what kind of creatures live in a secret realm and how many things it contains. Those are all add-ons that can be discarded at any time. The focus of the secret realm is the rules, stability, and duration of existence in the secret realm..."

Before I finished speaking, the strength of the kick appeared, and I escaped from Shen Jinyu's secret realm.

Using the word 'kick' is very inaccurate, this feeling is more like 'throwing'.It was as if I was originally sitting on a multi-layer disc rotating around the center of the circle, and the disc on which I was on suddenly accelerated, and I could not continue to stay in the original position under the action of centrifugal force. The acceleration of the disk will become more and more violent, until I have to leave the disk.

When I returned to the main world, I landed at the position before entering the secret realm, and when I raised my hand, I could touch the tree where the secret realm gate had appeared before, but this time there was no jelly feeling when I touched it, only the bark feeling.

An Yin fell to my side and asked, "What's going on inside? We got some information when we contacted Shen Jinyu before, and we forwarded that information to you. Is there any deception?"

Me: "No, Fellow Daoist Shen is quite frank. In other words, there is really nothing to lie about here, it's too empty. The key is that Fellow Daoist Shen can't use the power of this secret realm, so he can only accept it passively. But when he mentions external information, especially It is a matter related to Ruanxiang, and there may be distortions."

Me: "If you are interested, you can catch the Myriad Lizard for a chat. It seems that Fellow Daoist Myriad Lizard is very honest and simple, although he may not know much about the secret realm of Fellow Daoist Shen."

An Yin: "The multi-legged lizard is too inconsistent with our aesthetics, it hurts to talk to it."

Me: "After putting up with the appearance of Fellow Daoist Lizard, it is actually a bit cute, mainly because of its soft temper."

An Yin: "Did you know that Ruan Mitong has very few cold-blooded animals?"

Me: "I know there are senior spirit beasts that look like dragons."

An Yin: "Dragon? Ruan Mitong's temperament? Why do you find it more difficult to accept..."

So picky.

07021 - Programs matter

I tried to continue to send real objects to Shen Jinyu, and when I found that I could pass them on, I said to An Yin: "I have established a transmission channel between my stored treasure and Shen Jinyu's secret realm, which can transfer real objects. It is mainly used for the time being. I sent things to Shen Jinyu one-way, because he didn’t have any self-produced items to pass on to me. In the future, if there are products in his secret territory, or if he transforms the things I passed over, maybe he will send things to me. If there is anything related to the Hehuan Sect, I will pass it on to you."

An Yin looked at the tree and said, "What does it have to do with the Hehuan Sect? Although the door is open here, there may be mutual influence of breath... Let's talk about it later."

I sorted out all the information I collected that was suspected to be related to demons and sent them to the Special Affairs Department of the Mortal Realm, and explained: "Most of them are trends from statistics, only the formation diagram and the appearance of demons can be regarded as relatively direct. It is a guide for defense, but the appearance is likely to be camouflaged, and the size and location of the array are hard to say. A large array may cover a city, and a small array may even be micro-carved on the nails."

Special Affairs Office: "Leave the specific response to us. It would be great if you can provide us with some guidance. If we find a problem that requires spiritual power to solve in the middle, although we also have related artifacts to deal with it, we can Contacting you for support?"

Me: "You can contact me, but I may not be able and willing to provide timely support. It should be more appropriate for you to contact the local Xiuzhen sect office, and their response will be faster and more positive. After all, they are close, and they may be there before you contact me. Perceived danger."

Special Affairs Office: "Yes. In this regard, our cooperation with the offices of various sects in the mortal world is indeed more systematic. I was moved by your active help, Shao Pei, and forgot about the routine process."

Me: "Processes and procedures are very important. Especially in the face of hectic and unexpected times, following the process first may not necessarily achieve the best results, but at least it can be stable and not prone to chaos. Even if you want to change the process We should also analyze the reasons for the poor performance based on the poor performance of the process in this incident, and then make targeted adjustments, which cannot be taken for granted."

Me: "The existing process is based on many past examples. What needs to be adjusted is the backward part of the process caused by the development of the times, and the situation that some cases are too special to apply a universal process, not because it does not meet certain people's requirements. The profit expectations or emotions are changed."

Pei Kong: "Speak well, don't preach at every turn."

I am laying the groundwork before enlarging the move.

07022-Please set the rules

I said to the Special Affairs Department: "I plan to sell a large number of cat products in the mortal world, represented by Gou Kai's cat space. 'Large amount' means for all mortals. It is the kind of store that is directly opened in the mortal world for all mortals, It’s not for mortals to go to the cultivation sect to buy. What procedures do you need to go through? If the previous regulations are not suitable, can you draw up one as soon as possible? I want to open the store next year at the latest.”

Me: "It's a chain store. It will also interact with similar stores in the cultivation world."

Special Affairs Department: "...we are busy guarding against demons."

Me: "It's different departments. Those who handle criminal cases and those who handle commercial affairs can't help each other if one is busy with the other?"

Special Affairs Office: "We are discussing here first, and don't open your store before discussing a plan."

Me: "No problem. If there are rules, I will generally abide by them. Only when there are no clear rules, I will follow the principle of 'no prohibition equals permission'."

Pei Kong: "May I ask you, who obeys the rules, what is the situation of the high number of punishments in the discipline department?"

Violations that can be uncovered with a little punishment are actually allowed.

This is a question of trade-offs: after violating the rules, you will get a share of benefits and a penalty at the same time. If you do not violate the rules, you will not get both benefits and penalties. If you judge that the value of benefits is greater than the loss of penalties, you can violate the rules. Otherwise, it is not suitable Violation.

Therefore, when formulating penalties for violations, we must also weigh well, and we must ensure that under normal circumstances, the penalty losses caused by violations of this regulation are greater than the benefits that the violators can obtain.Generally, extreme situations should not be considered too much, and some supplementary clauses can be appropriately set for extreme situations, but the main clauses must not be based on extreme situations, that is, the death penalty cannot be easily imposed.Far from deterring all crime, overly high pressure can lead to serious backlash.

For example, if you think that everything you do is the death penalty anyway, then you will do it big, and then what could have stayed at robbery may become murder and steal money.Rules, like many other things, have to be clearly defined.

Special Affairs Department: "Why don't you sell through the channel of the cultivation world like before? Anyway, there are frequent exchanges between the two worlds. For example, channels such as the office in the mortal world still belong to the cultivation world in name, but the actual place of work is the mortal world. , it’s not inconvenient for ordinary people to buy things there, on-site or online shopping is almost the same as in ordinary ordinary stores.”

Me: "Since they are all similar, why don't you approve my store in the mortal world according to the standard for approving ordinary mortal stores?"

Special Affairs Department: "Because it is impossible to approve you according to the normal mortal store standards. After all, the things you sell are somewhat related to spiritual power, and the general product inspection mode in the mortal world is not in place. We have no way to judge whether the products are qualified or not. .And if you can sell it regardless of whether it is qualified or not, how is it different from the sales process in the cultivation world channel?"

07023-like

Me: "This is the question you have to consider. My purpose is to open a store and sell things in the mortal world. How to ensure that this store and the items sold will not disrupt the normal market in the mortal world, or, if disturbed, how to restrain it?" , Punishment is the rule you want to set for me."

Me: "Many official departments in the mortal world and ordinary people often complain that monks ignore the laws and regulations of the mortal world. Sometimes they really ignore it, and sometimes there are no specific rules for monks to follow. This time you put the rules related to selling things List it out, make it public, I will see it, I will abide by it, and if I violate it, I will accept your punishment.”

Me: "Give you a chance to restrain the monks. You can explore the extent of setting rules for the monks from me. I am so cooperative, leisurely, familiar with the rules of the two worlds, and will not be unreasonable. It is hard to find a test product. .”

The Special Affairs Department was persuaded, and began to convene joint discussions with multiple departments inside and outside the Special Affairs Department, and also openly solicited opinions from the whole world—including the mortal world and the cultivation world—and then participated in a large group of people in the mortal world. At the same time, a group of people in the cultivation world called me sick again.

I responded to the scolding of the monks: "Are you really calling me seriously ill because you think I'm idle and crazy, or are you worried that after the rules for me are perfected, your activities in the mortal world will be more restricted? You Is it because you are afraid that my performance in the mortal world will be too good and well-behaved, so that you will not be able to act indiscriminately like before?"

Scolding my monk:

"It's none of our business. When are we active in the mortal world? Even the activities are mostly silent and don't attract the attention of mortals at all. If we can't be caught, there is no violation."

"Besides, the rules you helped to create are aimed at 'selling things in large quantities', which are world-class quantities. Where can we get so many things to sell to mortals? The rules that apply to you are simply impossible to apply to us."

Me: "It doesn't matter which category it applies to. This time, it's just to let the mortal world officials accumulate an experience for monks' behavior; it doesn't matter what specific rules are set. The key is to sort out the process of setting the rules. When you need it next time Follow this process to formulate new rules.”

"You like mortals so much?"

Me: "I like the rules. The rules of the world, the rules of the cultivation world, the rules of mortals, the rules that apply everywhere, and my rules."


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